Chapter 13 Bluffing is like farting

After a series of selections, comparisons, and eliminations, a purple sè pillow embroidered with a fat pig pattern finally broke out of the encirclement and lay into Xia Si's arms. Just when Xia Si excitedly stroked the pillow in his arms, Huang Hao seemed to feel the wolf-like smile of the fat pig in the pillow.

The price of the pillow is 60 yuan, when Xia Si was playing with the pillow, Huang Hao picked up the sales order, ran to the cash desk with a smoke, and after a series of simple procedures, Huang Hao walked back awe-inspiringly, as the saying goes: take people with short hands, eat people with short mouths. bought this pillow, and looked at how this girl still ignored the question, thinking about Xia Si's moved tears and excitement, Huang Hao's face was proud.

Imagination is always so beautiful, but ......

"Don't think I'll be grateful if you give me a pillow." Xia Si looked disdainful.

"It's just a little careful, what is it to talk about not being grateful, how vulgar," Huang Hao said with a smile.

"What do you mean by heart? You should have done it, you should have paid for what you did. ”

"What did I do?"

"HMPH, IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOUR DISGUSTING SALIVA THAT STAINED MY CUTE SNOOP, I WOULDN'T HAVE BOUGHT THIS LITTLE PIG."

"However, you dragged me home and put me on your bed, and I didn't mean to."

"I don't care, I won't appreciate it anyway." Xia Si pouted, playing a scoundrel.

"You ......" Thinking that the 60 yuan was lost in the water, and in exchange for a reproach, Huang Hao was depressed for a while.

"You, you, you, what are you? I was so fierce to others just now, and I will hand it over to you as compensation, and I want to eat Pizza Hut, so it's decided. “

"I ......"

Thinking of the first time they met, Xia Si patiently listened to his catharsis, poured food and wine for himself and looked like a confidant woman, and then looked at the girl in front of him who was like a demon girl, Huang Hao rubbed his eyes, and roared very sadly: Illusion, every qiē is an illusion.

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12:30, Pizza Hut Jianghan Road store.

Xia Sizheng was elegantly eating a seafood PIZZA, that look is even more elegant than the average lady, for this kind of lady, Huang Hao at this time did not have a trace of pleasing feeling, just stared blankly at the pizza, sèla, chicken wings, potato grid, pasta, wild mushroom soup on the table, and the hand on the wallet in his pocket trembled slightly.

Xia Si finished eating the second piece of PIZZA, and then put his slender fingers into his mouth and sucked it twice, only to find Huang Hao's dumbfounded expression.

"Why don't you eat?" Xia Si's voice was very gentle.

"I ...... I'm not hungry. Huang Hao squeezed a smile out of his teeth.

"How can you not eat, let's eat a piece of PIZZA." Saying that, Xia Si picked up a piece of PIZZA and sent it over, smiled and said coquettishly: "Ah...... Open your mouth, I'll feed you. ”

When a person is lonely, if he suddenly has a well-prepared care, it is easy to be moved, for example, Huang Hao now, when he saw Xia Si's sweet expression and the PIZZA handed to his mouth, he only felt a heat in his chest, and he was so moved that he was completely distressed by the banknotes that died for the sake of this woman's mouth.

"Sisi, you're so nice." Huang Hao took a bite of PIZZA and said warmly.

"Don't choke, let's take a sip of nǎi oil mushroom soup." As he spoke, he handed Huang Hao another mouthful of soup.

This mouthful of soup made Huang Hao's tears almost burst out.

"Sisi, why are you so good to me?"

"Because you took my SNOOP and gave me a little piggy." Thinking of SNOOP, Xia Si paused and continued, "How did you deal with my SNOOP?" ”

Huang Hao asked this question for a moment, and then a red flower bloomed on his face. Since he put this cute pillow on his butt in Lao Li's class that day, Huang Hao felt that there was a soft thing under his buttocks, which was actually very comfortable, and his head and buttocks needed to be soothed, so Huang Hao shamelessly tied this pillow to his own chair in the dormitory and turned it into something under his buttocks. Of course, in the face of Xia Si's tender gaze at this moment, Huang Hao naturally couldn't tell the truth, if she accidentally annoyed this girl, she really couldn't stand it if she made a scene of tears and PIZZA. Therefore, with a mouth, a panicked person came.

"I put your light blue sè pillow next to my pillow so that I can see it every day, remembering the kindness you brought me home to take me in that night." Huang Hao's face was sincere, and even he was lamenting that his bragging and not playing drafts was like a fart.

"Really?" Xia Si's face turned red like a girl, and her eyes suddenly became watery.

"Yes." Huang Hao nodded, stabilizing his fart.

"I hate it, who told you to put my pillow on the bed, Haohao, you are so cute." Xia Si was coquettish in a snorting voice.

This smacking sound hit his ears, and Huang Hao immediately got goosebumps all over his body, and experienced a meat numb experience for free.

"Ouch, Xiao Haohao, when did you soak such a big beauty, giggle......"

Just when Huang Hao was suffering from this free flesh, a louder and softer voice struck, and the goosebumps on his body disappeared suddenly, and a long-lost cold sweat broke out on his head.

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