After not being able to think of a reason for a while, Catherine quickly gave up, she took out another magic eye elf from the space bag, and said to Ling Mo while connecting: "Master, Master, did I look like I just now?

"Well, that little exclamation was a stroke of genius. ”

"Hehe," Catherine was proud, and then she was indignant: "Master, look, for the sake of your martial arts career, the good disciple is willing to smash the Demon Eye Elf that he bought with more than a thousand gold coins, and you actually lied to her! What's even worse is that you don't give her food after cheating!"

"Keep opening your live broadcast!" Ling Mo said angrily: "I have received my intentions, but the behavior is really redundant, remember to pat the sky more after opening the live broadcast, the phenomenon in the fourth month is very beautiful in the end." ”

"Okay," Catherine responded, patted her cheek, showed a smile, and turned on the camera: "Dear sailors, did you miss me? Don't worry, the anchor didn't have any accidents!

"First!"

"Suddenly the screen went black, and I thought something was wrong!"

"Anchor, the screen in your live broadcast room disappeared all of a sudden, and I thought you were killed!"

"Why is your mouth so stinky in front of you? You're dead! Your whole family is dead!"

"What's going on with the anchor?"

"What's the situation? MONOCULUS is broken?"

"I saw a dark shadow! It can't be a big monster, right?"

"How big is a demonic beast, can it last under Teacher Ling's hands for a minute?"

"Thirty seconds, no more!"

"Water friend's 'the most cute in the world' rewards the anchor with a hell flame! At the same time, leave a message: Anchor, don't scare me! Pay attention to your live broadcast every day, for fear that if you have any accidents, my medicine will be gone!"

"Sailor 'Breaking the Sky' rewards the anchor with two hell flames! At the same time, leave a message: Can that bitch in front of you have a little human flavor?

"Water friend's 'the most cute in the world' rewarded the anchor with three hell flames! At the same time, leave a message: What does the old lady say, you don't care? I only care about the pills after knowing the anchor for a few days? Don't you think it's fake if you care about anything else? The old lady is not as hypocritical as you!"

"Sailor 'Breaking the Sky' rewarded the anchor with four hell flames! At the same time, leave a message: The word hypocrisy is used here? Your Chinese teacher is going to jump into the river in anger!"

“......”

Although I really want to see if the two local tyrants are vindictive, whether they can give themselves gifts according to the equal difference series, Catherine still has a very professional ethics to start a round: "Don't quarrel with the sailors, don't be vindictive, the two local tyrants don't be vindictive, it's all the anchor's fault!" I'm very sorry.,There was a little problem with the live broadcast just now.,Because the anchor is a very economical person.,In order to prolong the service life of the magic eye elf.,After each battle, the phase of the magic eye elf is turned off.,The small pebble blown by the gust of wind just now,Just destroyed the magic eye elf.,Fortunately, the anchor still has a spare!Sorry!"

After Catherine finished speaking, she stuck out her tongue and sold a cute, but few people among the sailors bought it:

"6666666! If the anchor is still new, I might believe it!"

"Don't underestimate the IQ of Meng Xin, is it good? I'm Meng Xin, but I don't believe it. ”

"Anchor, I don't believe you taking boiling water to scald Mimi this time!"

"Don't listen to the nonsense in front of you! Anchor, I'll believe you if you burn Mimi, even if you say the snow is black!"

"The previous nonsense can't focus on real things?"

"In the few minutes when the screen goes black, there must be a big mimi hidden!"

"I smell the smell of yin mao (second sound)!"

"Ask for big hands to popularize science, what does yin mao (two sounds) taste like?"

"The previous focus is wrong! The anchor apologizes insincerely, okay? Isn't it common sense to apologize and show her breasts?"

"No, it's common sense to show your little belly when you apologize!"

"No, no, it's common sense to show your ass when you apologize!"

"Sailor 'Multi-Turret God Sect No. 1 in the World' rewarded the anchor with a Chaos Meteorite! At the same time, he left a message: What is the battle in front of? Why don't you compromise it, wouldn't it be good if it was all exposed?"

"Tuhao, are you sure that is what 'compromise' means?"

"Your Chinese teacher is crying!"

“......”

Catherine exaggeratedly covered her sensitive parts, and said with a smile: "Sailors, don't even think about it! The anchor is a serious technical streamer, relying on technology to eat, I, Catherine, will starve to death! Die outside! Die in the Warcraft rainforest! I will never betray my lust...... Thank you for the reward of the 'No. 1 in the world in the world of the multi-turret god cult'! Thank you to the big guy for rewarding the meal, it's so fragrant!"

