542 Slow
As soon as Xiao Shiyun's sneaky behavior was discovered, she immediately put on that bitter expression, and pityfully defended in a pitiful whisper: "Brother Yang Yi, you misunderstood, you must have misunderstood, people are not thinking about embezzling your money, I just ...... Keep it for you for the time being, yes, keep it for you for the time being! ”
"Do you believe what you say?!" Yang Yi rolled his eyes.
"Uh......" Xiao Shiyun was a little speechless, she really didn't believe what she said.
Yang Yi continued: "Besides, it's better to keep it in the hotel for me, your way of keeping it is really ...... It's so unique......"
Xiao Shiyun's face turned red, stupid, I'm really stupid, why did I show so many feet, what's wrong with me, a genius with an IQ of more than 200, today? How did IQ become a big zero? It must be that I opened it in the wrong way.
As soon as he thought of this, Xiao Shiyun closed his eyes, and there was a "biu ......" sound in his mouth, and then he opened his eyes and found that there was no change, and he was even more depressed.
Looking at Xiao Shi Yun, who behaved strangely, Yang Yi secretly said in his heart: "We don't understand the world of genius......
However, he was still very arrogant, and said to Xiao Shiyun: "You see how much money you need, just take it, don't say that I ...... the door."
"Really?!" Xiao Shiyun's eyes suddenly lit up again.
Yang Yi nodded noncommittally, and then said to Qin Ying: "You take it too, what we have is money, you can buy whatever you want, you're welcome!" ”
"Cut, nouveau riche behavior!" Qin Ying rolled her eyes, and her inadvertent charm made Yang Yi stunned, this girl still has the potential to be trained!
Xiao Shiyun is really a glutton, she doesn't refuse, she can take as much as she wants, a dozen and a dozen, and in the blink of an eye, her bed is full, a bag of money. The ticket bottomed out in an instant, and this was not the end, Tong Yanmei stretched out her hand again.
"Hey, what are you doing...... Yang Yi asked a little depressedly.
Xiao Shiyun raised his head and blinked, and said very innocently: "Take the money, didn't you say that I can take as much as I want?!" ”
"Yes, I'm right......" Yang Yi continued, "But what are you doing on the bed?!" ”
"Could it be under the bed?!" Xiao Shiyun said that he was very puzzled!
Yang Yi didn't want to say anything, this girl is a genius, we don't understand the world of geniuses, and there is no common language.
After a while, Xiao Shiyun suddenly woke up, and then said with great interest: "Brother Yang Yi, don't you understand why I put my money on the bed?" Hahaha, I want to take a selfie, yes, it's a selfie, hum, and post it in my circle of friends, showing off, showing off my wealth nakedly!! ”
As soon as she said this, the corners of Tong Yanmei's mouth widened, as if she had done something great.
And Yang Yi became more and more depressed, and said: "Your behavior like this will make people misunderstand......"
"Misunderstanding?!"
"yes, people in your circle of friends will think that you have done something unseemly, such as...... Go out and sell it......" Yang Yi hit the nail on the head.
As soon as these words came out, even Qin Ying burst out laughing, Xiao Shiyun was suddenly embarrassed and at a loss, and only after a while did he say hatefully: "Hmph, I'm suddenly not interested......"
"The question you should be solving right now is...... What should I do with so much money, is it difficult for me to carry a sack all day long? It will make people suspicious......" Yang Yi threw out a difficult question.
But isn't it, this is really a tricky thing, so much money, it is not safe to put in the hotel, and it is too cumbersome to carry it on your body.
Xiao Shiyun cut it disdainfully, and looked at Yang Yi with an idiotic gaze: "What a stupid, you can store it in the bank!" ”
"What a fool! Which bank is open for business now?! Yang Yi replied to Xiao Shiyun with the same gaze and tone.
"Yes...... Tong Yan Mei realized how stupid she was just saying, but she was a big heart, and said, "Then understand......"
"No, it's too noticeable during the day!" Yang Yi shook his head, and even Qin Ying nodded thoughtfully, indicating that what Yang Yi said was very right.
The problem came so gently, and the three of them fell into a thought, so much money, it is impossible to carry it with them, so it can only be deposited in the bank or bank card.
The three of them had a heated discussion, overturning one suggestion after another, and in the end, Xiao Shiyun still showed her advantage of more than 200 IQ and solved the problem at once!
Ten minutes later, there was a strange combination in front of the hotel, two pretty beauties, jumping in front, followed by a man carrying two bags of hemp, a little dark at this time, the pedestrians on the road were hurrying, or couldn't help but look at this strange combination twice, all of them secretly said in their hearts: "Those two girls are really beautiful, hey, hey, that beggar, why are you following them!" ”
Although Yang Yi delayed a lot of time in the villa, but don't forget, he rushed over after dark, although it was late in Yunnan, but at this time it was only eleven or twelve o'clock, the real nightlife had just begun, and the vehicles on the road were speeding, and naturally there were some idle young men.
and a bunch of laughing and laughing, dressed up in a particularly hot and eye-catching woman!
Yang Yi silently followed behind Qin Ying and Xiao Shiyun with a sack, secretly comparing the two girls whose butt was more warped, whose ass looked more tacky, and whose was more elastic!
