"Lend me your hair and count them." Huang Hao pulled Wang Peng back from his memory.

"What are you going to do?"

"If it's the singular, I'll knock her on a stick, and if it's a plural, I'll knock myself on a stick. Huang Hao said seriously.

"Bang dang", Wang Peng's eyes went black for 10 seconds.

"Damn, I'm not Ge You, I'm not Sanmao, when you're done, people don't know where to go." Wang Peng's eyes purred, and he said with a swaying face: "The place below is not so dense, so I took off my pants and counted them." ”

"What if I sue you that I am a "green dragon"? ”

"Bang dang", Wang Peng's eyes went black again for 10 seconds.

"You love" knock "don't knock". Wang Peng's eyes were on fire. It's really not a man, I'm not interested in spending time with a ladyboy, I'm going to find our family Fanfan. After saying that, he slipped away without looking back.

"Don't go, it's boring." Looking at Wang Peng's distant figure, Huang Hao was a little unhappy.

The struggle, the ideological struggle of Yan zhòng, this struggle is even more intense than going to the toilet without a toilet paper, and the wallet is full of hundred-yuan bills, and the struggle of whether to wipe this ass or not.

"Nǎinǎi or something, die just once. If it is done, the uncle will ascend to heaven and make a fortune, but if it doesn't, the uncle will still be a good man after 19 years. Huang Hao gritted his teeth, copied out the invisible wolf tooth stick, and prepared to go to the martial arts competition.

"Step" one step, "step" another step, at this time Huang Hao remembered the theme song of "Red Sorghum": Brother (sister), you boldly go forward Wow, go forward, don't look back......

Excitement, excitement fills the brain, the lover is in front of you, happiness is in front of you, vomiting and selling Gade, surging is a primitive xìng impulse.

10 steps, 9 steps, 8 steps, 7 steps, 6 steps, the heartbeat gradually accelerated, the breathing gradually became short, why do you have that kind of pleasure that is about to moan even when you get close?

Taking a deep breath, Huang Hao closed his eyes.

Come on! Let the pleasure be more intense.

At the moment when he was about to be impulsive, a big hand grabbed Huang Hao's arm.

"Sample, I've been caught now, hehe."

An obscene voice wafted through the air.

"You ......" Huang Hao turned his head angrily, ready to give the other party a stinky face to look at, when he saw the person clearly, he suddenly had no temper, and only roared countless times in his heart: You compensate me for the pleasure, you compensate me for the pleasure.

"How do you put on an idiot face?"

"Hehe, isn't this a person who didn't pay attention and was shocked by Brother Fang's sassy heroic appearance." Huang Hao farted indiscriminately.

"Hehe, you're very good at guerrillas, and you're also very good at putting empty guns. Don't follow Lao Tzu's stinky fart, give me Chen Ting's phone number. ”

"Hehe, this, that or something...... The phone number was written on the phone, and the phone was lost in the bedroom. I'll send it to you another day. ”

"Damn, you can't have something fresh, it's this again, you should be Lao Tzu SB! You can't step into the same river twice, you won't be unaware. ”

"But a person can make the same mistake twice." Huang Hao greeted all the elders of Brother Fang in front of him in his heart.

"Haha," Brother Fang said with a kind face after retracting his pressing attitude. "Let's go, let's drink, we haven't drunk together for a long time, I'm in for a treat."

"It is said that a woman turns her face faster than she turns a book, why is it that this man is also playing with a set of faces." Huang Hao muttered in his heart.

After speaking, Brother Fang couldn't help but pull Huang Hao's arm and walked outside the school, Huang Hao couldn't twist him, so he could only reluctantly look back at the direction where "Guan Zhilin" left, and sighed helplessly.

It turned out that this brother Fang's name was Fangzheng, and he was the vice chairman of the student union of the Institute of Information Technology, and Huang Hao was very taken care of by this senior when he was a freshman. For this unwarranted care, Huang Hao was very puzzled in his heart, once he drank Huang Hao asked carefully, this Brother Fang patted Huang Hao's shoulder and dropped a sentence of the same style: I think the handsome guy is very pleasing to the eye. This made Huang Hao's heart furious, could it be that there was a broken arm mountain in his heart? Frightened, Huang Hao quit the student union not long after, and deliberately kept a safe distance from the people in this "mountain". Unexpectedly, in a high school classmate's reunion, he accidentally ran into this "mountain" man, and he joined the party very unceremoniously. He fell in love with Chen Ting, a high school classmate of Huang Hao, who belonged to the kind of girl who was a little sè. But Chen Ting didn't seem to be interested in him at all, and even refused to exchange phone numbers, and finally Huang Hao became a victim, and he played guerrilla games and Tai Chi with the chairman for a long time, not that Huang Hao was unwilling to give him a phone number, but he was afraid that Chen Ting would not have any good words for him, and that girl might come to trouble herself, and the pressure of Yue Lao was also great. However, Huang Hao is still quite embarrassed to define him as a person in the "mountain".

On a barbecue stand outside the school.

"I've been comfortable lately." Fang Zheng ordered something and ordered a beer, and asked casually.

"Comfort, comfort." Huang Hao hurriedly patted the horse's ass, "Brother Fang is covered, and the little brother is so comfortable that his teeth are up." ”

"I don't like to hear what I say, I don't cover anything." Fang Zheng had a very unhappy expression, and said heroically: "Brothers are together, why are you doing that hypocrisy." I'm also in love with you, so if there's anything going on in the courtyard, just ask. Come, come, drink, drink. ”

Without waiting for Huang Hao to speak, Fang Zheng poured the glass of wine with a grunt, Huang Hao was embarrassed to ink, and also dried up the glass of urine-like yellow liquid in one gulp, and groaned "ah" after drinking.

"I said brother, brother is wholeheartedly devoted to you." Fang Zheng paused, and then said, "If there is anything in the future, big brother, you kid won't help you." ”

"Look at what you said, am I like the kind of person who does not act righteously?" Huang Hao filled the wine of the two of them and said, "Brother Fang, it's just Chen Ting's ......"

"Damn, what kind of woman are brothers mentioning together, looking for you today is to get together and talk. Without saying a word, you lifted it to the woman, punished for drinking, three glasses, and one cup could not be missing. Fang Zhengyi said indignantly.

"Okay, I was wrong, I'll drink."

Huang Hao poured down three glasses of cold beer, the cold liquid flowed down his throat into his stomach, and although the weather was still a little hot, he couldn't help but shiver.

"Okay, that's interesting." Fang Zheng yelled, "It's so refreshing for you, big brother, I'll toast you again." With that, he took another sip of the beer.

Huang Hao didn't shirk either, and he had another cup of stomach.

"He's really not doing it for Chen Ting? Did I really misunderstand him, hey, he is usually very good to me, why do I always use the heart of a villain to spend the belly of a gentleman, ashamed and ashamed. Huang Hao thought in his heart, and threw the ancient sayings of "nothing to do, not jiān is the way" to the clouds.

After the cups and cups, the table was full of beer bottles, and the number of them was counted to no less than 30, so that the men and women next to them swept over the two of them like looking at animals, and the two of them did not take it seriously, and there was a little "welcome" expression on their faces. However, those who pay a little attention will find that there are more than 20 bottles around Huang Hao, and there are only 10 bottles on Fangzheng's side. It's not that our male number one can drink, it's that he is too bold, and Fangzheng finds a gap from time to time to punish three glasses, so he gets this situation.