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Huang Hao was awakened by a burst of headache, opened his eyes leisurely, and found himself lying on an unfamiliar bed, the thin quilt on his body exuding a faint fragrance.

"Where is this? How could I be here? What about Xia Si? Huang Hao muttered to himself in a trance, hammered the hammer's head and melon seeds, and slowly sat up.

The thin quilt with a faint fragrance slid down the man's sturdy body, and the ** upper body was exposed to the air, and when he saw his naked upper body, Huang Hao was slightly stunned, and then a touch of ruddy spread quickly on his face.

"This ...... Yesterday, it won't be ......" Thinking about the wind sāo in some TV series, a thin layer of sweat appeared on Huang Hao's head, "Could it be that my pure chastity cāo was ruthlessly taken away by this woman, and the archway that I had stood for 20 years fell so lightly." ”

"This despicable woman, this vicious woman," Huang Hao's face was full of anger, "how can you take advantage of my unconsciousness to take away a piece of me." ”

"Why don't you let me experience the pleasure of going up and down when I'm awake, this is my first time." Huang Hao said with great regret.

In a classroom in the journalism department, two loud sneezes came from somewhere in the back row.

"Could it be that I slept on the sofa yesterday and caught a cold, and it seems that I have to take some cold medicine later." A girl muttered.

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This is a small one-bedroom apartment, and the decorative style of rǔ white sè and light yellow sè makes the whole house exude a simple and elegant atmosphere. The light blue bed surrounded by the double bed, the light yellow desk, the pink closet wardrobe, the white desktop computer and the blue curtains simply outline the romantic atmosphere of the bedroom, and the lingering fragrance in the nose proves that this is a woman's bedroom.

Huang Hao took the neat stack of clothes from the bedside table, then wrapped his body and looked at the room of this woman with a faint fragrance.

There was a note lying quietly on the desk, Huang Hao walked to the table and picked up the note that recorded some information, and a sonorous and powerful text came into view.

HI, good morning.

Sleep well! Hehe, I know that you are very happy, so happy that I drooled a pillow, Miss Ben saw that you were so happy in the morning, and I was embarrassed to wake you up and sweep you out, I am very generous, but this pillow that was stained with your yín drooling Miss Ben is not going to take it in, so please take it away when you leave.

It's a headache! Who told you to drink so much yesterday that you didn't wake up, and troubled Miss Ben to drag you back, you deserve it!

Hungry! Hunger is a physiological reaction, Miss Ben is reasonable and will not trouble you, there is food in the refrigerator in the living room, go forage for food yourself, but eat like Sven, don't make a mess.

I saw my blushing face! Yes, your clothes were picked up by Miss Ben, but Miss Ben was still very kind to leave you a pair of small pants, to be honest, your figure is good, you have caught up with some AV actors, continue to maintain it, don't think that Miss Ben has eaten your tofu, Miss Ben is still as pure as a flower, I am not interested in your stinky tofu.

I'm angry when I see this! You can't take revenge, Miss Ben kindly took you back to my nest, you won't be a hooligan like an old wolf in the house, hehe, remember to fold the quilt when you get up, and don't forget to lock the door when you leave. ^o^ Xia Si

After reading this short article, thinking of Xia Si's expression when he left a message, Huang Hao was so angry that his teeth itched but he couldn't attack.

"I ...... Me, I'm going to eat up the contents of your fridge. Huang Hao said very resentfully.

Opening the refrigerator, all kinds of food appeared in front of him, Huang Hao couldn't help but sigh with emotion, and unceremoniously harvested the spoils of the war without guò.

"With so much food to nourish her, why can this chick's figure still be like a devil's wind?" Huang Hao muttered.

Putting a lot of food on the coffee table, Huang Hao's buttocks fell heavily on the sofa, with a very enjoyable expression, and opened a few bags of food casually.

"Hmph, call you wind sāo, call you yín dang, let you make the uncle angry, and the uncle gnaws you to death." Huang Hao bit the chicken sausage while grinding his mouth hatefully.

Half an hour later, Huang Hao soothed his stomach and sighed at the vastness of Xia Si's refrigerator......

After Huang Hao satisfied his appetite, he quickly folded the quilt, cleaned up the battlefield, and then drew a pen in the pen holder on the desk, and left a letter with his Chinese characters at the level of the fourth grade of elementary school.

Opening the door to the outside of the house, Huang Hao paused for a moment, then walked towards the bedroom again, and picked up the light blue sè pillow with the SNOOP pattern......

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At 10:10, Huang Hao walked on the path between the school gardens, enjoying the refreshing feeling brought by the sunshine and breeze, and those lonely and unhappy emotions were also excreted from the body like wine jīng in the body with the powerful urine in the morning.

Holding the cute light blue sè pillow, admiring the eyes of the passing animals as if looking at the perverted sè demons, Huang Hao said very bullish: I am green chūn, I wind sāo, JUSTDOIT, wind sāo, flying feeling!

Just when Huang Hao was looking for free fun, the mobile phone sounded that pleasant ringtone.

"Brother Hao, 304, come to class, Lao Li will call his name soon, quick!" Wang Peng's voice came from the other end of the phone.

"Oops, Mom!"

Putting away the phone, Huang Hao took out the speed of a 100-meter sprint and ran towards the School of Information Engineering, hating himself for not having two long legs.

Is Lao Li's roll call so important? Of course, if you don't add prerequisites, it is estimated that it is not even as good as a fart, but if Lao Li said that he only ordered 5 times this semester, and one of the 5 times was not there, this course would be equivalent to a death due to ineffective rescue, then you should think about it carefully.

