It was close to noon, and the weather was very hot, and I really couldn't bear to let the thin horse run wild under the scorching sun like in the morning, so Xiu and I always walked and rested, trying to let the horse rest as much as possible, drink more water, and travel less.

"Look, Feng'er! There is a small river in front of it, and there is a big tree by the river. Let's go under the tree to cool off, eat dry food by the way, and then go. Han Xiu pointed to the wind about five hundred meters in front of him.

I was dancing with a fan to fan the little wolf and the thin horse, and when I heard Brother Xiu say this, I hurriedly looked up. "Yes."

When I came to the river, wow, the river was really lively! Seven or eight children were playing by the river with their bare buttocks, and a few buffaloes were leisurely soaking in the river to cool off, their tails flicking left and right from time to time, chasing mosquitoes and flies.

There is a stone table and several stone benches under the tree, presumably specially prepared by the people here for pedestrians to rest here.

After dismounting, I couldn't wait to sit down on the cold stone bench, took out the green apples and white peaches that Blazing Sky had specially ordered Yan to prepare for us, and nibbled on them. Biting on the fresh fruit, leaning against a large tree large enough for two people, I looked up at the end of the tree and saw that it was actually a red bean tree, and the tree was full of flat pinched fruits. It's a pity that the fruit is not ripe yet, otherwise I would have to climb up and pick two handfuls of everything.

Greedily enjoying the cool summer breeze and reveling in the simple pastoral scenery in front of me, I was relaxed and comfortable.

Suddenly, there was the sound of horses' hooves in the distance. Look up, oh buy cakes, it won't be so coincidental! It turned out to be the man in Xuanyi who I met in Yunyin Temple in the morning and the man in blue who I teased!

Han Xiu was surprised when he saw Feng'er's face, followed her gaze, and saw that it was the two men, and the corners of his mouth were slightly raised. "Feng'er, it seems that people are not convinced to catch up."

Brother Xiu really can't open any pot. "Judging by their human appearance, they shouldn't be so stingy." I secretly thought to myself: if they really want to hold a grudge, I don't mind giving them another round of fighting.

Lan Qianlie had been feeling aggrieved and panicked after being teased by an ugly girl in Yunyin Temple in the morning, and when he thought of her unbridled laughter and that couplet, he hated it so much. The ridicule of everyone and the snickering of the eldest brother made him lose face and lose his image. Think about when he was so wronged! Damn, if you meet this ugly girl again, you have to get your face back!!

Lan Qianqiu's shoulders trembled violently when he saw the eighth brother's aggrieved appearance, can this be blamed? Although people dig pits and wait for him to jump, he has to be willing to jump himself. Rather than blaming the family for burying half a pit of cow dung instead of putting a few boxes of warping silver in the pit, it is better to blame him for being slow enough to react and stupid enough.

While the two brothers were thinking about it, they saw two horses, one thin and one strong, one woman and one man, under the tree by the river in front of them. How can these two people be so familiar?

After a while, the two of them arrived at the tree man. Lan Qianlie looked at it, and smoke came out of her nose, it turned out to be her!! Qin Suifeng, who should have died 18,000 times!! The culprit who had tormented his mood all morning!!!!

At the same time, Lan Qianqiu saw the wind. He nodded politely to her and the man beside her, then dismounted and walked straight to sit across from them.

It is said that when the enemy meets, his eyes are very red, but when Lan Qianlie snorts out a breath thicker than a bullfight and sits over, people don't pay attention to him at all. It's like I haven't seen him at all, I can't recognize him, and I'm enjoying the crispness and sweetness of the fruit.

The most annoying thing in this world is that when you remember the other party clearly, they have completely forgotten you. When you are struggling with old hatreds, people are enjoying life comfortably.

I saw the two of them sitting across from me, and I hastened to feign amnesia, turning a blind eye to the spurs and fire of the man in blue. I don't believe that cool men will mention morning bravery.

Han Xiu saw that although the man in blue was displeased, he always maintained his demeanor and sat firmly on the side. The man in the dark robe has always been personable, smiling and sitting opposite. "In Xia Han Xiu, this is the wind. I wonder if I will be lucky enough to meet the two? Han Xiu arched his hand.