After a large barrage of '6666', Catherine restrained the smile on her face, aimed the lens of the magic eye elf at the sky, at those gloomy clouds, and the huge circular void that was extremely eye-catching, and said softly: "Okay water friends, don't make trouble, after all, the anchor's main business is not funny, there are too many big guys in the spoof area who are much better than me, as an anchor in the outdoor adventure section, let's do something related to my old business!"

She sat on a small dirt slope with her knees together, pointed to the redder sky, and said, "I don't know if you can see clearly, but from my point of view, the fourth month in the sky is very oppressive, and it is much brighter than the other months." Moreover, friends who often exercise outdoors should know that when the moon is relatively bright on a night, there are almost no stars in the sky, especially when the three moons are very bright, and nothing can be seen except for a few of the brightest stars, but the fourth month is different, it is obviously so bright, but the stars around it are still so clear, which shows that the distance between the fourth month and the mainland may be very close!"

"I don't know why a star so close and so big is completely undetectable in everyday life, but it is really beautiful! The other moons can see nothing with the naked eye, and with the observation telescope, you can only see potted craters, but in the fourth month, you can see several light-toned vortices flowing slowly on the surface of the stars, as if they were ...... By the way, it's like there are a lot of super-large tornadoes on the surface of April!"

There was collective silence in the barrage for a while, and finally someone complained:

"Anchor, don't describe it, I feel itchy when I hear it, but you bullshit magic eye elf really can't see anything clearly!"

"Agree with the upstairs! Every time I take a screenshot, there is a faint mosaic in the place where the light is strong!"

"Fortunately, I don't have to endure it for long, and soon the anchor will receive the best MONOCULUS elf!

"But by that time the fourth month has also passed, unfortunately!"

“......”

However, Catherine didn't have time to pay attention to these at this time, a thought crossed her mind just now, which made her excited, and she jumped in front of Ling Mo and asked, "Master, Master, I just suddenly thought, is the fourth month a gaseous star?"

"I don't know. ”

"Master, you don't know, tell me!"

"I really don't know. ”

......Catherine returned to the camera depressedly and said, "Master won't tell me, but I really think my guess is very likely! If it's not a gaseous star, and those 'whirlpools' are pieces of land, then their speed is too fast! It's not reasonable at all! Is there a god of astronomy in the barrage? Help me analyze whether my guess is reliable!"

"Do you still have time to do this?" Ling Mo's salty voice came.

Catherine was puzzled: "What's wrong?"

"Look up at the sky," Ling Mo pointed to the huge void, "See? The original incomparably standard circle is already hazy in some places at this time, which means that the fourth month is coming to an end soon! And the first effect it caused is that the temperature has dropped by a huge margin!"

Without Ling Mo explaining, Catherine had already felt that the circle in the sky was gradually shrinking, like an eye of a storm, and the surrounding dark clouds were constantly being sucked into it in a spiral, forming a huge suction vortex, sweeping everything around it, even the dirt on the ground, the smaller gravel was swept into the air, looking at it from afar, the earthy yellow tornado was sweeping through the sky, and the fourth month was looming in the dust, which was spectacular!

The huge wind was howling, the temperature was dropping at a rate of one or two degrees per second, and after a while, transparent ice crystals formed in the air, which were carried by the wind and hit her body, Catherine had to turn on the phasing of the MONOCULUS elf, one arm in front of her face, while looking for a leeward spot, while shouting at the camera: "Many friends who don't go to the wilderness much may not know! When the storm is strong to a certain extent, especially when it is a blizzard! The color of the sky is crimson! Crimson with lilac!" It's not the dark gray of common sense!The stars can also be seen!It's extremely bright! This kind of precious starry sky is not common, take a good screenshot!"

After she finished speaking, she turned the MONOCULUS to the highest resolution, aimed at the fourth moon that was about to disappear in the sky, and prepared to record this beautiful scene, but when she raised her head, she saw a scene beyond imagination:

In the hollow that shrank smaller and smaller, a giant snake with a length of tens of thousands of meters appeared in a hazy way! Its body traversed the sky, and it could only see the head with a hideous horn, but it didn't know where the tail extended.

(Niang Xipi, there are really a lot of blocking words, the author basically doesn't have swear words in the text, and he can't avoid all kinds of shielding, I'm really drunk)