Chapter 143: Spare Us
Hearing Sunny's words, Liu Yi knew that she had already seen through it, but he didn't intend to admit it so honestly, and continued to pretend to be garlic: "Is that so?" Did I mistake our heights by three centimeters? This is a big mistake. But as long as I think about picking her up every time Bobo is in the middle of it, I really don't feel 158 centimeters. ”
Sunny's snort was heavy, how could there be such a boyfriend, this is in the middle of the broadcast, to say such things!
Sunny couldn't bear it anymore, gritted his teeth and said, "Liu Yi, if you say bad things about me again, I'll ...... it."
Sunny was going to say, 'I'll ignore you if you say bad things about me again', but it suddenly occurred to me that this was a broadcast, and it didn't seem appropriate to say that. But for a while, I couldn't think of other words to replace it, and I couldn't say anything. At this time, she saw the message on the message board, and suddenly became even more embarrassed.
The audience reacted that this 'distressed protagonist' was the mysterious boyfriend that Sunny had praised for half of the show. The messages immediately 'brushed and brushed' more, and the longer ones were brushed over before they had time to read them.
Sunny looked at the comments from the audience, gritted his teeth, and decided to make it public. That's what she thinks, and at this time, going public is a triple win. You can prove that you have a boyfriend first, and you don't have to see messages like 'Shun Gyu, you're almost thirty, why don't you have a boyfriend' in the future. Secondly, after it is made public, it will definitely be on the news, and everyone knows that after everyone knows it, the family will not be able to force themselves to go on a blind date. In the end, the public relationship can also defend against the threat from Yuna, although she has established a relationship with Yoo Yi, but Sunny is still very worried about Yuna. Recently, Sunny has become more and more aware that he can't control Liu Yi's character, so it's better to cut through the mess as soon as possible to avoid trouble.
If Li Fengxia knew what Sunny was thinking at this time, she would definitely be very pleased. Because Sunny does the same thing as what she taught to 'preemptive'. No matter how many you have in mind, establish your name first. With a name, I am invincible. When the time comes, I'll clean up little by little, and I'm afraid that you will escape from my palm?
Thinking of this, Sunny cleared his throat and said generously, "You don't have to guess, he's my boyfriend." Dear, please introduce yourself. ”
Hearing this sweet and greasy 'dear', Liu Yi's bones were about to be crispy, and he immediately introduced himself obediently: "Hello everyone, my name is Liu Yi, and I am a teacher in the Department of Psychology of Dongguk University. April 20th and Sunny have been dating so far, please rest assured, I will take care of her. ”
Hearing the name Liu Yi, the degree of swiping the message board has risen a lot. The name Liu Yi is really too familiar, isn't he the protagonist of Yuna and Lee Seung Gi's breakup? Isn't he the mysterious second generation of China's rich? There is also news that he is a candidate for the Nobel Prize. How did you suddenly become Sunny's boyfriend, and he's also a psychology teacher at Dongguk University? What the hell is going on, is it S.M's trick to divert attention? It's really possible to think about it this way, and it's not the first time S.M has done this kind of thing.
Sunny saw such a message, and immediately said dissatisfied: "I finally mustered up the courage to make the relationship public, how could it be for cover, I'm going to be angry if I say that again." Okay, okay, let's not talk about that, let's move on to another topic. ”
"Don't change the subject, I haven't finished talking about my troubles yet. Shun dJ, please say a word to my girlfriend, let her exercise properly, manage her body, and then go on like this......"
"Toot, bye~" Sunny imitated the sound of hanging up the phone, stood up and made a cut gesture to the director. The director was listening to it with relish, and he really didn't want to hang up, but when he saw that Sunny was already angry, he hung up Liu Yi's phone call.
"Okay, let's see what troubles the next troubled protagonist has." Sunny said.
This matter is best at this point, and it will be impossible to explain it if it continues to be explained. Sunny sends a text message to Liu, saying what he wants to eat for the night, and returns a big 'fist' emoji at the end.
"Fried chicken beer? I'm really afraid that I'm not fat! Liu Yi saw the text message, shook his head helplessly, replied to a 'cowardly' Minion, got up from the bed, and went out to buy it.
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If there's one time of day when Toguk University tastes the best, it's in the evening, after nightfall.
At this time, the students have basically finished class, made an appointment with a boyfriend or girlfriend, gathered a few friends, chatted, played ball, and participated in club activities.
Although he has been teaching at Dongguk University for almost a month, Liu Yi has never wandered around the campus at this time. He taught electives, either in the morning or in the afternoon, and when the nightlife at Dongguk University began, he had already gone home from work.