Lan Qianqiu nodded and smiled. "My brother Qian Qiu, this is my brother Qian Lie."

Han Xiu said: "Feng'er and I want to rush to Rongcheng, I don't know if we are on the same road with you?" ”

Lan Qianqiu's eyes lit up. "On the same road, my brother and I are also going to Rongcheng."

What the? These two people also went to Rongcheng? In other words, we are road partners for the time being?

After a brief conversation between Han Xiu and Qian Qiu. I and the fire-breathing dragon Qian Lie also became road companions by the way, forced.

On the way, I always adopted the policy of cold war against hot war, and I turned a blind eye to Charizard, did not look at it, and ignored it. This trick directly made him depressed. He has nowhere to get angry, nowhere to vent his anger, and he wants to hit the wall.

In the afternoon, we passed by a small village and saw many villagers and people gathered at the entrance of the village to watch the excitement. When everyone saw our group of four passing by on horseback, they hurriedly made way for us.

After entering the village, we saw an arrogant fat elder sister stepping on a big brother, holding a melon scoop for scooping pig food in her left hand, and a whip for driving piglets in her right hand, and proudly tortured the eldest brother: "Say, are you thinking about Xiaoyu in the village, en?" ”

The eldest brother begged for mercy: "Wronged, madam, for the husband is to thank others out of politeness, for the husband to love the heart of the wife, the world can be learned, the sun and the moon can be revealed." ”

The fat eldest sister feigned anger and said, "Hehe, the sun and the moon can be revealed, right? I think you're a thief. The sun is often obscured by dark clouds, and the moon is always absent or round. Do you still want your heart to be as cloudy and unpredictable as the sun and the moon? ”

The eldest brother said: "Madam, wronged, I think you stole the heart of your husband with a love song back then, and your husband doesn't have that heart even if you want to be a thief." ”

"Well, that was 20 years ago. You, you don't pour the soup. The fat eldest sister had a strong and cold face, but there were two red clouds on her face.

The eldest brother continued to say, "Madam, believe in the husband." If you really can't do it, you will give your husband a bowl of dumb medicine, so that your husband will not be able to speak for the rest of his life. It's always deflated. ”

The fat eldest sister said: "You, you are less poor." ”

Qian Lie shook his head when he saw this. "Hey, there are such cowardly and fearful people in the world, no wonder there are evil wives in the family."

I said, "I don't think this eldest brother is afraid of guilt, and I don't think that the eldest sister is a bad wife?" ”

Han Xiu asked puzzledly, "Feng'er, how do you say this." ”

I smiled and said, "There is no man in the world who is afraid of his wife, only a man who loves his wife." Although the eldest sister was domineering, her feet were lightly resting on her husband's back, as could be seen from the depth of the foot she was standing on. Holding a whip in his hand, he was just acting like it, and he didn't mean to be bullied. I guess the eldest sister just wants to do it for everyone to see, to tell sù that her husband doesn't dare to climb the wall, and this eldest brother is cooperating with the acting to tell sù the wife by the way, and he won't climb the wall. ”

Han Xiu smiled and said, "Feng'er has unique insights. ”

Qian Lie frowned and said, "That shrew looks like that, even if she has affection and love, she will be disgusted by it." ”

I sneered, "This kind of high-level thing cannot be comprehended by low-level people. This is called the lover's eye out of the shih hī,"

Qian Lie was so angry that his nostrils were facing the sky, and he was angry. "Humph!"

Han Xiu said softly, "What Feng'er said is true. ”

I turned my head to look at Brother Xiu: "There is another sentence." ”

Han Xiu asked puzzledly, "Isn't this the sentence, isn't this sentence not clear enough?" ”

I flashed with color, and I sent high voltage and high electricity to Brother Xiu. "Of course, there is a next sentence, and the next sentence is: The old sow also becomes a mink Zen."

"Plop-" Qian Qiu just drank the imported water and went directly to kiss the air and returned to the earth. Then he coughed violently.

