Chapter 6 The liar tells the story, takes off his pants and plays JJ

() When Wang Peng was extremely excited, Yan Yong, Xiao Lin, and Song Wei rushed in.

"When did you kid like heavy tastes, and even watched ** movies." Song Wei quipped in his deep voice.

"Good stuff, take it out and take a look." Yan Yong said with a glint in his eyes.

"Yes, if there are any good things to take out and study, don't keep them to jerk off by yourself, it's easy to get hurt internally." Xiao Lin chimed in.

Wang Peng looked at the three people who were overwhelmed, thinking that he was weak, and the justice on his face suddenly disappeared, and a fat face with a wind smiled a layer of skin folds.

"What's the best film, if there is, I've already taken it out and shared it with my brothers, am I the kind of selfish villain." Wang Peng said indignantly.

"Yes, absolutely." The three men smirked and nodded like chickens pecking rice.

"I ...... I won't say anything, don't stop me, I'm going to the Yangtze River Bridge in a daze. After speaking, Wang Peng left and left, looking forward to the three who could come out of a reasonable master to retain him, a good young man with the old "place" brand.

"Don't worry, we'll take care of your seventh uncle and grandfather." The three men said again in perfect harmony.

"I ...... I ......"

With a "bang", Wang Peng's eyes went dark and he fainted to the ground......

"Huh? It's 11 o'clock, where did Brother Hao go? Xiao Lin looked at Huang Hao's empty nest and said.

"That kid, he's having fun! Hey! Wang Peng glanced at everyone and said playfully.

In this era, people are always so easy to be empty, and psychological emptiness is often like physical hunger and thirst, which needs to be filled and satisfied with media.

As soon as this cool word came out, the three animals instantly surrounded them!

"Brother Peng, tell me quickly, this is ......." Song Wei spoke first.

What does it feel like to conquer? When he saw Yan Yong and Xiao Lin also put on a look that you are the boss and listened to you, Wang Peng's vanity swelled instantly, and the pleasure came wave after wave, and the high cháo was like a surging river, and he wanted to roar loudly with pleasure.

"Hehe, of course it's cool to have a relationship with women, ...... words" Wang Peng immediately changed to the appearance of a storyteller, of course, in order to achieve the effect of "attracting people", storytelling is about "speaking", and it is about rendering, in order to achieve the effect, Wang Peng can't care about the truth, of course, Huang Hao and the lesbian "walk" two hours after the shadow is gone, it is indeed easy to cause some reverie, people are gossipy!

"In other words, Xiao Ke and Brother Hao went to the canteen to forage for food, and met a beautiful woman during the banquet, this woman is called a stunner, looks like Guan Zhilin, the wind is incomparable, eye-catching, and Brother Hao is like a who has a chūn heart, and his heart is fluttering, and he took two bites of rice, followed him, and hummed ...... "Wang Peng coughed, and his fingers made a V-shape.

If you want to say that Xiao Lin is still on the road, he hurriedly took out the 5 yuan "Red River" and took out one and handed it over, then lit a fire for Wang Peng, and said with a smile: "Brother Peng, say it, Brother Peng." ”

Wang Peng nodded with satisfaction, and then said: "If you want to say that following the ass of a beauty is really a pleasure, meaning yín, like a high cháo." Brother Hao was so comfortable that he was about to moan, suppressing the hope in his chest, waiting for the opportunity to stride forward. The time of 100 heartbeats has passed, and the heart is anxious and excited, but the opportunity is still so far away. Another 100 heartbeats passed, and Brother Hao was lonely and depressed, and at this moment......" Wang Peng stared at the unopened bottle of Coke on Song Wei's table and stopped, his mouth snorted twice, and he said to himself: "Hey, the weather is so hot, it is inevitable that you will be thirsty if you talk too much." ”

Song Wei understood, gritted his teeth, and sold the coke.

Wang Peng unscrewed the Coke unhurriedly, took two sips, and swept his eyes, as if looking for the next "benefit" that could be had.

