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"This ...... Brother Mo Yan, can you tell me where the magnifying glass in your jacket pocket just now, as well as the crutches and pipe you are holding in your left hand, came from? ”
Although he knew that this question touched the privacy of the other party's reluctance to speak, the curiosity in his heart really made Zhou Anwu unbearable, and he lifted the 'makeup form' to the side with a curious face, ignoring Mo Yan's 'you are very annoying' gaze, and asked directly, and this question immediately attracted the attention of several unknown people next to him, and it seemed that they were also surprised by Mo Yan's transcendent makeup technique.
"If I sue you, then what is the use of my makeup skills, no matter how mysterious things are, once someone knows the mystery, it will be reduced to a stall that everyone can get their hands on, just like the magic of a magician, so explain it." Mo Yan glanced at Zhou Anwu, whose eyes were full of curiosity, and replied with a sentence that made him look embarrassed, and the others were immediately embarrassed to ask directly.
"I see, a mysterious thing, let it continue to be mysterious." Zhou Anqi's words suddenly made Mo Yan nod appreciatively with an expression of 'children can be taught', and then ignored the thinking eyes of everyone, took out a bamboo skewer and began to string chicken wings, and then put them on the red-hot charcoal fire to roast.
Chen Jiachen took his curious eyes off Mo Yan and thought intently in his heart, as one of the few magicians in the world, and his strength can also be ranked in the top ten fire magicians, he thinks that he has seen countless killers' wonderful makeup skills, but he dares to guarantee that Mo Yan's makeup skills that turned himself into a little Lori just now, the makeup skills he has seen on those killers in the past are simply weak.
So it is impossible to say that he doesn't have any curiosity about Mo Yan at the moment in his heart, but it is impossible for him to ask the other party in person how you did it. Because he knew that asking was also asking in vain, and it was absolutely impossible for the other party to sue him, but gradually he discovered a strange thing.
That is Tang Yu and Long Aotian, who don't seem to be surprised at all by Mo Yan's makeup skills, and when they saw that everyone was fascinated by that Sherlock Holmes-like little Lori, they even turned around and covered their mouths and snickered. The sixth sense in Chen Jiachen's heart told him that these two people definitely knew something, so he wanted to know something from these two people.
Just as he was thinking about how to pry open the mouths of these two people, the aroma of the barbecue wafting from the companion next to him suddenly aroused the cravings in his body, and he didn't care too much, picked up a bamboo skewer and began to skewer the beef, ready to roast a few skewers for himself to satisfy his hunger.
At this time, Mo Yan solved a chicken wing, and roasted himself a string of peculiar meat vegetarian barbecue, what is called meat vegetarian, that is, the top of the bamboo skewer in his hand is a piece of beef, but the bottom has become a broccoli. Then it became a slice of lamb, then broccoli, then pork belly, and finally broccoli.
This is Mo Yan's roasted, three broccoli and beef and mutton pork belly are all three kinds of meat, when he opened his mouth to eat with various sauces, Tang Yu's head suddenly came over like lightning, opened his mouth and bit the top beef and ripped it off the bamboo skewer. The mouth chewed quickly and swallowed.
"What are you doing!?" Seeing that Tang Yu suddenly came over and opened his mouth to eat the largest piece of beef at the top, Mo Yan was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly waved the barbecue with a missing piece of beef in his hand and yelled at him. Who knew that after Tang Yu stole other people's achievements, he actually looked shameless and proud, nodded his head and said: "Not bad, it's very good, my behavior just now is actually understandable, I'm just a friend to taste Xiaoyanzi's craftsmanship." Very nice baking~"
Reach out and don't hit the smiling person...... Seeing Tang Yu smiling with a sunny face and giving himself a thumbs up, Mo Yan glanced at him speechlessly, sat down and began to eat broccoli, but just as he ate the broccoli and was about to open his mouth to bite off the mutton in the middle, Tang Yu leaned over his head and opened his mouth like lightning...... Bite off the lamb and chew it quickly!
"I think you're trying to die, right!?" No matter how stupid Mo Yan was, he could see that Tang Yu was stealing food at all. Suddenly angry in his heart, Huo Ran stood up, opened his mouth and ate the remaining two broccoli and pork belly together, then threw the bamboo skewers into the big bag that Long Aotian had prepared for garbage, twisted the joints of his hands and walked towards Tang Yu.