There is no doubt that in terms of stiffness and flexibility, Qin Ying killed Xiao Shiyun in seconds, after all, the former is a person who has practiced martial arts for many years, as for the feel, Yang Yi thought to himself: I haven't touched it, I can't give an accurate answer!
Most of the pedestrians on the road are those fancy men who have nowhere to vent their energy, one by one with a hairstyle to kill Matt, wearing a big vest, jeans with big holes and small holes, one by one who thinks they are handsome, squatting under the street lamp on the side of the road, holding a cigarette in their mouths, every girl who passes, there will always be a burst of whistles!
For a ninety beauty like Qin Ying, no matter where she is, it is particularly eye-catching, so although the street lights are dim, those sharp-eyed ruffians still found this delicate rose hidden in the night.
A handful of about seven or eight men squatting on the side of the road drinking beer were like wolves watching the three people who were walking slowly!
"Boss, look at it, good goods are coming...... "One of the little yellow hairs drooled from his mouth and whispered to the man next to him who was squinting and smoking, wearing a vest and a dragon tattooed on his shoulder.
The tattooed man glanced at Xiao Huangmao, as if to blame him for not having any concentration at all, and scolded: "Aren't they just two women?" Do you need to be so excited? Who of us brothers has never seen a woman? Who hasn't tasted a woman?! ”
"No, boss, those two girls are so beautiful, especially the girl in jeans, I've never seen such a beautiful duck in my life, and the baby-faced girl is also very good, but it's much better than the nightclub girl we hooked up with......" Little Yellow Mao said urgently.
The tattooed man frowned, looked fixedly, only saw two outlines, failed to see the appearance of the two girls, and couldn't help but say depressedly: "Duck, why are your eyes so good?" Why didn't I see what it looked like?! ”
"Huh?" Little Yellow Mao looked at his boss in shock, and said strangely, "Big brother, you can't have night blindness, right?!" ”
"What is night blindness?!"
"It's just that I can't see things clearly at night!"
"Fart, boss, I have good eyes, yes, I saw it, it's two women, no, it's three women, well, the girl in the back looks good......" The tattooed man looked obscene and said matter-of-factly.
Xiao Huangmao's face is weak, the boss is really dead to save face, night blindness is night blindness, just eat some cod liver oil, why do you have to slap your swollen face and become fat, the one in the back is obviously a man!
The tattooed man didn't know that he had a big mess, he looked at the person himself, about twenty or thirty meters, and finally saw it clearly, he was instantly shocked, the little brother under the crotch jumped restlessly, the tattooed man seemed to get some kind of signal, and said to his brothers: "Made, I have a crush on that woman, yes, it's the most beautiful one that the duck just said, on, see if you can hook up!" ”
These people aren't the kind of people who are fine-minded. The guy who is desperate for everything, the real bastard will not squat on the road to hunt for beauty, this is just some guys who think they are awesome, but in fact they are very miserable.
In the eyes of the real bigwigs, this is very unpopular, and it is very smearing the gangster industry, since it is a mixed society, it must be a business! What kind of business is squatting on the road all day?!
So the tattooed men know that they can't get into the stream, they know that there is no power behind them, and no one can stand up for themselves, so if they want to survive, they can only be cautious and never provoke others, so what they say about hooking up is a simple pickup!
If the conversation is successful, then march towards the purpose of the date, if it is not successful, then let the girl go, and it will definitely not be stalked and annoying!
Qin Ying and Xiao Shiyun slowly walked up to them, and Xiao Huangmao volunteered to rush over, and did not forget to say: "Two sisters go slowly!" ”
Rushing out coldly, Qin Ying and Xiao Shiyun had to stop, looking at the guy in front of them, Xiao Shiyun tilted his head in confusion, and asked suspiciously: "Is there something wrong?!" ”
"What, little sister, I think you're familiar, haven't we met somewhere?!" Little Yellow Fur used the most old-fashioned moves.
He originally had a lot of ways to talk to him, which was also tempered by hooking up with his sister all day long, but these moves had to be gradual, so he opened a scene in such an old-fashioned way.
It's just that he met two girls who had been in the army for some time and were completely away from the city, so ...... Xiao Shiyun was very happy and said, "Yes, yes?" Do you know me? Could it really be that we've seen it somewhere?! ”
Damn, that's all right?! This is taking the bait?! Xiao Huangmao was speechless for a while, feeling that his spring had arrived, and without a trace, he made a smug look at the brothers in the distance that they couldn't see at all, and Xiao Huangmao then said to Xiao Shiyun: "Yes, I may know you, but I don't remember your name, can you tell me what your name is?!" ”
"My name is Shi Yun...... "Little Shi Yun has a feeling of meeting old acquaintances in a foreign country, so there is nothing to hide.
Xiao Huangmao felt more and more that his big knife could be fought happily today, and he had obvious contrived thoughts on his face, and muttered: "Shi Yun, the name is very familiar, but I can't remember it, oops, where have I seen it......"
"Think about it, we still have something to do......" Xiao Shiyun waved his hand and was about to leave.
"Wait!" Little Yellow Mao suddenly shouted.