14. School life
() Although I occasionally go out for a while, most of the time, I am still at school. I get up at five o'clock in the morning and have a morning run, usually leading a team from school all the way to the beach. Breathe in the cool sea breeze, stretch your feelings, and wash up and eat when you come back, Tang Jie has always avoided breakfast, one can save money, and the other can sleep a little more when others eat, which is called "returning to sleep", which is the most sweet.
Eight o'clock class, if it is a theoretical class, you have to go to the classroom, Tang Jie, I have already waited for the book, the teacher began to speak, Tang Jie was completely immersed in the magic of Wesley's science fiction adventure, other students, some of them worked hard to write,—— that must be to write some fleshy love letters to which beautiful netizen pen pal, and some of them with their elegant posture, their faces were attached to the table, saliva flowed a big pool, and they could hear bursts of voices, which was playing poker with Zhou Gong, In order to make up for the lack of sleep last night, how can you not get enough sleep when you are growing up? Teachers can't always restrict people's sleep, and then there are those who lower their heads and fiddle with their newly bought mobile phones, text others, or make sāo disturbing calls, of course, there are also two verbal speculations at the same table, or talk about Andy Lau's new movie "Ambush on All Sides" Zhang Ziyilu's excessive white flesh; What new song does Jay Chou have, Arafat finally didn't wake up, and finally didn't sleep in Jerusalem according to his heart's desire; The Fengliu class flower in the next class hooked up with a little hooligan in the school...... It can be said that everything is everywhere.
Occasionally, there are teachers who really can't stand it, and will slap the blackboard eraser, so that each student will raise their heads from the things they are obsessed with to see what happened, and the most interesting thing is that the student who is asleep, is dreaming of watching "Journey to the West" last night, raised his head suddenly, his eyes have not yet opened, and he shouted "Thunder, rain, quickly put away the clothes~!" The classroom burst into laughter, and the teacher couldn't help but laugh, and the old brother who had just woken up was also looking at the teacher and classmates with a pair of confused eyes full of.
At this time, the teacher and classmates said a joke, "Please be quiet for the students chatting in the back row, and study the students who read extracurricular books in the middle, so as not to disturb the students who are dozing off in the front row, and they can't sleep peacefully without a good sleeping environment." ”
Of course, sometimes there will be a more humorous one, when the hit "Smiling Proud Jianghu" was on the air, and the teacher said nonsense: "Have you read another "Smiling Proud Jianghu"? ”
When the students heard it, the teacher actually knew that there was another "Smiling Proud Jianghu" for a while, so they all came to listen attentively and asked the teacher to talk about it.
The teacher couldn't help laughing, and said casually: "The book says that Dongfang is really elated to win the "Sunflower Treasure Book" undefeated, so naturally he hurried to practice and turned the first page of the book, but there are eight big characters on it: yù practice divine skills, lead the knife from the palace. The undefeated ambition of the East for half a lifetime is to practice divine skills and martial arts. Endure the pain at the moment, lead the knife to the sand and swear uàn cherry resentment rice Γ panic curtain Yun ァ 4 Street 匦 Luan Ya 矗橹械诙 page, which is also eight big characters: You can succeed without having to go from the palace. After reading it, Dongfang Undefeated only screamed angrily, a mouthful of blood spurted out, fainted, and woke up again, turning the third page, which was also eight big characters: Although it has been from the palace, it may not be successful. At first glance, there was blood spraying wildly, passing out, and when I woke up again, I turned the next page: If you come from the palace, you can only enter the palace. It means that hurry up and enter the palace to become a eunuch, there is still a way out. I was angry again, and I was faint in chapter 11. But the undefeated East is the undefeated East, wake up again at the moment and bring the "Sunflower Treasure Book", but it is already the last page, which reads: Martial arts are dominant, and work hard in the next life. Under the undefeated anger of the East, the anger rushed to the crown, the seven orifices bled out, the eight veins were broken, and the whimpering and mourning, a generation of wonder heroes crisscrossed the rivers and lakes for decades, and died under a fake and shoddy publication, which is sad and lamentable, ridiculous. ”
The classmates laughed, and continued to work on their own, dreaming of Zhou Gong's continued to dream of Zhou Gong, writing love letters continued to find chapters and sentences to write love letters, reading novels, and then gathered jīng to read novels attentively, and those who put the dragon gate array also continued to happily put the dragon gate array, the teacher wanted to tell a joke to improve the learning atmosphere, when I saw this, it was also a wood law, a wood law, so I had to get yours, I will talk about mine, and they will not be idle.
When it came to the practical class, it was very different, and the students at this time were all excited, and there were few who missed class, and they were swept away to the atmosphere of decadence.
In the morning, it was the teacher's performance class, but I saw that the teacher's knife skills were superb, and he was really unambiguous, a raw material, a piece of meat, and a fish...... After a while, it was changed to each sè knife flower, set up the stove, fried, boiled, fried, only listened to the "ding, dangdang" spoon pot touched a sharp sound, the dish had already been loaded with a plate, but saw the red and green matching, fresh and beautiful, fragrant, the students only saw the saliva flow. Then is the teacher's explanation, side dishes, knife work, fire, the students who have a heart will take notes, most of the students are only staring at the dish Liuhala, after a while, the teacher finally finished speaking, the students will take a bite, he has a large piece of food, but the monk has more porridge and less, the wolf has more meat and less, each person can only barely take a small bite, there are pig Bajie, and you can't taste it, but it doesn't matter.
In the afternoon, the students practiced on their own, which is extraordinary, because they had to cook the dishes made by the teacher in the morning again, and they would eat them when they were done. The morale of the students was really high, and they all sang all the way to the real yàn room, "Hey, egg fried rice, the easiest and most difficult, the art of Chinese fire is in this plate." ”
Led their own raw materials in turn, put on their own cutting board and waved a knife for a while, some students did the same as the teacher, and some did not dare to compliment, from a distance, a piece of black, I don't know what it is, straight to laughter.
It's good to eat what you make by yourself, and after the teacher evaluates the scores, he shakes off his cheeks and munches on it.
In addition to theoretical classes and practical classes, the school also arranges a week for students, which is said to be to cultivate students' management talents and exercise students' labor skills.
But this is also a more comfortable time, when you get up in the morning, you don't have to run out of breath, you just check the number of people in the school, and you don't have to go to class, some stand guard at each door, some patrol around, and of course there are a few classes that no one dares to manage, and they are even more powerful, only taking care of others, but they have nothing to do.
Tang Jie is most willing to do is to check hygiene, he thinks that the easiest thing in the world is to watch others work, while he has nothing to do, and he can also point fingers, try to express messy opinions, regardless of mature or immature opinions. Because if you don't compare, you don't feel anything. Checking hygiene is just enough for him to enjoy this mentality, standing with his head bowed and occasionally pointing out the fallen leaves scattered in the wind, so that his classmates who are in charge of cleaning work can quickly come over and clean with their butts facing the sky.
Jin Sheng sighed, invented a lot of "not also happy", and now you can also add one, you have nowhere to do, laugh freely, indiscriminately point to other bows and dig your cheeks, and try to act according to your instructions, at this time, the heart is happy and happy.