"Aunt Xia, I'm back!" Fan Chen came home and shouted.

Xia Ying greeted him from the room kindly, constantly shushing the cold and asking for warmth, and Fan Chen replied with a smile. Subsequently, he found that Fan Yuan was still at home, and he was watching TV in flower pants and a black vest at this time.

"Dad, I—I was cut today!" Fan Chen plucked up his courage and said.

Fan Yuan was shocked, and Xia Ying lost her face and asked in a panic. Fan Chen took off his coat and lifted the shirt inside. The gauze that had been infiltrated by blood and turned red was exposed in front of Fan Yuan and Xia Ying's eyes, and the latter was frightened, and his voice was slightly choked.

And Fan Yuan's expression was still calm, and he didn't even raise his eyelids. When Fan Chen was in junior high school, he was injured almost every day, and he was used to it for a long time.

Fan Yuan got up and walked to the bedroom, and when he came out again, he had an extra box of plasters in his hand, and threw it to Fan Chen and said: "It's not promising, it was cut into this hanging by others, take it and use it!"

Fan Chen smiled and took it happily.

This medicine is called Ten Thousand Snakes Gold Cream, which specializes in the treatment of broken tendons and bones and various external injuries. Don't underestimate this ten thousand snake ointment, it is a treasure that is hard to find. Listening to Fan Yuan, this is a special medicine for the military region. It is only used by special arms fighting on the front line, and ordinary armies are not qualified to use it, and money outside can't buy it.

"Fanzi, how did you get this? The other party is a bastard, I'll go to the school tomorrow to find your teacher!" Xia Ying was distressed and angry.

Fan Chen hurriedly comforted him, and lied that he was cut because of the uneven fighting.

Fan Yuan pursed his lips with disdain, as if he saw that this was a lie, but he did not expose it. The father and son spent a few minutes comforting Xia Ying and calming down their feelings, and then Fan Yuan said, "Hehe, wife, you go back to the room first, I have something to say to Fan Zi alone." ”

Xia Ying was puzzled, but didn't ask too much, and got up and left after telling him not to blame Fan Chen.

Seeing Xia Ying walking away, Fan Yuan's big eyes glared fiercely: "Damn, didn't you swear not to fight?" ”

"Yes, but...... I'm sorry Mom! Fan Chen's expression was gloomy, and he felt guilty and self-blame in his heart.

"Alas, forget it, Lao Tzu knows that you are forced. With your current personality, you will never take the initiative to cause trouble. Let's fight if we fight, man, I don't have a few scars on my body and I still call it a man? I don't blame you, otherwise I wouldn't have taught you so much in the first place. ”

Fan Chen was stunned, as if he was quite surprised by Fan Yuan's open-minded attitude, and said with a smile: "Ha, dad is really a good person!" ”

"Fuck off, less set almost. It's okay to fight, but you have to promise me two conditions. Fan Yuan screamed.

"Conditions? You said. ”

"First, we must not take advantage of the situation to bully others and do evil, let alone learn badly. For example, **ah, slippery fruit, sand and K and the like. Grandma's, young people nowadays like to play these, if you dare to touch Lao Tzu, you will be abolished! Fan Yuan said vigilantly with a fist the size of a sandbag.

"Don't worry, I will never learn badly!" Fanchen has a firm attitude.

Fan Yuan nodded, and then a thick cold glint appeared in his eyes, and he said even more coldly: "Second, you can't mix outside, let alone step into the underworld!" ”

"Underworld? Dad, are you thinking too much? I'm not stupid, who has nothing to do such a thing! ”

"You know, sometimes it's not that you don't want to. You swear, swear in the name of your mother! ”

Fan Chen was stunned for a moment, his expression was a little weird: "You don't need to be so strict, right?" ”

"Don't pull the calf, hurry up!"

"Uh, okay." Fan Chen put away his joking heart, his face became extremely strict, he raised his palm and said loudly: "Mom, I swear in your name that I will never do anything wrong in the future, let alone step into the underworld." If you swear by this, the sky will thunder and thunder, and you will not die well! ”

After hearing this, Fan Yuan shook his head and snorted twice, as if he was relieved: "It's about the same, okay, wash and sleep, don't forget to apply ten thousand snake ointment." After speaking, Fan Yuan walked to the bedroom with his slippers.

Fan Chen shrugged his eyebrows, he felt that Fan Yuan today was a little different from usual. But I didn't think much about it, and wanted to go back to my room. But at this time, Xia Ying's angry voice came from the bedroom: "Death Fanyuan, you only come back once a week, and it doesn't matter if you don't bring some gifts or anything." Also, bring these things back, you're going to die! ”

"Hehe, wife, it's normal for men to look at these things, don't be angry."

Fan Chen, who was eavesdropping outside, knew that Fan Yuan must have rented a yellow disc again, and he was helpless and funny.

"Bastard, you're still reasonable, aren't you? What should I do if I bring a mortal son to it? Xia Ying was very angry.

"Wife, I'll tell you the truth." Fan Yuan's voice was awe-inspiring, and he continued: "Actually, I am a person who hates watching A.V and hair films very much, and the yellow products are like a flood beast, poisoning the younger generation, what an unbearable status quo!"

