Chapter 61: A Perfect Misunderstanding
When the wolf returned to his tent, he quickly drew the curtain to the ground, then found the tweezers he had used to pull out small hidden weapons, and pulled them at the bronze mirror.
He made a "snort" sound almost every time he plucked one, and after he was completely plucked, he frowned, looked at the beard on the ground and the bleeding beard area in the mirror, compared it back and forth, nodded, and secretly discussed: Feng Suiqin is right, my beard is indeed thick and deep-rooted, and my image is more perfect after pulling it out.
Suddenly, as if he had thought of something, he quietly touched the door of the tent to see that there was no one, jumped up and ran to the curtain in the tent, took off his pants, looked at the weeds around his little wolf, and became worried. Is it good to pull it out here? Or is it better to keep it? After a difficult ideological struggle, the final decision was: pull!
So he began to pluck the grass around the little wolf with the tweezers he had just plucked.
"Ahh "Yes!" "Hmm!" He made an ambiguous sound similar to pain and depression as he pulled it out. The soldiers patrolling outside his tent were all blushing and their hearts were beating. Who is this Wind Warrior happy with? Well, he is worthy of being a military advisor and a miracle doctor, and the time spent pressing women is several times stronger than them. No, they've been patrolling for several laps, at least for an hour. He was still moaning bitterly and happily in his tent. The soldiers immediately admired the wind wolf in the tent and gave a thumbs up.
Inside the military aircraft tent
Shangguan Fei estimated the time when the four generals would return to the camp, looked at Feng'er and said with a smile: "Deputy marshal, Feng'er, the wolf has been pulled out for so long, and it is estimated that it is almost done." I'll take a look, and we'll go together to meet the four generals at the gate of the camp. "He's going to have to see what has become of him.
Shangguan Yun shook his beard and said with a smile: "Hehe, it must be a mouthful of blood." "This girl is really a thief. Even the old fox of the Sky Wolf was given to her ...... What did you give...... By the way, it's a spoof, hehe. He smiled and nodded as he thought.
I raised my eyebrows and said, "Okay, let's go see if he faints from pain?" "If so many beards are really plucked, it will definitely test his patience.
Shangguan Fei nodded and went out wearing a mask.
I thought he would come back soon, but he didn't come back for a long time, and I felt furious in my heart. I begged in my heart, the wind wolf wouldn't really faint, right? No, I'll have to check it out. I just want to mess with him, I don't want anything to happen to him.
"Old General, can you show me the tent of the Wind Division? I'll see them both go. β
Shangguan Yun was impatient to wait, and said, "Okay." You come with me. When he walked out of the tent, he pointed to a tent 500 meters away and said, "It's the one with the flagpole next to it." β
I nodded and said, "General Xie." Then I went. β
Shangguan Yun nodded and said, "Go ahead." β
I nodded and turned to walk towards the Wind Wolf's tent. Along the way, I guessed all kinds of accidents and possibilities, and thought of corresponding countermeasures. When I walked two or three meters away from the tent, I heard strange sounds. What is the situation, this voice is so familiar, it seems that every time I eat tofu to cultivate my whole body, I will hear this voice.
Is it ......? In an instant, my eyes widened. No wonder the two of them are always eye-wry. I nodded knowingly, the more I thought about it, the more I felt pity, hey, two beautiful men, they were both broken sleeves.
"Well...... Kindness...... You tap ...... Yes. "The sound of the wind wolf wanting to die strongly stimulates my senses.
It seems that the wind wolf is a small attack, and Shangguan Fei is a strong attack. Suddenly, my mind flashed wonderful pictures of their different romantic action movies.
I haven't watched that movie for a long time, if I let go of such a good opportunity, wouldn't I be too sorry for my name as a pervert? I hunched my back, lightly touched the door, quietly lifted the curtain, covered my mouth, and leaned in step by step.
Shangguan Fei walked outside the Wind Sky Wolf tent and heard his hateful nose. The dead boy, under the pretext of plucking his hair, came back to summon military prostitutes, which was too much to beat. It also depends on the time of day, when it is, and it is still merry and happy in it. The more he thought about it, the more angry he felt, and he really wanted to overturn his tent. He always thought he was a virgin who guarded himself like jade!
After waiting for two teas outside the tent, I listened to the louder and louder voices inside, and there was a tendency to die of my soul. He finally got angry, lifted the curtain with a hula, and broke in.
"You put my clothes onβ" he roared as he stood outside the curtain.