"Could it be that Lao Li knocked over the soy sauce bottle yesterday and was punished by his wife for kneeling on the washboard for half the night, why is it so windy early in the morning?" Huang Hao thought very depressedly during the run.

When Huang Hao appeared at the door of 304, Lao Li's name had just been pointed to Xiao Lin, and there were still 3 people who would be his turn, and he was very happy.

"Report." Huang Hao suppressed his gasp after running and made a report.

Lao Li stopped the roll call, looked at the boy holding the light blue sè pillow at the door, and said humorously: "This classmate, are you sleepwalking?" ”

There was a burst of laughter in the classroom.

"No, I ......" Huang Hao remembered the pillow in his arms, and his face turned red.

"It's not sleepwalking, so why don't you bring a book and a pillow? Do you feel uncomfortable sleeping in bed and want to come to the classroom to lie down? Lao Li laughed teasingly.

"My book made my classmates bring ...... first"

"The book was brought by my classmates, but it's noisy and noisy here, and you can't sleep well, so let's do it, I'll give you leave, you go find a comfortable place to sleep."

"This ......" Huang Hao lowered his head, his eyes gurgling, thinking of countermeasures.

"Go, go, don't stand here and interfere with our class." Lao Li waved his hand and said.

"Teacher, I'...... I...... I have hemorrhoids, this pillow ......" Huang Hao lied indiscriminately in excitement, and his face turned into pig liver sè.

"Wha......" An even more intense laugh exploded.

"What are you laughing at? What's so funny? Lao Li first shook his head, and then silenced the entire classroom in a stern voice.

"You come in first, find a seat and sit down." Lao Li said to Huang Hao kindly.

I saw Huang Hao walking into the classroom with his legs and buttocks twisted and twisted, found a vacant seat in the back row, put the pillow on the stool, and then slowly put his butt on the pillow and sat down, and then found Zhang Lu next door to requisition a book of other subjects, which was like a virgin who had just broken Chu, which made the animals want to laugh, but they were forced by Lao Li's "yín wei", so they could only cover their mouths and hold back tears.

"What's your name and how many student numbers are there?" Lao Li waited for Huang Hao to sit down and asked.

"Could it be that my acting skills are not in place, and this old man has seen it and wants to put me on the death list?" Huang Hao thought about it in fear, but still replied truthfully: "Huang Hao, student number 37." ”

"Yes, okay." Lao Li looked at the roll call list, then drew a few strokes on the form, raised his head and said to the cattle in the audience: "Do you know what your generation lacks? The jīng god of seeking knowledge, what is the jīng god of seeking knowledge, jīng hua is seeking, seeking knowledge is not waiting for knowledge but asking for knowledge, it is a kind of active and active knowledge thirst consciousness, I have not seen this consciousness from many of you, but today, I see this consciousness in this Huang Hao classmate, I am very pleased, but I am very disappointed with everyone's ridicule just now, I hope you can reflect on your own learning attitude, knowledge-seeking attitude, It should even be deeply reviewed for the behavior of others who have just mocked others for seeking knowledge of the gods. Lao Li took a sip of tea, and then said: "For Huang Hao's behavior today, I decided to add 20 points to the attendance score as encouragement. ”

I don't know who was the first to applaud, and soon the classroom burst into thunderous applause.

On the way home, a group of cattle surrounded Huang Hao in the middle.

"Brother Hao, where did you go last night, why did you have hemorrhoids and your butt bloomed as soon as you appeared today, look at this pillow for cuteness, where did it come from?" Wang Peng said very windy.

"The butts are all blooming, and of course this pillow was stolen from some windy man's bed." Xiao Lin has identified the origin of the pillow.

"Steal? Our brother Hao is such a tall and mighty, handsome and dashing, and dignified character, how can he use stealing, that is called stealing. Song Wei said.

"Yes, not only stealing pillows but also men." Zhang Lu said.

"The thieves went? Why didn't you say it earlier, I have our family's heirloom aphrodisiac - Golden Gun Qingtian chūnxiao vigorously hehuansan, Brother Hao will have to say hello in advance next time. Shu Chang said.

"This hemorrhoids is really windy, you can get 20 points if you sell your ass, Brother Hao deserves to be a big brother." Lao Gong said.

Under the verbal offensive of a man's back and forth, Huang Hao was quickly overwhelmed by the flood of saliva......

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Just as Huang Hao was struggling in the torrent of saliva, Xia Si picked up the note he had left behind.

HI, chick.

Uncle did sleep very happily! Thank you girl for your concern, for the pillow stained with Uncle Ben's sweet saliva, who knows how much saliva you used to drool on it, Uncle Ben is afraid of bringing out the source of AIDS infection, so just stay.

My head does hurt a little! But if you don't drag me back, my head will hurt even more, hearing this, is your head a little sore now, hehe, you deserve it!

I'm hungry! I wanted to move your refrigerator away, but I was afraid that I would be treated as a thief by Uncle Jǐng Cha when I went out, so I decided to eat it with the food in the refrigerator.

Did you see my bare body, did you blush? You really haven't tasted a bite of my stinky tofu?

Seeing this, I know you're angry! You will definitely take revenge, so I will definitely be a scoundrel like an old wolf in the house in the future. ^o^ Huang Hao

After reading the note, Xia Si smiled like a flower at the bed with one less pillow.