"If you want to say that Brother Hao is Niu B, I had an idea, and immediately came up with a corresponding move, only to see Brother Hao take out his wallet and take out a red and bleeding RMB, and rush up as if flying, don't get me wrong, our Brother Hao is not the kind of person who uses money to buy cāo, Brother Hao wants to use money to buy a name for collecting gold, and he wants to buy a chance to meet beautiful women." Wang Peng poured a coke, admired the look of the three of them in anticipation, and then said: "Money! How to use it? That's how money should be spent. This ticket, that can be regarded as being used on the knife toughness, I saw that the beauty was surprised at first, and then took out her pocket, saying that the money was not hers, Brother Hao was happy in his heart, this woman dared to be kind, and she didn't even want the money she sent, what a kind woman. Of course Brother Hao won't let people go, and when you know a beautiful woman, you have to go down with a dead face, just like a couple of people wandering around the campus, Brother Hao called a humor, said that the girl smiled coquettishly, set for an hour almost, the two finally walked towards the small hotel at the entrance of the campus...... "Wang Peng quickly bent the facts, and then made a pair, "Shanglian: Wind sāo beauty everyone flirts sāo, downlink: blood red big banknote (cāo) banknote (cāo) see red, horizontal batch: 100 yuan big cāo." ”

"It's a good connection~~"

"Lianqiang is not as strong as Brother Hao, he deserves to be a big brother-level figure."

A flock of animals laughed presumptuously......

"Huh"

"Hey, hey."

"Haha."

"Hmph."

When he was not far from the bedroom, Huang Hao's ears were filled with all kinds of strange laughter, but those kinds of laughter still had a specific connection, that is, yín dang.

Huang Hao looked at the face of the wind with an expressionless face.

"Well, why did Brother Hao come back, didn't you go to the West Lake with that "Guan Zhilin" in your arms. Yan Yong's windy expression and this sentence that tasted like a little hooligan gave people the urge to slap him to death with a brick.

"What the is East Lake West Lake, get out." Huang Hao thought that Fang Zheng had stirred up his impulsive xìng pleasure, and he was already angry and couldn't attack, and when he saw Yan Yong's very unflat appearance, he was lucky for a while, and used the trick of Fangzheng's famous and peerless "invincible lion roar", but the lion's roar at the time of Fang Zheng was born from excitement and joy, and at present, Huang Hao's move was waved by unhappiness and anger. This power is by no means comparable to that of Founder. Only a few animals in the dormitory were stunned and stunned.

Quiet, or rather, silence.

"Hao...... Brother Hao, what is this? Xiao Lin came back to his senses and asked.

"Hey." Huang Hao sighed and roughly recounted what happened at night.

I saw that the three pairs of eyes were staring at Wang Peng's face.

"Wang Peng, you deceived our innocent feelings again." Song Wei said very disdainfully.

Coupled with Huang Hao's eyes, the other 4 pairs of eyes in the bedroom except for Wang Peng stared directly at Wang Peng.

"Huh." Wang Peng hurriedly laughed; "Listen to me, listen to me, explain ......"

After listening to everyone's narration, although I very much hope that the obscene ideas in Wang Peng's mind will become facts, but because it is not a fact, it has touched Huang Hao's weakness as a man, so he sneered mercilessly: "For this material and emotional liar who cheats cigarettes and water, and cheats feelings, brothers, lift it up." ”

"Well, it's up," Xiao Lin said very unpleasantly. "If you want to smoke, you can say clearly, why do you use such dirty methods. Lifted up, told you to lie to Lao Tzu for a cigarette. ”

"I have to play ** 50 times, damn, let you know that Lao Tzu's water is not so delicious." Song Wei roared.

"Although you didn't lie to me, you lied to my innocent feelings, and I'm also a victim, don't blame me." Yan Yong looked at Wang Peng with a look at the pig's head under the knife, and said with great pity.

After speaking, the four mighty men with yín smiles forced Wang Peng into a corner......

"You...... Don't come here, I'll call someone if you come again. Wang Peng groaned weakly.

"Hmph, no one will pay attention to you even if you cut your throat." The cattle pounced like wolves meeting naked women......

"Ah...... Yes...... Ah......h

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In the dark, the undulating snoring of the men of 520 brought a touch of noise to the quiet night, and Huang Hao turned his body again, still with the beautiful woman in his eyes.

"Hey."

A long sigh rippled like ripples.

Do you know I'm thinking about you?