Chapter 149: Women Are Like Cats
Russian is one of the most difficult languages in the world to learn.
It is usually pronounced with a tongue-curling trill, which is very unpopular with yellow people, and it is difficult to pronounce standard Russian pronunciation without years of study.
"Zdrastvige."
This phrase in Russian, it means hello. There are two tongue-curling trills in between, which are difficult to pronounce without a person who has been systematically studying Russian for a long time.
"Brother Almighty Scene Converter, come out quickly." Zhou Yan said silently: "Quickly convert me into a person who is proficient in Russian." ”
"No problem, just convert you into an ordinary Russian from another time and space." The universal scene converter said: "The scene is changing...... Three, two, one. ”
The scenery in front of Zhou Yan's eyes changed slightly, and he suddenly found that he had turned into a purebred Russian body shape.
"Hello."
He immediately understood the meaning of Jiang Ju's words just now, and replied with a smile, "Hello." ”
However, his pronunciation, in another scene, is transformed into the standard Russian answer: "Priute".
Jiang Ju was stunned.
It's so standard!
The Russian word for hello is not the same.
Originally, she only expected that she and Zhou Yan would be able to draw a gourd with a thick tongue-curling sound "Zdrastvege", but she didn't expect that this kid would actually come up with a standard Russian answer "Privett." ”
He really doesn't know Russian?
Jiang Ju continued depressedly: ": Ah Jin, De Socks, Turley. ”
These three words in Russian mean "one, two, three." ”
Although it is short, it is full of difficult points in Russian pronunciation.
Although Jiang Ju said it in Russian, it was heard in the ears of Zhou Yan, who had already converted into Russians. But it is a clear "one, two, three" words.
Is this a test of my counting?
Zhou Yan smiled: "Four, five, six." ”
Of course. This stopped in Jiang Ju's ears. But it became a pure Russian pronunciation: "Chedi? , bia seven, suns seven. ”
Jiang Ju depressedly picked up the "Bumblebee" cocktail in front of him, took a sip gently, and said, "You still lie to me that I don't know Russian?" You must have learned it before, and your pronunciation is even more standard than mine - worthy of the pronunciation of an authentic Russian native. Don't play anymore......"
"Haha, don't bring such a bad account." Zhou Yan smiled: "You have to admit that I am a genius." ”
"Genius?" The dimples on Jiang Ju's face appeared: "I admit it, you are a genius - but a genius may not be able to learn a language like you, right?" ”
"You're talking about ordinary geniuses." Zhou Yan also picked up the "bumblebee". took a sip: "A super genius like me can draw inferences from anything and touch the other!" ”
"Huh?" Jiang Ju said: "There is a dice cup here, have you seen the kung fu of those gambling gods and gambling saints in the movie?" ”
Speaking of this, her big eyes rolled and she had another idea.
Even if you have read poetry and books since you were a child and are familiar with the skills of many industries, it is impossible to learn dice cups and play dice at a young age, right?
"I've seen it, of course I've seen it......" Zhou Yan nodded: "I especially yearn for a handsome guy who can play dice like Xing Ye and Fa Ge!" ”
"That's good. If you're really a genius who can touch the bypass, then you immediately hold the dice cup in front of you. Shake it out ...... six-six-six-six" Jiang Ju's eyelashes fluttered, and he suddenly laughed again: "Forget it, this difficulty is too high, I still don't embarrass you." ”
"This ......" Zhou Yan thought for a while: "I can try ......"
"Okay?" Jiang Ju smiled, and a faint flush appeared on his face: "Really?" ”
"Try ......"
After speaking, Zhou Yan said silently: "Brother Almighty Scene Converter, can you convert me into a gambling king?" ”
"The gambling king is a fictional character in the movie, no." The words of the universal scene converter made Zhou Yan very disappointed.
Looking at the charming and lovely homeroom teacher in front of him, Zhou Yan really wanted to show his feelings.
"Can you transform into a gambling god?"
"The God of Gamblers is also a fictional character in the movie, no."
"Gambler?"
"Ditto."
"Hey!" Zhou Yan sighed in disappointment, I don't know why, in front of the head teacher in front of him, who has a temptation index of up to 99 points, and is also a mature woman who has captivated the country and the city, he has a lot of desire to express himself.
He tried to pick up the dice cup with his hands, and followed the appearance of those gambling gods and gamblers in the movie, and shook it in the air a few times......
"Wow, wow, wow......"
It's very faceless, and the five dice are actually shaking and falling on the table!
"It seems that you really can't ...... this" Jiang Ju said with a smile: "It can be seen that you were lying just now - perhaps, you have a retired acquaintance from a special police unit since you were a child, and she trains you every day; Perhaps, among your neighbors, there are a few authentic Russians. ”
In this world, the existence of genius is justified.
But a genius like Zhou Yan who defy the sky is a big violation of the scientific common sense that Jiang Ju has accepted for several years!
Of course, she needed a reasonable explanation, so she quickly gave a possibility according to the logic she was familiar with.
This annoyed Zhou Yan.
Zhou Yan is still a little man who has just turned eighteen years old, a big boy.
Men of this age are the most susceptible to irritation.
Especially, Jiang Ju is a mature woman like a fairy, but her whole body is full of temptation!
"I want to ......," Zhou Yan said lightly: "Give me a little time, I should be able to learn--however, there must be a condition." ”
"Oh?" Jiang Ju was curious: "What conditions?" ”
Curiosity kills cats.
Another saying is that women are like cats.
Taken together, these two sentences can also be understood to mean that curiosity can not only kill cats, but also kill women.
"Uh......" Zhou Yan muttered: "You have to tear off your veil, and at the same time, be my girlfriend." ”
At this time, Zhou Yan didn't regard the charming woman in front of him as his class guide at all.
Now in his heart, he just regards her as a beauty, an outstanding beauty.
It is also a "fair lady" that the commander-in-chief of the Jiang Army has made him strive for!
"You kid, you're quite bold......" Jiang Ju's face was covered by a veil, but she couldn't see her joy or anger, but her eyes let out a sense of banter: "Okay, I promise you." I just like men like you. ”
"Really?"
Zhou Yan began to be surprised, he suddenly realized that the beauty in front of him was not only a mature and seductive mature woman, but also the homeroom teacher and mentor who he would get along with day and night in the next four years.
My request just now is indeed a bit excessive.
Unexpectedly, Jiang Ju actually agreed. (To be continued......)
PS: Set a bowl...... Let's see what to do!