"Of course, I've seen these things too. But I look at it with a critical attitude, with a hateful gaze, with deep indignation! I would like to know that the color of Japan. The love industry is how to turn a young woman who is like a flower into a jade. Lover's! ”

"As for Sora Aoi, Muto Ran, Nami Kawahama, Tesa Yaka, Machida Rino, Nikaido Hitomi, Ai Iijima, Iida Natsuho, Iizuka Yu, etc., I don't know any of them, and I haven't heard of them at all. Wife, you have to believe me! In the end, Fan Yuan's tone was full of pity and sincerity.

Fan Chen outside secretly admired, those women. Youzhong has only heard of Sora Aoi's name, but he didn't expect his father to know so much, and sure enough, Jiang is still old.

"I believe you? I, I'm ......" Xia Ying was so angry that she didn't know what to say. The next moment, a crackling violent sound came out, which was also mixed with Fan Yuan's begging for mercy, and for a while, chickens and dogs jumped......

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The next day, the second class at noon.

This class is a computer class, and the popular point is a computer class and a computer class. The computer class is upstairs in Shiyàn, and there is a special computer room, and at this time, Fan Chen and Guo Heng are buying foot covers in the supermarket.

I don't know how other schools are, anyway, the computer class in the third middle school is quite particular. When entering the computer room, wear a condom on your feet, saying that it is to prevent dust and static electricity. Fan Chen disdains this, and still wears a condom, why don't you wear a condom when surfing the Internet in an Internet café? Therefore, it is purely a school delicacy.

Originally, everyone was given a cloth foot cover, which can be used sustainably. But most people lose it or think it's too much trouble from home, so they buy plastic bag foot covers in the supermarket. A pair of five cents is not too expensive to throw away when you run out.

"Fanzi, will you buy one for your sister-in-law?" Guo Heng asked teasingly.

"Damn, don't talk nonsense, Qin Fei and I are just ordinary friends."

"Take a look, I haven't said that my sister-in-law is Qin Fei, you can admit it yourself. You don't have to explain, because explanation is a cover-up, and a cover-up is the truth. Alas, I know that this is not what you need. Guo Heng pretended to sigh, and the hidden lines in his words were self-evident. Fan Chen was annoyed and rolled his eyes and responded lazily.

When they came to the computer room, the two put on their foot gloves and walked in.

"Fanzi, quick, come here." Zhu Fang, who came first, shouted loudly, motioning for the two to sit next to her and Qin Fei.

Fan Chen scratched his head, a little embarrassed, but still walked over with Guo Heng. Fan Chen sat in the middle, Qin Fei on the right, Guo Heng on the left, and Zhu Fang and Watermelon outside, all acquaintances. A few people talked and laughed, and the atmosphere was lively.

After a while, Mr. Tam, a foreign teacher from Canada, came to the computer room. He first said hello, and then gave a lesson to everyone in broken Chinese. What is said Fan Chen can't understand, it seems to be programming, programming, and the like. The computer was also locked and could not be used.

At this time, Guo Heng took out a floppy disk from his coat pocket and said proudly: "Hehe, sue you, I know how to unlock it." There is a program in this floppy disk that can be installed on the computer to uncontrol. ”

"Wow, really. Then you use it quickly, and when you run out, we will use it, so as not to listen and not understand, play and not be able to play, and be bored to death. Zhu Fang was very pleased.

"No, I can't use this for you." Guo Heng shook his head and refused.

"Why?" Qin Fei was curious, she also wanted to play with the computer.

"Hehe, there are pieces of hair under Fanzi here~" Guo Heng smiled very obscenely. Bang, Fan Chen kicked over: "Damn, don't slander me, am I that kind of person?" Even if I do, I'll go down to the encrypted USB stick! ”

"You ......" Qin Fei's face was flushed, and he turned his head in anger and said nothing.

"Ha, just kidding, look at the Filipino girl who is ashamed!" Fan Chen clarified that he didn't want to be taken seriously as a hooligan.

"Cut, you can pretend, I'll use it for you when I'm done!" Guo Heng first teased, and then without instigating, he inserted the floppy disk into it. But with a snap, the floppy disk fell straight into the chassis. Guo Heng was stunned and very annoyed: "Damn, this computer is not equipped with a floppy drive!" ”

Everyone was stunned and laughed. Guo Heng scratched his ears and cheeks anxiously, there are many games and programs in the floppy disk, which are quite important, what should I do? At this time, what made Fan Chen and the others stunned happened, only to see Guo Heng squatting on the ground and lifting the chassis, turning the floppy drive downward, and then crackling and shaking vigorously.

"Holy, is that so?" Fan Chen was quite speechless, while Zhu Fang and the others laughed even louder.

"What do you know, I bought it for more than 30 yuan!"

"Thirty? You've been slaughtered, haven't you? Up to three pieces. Fan Chen disdained. Then, the watermelon next to him seemed to exclaim: "Brother Heng, sit down quickly, the teacher has found out." ”

Sure enough, Mr. Tam saw someone mischievous, so he walked over in confusion. But Guo Heng was not afraid at all, and continued to shake the chassis, and slapped his hand twice from time to time.

Mr. Tam's eyes were strange, but he didn't stop it, and just watched quietly. With a click, the floppy disk fell out of the crack. Guo Heng was overjoyed, and hurriedly put it away and put it in his pocket.

Mr. Tam was angry and funny, and gave a humorous thumbs up: "Oh! Youaresocool!”

Guo Heng was extremely thick-skinned, and replied proudly: "Three grams of oil, Iam is generally cool." ”

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