Liu Yi walked on campus and suddenly felt very comfortable. Come to think of it, it's been a long time since I've wandered around a college campus in such a comfortable way. Since I started raising pigs, I have been busy almost every day, and I seem to have forgotten what 'comfortable' is. Looking at the students who occupy large and small open spaces to organize club activities, memories of a long time ago come flooding back. Liu Yi suddenly realized that he was indeed old.
When he began to study psychology, Liu Yi read a book by Freud. There's a saying that says, 'We will suddenly feel old at some point, and then we will realize that we are really old, and our youth has long since left us.'" ’
Liu Yi is feeling this way now, and it is a tangible feeling.
It's actually easy to tell if you're old. Look at what young people are doing, and if you can do the same, then prove that you are still young. If you think you can't do it, or you're subconsciously lazy to do it, congratulations, you're getting old.
Youth is indulgent and wanton, and after a few years, people are actually old.
Liu Yi stood in the crowd and watched the self-proclaimed 'postmodern visual rock' band finish singing a song in an unknown language, listening to the tsunami cheers of the onlookers, and smiled bitterly.
It's true that I can't appreciate it, this is old.
Liu Yi turned to leave and continued to walk outside the school, thinking in his heart what he had done in his lost youth. After thinking for a moment, he frowned.
At the beginning of his youth, he began to work hard with the dream of marrying Yuna. When youth was ongoing, he squatted in the real room to do research in order to be worthy of his dream. Just as he was about to put his dream into practice, it shattered. Then he began his grief-stricken 'road of revenge', leaving behind a bright future and running to the mountains to raise pigs.
In the blink of an eye, youth is over. Liu Yi looked down at his hand, and the youth that had been cut through his fingers did not even leave him with a hair to commemorate.
"It's hopeless!" Liu Yi shook his head, smiled self-deprecatingly, and continued to walk forward.
Go ahead and don't look back. It's not that you don't have a good view behind you, it's that you can't go back.
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Dongguk University's electric car rental office, there have been two people waiting here for the past few days. The administrator chased him several times, but each time he left for ten minutes and came back, like kraft candy, he couldn't get rid of it.
These two people are the two 'yellow hairs' who stole the 'little powder', but they are no longer 'yellow hairs'. After being taught a lesson by the big bald head that day, these two boys didn't know what was going on in their heads, so they went to shave their heads together. Not only did they shave their heads, but they also waxed them, and when they looked at Zeng Mingwa from a distance, they looked like a big bald head.
The two of them sat at the door of the electric car rental office, their expressions very bitter. Instead, their bald heads shine under the street lamps, attracting a lot of attention.
But a lot of things can't be solved by changing the shape, it's been two days, and with that big brother's temper, tomorrow is estimated to be the day when he will be cut into a stick.
"Brother, I've thought about it, I'll buy a ticket back to my hometown in Jeonju in a while, you can come with me, let's go to the countryside to hide." There are so many things about that person, we are just small people, maybe he will forget about it after a while, and then we will come back. ”
"Don't think about it. Haven't you heard of that incident in January, there was a person who didn't pay back the money he owed for half a year, and he sneaked back when he thought it was okay, and he was caught within three days. I heard that my hands were chopped off, so miserable! I've seen the news of the corpses being fished out of the Han River, and eight out of ten were made by them. ”
The 'bald head' who spoke first showed a desperate expression and muttered, "As for this, we just stole an electric car, and we just returned him, as for that......"
"As for no, it's not what we say, that's ......" Suddenly, the 'bald head' who spoke stopped, and pestled the guy next to him who was feeling sorry for himself, and said: "Look, is that Liu Yi, mother, it's really him...... Hurry up and get up, don't you want to live anymore!! ”
Liu Yi deliberately took a detour from the electric car rental office, and Xiao Fan lost it, so he had to lose money. And Xiaofen has a rent every day, and if you lose money one day later, you will have one more day of rent.
He saw these two bald heads from a long distance, and there were fewer bald people, and even fewer people were still wearing wax. Liu Yi couldn't help but think of a brother he hadn't seen for many years, and his head was so bright without waxing.
Suddenly, something unexpected happened to him, and when the two bald heads saw him coming, they immediately rushed over. Liu consciously dodged back, but still didn't dodge, and was hugged by one of these two guys.
"Teacher Lee Seung Gi, we were wrong, we were really wrong. We shouldn't be unconvinced if we lose playing billiards, let alone steal your car, we were really wrong. The car was sold to us, and the money was all here, and we didn't dare to move a cent. We have lost all the money in the rental office, and all this money is given to you, so you can raise your hand and let us both live! ”
"Yes, yes, Mr. Lee Seung-gi, we really know it's wrong, spare us."
"Lee Seung Gi? I? When Liu Yi heard the words of these two bald heads, he was so angry in his heart. As for Lee Seung-gi's face that looks the same as Nobita, he also deserves to look like me?
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