Chapter VI Waste Recycling
"Haha, sure enough, there is a beast god inheritance!" Possess the potential of a level 15 Warcraft! It's a pity that it's too weak, and I'm afraid it will take tens of thousands of years to become a beast god. The big tiger said with a wild laugh, trembling all over, and suddenly turned into a beautiful woman with a ** body.
"Future Beast Emperor, it's a pleasure to see you coming. However, our Warcraft is about strength, and you can't drive me until you can surpass me. The same goes for other Warcraft. However, you can rest assured that we will not harm you and will even protect you in times of need. You can grow up in the Warcraft Forest with peace of mind. I'm a Warcraft Messenger, a Hellfire Tiger! The beautiful woman took me in her arms.
Although Lao Tzu was frightened in his heart, the little paw still unconsciously crawled to the beautiful woman's chest. Maybe a beast is a beast, and the beautiful woman didn't care about what I did. She even squeezed my body into her arms.
"Alright, it's time for me to fix the human who dared to offend me." The Hellfire Tiger said after placing me on the ground.
"I'm going too!" Lao Tzu, this is the real newborn calf, not afraid of tigers.
"Hehe, no problem! Let you take a good look at Auntie, I'm powerful! Who are you? The beautiful woman who claimed to be Aunt Lao Tzu looked at the little demon jīng's eyes full of violent murderous aura, and she was sure that if the little demon jīng did not answer well, she would be killed. Lao Tzu is reluctant to let this little demon jīng die.
"She's my woman! She had sworn in the name of their demon jīng. My explanation immediately dispelled the beautiful woman's doubts. But she looked at me a little differently. When I saw the baby between Lao Tzu's legs, which was only the size of a small peanut, I couldn't help laughing.
"Little one, grow up! When you grow up, Auntie can't be your subordinate first, it's not bad to be your woman first! It's been thousands of years, and there is finally a person who can be worthy of the status of an old lady. The beautiful woman said indifferently. The little demon jīng blushed for a while. But Lao Tzu was not afraid, and made a lot of nonsense.
"Good! When I grow up, let my aunt be my woman! ”
Sweat! Where did Lao Tzu know what kind of woman he was at that time? Beast! Although there are no taboos against xìng, however, the most important thing is strength, status, and bloodline! The more advanced the beast, the more important it is to its mate. The most hateful thing is that the beast is a straight intestine to its own people, and it will not beat around the bush and will do what it says. This made Lao Tzu depressed for a long time after more than ten years!
After settling the relationship, the beautiful woman continued to turn into a big tiger, carrying Lao Tzu and the little demon Jīng, back to the place where she ravaged the old man just now.
At this time, the old man had already crawled far away, but unfortunately, the injury was too serious to climb fast.
"Auntie, is this old man powerful?" Lao Tzu asked curiously.
"Awesome? It's not powerful, it's weak to death! I didn't even touch my pretty hair, so I beat me down. The big tiger said proudly.
"Oh, how weak! That's good to bite to death! "Lao Tzu doesn't have a bodhisattva's heart, and Lao Tzu hates the old man the most, nǎinǎi, that is, an old man left Lao Tzu in a ghost place where birds don't.
"How unclean it is to bite him to death! My mouth is meant to kiss you. How can it be dirty? Watch me slap him to death! "If I were an adult, I wouldn't have to be stunned to death by this big tiger. However, Lao Tzu is now a child and has no experience as a man, so there are no taboos. The word "kiss" means love in my dictionary.
"Don't kill me! I'm still very powerful, I can be a slave to this little friend, and I will protect him. I'm still strong in humans. Look at how beautiful the woman behind him is, if they go back to human society, surely many people will beat her idea. I can protect her from all too much trouble! The old man quickly struggled to kneel on the ground and begged for mercy.
"You only say she's pretty, I'm not pretty?" When the big tiger heard the old man's words, he was about to threaten.
The old man was stunned, he didn't expect that the terrifying big tiger in front of him was actually a tigress! Hurry up and make up for the sycophants!
"Oh no! You are the most beautiful tiger in the world, and looking at your gorgeous fur, it is a gift from heaven. Praise you—"
"Stop!" Hearing what he said so hypocritically, Lao Tzu was not happy at first.
"You're not right! That's what you should say! Ah, beautiful auntie, you have a pair of big nǎi sons that are so comfortable to the touch! I love the feeling of touching them, and I want to sleep with them every day when I go to bed. Lao Tzu said unscrupulously.
However, the old man didn't dare to say this. If he dared to say that, he would definitely be slapped to the sky.
"Don't talk nonsense, why should the little guy, as a fifteenth-level demonic beast, go back to human society? Who would dare to harm him in this forest that belongs to us! It looks like you're still useless! Forget it when you're dead! After the big tiger finished speaking, he was going to shoot the old man to death.
But when Lao Tzu heard it, something was wrong. When did Lao Tzu become a monster. Although Lao Tzu has the inheritance of Nuwa, Lao Tzu's parents in both generations are human beings. And my mother loves me so much and dotes on me, how can I not go back?
"Wait! Auntie. My parents were human. I'm still going back. Is this old man really powerful among humans? "Lao Tzu has started to fight this old man's idea, and it is naturally not a mediocre hand to be able to run to such a deep place in the Warcraft Forest.
"Well, he is indeed very powerful among human beings, he is a sword god who only emerges once every hundred years in human beings! There should be no more than 5 sword gods in the human world now. There is no way that human beings are too short-lived, even if they cultivate to the Sword God, they only have a life of 500 to 600 years. Unlike my wife, I have lived for more than 7,000 years. The big tiger said disdainfully.
However, his words made Lao Tzu depressed again, and when he saw the 300-year-old demon jīng honey ta, Lao Tzu was surprised to throw it down from more than forty meters, and now he saw a woman who claimed to be seven thousand years old. Fortunately, there is a demon jīng honey holding me behind, otherwise, I would have to fall.
"Since it's so powerful, it's good to be my bodyguard! By the way, teach me swordsmanship! "Lao Tzu thought about it for a while, it can't be wasted. It's better to use waste!
Under the guidance of his aunt, Lao Tzu signed a slave contract with this old man in the name of Nuwa. Originally, Lao Tzu was worried that the contract could not be established, but unexpectedly, not only was the contract established, but also attracted an extraterrestrial energy, which not only made Lao Tzu grow from 70 cm tall to 85 cm tall at once, but also made the old man look from 90 years old to more than 50 years old. The old man is over 400 years old, and he is about to die.
All of a sudden, he gained a huge vitality, and the old man didn't die happily!
"Happy fart, what's there to be happy about, isn't it just more than a thousand years of vitality? What is there to be happy about! Follow your master well, coax him to be happy, and eternal life is possible. The big tiger said disdainfully to the old man. But because he is also a slave of Lao Tzu, he didn't do much.
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