Chapter 27: Veil Beauty
Since I had a good man Shumo who is necessary for home travel, Chaolu's small life has been very nourishing, and some people have arranged food, clothing, housing and transportation properly.
It's just a shortcoming, it's too stuffy!
You can't get a single sentence back when you talk to him for ten times! Hey, I don't know what happened to Yu Feng Xian and Qinglan? In this ancient world, there was no means of communication, and I couldn't even report peace to them~ "Hey! I'm going to town—"
I said hello to Shumo, and when I saw that the other party ignored him, I had to go out listlessly.
However, Chaolu didn't expect that he was unlucky to this part, and he was poisoned by the guy who was in Baili Liuyun and hadn't solved it, and he actually met someone from Hanging Cloud Villa again, but fortunately, he didn't die It was the bald head who was scolded last time......
I was just about to smear the soles of my feet with oil, but I was seen by those guys.
"That's the man!"
"Chase!"
"Stop—"
Behind him, there was the shouting and scolding of the crowd of people.
In desperation, Chaolu could only turn a deaf ear to those shouts, and just ran wildly through the woods with a breath of air.
Damn, those people aren't martial arts people at all, they're street gangsters, right? Why is it so ghostly......
"Ouch!"
Brainlessly bumped into a passerby.
Rubbing his head, before he could come back to his senses, he was pulled up by a force and ran - "You, what are you doing?!" ”
She was pulled away by this passerby who came out of nowhere with a shocked face, and she couldn't figure out the situation in front of her at all, as if she was the one being chased, right?
"Stinky boy! Stop—"
"Oops, I'm going to be caught up......" Chaolu gasped in fright.
Unexpectedly, this passer-by suddenly pulled her and jumped into a large pit next to her, which was covered with weeds and suspected of setting a trap during hunting.
The man covered Chaolu's mouth and whispered, "Shhh ”
The people of Hanging Cloud Villa scolded and searched for a long time in the same place, but they never found the big pit where Chaolu was hiding......
"They're gone."
At this time, passer-by A stroked his chest and breathed a sigh of relief, supported his knees with his hands and gasped for a while, before he raised his head and looked: "Why are they chasing you?" ”
"They're all badas~"
Chao Lu spread his hands nonchalantly, and then suddenly remembered something and said, "It's none of your business that they chase me, why do you want to run with me?" ”
"Because it looks fun~"
Passerby A stood up straight, but Chaolu was startled by his face.
Damn, is this still a human face?!
What a dirty one! I saw that this man was covered with black mud or something, and his clothes were so dirty that he couldn't look at it, as if he had fallen into a dung pit and rolled around.
"You—Do you want to wash your face or something?" Chaolu couldn't help but take two steps back in disgust.
Who knew that this person actually pulled up one sleeve and wiped it indiscriminately, and his face became even dirtier.
sighed helplessly, then compared the depth of the pit, and said thoughtfully: "This pit is not deep, but it is not easy to climb up!" ”
So he touched his chin and paused, and turned to the passer-by behind him: "That's it, I'll step on your shoulder and climb up first, and then come and pull you!" You, come here, squat! ”
I had to command the dirty passerby to squat down and step on it cautiously......
"Higher, higher......"
Trembling on his shoulder, he had enough to do a few times but still failed.
"Hey!"
In a hurry, Chaolu had no choice but to squat back on the ground, feeling very irritable.
"You want to go up?"
He actually asked such an idiotic question.
Chaolu glared at him fiercely, and asked rhetorically, "Otherwise, what do you think I'm going to do after working so long?" ”
"Hey, you said it earlier~"
He sighed imperceptibly, then grabbed Chaolu's shoulder.
"Wow, ahhhh
Without warning, the body soared into the air.
By the time Chaolu came back to his senses, the two had jumped out of the pit unharmed and fell back to the ground.
"You ......"
I'm so angry that I'm completely speechless - this guy is obviously good at light work, but he hasn't said a word about watching his jokes for so long!
"Where are you going?"
Seeing Chaolu's face turned pale and left, passerby A hurriedly chased after him.
"You care about me—" Gave him an angry look and continued walking.
"By the way," he couldn't shake off like a piece of kraft candy, and he didn't get tired of following all the way, "Do you want to go to my house and sit?" ”
Disdain snorted coldly, and glared at the man viciously: "Where is your home?" ”
"Dragon Tiger Gang."
What?
What is the same name as the underworld in Hong Kong films? A few black lines hung out on the door of Chaolu's head, it seems that this kid is not only sharp enough, but even the high-ranking sect is so domineering??
Passerby A continued to pull Chaolu's sleeve unrelentingly: "To go or not?" Master must be very happy—"
"Well, then~"
I couldn't help but be entangled by him, seeing that it was still early, Chaolu had to nod and agree: "By the way, what's your name?" "You can't always call him a passerby~" My name is Xiaoliu! ”
It's really a simple and easy to remember name~ "What about you?" What is your name? ”
"I—My name is Lu Chao."
Hey, although the other party is just a stupid passer-by, he looks like cannon fodder, but for the sake of insurance, it's better to be careful~ "Oh, it turned out to be Brother Lu~"
Little brother? Ah, by the way, she's really dressed as a man now......
