October 9...... This is a very important day for most students, because the advent of this day also means that the small long holiday of the National Day has come to an end, and the students should also take back the mood after this time of fun and concentrate on studying, and at half past seven in the morning, Mo Yan yawned heavily and walked in the direction of the school with a bag containing textbooks around his waist.

"Sure enough...... I have been living with a woman's body for so many days in a row, and I don't like it to suddenly change back, for example, ......" The simple-looking young man hung a pair of dead fish eyes that had just woken up, and after looking at the pedestrians around him and not noticing him, he couldn't help but stretch out his right hand and rub it on his chest, the strange pleasure did not spread from the man's flat chest to his cranial nerves, and he sighed and said, "Sure enough...... If you weren't a girl's body, you wouldn't feel this way. ”

Seriously, after five days of using a girl's body, he suddenly changed back to a boy's body, Mo Yan felt very inapplicable for a while, and he didn't know if it was a psychological effect, when he used a girl's body, he felt that he especially wanted to take a bath, as if he thought of something bad to develop, Mo Yan looked at the blue sky with dead fish eyes, and said softly: "The girl's heart in my body seems to be awakening." ”

Just when Mo Yan thought that he would simply use a girl's body to sign up directly after going to college, someone behind him suddenly slapped him on the shoulder, and a long-lost happy voice sounded behind him: "Yo~ Xiao Yanzi!" It's been a long time, why do you look preoccupied!? ”

The way of greeting people feels familiar, and the title that makes Mo Yan feel pain all along, even if he uses his toes, he knows who it is, turned his head and stared at a pair of godless eyes without any light, looked at Tang Yu and said, "You guy's spirit is so good early in the morning." Yesterday, your parents gave you what tonic to nourish qi and blood? ”

It stands to reason that many students, after this small holiday of the National Day, will be difficult to adjust their mood back, so it will also cause a lot of such scenes, that is, in the morning, they are tired, and there is always a desire to continue to lie back in bed and sleep for a while. At least Mo Yan had such thoughts at this time.

"Ahh As soon as Mo Yan's question was asked, the happy look on Tang Yu's face disappeared in an instant, and he ignored the neurotic eyes of the passers-by around him, holding his hands and hair and letting out a painful howl, and then glanced at Mo Yan with very strange eyes, and said: "I'm angry when I talk about this matter, and the two guys don't know if they took the wrong medicine or how their brains are in water!" Recently, I have been buying some aphrodisiac supplements for me to eat, so that I have four nosebleeds when I fall asleep at night during this time! ”

"The care of my parents~" Mo Yan spread his hands towards Tang Yu, who was holding his head, and said in a tone of a passerby. Then, as if remembering something, he said curiously: "Speaking of which, you haven't even contacted me during this time, it's really a rare thing, I remember that your parents should be very fond of me, my 'daughter-in-law', right, but they haven't contacted me on the National Day." ”

Mo Yan's ridiculous question made Tang Yu's expression instantly become as ugly as a bitter gourd face, and he sighed and said, "No, it's not as calm as you imagined." During the National Day holiday, they would urge me to call the girl named 'Mo Yan' to come to the house for a meal whenever they saw me, but if it really continued. I think it's hard to guarantee that the two of them won't suffer from heart disease or something like that, so I think ......"

"During the National Day holiday, I went out early and returned late, and when I got home, I didn't care about the two of them mentioning the matter of 'Mo Yan', and immediately after entering the door, I covered my head with a quilt and pretended not to hear their voices, so I finally got to noon on the seventh day of the National Day. I couldn't hold back the chatter that the two of them had been whispering in my ears, so I told them that I had broken up with 'Mo Yan'. ”

"Uh...... I didn't know what to spit out for a while. Speechless for a long time, Mo Yan looked at Tang Yu's expression that suddenly became calm, and the corners of his mouth twitched and said, who knew that Tang Yu gave him more exciting news next.

"Do you know......" Tang Yu stretched out his right hand and put it on Mo Yan's left shoulder. With a vicissitudes of life that 'the sea was once difficult to turn into water, except for Wushan, it is not a cloud', and said: "Since my parents knew that I had broken up with you, they had a big fight with me, and what did they say, 'How could a girlfriend who is so beautiful and can do housework suddenly say that she broke up!?' One qiē is definitely Xiaoyu's fault for you alone! Hurry up and apologize to me! Can you imagine how I got over this time? ”

"Uh...... This is really a sad story, so please let me make a sad expression with Tang Yu. After speaking, Mo Yan wiped the fake tears that were not at all in the corners of his eyes with the sleeve of his right hand, and then raised his eyebrows and showed a very strange smile at the corner of his mouth, and said to Tang Yu: "Otherwise...... I'm going to help you calm your parents? ”

"How can I help? Are you going to keep pretending to be my girlfriend and then have that bastard dad push the two of us into my room for another night? It seems that thinking of the bad thing that his father did that night, Tang Yu said with a stomachache on his face, but who knew that Mo Yan was shaking his index finger when he raised his right hand to protrude his right hand, and his face was full of 'too young, too simple Tucson broken' expression.

