Luo Suo patiently listened to Li Hao finish talking about his own affairs, and suddenly smiled: "You kid, your luck is really good." ”

Li Hao was surprised: "I was empathized with my beloved woman, and you still say that I am lucky?" ”

Luo Suo smiled: "Although it is your beloved woman, others have long had Zhou Yan in their hearts." In this way, you had an encounter with the girlfriend of a powerful person like Zhou Yan, right? ”

"Uh......" Li Hao thought for a while and said, "It makes sense." ”

"So, you don't have anything to be sad about." Luo Suo said: "Although Jiang Ju finally sued you for your true ~ appearance, but at least, the first few days of your relationship with her, you were also very happy." ”

Li Hao suddenly smiled: "When you say this, my heart suddenly feels much better." ”

Luo Su continued: "Moreover, Zhou Yan did not disagree with you just because you wanted to be his girlfriend, but instead worked with Jiang Ju to match you and Jiang Shan. In this way, you will catch the big ship of Jiang Ju's family, and you will also catch Zhou Yan's relationship! ”

Li Hao thought about it, suddenly smiled, spit out a smoke ring and said, "This is true, originally we wanted to be friends with Zhou Yan." It's even better to climb up to relatives like this! ”

Luo Suo said: "The most fortunate thing is that your kid still has a great peach blossom luck, and what did you give a powerful and beautiful girl like Jiang Shan...... Listening to your tone, it seems to be an original ......"

Saying this, Rosso frowned and took a hard puff of his cigarette: "According to the rules in a family like ours, she should indeed be an original ...... (Harmony here.) You're so lucky. ”

Li Hao: "Huh? Why? ”

Luo Suo said: "As the RED family. The girls in the clan are very concerned about their first time. This is also something that the elders in the family are very concerned about. Generally speaking. For the first time. It should be done at the time of the night of the cave room with the son-in-law selected by the clan. ”

Rosso continued, "However, if you encounter such a situation, the elders of the clan will first investigate you for a period of time, believing that you barely have the ability to enter the clan. Then, they will let you date for a while, and if it is indeed a concubine, then, congratulations. You have become the son-in-law of the Jiang family and the peripheral force of the RED family. ”

Li Hao thought for a while and asked, "If, the result of the elders' investigation is that I don't have the strength to enter the family at all, what kind of outcome will be waiting for me?" ”

Rosso said: "Want to hear the truth? ”

Li Hao shook the ashes of his cigarette: "Nonsense, who is looking for you when you listen to lies?" I might as well read the novel written by Zhao Huangmeng on the Internet to ......"

"That way, you'll disappear completely from your family's household register — from your birth record to your health care card, to your kindergarten, elementary school, junior high school, high school,...... Until now, all records will be blank. ”

Rosso smiled. "It's as if you've never been to Earth." Ashes. It disappeared cleanly, leaving no trace. ”

Rosso took a puff of cigarette and said, "At the same time, the result of this girl is also very miserable, either she is given a foreign property, and an asset that is enough to use until she is a hundred years old, and she can never set foot in China again, and has nothing to do with this family at all; Either that, they cut their hair and become nuns and no longer join the WTO. ”

Li Hao's eyes widened, and he smiled bitterly: "In this way, I am in danger." ”

Luo Suo spat out a smoke ring: "This is not necessarily, first of all, you can be admitted to Huaqing University, the top university in China, which means that your wisdom must not be low." Secondly, according to you, you are the most mysterious Go master in China a few years ago - Long Fei Tiger, in this case, the elders of the family will definitely arrange a path suitable for you to take...... At the very least, you will have a fifty percent chance of being recognized by the Jiang family. ”

Li Hao said: "There is a fifty percent chance of ...... You're not talking nonsense? Half and half, it's inevitable! Either be recognized as a fast son-in-law of Chenglong, or disappear from this world. Isn't that exactly 50 percent? ”

Rosso said coldly: "Wrong, if you are a person who has no background at all, and the school you go to is also an ordinary school, you don't have your extraordinary talent for Go." The one who will disappear will be ......"

"How much?"

"One hundred percent!" The cigarette in Rosso's mouth was just finished, and a long piece of cigarette ash fell from his lips: "Do you think that the tofu of the girls of our RED family can be eaten casually?" ”

Rosso continued: "Luckily, according to what you said, you should be drunk and messed around, and you gave Jiang Shan something. At such a time, Jiang Shan can definitely take out the gun on her body and destroy you - according to the regulations of the supreme government, the descendants of our RED family can legally carry guns. ”

Li Hao nodded and said, "I believe this, what I saw in the movie is like this." ”

Rosso smiled faintly, and suddenly a small pistol appeared in his hand.

shook it in front of Li Hao's eyes: "It's just that we usually hide it well, as long as it is at a critical moment, it can be shot legally." ”

Li Hao shrank his head: "Then I won't dare to offend you in the future, in case you are unhappy one day and collapse me, who will I talk to?" ”

Rosso smiled: "This is absolutely impossible, let's not say that we are brothers in the dormitory, even if ordinary people provoke me, I will never take out this thing - in our Huaxia, everyone has a fear of this thing." If there is any riot, it is extremely bad. ”

Li Hao wiped his sweat: "What do you mean, actually, between me and Jiang Shan...... What is that, she can knock me out with one shot? ”

Luo Su said: "That's exactly the truth. ”

Li Hao said: "However, when I was with Jiang Shan, I didn't find anything hidden on her body. ”

Luo Suo said: "If you can be seen through by a layman like you at a glance, then it is still called hiding?" Did you see me with a gun on me? ”

Li Hao thought for a while: "Not really." Where exactly are you hiding? You pulled out your gun so fast just now that I didn't see it clearly. ”

Rosso smiled, "Of course it's a very secluded place - here!" ”

He pointed to his crotch and smiled, "There's a lot of space in this place, enough to hide such a thing." ”

Li Hao sighed: "No wonder, I smell a commotion on this gun~ smell ......"

Jokes are jokes, Li Hao understands that he really escaped the catastrophe. (To be continued......)

PS: Meng Meng Da......