It turned out that the so-called Dragon and Tiger Gang was ...... A ruined temple on the western outskirts of town!
An old man with a group of half-sized imps, dressed in cloth clothes that were so shabby that they couldn't see their original color, patches on top of each other, like ...... Beggars?
So, is this Dragon Tiger Gang actually a beggar gang? Dizzy, the beggars will be the beggars, don't give a name full of Wang Ba's anger to fool people~ "Little sixth brother, who is this guy who is neither male nor female?" A little imp with a sparkling snot on his face tugged at the sleeve of the passer-by's armor.
What the? Not a man or a woman? Chaolu just wanted to get angry, but when he thought that the other party was just a child, hmph, for the sake of you being an ignorant little child, I don't have the same knowledge as you!
"Well, you're actually a beggar, aren't you?" I really don't want to stare at these guys anymore, so I asked with a twitch at the corner of Lu's mouth.
"Ah, how do you know?" The other child, who was as bright as a Fuwa, looked at Chaolu in surprise, and then pulled the corner of the old beggar's clothes, "Grandpa, he's so powerful!" ”
The old beggar rolled his eyes disdainfully with a cigarette gun in his mouth, and said lazily: "Hmph, the beggar gang has no future!" We're the Dragons and Tigers—"
It turns out that there is no Shaolin and Wudang in this world, but there are beggars? I said, uncle, a gang composed of several people named Hanako, if you have to give a lofty name, you can't hide the fact that you are a beggar gang!
"That's right, Master~" Xiao Liu suddenly said happily, "Brother Lu was chased by someone just now and ran away with me, it's really exciting and interesting!" ”
Dizzy, is this person's brain watered? What's so interesting about this!
Staying with this group of guys is simply lowering his IQ, and after chatting for a while, Chaolu felt that his brain was roaring, so he hurriedly found an excuse to say goodbye and left.
"Brother Lu, come and play with me next time!"
Xiao Liu's guy was still holding on to the door frame and looking at him reluctantly, and Zhao Lu glanced back at the face that was so dirty that he couldn't see his original appearance, and flew away.
……
"Shumo! Shumo! ”
As soon as he entered the door, Chaolu shouted and looked around for the figure in white clothes.
"Come on, come on~ Eat hot pot today!"
Throw the big bags of ingredients in your hand on the table, beef, chicken gizzards, mushrooms and all kinds of fresh vegetables, haha, family cooking man, you just rest today and let me show my hand! I can't guarantee other dishes, but this kind of hot pot that can be eaten by casually throwing it in the pot is always done~ Besides, I haven't seen this guy eat for so long, and I have to force him to eat anything today!
Dealing with the ingredients, setting up the cauldron, and boiling hot water were carried out in an orderly manner, and Shumo looked at Chaolu from afar, neither speaking nor coming to help.
"Hot pot, have you eaten it?" Chaolu turned around while busy and asked, could it be that there is no such simple thing as hot pot?
Shu Mo, who was forcibly pulled to the table by Chaolu to sit down, stared at the dishes and chopsticks in front of him without saying a word, and waited for a long time without meaning to pick them up. "Eat," Chaolu stuffed a piece of chicken into his mouth and chewed, and touched the indifferent Shumo with his arm, "It's delicious!" ”
"You can eat it yourself," Shumo said in a flat tone, "I don't need to." ”
It's that rhetoric again! Chaolu frowned and put down his chopsticks: "Seriously, I haven't seen you eat!" You don't want to cultivate and become an immortal, do you? "Although this guy looks like a fairy~" I've eaten. The white robe flickered, and a delicate jade bottle appeared in the slender palm.
"W-What is this?" Protein powder? Nutrient solution?
"Honey."
Damn, do you think you're a little dragon girl? Also honey!
Suddenly remembering something important, he blurted out: "Where did you get the honey?" It won't ......"
Only a crisp whistle was heard, and a black crushed UFO gathered from all directions and appeared over the courtyard, making a creepy "buzzing" sound.
was made by this scene to make his scalp numb, and hurriedly urged the little dragon man who didn't eat the fireworks in the world on the side and said: "Okay, okay~ I know everything, you get these bees away, it's too scary-"
When the bee colony dispersed, Chaolu's hanging little heart was put down, calmed down, and continued to look at Shu Mo with a resolute expression: "How can honey be full?" I don't care, you have to eat! Men should eat more and exercise more, biceps, pecs, abs or something are the most pleasing to the eye~ You can't grow it just by drinking honey like this, hurry up and hurry up~ Eat meat-"
Shumo's fingers trembled a little, and finally he slowly grasped the dishes and chopsticks.
Hurry up, hurry up~ I want to see the beauty, lift your hijab! Anti-Muang North Nose ~ Result......
A certain little dragon male jade stretched out his hand and quickly grabbed a piece of green vegetables with chopsticks, and then sent it into the white yarn with a hanging lid so elegantly......
Brother, you cow! Hope was disappointed, Chaolu looked at the other party speechlessly, thinking that the trick of luring him to eat obviously didn't work, and he had to find another way~