Fourth, forty, nine, the toilet is out of paper
The first updateββ
When Lin Bai got up, the sky was already bright, and the golden sunlight came in through the window and sprinkled on his bed. Sitting up in a cloak, I could hear the sound of a broom scratching on the ground outside the door, and the brushing was very life-like. It should be Blood Phoenix Four sweeping the floor, right? Thinking like this, Lin Bai pushed open the room and walked out.
Outside the door, the elf princess smiled at her with a broom, and it turned out that she made the sweeping sound just now. Today she did not wear the strange material of the elf gauze skirt, but wore a very ordinary set of cotton clothes, which looked very plain, but her natural beauty and noble temperament are not something that clothes can cover, even if she wears ordinary, she also gives people a feeling of ethereal purity.
"Wake up?" She smiled and smiled at Lin Bai: "You go to the living room to read a newspaper, and I'll go get breakfast." β
This is strange, sweeping the floor and making breakfast is obviously the job of the family's maid Blood Phoenix No. 4, when will it be the turn of the elf princess to do it? Strictly speaking, she is a guest, how can there be a reason for guests to do housework?
Lin Bai suddenly suddenly, oh yes, this guy should be practicing ordinary husband and wife life, and now it seems that she has practiced quite well, full of people from that family.
In order not to spoil the good interest of the girl, Lin Bai pretended to be casual and hummed, and came to the living room with a flick of his steps, although the elf princess asked him to read the newspaper, but there was no such thing at home, Lin Bai never subscribed to the newspaper, let a semi-literate look for news in the newspaper full of small print, it was really embarrassing for him, so he turned on the TV and looked at the morning news.
The morning news is playing a little girl being abused by her stepfather. ran upstairs to find a neighbor for help, and the little girl was covered in blue marks. It seems that he was beaten badly, and it is said that he was punished by his stepfather to stand in the toilet all night every night. Only allowed to eat one meal a day, Lin Bai almost flipped the table, took out the masked hero's mobile phone, and called Wenwen, asking the Masked Hero Charity Foundation to take care of this matter, and if necessary, help the little girl to get a guardian again.
After making the call, the elf princess brought breakfast out of the kitchen. I thought she would make some mess of infamous things, but I didn't expect it to be an ordinary human breakfast, a bowl of noodles with beaten eggs...... Lin Bai tasted it. The taste is not bad.
"I peeked at Aunt Qin yesterday to make a bowl of noodles, I took the method to heart, okay?" The elf princess asked, a little apprehensive.
"Ok! In this regard, you are more talented than your mother. Lin Bai praised her and said, "It's more suitable to be a wife than her." β
The elf princess blinked, and suddenly followed Aunt Qin's appearance and glared, "What nonsense, I am your wife." She really wanted to imitate Aunt Qin's fierce spirit, but the elf girl who was born gentle and kind really couldn't pretend to be fierce, but made her look a little cute.
Lin Bai was about to declare "You are not my wife" solemnly, and suddenly thought that she was practicing acting as a husband and wife. So he gave up. Tiger Tiger sucked into his mouth and ate very happily, and the elf princess held her cheeks next to him and watched him eat noodles, looking very happy. Suddenly, he said, "Husband, the soy sauce at home is about to run out, remember to buy it when you get home from work today." β
It's all nonsense. The soy sauce at home was obviously bought yesterday, how could it be used up. Moreover, Lin Bai doesn't go to work at all, and it is impossible for a situation like that when he comes home from work. This woman doesn't look at the actual situation when acting, she simply memorizes her lines. Lin Bai wanted to tell her that acting should be improvised, but seeing that she was very stupid and naΓ―ve, he didn't bother to say this, and hummed: "I know." β
"Oh, then you eat slowly, I'll go to the bathroom." The elven princess walked slowly to the bathroom.
Why do you have to report to me when you go to the toilet? Lin Bai felt very strange. But after two minutes he understood why, and the elf princess shouted in the toilet, "Husband, come and help...... There was no paper in the toilet......"
It's nonsense again, no, I just changed to a new web yesterday, how can I run out of paper today? Lin Bai said angrily: "Hey, how can there be no paper?" β
"It's really gone!" The shy voice of the elf princess came through the door: "I deliberately took it out of the toilet when I got up in the morning and put it next to the oven in the living room. β
Lin Bai: "......" turned his head to see, the web was really next to the oven, what does this Nima mean?
"Husband, help me bring it over." The toilet door opened a slit, and a hand reached out of the crack and waved. Bai Shengsheng's little hands are very good-looking, but they don't look good when they are placed in the cracks of the toilet door, and there is a feeling that Sadako is coming out of the toilet of Fuso ghost films.
Lin Bai walked over angrily with a web paper......
The footsteps came from far and near, the elf princess in the toilet was too ashamed, in order to truly experience life, she really took off her pants and sat on the toilet, it was okay to close the door, and now the door was open with a crack, and there was a man outside, which was a huge psychological pressure on her.
