The second kiss lasted less than 1 second, but the impact was not small at all.

Liu Yi sat in a daze for a long time, picked up the beer on the coffee table and drank the remaining half of the beer, got up and went to the refrigerator to get a few listens, looked for the real snacks, and finally pried open the canned tuna of tofu.

"It's delicious." Liu Yi picked up a piece of tuna meat with his hand and stuffed it into his mouth, and pouted his fingers. No wonder the dead dog liked it, it tasted good.

Liu Yi suddenly realized that he was a little jealous of tofu. Eat and drink well every day, eat whoever you want to eat tofu, and what makes people even more angry is that the people who are eaten tofu don't feel that they are being eaten tofu.

"I don't know what good things I did in my previous life...... it doesn't seem right to think like this, if I really did good things in my previous life, it won't be reincarnated as a dog. Liu Yi suddenly didn't envy it again, he was a person, why was he angry with a dog.

After drinking the beer three times, my mind finally stabilized a little. Liu Yi curled up on the sand and closed his eyes, but he just couldn't sleep.

He couldn't understand why things had turned out the way they were, could it be that his personal charm had suddenly become greater?

A month ago, he was still a **silk man who wanted to kiss and could only kiss the poster. A month later, he was able to kiss two members of Girls' Generation in a row. Could it be that the pie falling from the sky this month smashed on his head?

Liu Yi didn't hate Tiffany, but in the face of her initiative, he still found it difficult to accept. Especially tonight's kiss, which made him very uncomfortable. The first kiss, even if Tiffany said something like that, he didn't feel that way. Because even if kissing is her stress-relieving habit, at least she knows who she is kissing with.

But this second kiss, looking at Tiffany's appearance, clearly thinks of herself as Nikun. Liu Yi's uncomfortable feeling is that he is being treated as a substitute.

Liu Yi is really slow in terms of feelings, so he went to study psychology. Psychology did not save him from sluggishness, but it did give him the ability to perceive hindsight. There were some things that he might not have understood at the time, but if he thought about it, he would still understand. And when he was a counselor, he did deal with 300 girls, and Tiffany's situation was also encountered.

Tiffany's case is a classic psychological substitution. She wanted to forget about Nikun, so she chose him as a replacement. The end of the substitute is a tragedy, because the substitute is the substitute, and when the next genuine product arrives, or the last genuine product is repaired, the only destination of the substitute is the trash can.

Because there is a 'one' in his name, Liu Yi didn't want to be the second since he was a child. Being treated as a substitute for this situation, he instinctively repels it. In the face of Tiffany's 'playing' emotional game, he really doesn't want to play.

But if you just say what you think, Tiffany will definitely get hurt. Now her feelings are in a mess, and he really can't do such a cruel thing.

Time slipped away in cranky thoughts, the canned food was finished, the beer was drunk, Liu Yi looked at the wall clock in a daze, it was already half past three in the morning.

Liu Yi yawned, grabbed two pillows and put them under his neck, and closed his eyes to sleep.

He's already figured it out.

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When there was no announcement, among the nine people of Girls' Generation, except for Seo Hyun, no one would get up early. So when Liu Yi woke up, everyone else was sleeping except for Xu Xian.

Liu Yi was woken up by the licking of tofu, and with the master by his side, the tofu was also bold, and when he saw that Liu Yi actually ate its can, he immediately slapped Liu Yi in the face, making him saliva all over his face.

Liu Yi reflexively pinched Tofu's neck, but when he saw Xu Xian with an angry face, he immediately turned into a hug, hugging Tofu with a smile on his face.

"Naughty, little thing." Liu Yi grinned with six teeth and scratched the hair on the back of his neck with tofu. Tofu only felt as if he had a knife hanging from his neck, and his hair stood up.

"Brother-in-law Liu Yi, can't you be kind to my tofu?" Xu Xian called the tofu over, helped it smooth its hair, and said to Liu Yi angrily. She is not stupid, looking at Liu Yi's appearance, you know that he still doesn't like tofu.

"Of course, we're brothers." Liu Yi dragged two pieces of paper and wiped his face, rubbed it vigorously, and sobered up a little.

"Clean up the garbage on the coffee table, I'll wash my face, and let's cook together." Liu Yi glanced at the tofu 'kindly' and walked to the bathroom.

Tofu lay on the ground and didn't move, and when Liu Yi entered the bathroom, he immediately jumped up and screamed twice. Liu Yi's coughing sound came from the bathroom, and Tofu immediately lay down honestly, as if the dog he barked just now was not it.

Xu Xian took a plastic bag to get the garbage on the coffee table in, and when he saw the appearance of tofu, he couldn't help but persuade: "Isn't it okay to be honest?" You can't beat him. ”

Tofu suddenly felt humiliated in his pride, snorted, and curled up in a ball.

Breakfast is preserved egg and lean porridge, yesterday I promised Sunny to make it for her, and I must make it today. Liu Yi was used to spoiling Sunny, but he hadn't noticed it yet.

