It is difficult to say that people are men. It is even more difficult to say that it is ugly or not, and it is even more difficult to say that a handsome man is not handsome. In today's rì month, the ugly can be regarded as an alternative and take the xìng grid route; The handsome can be regarded as very handsome and take the idol route.

- [Chasing] No. 002

"I'm sorry, I don't think we're fit together." A fair lady is like a weeping willow swaying in the wind, but her words are like the legendary five tigers breaking the door knife, the knife kills, and the soul is lost step by step.

It is my life that is on the other side of the lady, and it is my soul that is broken. Now that I am dejected, I am standing there, but I have to leave the last bit of self-esteem for myself, trying to control a few muscles in my face that make people feel complex--if the lower three-way sphincter is also so difficult to be charged, and incontinence is just as common as "1+1=2".

"Then can you tell me why?" Not suitable' not to make a reasonable reason, right? I squeezed out a smile and asked dryly.

"Because you're not handsome!" The lady looked at his changing expression with interest, and once again proved the truth that "as long as you are willing to squeeze, there will always be a reason".

Cough! I was shocked that my rather fussy aunt had never said I wasn't handsome, and of course no one seemed to say I was handsome.

The weather is getting cooler, and it looks like I need to add some clothes, and I can't help but shiver - it seems that there is a word for "talented women", right? When did this man also ask Jīng to pretend? I really can't wait to cut off the little ** right away - it's really hard to be a man in this era.

Wrong! It's really hard to be a paperback man! The lady's sly eyes sparkled with stars, as if she were talking—if the words hadn't embarrassed me so much, I might have once sunk in the sea of stars and be a starry monster with peace of mind.

But after all, I still faced the reality very sensibly, and said softly: "In that case, I can only wish you to find a 'jīng outfit' next time!" ”

The lady was stunned - probably never thought that I could burst out with such a lifeless wooden mouth as I could burst out with such vibrant words, and there were all kinds of charms, which fully showed the beauty of a high-quality beauty: "In fact, the 'lite version' is more popular in this era, such as the second brother of Shandong......"

Cough! I pretended to be dashing, and my ethereal exit came to an abrupt halt, and then I tripped over a small ant on the road. By the time he got up, the jade man was gone......

Ha ha! If it is according to tradition, I should actually laugh at the sky, and if the conditions allow, I can add heroism, pathos, and bitterness...... As a condiment, it is also a good story left by a hero after a few years!

But it can't be! My identity is already destined for me not to become Han Xin, Tan Sitong, and of course, Liu Hulan.

My teacher taught us that as a history student, we are the equivalent of the lazy element in chemistry, and we are destined to have the most stable structure. So, deep and wooden is like a label for us people.

I quite agree with what our teacher said - jīngpi, classic, stand the test! So looking at our class, as long as the girls who look a little human are all transferred to internal digestion, although these girls are not with flowers, but the biggest advantage is that they can stand the test!

Grandma's! By the time I realized this, my fellow students had already given me the opportunity to fully regret it—although I was called "the least inactive student of the history department in this class" by the teacher Jīngpi, I was indeed the least active lazy element in this matter. It seems that in an instant, the brothers and sisters have fully understood the great truth of "fast hands have slow hands" and have solved their personal problems, and my choice seems to have been booked until I am still in the third year of high school a year after graduation and are interested in entering the history department of this school......

Depend on! A bunch of bad boys who want Ben Saint - short for Saint Disciple - to insult Svenzai? I was so angry that I should be a brokeback mountain and turn it into a monument to the history department!

Whew! It seems that people can't do it without shouting, and my threat has obviously touched a group of prophets and brothers, and these people who enjoy life with taste and taste have finally noticed me, a young man in need of social care.

Hehe, personal problems are everyone's problems, related to the success or failure of building a harmonious society, to discuss, this discussion is full of interesting interest - quite like a famous folk song singing: "How beautiful our college life is!" ”

As a result, the Department of History established the "Ultimate Coordination Committee for Solving Qian Duoduo's Personal Problems", which consists of two institutions, one is the General Staff + General Intelligence + General Planning Department, and the other is the General Logistics + General Operations Department.

nǎinǎi, there are so many people in the General Staff Intelligence and Policy Department, and I am the only one in the General Rear Department here?

Depend on! You kid! I'm going to do it successfully, are you willing? It made me blush.

As a result, all the excellent resources of the whole school were placed in front of me. The action code name has gone from "Quanjude" to "KFC", anyway, the well-known brands on it have been wiped out. If it weren't for the fact that we had completed the Ivory Tower mission year after year, it is likely that the next operation would have been codenamed "Durex......

However, the process is full of ups and downs, and the ending is unremarkable, it seems that I have practiced to the realm that many well-known yín thieves have spent their lives and cannot cultivate--in the midst of thousands of flowers, and not a single leaf touches the body!

I can't forget the heartfelt words of the commissioner:

"Toto!"

"Hmm!"

"You're sorry for us!"

“？”

"You say we gave you the heart of Cāo? Those chances given to you to buy lottery tickets are enough to win a couple of five million, right? ”

"This ......"

"Forget it! There is no grass at the end of the world, why love the flowers in the courtyard! I'm just going to let you do it yourself! The brothers won't be able to help you in the future! Forget it, I still have some connections in the White Horse Temple, why don't you go there as an employee and accumulate some good karma? ”

0-0

Depend on! After a few years of getting along, he actually forgot that I am a traditional male xìng? I was angry from my heart, evil to the side of my guts, and I picked up a toothpick: "Bench." I've been a Tom brother for three years......"

