Chapter 34: Are You Going to Get Drunk?
Outside, a light drizzle was already falling in the sky.
"It's raining? I don't know if it's a pleasant feeling to walk in the rain! Tang Chendong looked up at the sky and greeted the moisture of the rain with his face.
"Were you a poet in your last life or are you a poet in this life? Sister, I'm a big boss! I don't know what a walk in the rain! "Qin Xiaorou is thinking about going to eat open-air barbecue, I'm afraid it won't work...... If this rain gets heavier and heavier.
"Let's go, I'm so hungry that my chest is on my back!" Qin Xiaorou urged.
"Chest? Back? Tang Chendong pretended to look at Qin Xiaorou's chest and back, "What would it be like if you didn't put your chest on your back?" ”
"I'm going to die, hurry up!" Qin Xiaorou reprimanded.
Tang Chendong started the motorcycle, the rain was not heavy at this time, and the motorcycle could still drive.
Qin Xiaorou stepped up as if she was used to sitting behind Tang Chendong's motorcycle, pulling the corner of Tang Chendong's clothes with one hand, "I ate a working meal at noon, and I stood on the road all afternoon in the afternoon, why am I not hungry!" ”
"Your chest is so big, two lumps ......"
Before Tang Chendong finished speaking, he felt that the muscles in his waist were pinched by Qin Xiaorou.
"Oops! You want to murder ......" Tang Chendong just wanted to say murder of his husband, only to realize that he and her were just pretending lovers, is it a bit too close to each other! So, he hurried to stop.
Qin Xiaorou didn't bother to pay attention to him, "I know that there is a barbecue that is delicious!" ”
"Gotta hurry, it's raining heavily in a while!"
Following Qin Xiaorou's guidance, the two came to the door of a community. The barbecue that usually works in the open air is covered by rain at this time.
Obviously, the owner of the barbecue stall knew Qin Xiaorou, and when he saw Qin Xiaorou coming over, he hurriedly greeted him warmly, maybe because of the rain, today's business doesn't seem to be particularly good!
The owner of the barbecue stall is a middle-aged couple who look very kind.
Qin Xiaorou is familiar with the car herself, and she is all messy, all of which she likes to eat! Tang Chendong is not particularly interested in barbecue, but it depends on who he eats with!
Since it is the first time in my life to eat barbecue with my "girlfriend", of course I have to eat happily. So, he also ordered a lot.
Asked for a plate of boiled peanuts, and the two found a place to sit down.
"Do you want to call Ruolan?" After Qin Xiaorou peeled two peanuts, she said something that made Tang Chendong particularly sad!
"Would you like to respect our agreement a little bit? Now that the two of us are in love, what are you asking Li Ruolan to do? When a light bulb? Tang Chendong said angrily.
"Hee-hee, I just think we're pretending a little too much! However, Ruolan must have already eaten dinner by this time! She lives with her second aunt and second uncle, how can I be so free alone? ”
Tang Chendong's eyes lit up, "You mean to say that you live alone?" ”
How could Qin Xiaorou not understand the meaning of Tang Chendong's words, she hurriedly said, "Stop, your wolf ambition is too obvious!" We're just pretending, pretending! Do you understand? I won't let you go to my house!" I'm not that stupid enough to lure wolves into the house. ”
"Sister Police Flower, you are a policeman, and I am afraid that I will not succeed if I eat you! Besides, even if it's a pretending boyfriend, you have the right to know where you live, right? Otherwise, how can I send you home, you are sick, how can I find you, give you greetings, how can I carry you when your family needs to change the gas tank. As for the clogged toilet or something, I'll let you know! ”
"I'm sorry, I have gas in my home and I don't use the toilet! I won't get sick either! "Qin Xiaorou didn't give Tang Chendong any chance!
"Please use it slowly, and it will be baked one after another!" The proprietress brought the kebabs.
"Let's have two beers first!" Tang Chendong looked at Qin Xiaorou, "Sister Police Flower, are you drinking?" ”
"Of course!"
"I think you better stop drinking, if you get drunk and give me a chance to take advantage of it, then our pretending lovers are afraid that they will really do it!"
"You dare!" Qin Xiaorou reprimanded.
Tang Chendong smiled, "What don't I dare!" ”
"Humph! I'll just drink a bottle, and a bottle won't get me drunk! Qin Xiaorou snorted.
"Alas, don't worry, even if I have a thief's heart, I don't have the courage to be a thief! I'm afraid that when the time comes, I'll go and sing 'Tears Behind Bars', and no one will bring me food!! Tang Chendong poured a cup for Qin Xiaorou and poured himself a cup as well.
"It's good to know! Come on, do one, and have a happy cooperation! ”
The two of them drained a beer.
"Since it comes to cooperation, what do you think I should give for your grandmother's birthday? And should you pay for this gift, or should you? ”
"Of course I pay, are the rights and obligations reciprocal! In order to make you enjoy less power, I would better let you do as little as possible! I'll buy the gift and bring it to you when the time comes! I won't let you break the bank, and I'll wrap the red envelope or something in advance, and I'll give it to you when the time comes! Still, that's it! If my grandmother or my parents send you a red envelope back, you must return it to me! ”
"I think it's so troublesome, why don't I buy it......"
"That won't do! Pretending is pretending, I can't spend your money! ”
Tang Chendong silently ate a string of pork ribs, he actually just wanted to say, if I come to buy it, let's treat it as a real boyfriend and girlfriend! Why pretend to be so troublesome!
"By the way, what I wanted to tell you last night, I wrote a piece of paper, you take it, go back and take a closer look! Here's some of my information you should know as a boyfriend! Saying that, Qin Xiaorou handed a piece of paper to Tang Chendong, and Tang Chendong put it in his pocket.
Qin Xiaorou saw that he didn't take it out on the spot, and she didn't say anything.
"There are some things, I just use the excuse that we just fell in love and fooled the past!"
"I have one more thing that I need your help with!"
"Tell me, what's the matter?"
"I asked Ruolan for a 100,000 yuan college student entrepreneurship loan, and she said that she needed two public officials to guarantee it, so I thought of you! Do you think you can help? ”
"Ruolan trusts you so much? Directly guarantee 100,000 yuan? Is there a mortgage? Qin Xiaorou didn't answer directly, but asked in detail.
Tang Chendong shook his head, "She said there is no need for mortgages!" ”
"Because Ruolan trusts you, I also trust you to find you as a boyfriend, in fact, I don't even know what you do! I didn't dare to ask too much about you in the small talk yesterday, but Ruolan alone said something about your past. Now that she knows, I want to find a chance to ask Ruolan about you! What are you going to do to start a business? Is 100,000 enough? ”
"It should be enough for now! I'll go home and get vegetables in the greenhouse! Although we are pretending, I don't think I'm worthy of you, a beautiful police flower sister, and I'm a little ashamed of myself! Farmers with police flowers? Tang Chendong said gloomily.
"I don't care, because we're pretending after all, but my parents will probably be very upset if they find out that I found a boyfriend who graduated from college and went back to work as a farmer!"
Tang Chendong heard Qin Xiaorou say this, although he felt a little sad in his heart, he still smiled and said, "That's right, let your parents break us up, you can also have something to say!" ”
"Since Ruolan has promised you, I'll just sign it for you! If you don't repay the loan, I will really let you sing 'Tears Behind Bars'!" ”
"Thank you so much! I'm ashamed to say that the public officials I know are Li Ruolan and you! ”
"Anyway, you must do a good job, I will supervise you from time to time!"