The next words Mo Yan said made Tang Yu's whole face as black as coal: "I mean to say...... Since you think they're noisy, how about I use my iron fist to help you get rid of them? ”

"You guy, get home and hang me! There should be a degree of madness! Believe it or not, I'm going home right now, and I'm going to publish the secret that you're the prototype of the black light virus on the Internet, and make you a public enemy of the world!? As Mo Yan expected, after hearing his speech, Tang Yu immediately scolded angrily, fortunately he didn't shout the last sentence too loudly, of course, even if he shouted it out and believed it, few people would believe it.

"Since you don't want your parents to be nagging in your ears all the time, then I'll give you the best mention right now." After Tang Yu calmed down, Mo Yan patted his shoulder with a 'teachable' expression on his face, and said, "Tang Yu...... Go find a girlfriend and become a cash-out, so trust your parents not to keep talking about it in their ears. ”

"Well, although I know that what you just said is a joke, but I will still be very excited, so please be careful next time you speak, and become a cash charge or something...... I'll consider taking a look. Tang Yu put his right hand on his chin, put on a contemplative expression, and then his eyes suddenly lit up, and he felt that Mo Yan's mention looked like ...... Not bad!

Fortunately, today is not a Monday, so there is no need to hold a flag-raising ceremony after arriving at school, but many students think that even if it is really a Monday, I believe that the principal, who likes two-dimensional and lazy, will cancel the flag-raising ceremony in order to understand the physical condition of the students.

When Mo Yan and Tang Yu stepped into the classroom, the second class bell finally rang, and they saw that almost all the students in the classroom had arrived, and it seemed that they were just two of them, but at a glance, it could be found that most of the students were lying on the table with a listless posture, even Xiang Pengjun, who had always thought that 'a man must have backbone' as the motivation to live, was also full of 'so tired~ like sleeping', lying on the desk with a drowsy posture.

Just as Tang Yu and Mo Yan came to their seats and sat down, took out the math textbook to be used in the first class and put it on the table, the math teacher also walked into the classroom with a heavy yawn, but the thing that made everyone feel very strange was ...... She is actually followed by a young man who looks immature on the outside, and is only 11 or 12 years old.

Seeing the appearance of this little Zhengtai, the eyes of the whole class widened in shock, and the heavy sleepiness dissipated, and the next sentence from the math teacher made everyone's jaws drop: "Although everyone will feel a little strange to say this kind of thing at this time, I still want to remind everyone that this little student will be everyone's classmate from today onwards!" ”

"Hello everyone~ My name is Zhou Xiaoyan, I have been classmates with everyone since today, and I would like to ask the senior sisters and seniors for more advice~" The milky tone of the milk voice showed Xiao Zhengtai's young age, and then Long Aotian suddenly raised his right hand and stood up, and asked the cute Zhengtai on the podium in a trembling tone: "Can I ask the child, how old are you this year?" ”

"People are not young~ they are already 10 years old." When Xiao Zhengtai on the podium reported his age, the students under the podium only felt that their brains stretched out a burst of five thunders, and at the same time, there were 10,000 grass and mud horses in their hearts before they ran over happily.

"As you hear and see." At this time, the mathematics teacher put his hand on Zhou Xiaoyan's little head and said: "Because Zhou Xiaoyan has excellent grades since he was a child, and he has completed all the courses from junior high school to the first year of high school by self-study, he has been reviewed by the Ministry of Education and strongly requested by Zhou Xiaoyan's mother, he went directly to the first year of high school after skipping a grade. ”

"Eh, Tang Yu, what are you doing!?" At this time, Mo Yan, who was in shock, couldn't help but ask suspiciously after seeing Tang Yu take a photo of Zhou Xiaoyan with his mobile phone and then upload it to whom.

"Oh~" After Tang Yu glanced at Mo Yan, he said mysteriously: "I'm just contacting that guy Chu Xuan and asking him if this classmate Zhou Xiaoyan is the illegitimate son he messed around outside." ”

Looking at Xiao Zhengtai Zhou Xiaoyan on the podium with an innocent smile on his face, Mo Yan stroked his forehead and asked himself softly: "I always feel that this school is going to become a concentration camp for problem students." (To be continued......)