Chapter 1 Xiu Se can be eaten, but can wool be eaten as a meal?
()"あたしの奥に! (It's in someone's body!) )
"持ちいい,気持ちいい!" (It's so cool, it's so comfortable!) )
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"Okay!" (It's coming out!) )
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With the last drop of disgusting liquid finished with the last drop of disgusting liquid, Wang Peng let out a long breath. Finally, nearly 40G of the "hand-to-hand combat" blockbuster of the Japanese Kingdom was identified by this more man in 4 hours.
"Give you 5 minutes, I'll wait for you in the cafeteria first." Huang Hao stared at his beach shorts that had set up a small tent and said very obscenely.
"You should be an animal. Watch a few rough films and play pistol to jerk off. ”
"I'm not afraid that you won't be able to hold it when you go out, and make a scene of molesting a female classmate, see your little brother is excited, or I will go out and use a papaya to dig a hole for you?" Huang Hao smiled evilly.
"Damn, Lao Tzu is still a virgin, how can I give my incomparably pure first time to a papaya with holes? You have to requisition a beautiful woman to come over and have a good time. Wang Peng thought for a moment, then snapped his fingers and said: "It's Fan Qing from Class 12, just hook her up when you want, hehe." ”
Hearing the name Fan Qing, Huang Hao's memory space appeared in the memory space of an abnormal lady who had a tiger's back but was dressed as an unusually ladylike woman who had been innocent for a long time and had a big baked cake face, and she couldn't help but shiver. It seems that the hair film is still less and better, and the various sè passions are read too much, and it is inevitable that there will be an extreme xìng orientation.
"Brother Peng is a cow, even women like it so standardly, so tasteful." Huang Hao pretended to be sincere.
"Of course," Wang Peng said with an extremely bullish expression, and extremely yearning: "Her body that is a little baby fat, her innocent demeanor, her round face, her ...... (500 words omitted) If I could be with her, I would be willing to sweat 100 times a day. ”
"Damn, say you're big, you're really up." Huang Hao snorted, "You don't need to be a bullet, it's 8 o'clock, don't eat, see where you get 100 bullets." ”
"What Brother Hao said is that it was all harmed by the birdmen of the island country, and those who didn't pull the curtains or cover the door did that, and they had to make a name for AV, and make a documentary about the manufacturing process of their descendants and spread it all over the world, we can't be poisoned by wool films anymore, we have to boycott rì goods."
"Okay, it's worthy of the cultivation of the party and the people, it's worth my father's monthly RMB, and it's worth waiting for you to eat when I'm hungry for 4 hours." Huang Hao paused, and then said: "Congliang is like joining the army, congratulations on cutting off the shameless little ** of the capitalist hooligan, and returning to being a socialist innocent little virgin with five stresses and four beauties." ”
"Damn, I'll cut your capitalist little ** first, and by the way, I'll send you this Sunflower Treasure Book to practice, maybe one day I can mix up the undefeated name of the East, kill the Japanese country, revitalize my China, and raise the prestige of my country."
"Uncle has a brick in his hand, and he has to shoot it to death." Huang Hao soothed his empty stomach and said viciously: "When the uncle is full and has enough strength, he is here to clean you up." ”
"Uncle, then let's hurry up and eat."
"Damn, when you watched the movie, the uncle called you a few times, you kid didn't hear it, why did you become an activist now, hungry." Huang Hao said unhurriedly: "Hmph, I thought it was really boundless, the show is delicious, and a few women can afford a meal." ”
"No, hurry up and come back to find a few European and American tablets to study, and the power will be cut off at half past eleven." Wang Peng said aggrievedly.
"Bang", it was dark in front of him, and Huang Hao short-circuited for 10 seconds!
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Half past eight, the first canteen.
Huang Hao asked for a plate of sausage fried rice, Wang Peng ordered a shredded pork noodles, and the two men sat in a position where they could see the six roads, eating an out-of-season dinner, looking at the body language of a couple who were a good match and a couple who were not a good match.
"You say, why don't women favor a man as handsome as us?" Wang Peng said as he chewed on the food.
"There is a market for ugly men than handsome guys these days." Huang Hao glanced at the man in front of him on the left who was hugging a pure MM and smiling obscenely and ugly, and said.
"Hey, the way of the world has changed, and even people's aesthetic orientation has changed!" Wang Peng is a bitter gourd statue.
"People say that handsome guys are distracted, but handsome guys are useless."
"Damn, why is the market prospect of that beauty so good, it's so unfair."
"You don't understand this, men are convex, women are concave, they all say that the gun is the first bird, the man is convex, it will inevitably become a target, so that the woman is speculative, take advantage of the good and sell the good, lose the chastity cāo and set up the archway." Huang Hao said very well.
"That's high, it's really high, it's as tall as the high heels of a dwarf beard." Wang Peng smirked. (Who is a dwarf Hu?) This guy is a member of the discipline inspection committee of my class, name: nonsense, male, unmarried, ** member, 152CM, may not be very satisfied with the height, long wearing "shemale" leather shoes, of course, there is no shemale so wind sāo brand, but the root of the shoe is almost as high as women's shoes but it seems that there is a little taste of men's shoes, the market source is unknown, the legend is that the broken arm mountain in the shoes. )
The two men were so bored playing "love" and scolding "pretty", chewing on the "hard work" on the plate in an extremely fashionable manner. (Who knows that Chinese food on the plate is hard work.) )
A meal took half an hour, eating fragrant sweat, bulging belly, people say full of warm thoughts*, it seems to have a little meaning, for example, the two little men at the moment prepare a meal after the meal, find some midnight yín resources.