Han Xiu and Qian Qiu looked at the fat eldest sister, and then at the sows that were sucking behind her, and the group of little pigs who were scrambling to grab the nipples, laughing and lying on the horse's back.

Qian Lie also thought it was really funny, but he didn't want to prove that he was laughed at by the wind, his mouth twitched so hard that he held back his laughter and had a stomachache.

I looked at the three of them in a daze, thinking that they were rare and strange, what was so funny about this. It didn't matter if they had caught their breath or not, they didn't come to ask Brother Xiu, "Brother Xiu, how am I better than that old sow?" ”

Obviously, I mean to ask myself if I am the mutated version of Mink Zen in Brother Xiu's heart. Qian Qiu just got up from the horse, and when he heard this, he directly admitted defeat and fell down, his shoulders shaking violently.

Han Xiu's face was a little red, but he still said it seriously. "How can Feng'er compare himself with it and it?" Obviously, he didn't understand my implications.

Qian Lie finally found an opportunity to hold the revenge of the couplet and sneered. "I also take care of the basin water, someone is far worse than the old sow, and the sow has a group of cubs to generate income for the people."

This man really holds a grudge, and I can't wait to slap him three thousand six hundred times with an eye knife, and then spew out the true fire of samadhi to burn his soul away. "What's wrong with me, it's a big deal that after I marry my husband, I will also work hard to increase production, give birth to a nest for my husband, and add Ding to the country."

Qian Lie said: "Just like you, you should be snickering if you can give birth, and you still want to give birth to a litter, and it's almost the same as dreaming." ”

"You, you, you ......" trap, it's a trap. I must not be swayed by him. I must be calm and calm in front of beautiful men with the wind, and I must not destroy my image.

"Forget it, a good woman doesn't fight with the 'marshal', and the little woman has long been willing to bow to the marshal." I emphasized the word marshal in a long and high tone.

The word "marshal" is extremely majestic, but the four of them know that adding the word "canopy" in front of this majestic word is extremely ironic and hilarious.

As soon as Qian Lie pulled back a game, he didn't have time to celebrate with wine, and he was ruthlessly suppressed by the word "marshal".

Looking at Han Xiu and his eldest brother, Hao Hao had no image, and laughed wildly.

The ending couldn't be more obvious, in the second round of the two words, Qian Lie was defeated, and Qin won wildly!!!

I rode like a victorious general, proudly singing "The Song of the Pig" and walked ahead.

Qian Lie followed behind like a defeated rooster with his head down, Qian Qiu burst into laughter and caught up, patted him on the shoulder, and signaled him to mourn and change.

With quirky tunes, funny lyrics, and a good voice, "Song of the Pig" was sung by me very pleasantly.

Pig! You have two holes in your nose

When you have a cold, you still have a snot cow cow

Pig! You have dark eyes, and you can't see the edge

Pig! Your ears are so big

I can't hear me scolding you for being stupid

Pig! Your tail is curled and rolled, and it turns out that you can't do without it when you run and jump~~~

Pig head, pig brain, pig body, pig tail (yi) bar

A good doll who has never been a picky eater sleeps until after three strokes of sun exposure every day

Never brush your teeth and never fight

Pig! Your belly is so bulging

At first glance, you can tell that you can't stand the suffering of life

Pig! Your skin is so white

In his previous life, he must have invested in a rich and noble family

Oh~~~ Legend has it that your ancestors had eight nail rakes

The fortune teller said that he hit the peach blossom

When I see a beautiful girl, I giggle

I won't blush and I'll not be afraid~~~

Pig head, pig brain, pig body, pig tail (yi) bar

A good doll who has never been a picky eater

Sleep until three strokes in the sun every day

Never brush your teeth and never fight~~~ Legend has it that your ancestors had an eight-nail rake

The fortune teller said that he hit the peach blossom

When I see a beautiful girl, I giggle

Won't blush, won't be afraid, you miss her so much, ahem, huh

(Due to Lan Qianqiu and Lan Qianlie's private interview, the names of the two of them were temporarily replaced by the pseudonyms Qian Qiu and Qian Lie before their identities were officially revealed)!

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