Xu Xian looked at Liu Yi's methodical cooking method, and was very envious in his heart. This kind of well-organized way of doing things is exactly what she yearns for, and she is also like this when she cooks, but there will always be mistakes, and she can't do Liu Yi like this.

The porridge was already cooked, and Liu Yi was lying on his back on the sand, yawning incessantly.

"Brother-in-law Liu Yi, are you really thirty-eight years old?" Xu Xian asked suddenly.

"How is that possible?" After only sleeping for two hours, Liu Yi was a little mentally out of his body. "I'm just talking about it, you shouldn't really think about it, right?"

"No, I just think you're too powerful, so young."

"What do you mean?" The first thing that came to Liu Yi's mind was kissing two members of Girls' Generation one day, and he felt that this was a great achievement in his life. At least when he was writing in the journal Science, he didn't dare to think about it.

"Both academics and careers." Xu Xian seemed to have suddenly become a little expert in sycophancy, and said with complete admiration: "Brother-in-law, how did you do it?" ”

"Yo, you're called brother-in-law, aren't you called Liu Yi's brother-in-law?" Liu Yi immediately grasped the 'language disease' in Xu Xian's words and said teasingly.

"It's my brother-in-law. Brother-in-law, do you teach me well. I want to be like you, too, but I can't do it well. Xu Xian said slightly coquettishly.

Liu Yi glanced at Xu Xian unexpectedly and was very surprised. Xu Xian has really grown up, and he will use coquettishness to beg people.

Liu Yi suddenly had a naughty mind, and suddenly became a lot more energetic, sat up straight, and looked at Xu Xian seriously.

"Do you really want to learn?"

Xu Xian nodded immediately.

Liu Yi sighed, showed a look of embarrassment, and said, "You are my sister-in-law, so I won't hide it from you." The reason why I am so talented and intelligent is actually because I have opened up the second line of Ren Du. ”

"Ren Du Second Pulse?" Xu Xian was stunned, what is that?

Liu Yi was a little embarrassed when he saw Xu Xian's expression. bragging without considering the background, and people can't understand it for a long time, it's really embarrassing. It is impossible to change the cowhide to blow temporarily, Liu Yihao explained to Xu Xian what is the second pulse of Ren Du. After supplementing the background, Xu Xian finally understood, and said yearningly: "Brother-in-law, you can also teach me to get through the second pulse of Ren Du." ”

Liu Yi shook his head and said, "It's not so easy, when I first apprenticed to learn the arts, the master specially warned me that my internal skills are 'passed on to men but not women', and your request really makes me very embarrassed." ”

Hearing Liu Yi say it so reasonably, Xu Xian believed it even more. When I heard that I couldn't learn, I showed a gloomy look.

Liu Yiqiang couldn't help but laugh, controlled his expression, and said, "But my master is dead, so it's not impossible to pass it on." ”

"Really? Brother-in-law, I beg you, you teach me. Xu Xianyi was so excited that he grabbed Liu Yi's hand.

Liu Yi almost laughed, hurriedly pulled out his hand, and said solemnly: "Okay, who made you my youngest sister-in-law, I'll teach you a trick first." ”

"Okay." Xu Xian said obediently.

"Do it with me, calm down, and hold Yuan Shouyi." Liu Yi sat cross-legged with his hands on his chest, as if holding a ball.

Seo Hyun immediately complied.

"Three flowers gather at the top, and five qi are in the yuan." Liu raised his hands above his head, palms up.

Xu Xian watched Liu Yi's movements and suddenly remembered something. In the kung fu movies I watched when I was a child, those heroes practiced their internal skills like this. Xu Xian immediately realized that no wonder his brother-in-law fought so badly, it turned out that he had practiced. Thinking about it this way, Xu Xian became more confident in Liu Yi's 'internal strength', and studied meticulously.

"Alright. Now put your hands down. Hold the first pose for five breaths, then do the second pose, one breath and then back to the first pose, and so on for a group of ten times. This is the first form, which is mainly to eliminate distracting thoughts, which is also known as meditation. Meditation is the foundation of the internal strength of the discipline, and it requires a certain amount of patience, if you can't even do this, then there is no need to learn the rest of it. "Liu Yi is making it up, he is riding a tiger now, if he sues Xu Xian that these are all jokes, she will definitely be angry.

"Do I need to close my eyes?" Xu Xian asked seriously.

"Of course you have to close your eyes, otherwise how can you call meditation?"

Xu Xian smiled embarrassedly and immediately closed his eyes. According to what I just learned, I hugged Motoshoichi and began to meditate.

Liu Yi put on a dignified face and slipped into the study to play games with his hands behind his back.

Tofu saw that the door of the study was closed, and immediately patted Xu Xian with his paws. It's anxious, the master is so stupid, it can't be deceived by the big devil if it goes on like this.

"Ah, Xu Tofu, Ernie is meditating, you touch me again and I won't have anything to eat today!"

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