"Xiao Yanzi, you have to be calm and calm! Take a deep breath and remember the phrase 'impulse is the devil'. Seeing that his act of stealing food was recognized, Tang Yu stood up in a panic and put his hands in front of him, and whispered to Mo Yan in a persuasive tone of 'don't be impatient', and at the same time didn't forget to take a deep breath first.
"It's okay, I'm not going to hit you." Mo Yan smiled at Tang Yu ruthlessly, looked around under the other party's throat saliva, and finally focused his attention on the bag of white flowers or raw fat pork belly, his eyes suddenly lit up, he walked quickly to the bag of pork belly and squatted down, turned his head to Tang Yu who had a drop of cold sweat on his forehead behind him and said: "I know that you like to eat meat, then I will let you eat enough, and I will personally feed you!" ”
Under Tang Yu's frightened gaze, Mo Yan didn't care about the greasy on the pork belly, stretched out his right hand and grabbed a handful directly from the bag, then turned around and walked briskly towards Tang Yu...... In fact, the expression of 'each sweeps the snow in front of each house, and doesn't care about the frost on the tiles of others'.
"Long Aotian! Xiang Pengjun and Liu Bei, hurry up and come over to persuade Mo Yan! Tang Yu had no choice but to find a helper in a hurry, but who knew that the three guys actually lowered their heads and looked at their barbecue intently, without even looking at him, Tang Yu almost didn't want to kneel directly and beg for mercy in a hurry.
If it was in the past, Tang Yu might have a way to stop Mo Yan, but now...... He thought that even if there were ten more of them, he would not be the opponent of the 'Black Light Virus Prototype', and the other party was a figure who could carry a tank and fight a plane with his bare hands.
"Ya Bang babble! Woooooo Tang Yu didn't even have a chance to make a move, so Mo Yan put it down on the ground, grabbed a handful of white flowers and raw pork belly in his right hand and stuffed it into his mouth.
The fat is like a plastic glue-like taste, and as soon as the pork belly touched Tang Yu's tongue, it directly made him regurgitate and his body reflexively vomited, but unfortunately Mo Yan's tough posture made him unable to vomit, and Mo Yan didn't have the slightest idea of moderation, so he just stuffed all the pork belly in his hand into his mouth.
"Look what I found~" When he was halfway through, Mo Yan put one of the pieces of pork belly in front of Tang Yu's eyes to show him, only to see that there was a small protrusion in the middle of the piece of pork belly, and after a closer look, he found that it was actually the part of the pig's milk [beep] head, which made Tang Yu let out a bigger 'woo woo! The sound of struggle, but unfortunately under the suppression of Mo Yan's non-human arm strength, it could only be in vain.
Finally, after spending a little time, Mo Yan stuffed all the pork belly in his right hand into Tang Yu's mouth, in order to prevent the other party from spitting it out, Mo Yan specially grabbed his mouth with both hands to prevent it from opening, and shouted in a threatening voice: "Swallow it all for me, in this case, maybe I can forgive you for stealing my barbecue just now." ”
In line with the idea that people have to bow their heads under the eaves, Tang Yu had no choice but to chew the pork belly full of greasy nausea in his mouth with tears in his eyes, and swallowed it completely little by little, seeing that the other party was so cooperative, Mo Yan nodded, then let go of his restraints, patted the other party's cheek and said: "Not bad, not bad, classmate Tang Yu~ Then I will forgive you for stealing food just now." ”
"It's the first time I've eaten a barbecue that punishes such a price." He cursed in a low voice at the back of Mo Yan leaving, and the nausea in his stomach still hadn't disappeared, so he covered his mouth and looked around and found that there was a big green trash can not far away, so he immediately got up and ran over there, his right hand protruded his index finger and used the technique of deep [beep] throat to cause himself to vomit in a range, and then vomited all the pork belly.
"You guy remember me!" Leaving a classic sentence of many villains in hot-blooded anime, Tang Yu actually took out a cup, toothpaste and toothbrush from his schoolbag under the embarrassed gaze of everyone, and came to the clear lake not far away to squat down and start brushing his teeth.
Unexpectedly, this guy came to Qiuyou and even brought a three-piece set for brushing his teeth, which suddenly made many people cover their faces and laugh, and Mo Yan looked at his back, with an expression of 'I'm waiting for you to come to me for revenge', and began to roast corn. (To be continued......)