The wolf was pulling his thick and long pubic hair in pain, and suddenly heard him roar, so frightened that he fell backwards and fell directly from his chair. When he saw clearly that Shangguan Fei was alone, he got up from the ground excitedly.
"Fly, come in and help me." What a lifesaver. It's great that he's here at this time.
Shangguan Fei sobbed his mouth and gritted his teeth, "Do you want me to help you do it??? He took a deep breath, suppressed his anger, his fists clenched.
The Stormy Wolf lifted his pants and stuck his head out of the curtain. "Hard? What is the strength. I'm asking you to pluck a few hairs for me. He looked at Shangguan Fei suspiciously, not knowing where his anger came from.
Pull out...... Hair plucking ??? Shangguan Fei's clenched fist suddenly loosened. He walked over and looked at him and said, "Aren't you already done?" β
The Storm Wolf looked towards the door, pulled him into the curtain, took off his pants, and handed him the tweezers. "The roots, the bottom, I can't see, help, quick. Otherwise, someone will come in a moment. He pointed to the part that needed Shangguan Fei's help.
He, he actually asked him to help him pluck his pubic hair!!!!!!!!!! This kid, really, is so hateful!! The anger he had just dispersed quickly gathered and soared. "Don't, too, over, point, !!!" Shangguan Fei looked at him, and there were only two handfuls of hairs left, and he said word by word.
The wind wolf pointed to the key part and said, "Look, does it make it thicker, longer and more attractive when you pull it out?" β
Shangguan Fei looked at his proud little wolf wolf and had to admit that he was right. But when asked for his help, he was ...... Can't help.
Seeing that he was looking at him for a long time, the wind wolf said, "Don't be envious, pull it out." If I have time, I'll help you pull it out. Yours must be bigger than mine, and more pleasing to women. β
When he heard the word woman, for some reason, Shangguan Fei's mind suddenly flashed with a white face and a black face. I don't know why, but he even promised to help him.
"Well...... Kindness...... I can't stand it...... Hurry up...... Ah......h
Shangguan Fei twitched his mouth twice, grabbed a few hairs at the same time, and pulled them violently.
"Ahh The wolf screamed in pain.
Oh yes, Shangguan Fei is amazing. It must be inserted to the end, and it will go straight to the Yellow Dragon. Tough, tough. I raised my eyebrows excitedly, and pulled my neck excitedly to look into the curtain. It's a pity that I can only barely see two shadows, one tall and one short.
Shangguan Fei was so angry that he simply pulled it up a few times. "Don't scream so loudly, it's almost good. You bear with it. "Long pain is better than short pain.
"Yes." The Wind Wolf bit his lip and nodded.
Shangguan Fei saw that he was mentally prepared, so he pulled it up vigorously.
"Ahh Feng Tian frowned, sweating on his forehead in pain. He grabbed the armrest of the chair's right hand and grabbed Shangguan Fei's left shoulder violently.
"Ah...... Oh...... Hmm," the wolf grabbed at the wound on his shoulder. Damn, he grabbed it tighter and tighter, and the wound hurt so much.
Both of them have reached this kind of journey, partially! Definitely the exciting and intense part!! I raised my eyebrows and cheered for them in my heart, hey, hey, hey. Go on, go on, go on all the time.
"Ah...... Yes...... Kindness...... Hurry up...... Don't stop...... "Stop and pull it out, it will hurt even more if you stay for a while." The Wind Wolf whispered.
Wind Wolf, I'm jealous of you! You actually climbed the First Broken Arm Mountain of the Holy Heaven! However, I also envy you, you are brilliant, spring is overflowing, and your sexual blessings are boundless, and you are definitely a strong attack against a strong !!!!!!!! It's a pity, it's a shame, the first strong attack on a beautiful man in the Holy Heaven, he was so cheap.
"Oh...... Oh...... Oh...... "Damn, he's now clawed." In order to end himself and his pain as soon as possible, Shangguan Fei couldn't help but pull it up.
"Ahhh......h
"Oh oh oh ......" he pinched so deeply!
Close, close, five, four, three...... I counted my steps and excitedly leaned my head closer to the curtain.
"Ah......hh It hurts...... It really hurts......" the Wind Wolf roared in a suppressed voice.
"Oooh...... Endure...... Immediately...... Oh," Shangguan Fei was also sweating profusely in pain. He slammed the last two blows. "Alright...... Call...... Whew......"
"Ahhh......h Hush...... Shh......hh The hellish plucking torture is finally over.