"Smack!" The toothpick is knocked out! The commission touched his slippery "hairstyle" that was made to match the position: "Brother Tom has completed the impossible task!" What about you? Make it impossible for the task to be completed? ”

"It's not that you don't work hard, it's really that the 'communist army' is too cunning!" I said with a sad face.

"Phew! You've seen all the flowers in the school, and you haven't kept any of them! You're embarrassed to say it! ”

"Yes!" I am grateful to the Zero Zero, even though many of these flowers have a master, and I have wandered around Afghanistan, Iraq, and Jerusalem for a time......

The committee looked at the brothers behind me, who were staggered and crooked, and pulled me out of the door and sat on the steps, the cool breeze of the summer night outside was blowing, and the committee seemed to be comfortable, and the two big men hooked their shoulders and backs, and they talked about it without self, and gradually seemed to be in a no-man's land.

The committee suddenly squinted his eyes, looked at me fixedly, and said with a smile: "Actually, you kid is not very dirty when you talk about it, why don't these girls take a fancy to you?" From a probabilistic point of view, you kid can be considered to have completed the task that cannot be completed. I often hear a saying that if a person insists on doing something and perseveres, he will definitely achieve success. But I'm afraid that this will be discounted on you, you have persisted for so long, except for 'no one in the courtyard knows you', everyone knows that you are a lovelorn prodigal, this peach blossom luck is insulated from you, and it is also an outlier! ”

I listened, but I laughed: "That sentence has always been true - maybe I didn't hold on long enough......"

"What? Still planning to stick with it? The commissioner threw me a cloud of smoke and smiled obscenely.

"Hold on! Of course insist! We should stick to it as a cause that contributes to all mankind...... "I have a good cigarette, I have a bold word, light this cigarette, and watch this mist gas slowly turn into a naked woman......

"Career?" The committee sneered slightly, "When it comes to careers, history graduates have always been ninth-rate, the kind that can't be on the stage!" After graduation, if you are unemployed, you have already won 5 million, what other career do we have? ”

I was speechless, and I was telling the truth. The history department of our college took advantage of the expansion of enrollment in various colleges and universities, and also recruited students from itself with old vigor - oh no, it was exactly money. However, a few years later, when the graduates were about to leave the school, they found that they had become unsalable and could not be stocked...... As a result, the use of all sides to reduce the unemployment rate to 99 percent -- what a bitter tear and full of sincerity. What do you say about "North Drift"? We are "drifting" - wherever we can go in China, we are drifting!

"Isn't your old man with his hands and eyes! What is your heart? I smiled.

"He nǎinǎi legs! I'm fine, it's just bitter brothers! ”

I know that the commissioner is a righteous man, and that his brother's business is his business.

"Eggs don't itch, what kind of heart do you have!" I laughed and cursed.

"What are you going to do?"

"Me? In college, I don't seem to have any other skills except to be the best supporting actor in a romance drama......" I looked at the dark night sky of the city and muttered, but looking at the commission frowning and thinking, I laughed, "But this is also a craft, and it is also a new concept of wealth, don't you know?" ”？？

"That is to say, we have to find some new ideas to make a fortune, there are four words in the ancient business scriptures of 'no one has me', to put it bluntly, it is an exclusive business, and we have to make him the first, anyway, the original two words are important for VERY!" I'm talking.

The commission gave me two "gloomy ** hands": "Okay! You kid is good at theory, why didn't you stun those little girls back then? But practice is the last word, what do you really think? ”

"Hehe, in the past, the rich experience of chasing beautiful women is now the strongest capital of the small! I'm going to ......"

"Save it!" The commission cast the legendary "Iron Lock Hengjiang" and cut off my words, "Your full name is rich experience in failure!" ”

"Failure is the mother of success!" I was not indignant, I continued, "I have tried all kinds of cases where humanity has failed since its inception, and as long as I avoid my past mistakes, I will achieve success!" ”

"So you're going to succeed next time?" The commission seat is a big jīng god.

"Xìng grid decides fate!" I was deep, "I'm used to failure!" ”

Thinking of the world and the world, I burst into tears.

The commission vomited blood and died: "Sure enough, if you are cheap, you are invincible!" Then you will be a stick brother for the rest of your life! ”

"Huh!" I smiled cheaply, "You don't know, I can't help it." My ability is like Zhou Xingxing's special function, I can't do it for my own benefit, so I have to help others! Give people roses, and leave a lingering fragrance in your hands! "I am compassionate ~~

"Uh~~" The committee covered his stomach, "I don't push your lungs, I'm just sick to my stomach!" ”

"Let's go in, I won't fart with you, if I can't find a job, I'll let the old man go on a trip......" The commissioner said, pulling me in.

I was speechless, life is inherently difficult for people to understand.

And men's moods are sometimes really only borne by themselves. My brother who slept on the top bunk didn't know that he thought that the words of chatting and farting were indeed the new growth point of wealth I had found!

Being a man, especially a man before success, is a bit hard!

But one thing immediately came to my mind: "Damn! I want to be defeated repeatedly, and the size of falling out of love so many times is also a record, I have done such difficult things, what else is so difficult? "When I think of this, I immediately rejoice!

However, when I walked into the private room, I saw the people sitting in the middle of the seats, smoking deeply...... As well as the "Eight King Kongs" on the ground, I have a thorough understanding -- I am carrying, hugging, carrying, carrying, and supporting these drunken heroes...... Kicking, I thought faintly: "To be a man, how can a difficult word be born?" It's hard and hard...... Pity me, a little scholar who doesn't kill (with the secret skill of "the power of the chicken" that shines with the legendary magic skill "Great Dragon Elephant Demon Suppression Magical Power") ......"