Chapter 223: Double. Cultivating the secret method and the super cute senior sister
Lingyin is really powerful now, and after her album became a hit, she received a lot of invitations. &
When he was busy, he couldn't even care about filming "The Qin Emperor".
When the fat man talked about Lingyin, he had some admiration, and then some was afraid.
The main reason is that Lingyin's identity is too special.
In Wenyu Entertainment Film and Television Company, the fat man has always been the supreme storage zΓ i, and other artists have to serve the fat man carefully, but Lingyin is different, every time he sees the fat man, he will give the fat man a few brain meltdowns.
Thinking of this, the fat man unconsciously rubbed his head, as if it was still in pain.
But the fat man didn't dare to say anything, Lingyin has become a signboard of Wenyu Entertainment Film and Television Company, and he will have to rely on Lingyin to make money in the future.
The others are spirit leaves.
The fat man discovered one of Lingye's skills, which was beauty makeup.
In fact, the fat man didn't know, it was just a disguise technique in the rivers and lakes.
Based on the principle of making the best use of people, the fat man directly appointed Lingye as the chief beauty consultant of Wenyu Entertainment Film and Television Company.
Originally, the fat man was worried that Lingye would not do it, but when he heard that he could have a close contact with those female stars and female models, Lingye agreed.
After the fat man left.
Su Wen didn't study any martial arts, but looked at the double cultivation secret technique that Lingye gave him.
When Lingye gave it to him, he said that this pair of cultivation secret techniques was picked up by him from a high-ranking cave, and the roots can be traced back to the period of Xuanyuan Yellow Emperor.
Su Wen was shocked, but he didn't believe it at all.
Lingye didn't explain it to Su Wen, anyway, he insisted that the double cultivation secret technique was very powerful. In the end, it was said that Xuanyuan Yellow Emperor had cultivated, and with this secret technique, he became an immortal.
Su Wen was very contemptuous of Lingye, and an old virgin said that the double cultivation secret technique was very powerful, and it was as if he had cultivated for himself.
However, if you look closely at these secret cultivation techniques, it seems that they are really powerful.
Su Wen looked at it, and his mouth was also reading: "Husband is born with all things, and only people are the most expensive." Where people are, there is no desire for room. The law is like heaven and earth, and the rules are yin and yang. Those who understand their reasoning will cultivate prolongation; Slow the truth. Don't hurt your life: As for the law of the Xuannu. It has been passed down through the ages, and it has not yet been exhausted...... Its shape of sitting and lying and relaxing, the momentum of dormant opening. The method of side-to-back and forward-to-side. rules for entry and exit; The principle of combining the two instruments......"
Su Wen read it for a long time. I don't seem to understand. In some places, it is not very clear.
So much so that when he encountered an ancient character that he couldn't see clearly, or didn't recognize, Su Wen would scold Lingye bastard. It's good that a double cultivation cheatbook has been turned into this.
I really didn't understand the prologue in the front, so Su Wen began to look at the back.
Compared to the front, the back is much more interesting, with not only illustrations, but also various annotations.
Looking carefully at the illustrations and annotations, Su Wen returned to the old days when he watched pornographic movies with his roommates.
"At the beginning of the handover, sit first and then lie down, the woman is left and the man is right. After lying down, the woman lies on her back, stretches her feet and stretches her arms, the man lies on it, kneels in the thigh, that is, the jade stem is dragged vertically at the mouth of the jade door...... That is, to attack vertically and horizontally with Yang Feng, or to rush down to Yuli, or to build a golden ditch on the top, stab next to Biyong, sweet breath on the right side of Xuantai, and the woman should be lewd Jin Zhan in the Dan acupoint, that is, Yang Feng is thrown into the uterus, and the essence is quickly discharged, and the liquid flows together, and it is irrigated in Kanda and irrigated in the valley......"
While reading, Su Wen admired the wisdom of the ancients, and finally read it several times with the attitude of never getting tired of learning.
Yi Xue listened to Su Wen muttering from time to time, and her face was red to her neck.
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In the evening, half past seven.
Su Wen arrived at the Dawn Cinema,
As soon as he arrived, he saw that the fat man was fighting with someone.
When I got closer, the fat man was going to roll up his sleeves and do it.
"What's going on?" Su Wen was very curious, and the fat man seemed to be angry.
"Su Wen, you're here." The fat man couldn't help but be happy, "This guy said that the movie we made is a scumbag, whoever watches it is stupid. Forced, so I had to do it to flatten him. β
Su Wen frowned, he looked at the person opposite, this guy seemed to be a little familiar, he should be a celebrity, as if he had seen it in some TV show.
The guy also saw Su Wen, and he said disdainfully: "It turned out to be a movie made by you and Pan Yu together, it's really funny, and the two hairy boys know what a movie is." As a senior, I would like to advise you that film is an art, and you have left art behind when you first chose materials. Online novels adapted from movies, it's really a shame that you came up with it, that kind of dross culture can only be abandoned. β
The fat man was really going crazy when he heard this guy chattering.