No way!!!! They're too fast, aren't they??? That's it??? I haven't seen it yet...... I drooped my head in frustration. Ah, jealousy!!! I regret the world, just one step away, I see everything!!!!
No, even if you don't see the process, it's not bad to look at your figure. I hurried to take the crucial step, pulling the giraffe by the neck and sticking my head into the curtain. What's going on, they're too fast, aren't they???? Shangguan Fei was neatly dressed, sweating profusely and leaning against the bed, the wind wolf was a little slower, his pants were halfway up, and he was lying on the chair panting. Their faces were crimson, sweating profusely, and they knew at a glance that they had done a big job. It's a pity, I don't have to look at the figure. However, after all, it was not in vain, and it was somewhat psychologically comforting. The jade rod of the Wind Sky Wolf is not ordinarily big, and besides, he doesn't have a single hair there.
Why did you suddenly stop breathing? Shangguan Fei leaned on the head of the bed and held his left shoulder, and glanced up at the Wind Sky Wolf. What's wrong with him, hell? Frightened like that. "Are you dumbfounded?"
It's just dumbfounded, it's a shame to go home. The Wind Wolf opened his mouth and said nothing, just raised his hand and pointed ahead.
Shangguan Fei turned around in the direction he was pointing, and suddenly, he was also stunned.
Qin opened his mouth with the wind, drooling a long saliva, staring at the little wolf wolf in the hand of the wind wolf in a daze. His eyes were confused, and his hands were grasping and letting go, as if he was fantasizing about something. The body is approaching the wind wolf step by step.
This, when did this woman come??? Why didn't he find out all along? Also, doesn't she have three husbands? Why are you still hungry and thirsty, as if you have been abstinent for several lifetimes? When he saw that her color claws were about to touch the frightened petrified Wind Wolf, he suddenly felt great anger in his heart, and he couldn't help but stretch out the hand that had been bitten by her and grabbed her.
"Why are you still stunned, hurry up and lift your pants!!" Shangguan Fei said angrily.
With a flushed face, the wolf hurriedly lifted his pants, turned around, and fastened his belt.
Shangguan Fei clenched his fists with one hand, and pulled her straight to the military aircraft tent with the other.
Hey, when did I come out? I remember I was looking at the jade root of the beautiful man? Why, how could it be pulled by Shangguan Fei. "Hey, you wait. How do I ...... that?"
Before I could finish speaking, Shangguan Fei interrupted me. "Do you still want to go back and watch it???"
Uh, this question?? The answer is yes. "Yes...... No...... I didn't mean to watch it...... I just happened to see...... That one...... I'm not going to say it. "I don't think it's appropriate to say anything.
Shangguan Fei stopped violently, turned to look at her and said, "Which one?" β
"That's it...... That you love each other......" I whispered as I looked at his grim gaze, shrunk my head, grabbed my left hand, and whispered. That's what you asked me to say.
Shangguan Fei smacked his lips and said, "You think I'm a broken sleeve??" "God, this is a big misunderstanding. Damn the Wind Wolf, kill him. "I, no, yes!"
I nodded busily. "I know, you're not, you're definitely not, you're certainly not. You're just a little more than a friend in love with him...... Just love. "I don't know how many times I've done it, isn't it strange!!
Shangguan Fei knew that she was incompatible when he heard it, and gritted his teeth and said, "I said, I'm not-" He didn't want her to misunderstand, but she must have misunderstood to the end.
I hurriedly said: "Of course you are not, you look so tall and mighty, how can it be a broken sleeve, you are just helping a friend solve a physiological problem." "I was very considerate to find him under the stairs.
Shangguan Fei's hands were exposed, and he pleaded bitterly: "You have to believe me, I'm really not." β
I nodded like garlic. "Yes. Kindness. I believe, I believe very much, I quite believe. "Well, it's hard to speak with a clear conscience.
Wind Wolf, I hate you!!!! Shangguan Fei hung his head in frustration, and his reputation was ruined. Now I can't wash it even if I jump into the Yellow River. This, how can this be good??? "You...... Ay...... Why don't you believe ......"
It's so sad that such a handsome beautiful man is a rabbit. No wonder he's still single at 27 years old. Now I finally know why he keeps wearing a mask, he must be afraid that beauty will attract more rabbits and make the wolf jealous. Hey, it's so good that the wind wolf has a good life, and I met a man who is so beautiful that the stars are discolored, and he is so good that he is at the level of ashes. Lucky, happy!!
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