"No, you can't be shy...... This kind of thing seems to be very common in married life, and she was not a little embarrassed when she saw Aunt Qin yesterday, she calmly asked her husband to help him get the paper, and opened the toilet door very wide without care...... I'm only opening one slit now, which is no longer up to standard, and if I still look very shy, it will be even more wrong. The elf princess secretly cheered herself up, the footsteps outside the door stopped, it was obvious that Lin Bai had already walked to the door, and then the elf princess felt that there was an extra web in her hand sticking out of the crack in the door. She quickly withdrew her hand, and it was supposed that the door should be closed immediately, but she deliberately did not close it, leaving the crack open...... Because Aunt Qin did this, she didn't care about that door at all.
In fact, Lin Bai didn't plan to look into the crack of the door, change to a girl who can afford to lose generously, Lin Bai just watched it, but he didn't care, but the elf princess seemed to give him a feeling that was a little too pure, and it was easy to make him cry, which was not very convenient to bully, in case she found out when she peeked, she would not be able to coax back after crying for a while.
Lin Bai turned around and wanted to go back to the living room, suddenly, a demon wind blew, this demon wind passed through the room, drilled around the whole house, and finally, it actually blew to the bathroom, the wind pushed the bathroom door, and the door was greatly pushed open with a creak.
This time, Lin Bai didn't want to see it, but he had to watch it, and saw the elf princess sitting on the toilet, and the cotton home slacks were taken off to the knees, revealing snow-white thighs and most of the beautiful buttocks...... She obviously didn't expect the door to be blown open by the wind, holding the web that Lin Bai had just given her, and her whole body froze.
Lin Bai was embarrassed, but it would be even more embarrassing to say anything like apology at this time, he had an idea, and simply pretended to act, maybe it would be better, and said calmly: "Next time you run out of paper, you can run into the living room and get it, it's okay to run out with your bare buttocks, we are all old husbands and wives anyway, who still loves to see you." β
The elven princess felt that the whole person was not good, and replied blankly: "Oh, good! β
Lin Bai turned around and slowly shook back to the living room, during the whole process, neither of them touched the door again, but the door of the bathroom kept opening like that, and the elf princess sat on the toilet and watched Lin Bai walk through the entire corridor and return to the living room, and it took a long time to remember that his current appearance was very indecent......
"It's over, it's dead...... she hugged her head and shrunk into a ball, "and then take a bath and sleep at night...... Do you want to do it or not? I feel like I don't have the face to do it anymore. β
While the elven princess is struggling with whether to continue to play "ordinary husband and wife life", a small evil army passes through the portal and comes to a mountain forest on the outskirts of the country of Millican. The leader of the team is a Chinese man wearing gold-rimmed glasses, it is the long-lost biologist Ye Xiao, this spoof scientist has been absorbed by the Hydra Legion since the Demon Flower Incident, and has now become the favorite general of the Hydra Legion, leading a professional team belonging to him to carry out genetic modification research projects. And this time he brought people back to the human world, because the genetic modification technology in his hand has been a small success.
A group of black-clothed warriors of the Hydra Legion surrounded him, and the captain of the team leader was very burly, and he looked like a top-level soldier. He said to Ye Xiao: "Dr. Ye, there are a total of one hundred and fifty people in this team, all of whom are in place, waiting for your orders. β
"Good!" Ye Xiao asked the assistant to take out a few boxes and lifted the lid of the boxes, there were several rows of tube agents in them, and the glass tubes contained a very strange color liquid. He carefully took out one of the tubes and sighed, "I don't know how many failures I have experienced, but my genetic modification medicine has finally achieved something...... Today is the time to show results. β
He took out a syringe, pierced the soft rubber seal on the tube, and sucked the reagent inside into the syringe, and then beckoned to the captain of Kuiwu: "Start with you." β
Without the slightest hesitation, the captain stretched out his hand, as if he did not have the slightest doubt about the liquid to be injected into his body, the soldiers of the Hydra Legion were indeed loyal and deranged.
Ye Xiao injected the entire leaf reagent into the captain's blood vessels, and then picked up a new reagent: "Next." β
A black-clad warrior walked over and stretched out his arm.
The team of one hundred and fifty people took more than an hour to complete all the injections, Ye Xiao clapped his hands with satisfaction and said: "Listen, this is the first time that my genetic modification medicine has been put into actual combat, you are very lucky, you are the first batch of soldiers to be transformed into super soldiers, your name is destined to be engraved on the first page of the Creation Holy War, go!" Go and occupy the garrison of the Millican Marines and prove how strong your fighting power is, hahahahaha......" (To be continued......
ps: Thanks to the southeast relics for the reward of 300, the sword to break the love of the reward of 200, the desire of heaven is no magic, I love chocolate sauce, midnight bookworm, reward 100R1292