"Haha!" Su Wen laughed at this time, "This gentleman, I think you should be a director, right?" I also advise you that any culture, as long as it exists, makes sense. The development of online novels to the present and the popularity of so many people is where the general trend lies. You can't accept the adaptation of online novels into movies and TV series, that can only mean that your mind is too imprisoned. Although I don't know what the world will be like in the future, with the development of science and technology, the technology is becoming more and more mature, and it is the general trend to adapt online novels into movies and TV series. β
"You kid, you even advised me......"
"Fatty, let's go in and watch the premiere, and ignore him." Su Wen didn't give the man a chance to speak at all.
"Hmm." The fat man answered.
Looking at the backs of Su Wen and the fat man, the man snorted coldly: "When "My Senior Sister Can't Be So Cute" fails miserably, they will know how stupid they are. β
"What Director Lin said is reasonable, when it is officially released tomorrow, they will be good-looking."
"Director Lin, let's go in, the premiere of "Bloody Rivers and Lakes" will start soon."
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Cinema, Hall 3.
"What's that guy's name?" Su Wen asked casually.
"Lin Haiwang, a second-rate director, thinks he is amazing, and he has been working against me recently." The fat man snorted coldly, """Hot Blooded Jianghu" is directed by him, and the leading actors are all first-line stars, which they have an advantage over us. β
"Don't worry, we have a lot of book lovers too." Su Wen comforted the fat man.
The movie was released soon.
"My Senior Sister Can't Be So Cute" is 140 minutes long, and basically condenses the main plot of the book.
At the beginning of the movie, an old man walks with a sword.
I thought the old man was very powerful, but a rain of arrows suddenly appeared below, and the old man was shot down directly.
The old man is a powerful immortal cultivator in the movie, and he is still the master of the senior sister, after he was shot down, there was nothing to do, he just touched his ass and began to scold who did it, at this time Lin Miaomiao's senior sister was embarrassed to appear.
"Master, I thought there was a big bird flying in the sky, so I wanted to shoot it down and hit the tooth sacrifice."
"So you were shooting me."
"No, I'm shooting birds!"
"Shoot your sister, why did Lao Tzu accept you as a criminal."
"Master, your daughter is my junior sister, it's not right for you to say that......"
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When Su Wen saw this, he already laughed, this senior sister is funny enough.
arranged a bunch of arrows to shoot birds and fight tooth sacrifices, and as a result, his master was shot down, and the old man walked with an arrow pierced in his buttocks, and his thunderous appearance really made people laugh.
Later, I finally waited for my senior sister to fly with my sword, so the extremely funny senior sister-style sword appeared.
Have you seen someone with Edgeworth tied a rope around their leg for fear of falling off? Have you ever seen someone who fought ten miles of sword, but didn't find his way back for three days and three nights? Have you ever seen someone with a roast chicken stuck in the sword?
Senior sister did it, and senior sister successfully sued sΓΉ what is cute to death.
It's just that when the male number one played by Li Huan appeared, Su Wen finally knew what it meant to be not more cute, only the most cute.
In the movie, Li Huan's junior brother is very elegant and quite gentlemanly, but when he sees his senior sister, he hides his face and runs away every time.
Li Huan said the most in the movie: "Senior sister is too yellow and violent, I really want to die." β
You can imagine that Li Huan's junior brother is afraid of thunder, and in order to help her junior brother overcome thunder, she has to sleep with her junior brother in her arms, and she looks very naΓ―ve and doesn't feel anything at all. Later, the younger brother couldn't stand the enthusiasm of the senior sister, and claimed that he wanted to learn to overcome thunder and lightning, and then ...... Then the younger brother was caught by the senior sister and went to the sky, and finally the two were successfully split by thunder.
The other jokes are even more explosive.
From the beginning of the movie release to the end, there was a lot of laughter in the movie theater.
Su Wen also laughed frequently: "Fatty, you are so talented, you shoot well, even if the box office is not good, I won't blame you." β
When the fat man heard Su Wen's words, he was a little unhappy: "Su Wen, you said, if the movie is released, if the box office exceeds 100 million, how much box office is there, and how much do you invest in me." β
Su Wen was stunned: "I said so, then I'll wait for your good news tomorrow." β
The fat man was full of confidence and waited to count the money.
The two of them walked out of Hall 3 and happened to see Lin Haiwang with a red face.
It seems that the premiere of "Bloody Rivers and Lakes" is also good.
"Does Pan Yu dare to gamble with me?" Lin Haiwang's words were a little playful.
"Bet on what?" The fat man frowned.
"If the weekly box office, "My Senior Sister Can't Be So Cute" can catch up with half of the box office of "Hot Blood", I will lose 10 million to you, if you can't catch up, you will lose 10 million to me."
"You are so confident, what if the box office of "My Senior Sister Can't Be So Cute" exceeds that of "Bloody Rivers and Lakes", or even several times that of "Bloody Rivers and Lakes"?"
"If it exceeds, I will lose another 10 million to you, and if it exceeds several times, I will add tens of millions to you."
"Director Lin is so confident, then I'll bet." The fat man smiled, "What you said just now, I have already recorded it, and I hope Director Lin will not admit it when the time comes." β
"It's really ignorant, just with your kind of indiscriminate movie. I'm just losing and giving you a billion, can you win? After Lin Haiwang finished speaking, he left disdainfully. (To be continued......) R527