The three of them talked happily, but they didn't realize that they were getting weaker.

Boss Wu knocked on the door and came in. "Congratulations to Gongzi Chu for forming a gentleman's friendship with the two friends! Wu has prepared a thin wine in the Banxian Building, and specially invites three people to sit down, please! ”

Chu Shaoqing got up. "Brother Han, Feng'er, please!"

I looked at Boss Wu's respectful appearance towards Chu Shaoqing, and secretly begged in my heart: His face is really big, but he doesn't know how many numbers he numbers in the secret agent department, it won't be 007 or 008!

"Thanks to the kind invitation of Boss Wu and Brother Chu, I am not very honored with Feng'er. Please! Han Xiu returned the salute.

I picked up the little wolf, and the four of them went downstairs together, went out of the teahouse and crossed the street, and went to the middle street for 30 meters to the Banxianlou restaurant. In this small town, there are not many restaurants, presumably this half-immortal building is the best one, look up, there are three floors, how to look like a bunker sentry. I'm slandered, there is so little traffic here, how much money do you have to lose a year to build such a big restaurant, the court is rich.

Following a few of them approaching the door, they suddenly found that there was a black wooden long card hanging on the left and right pillars under the signboard of this half-immortal building, and it was written on the left: Half lamp, half Ou, half drunk, half awake, stealing half a day's leisure, and half happiness in the world. There is not a word on the top right, this is a missing link.

If people lack people, what does it matter to me? I kept my head down and walked on.

"I saw the bamboo poem on Han Gongzi's folding fan, and admired Miss Qin's good literary talent, Wu Mou's half-immortal building has been open for more than three years, but he has never found a link, Wu is presumptuous, dare to ask Miss Qin if she can help think of a link." Boss Wu said with a smile.

Yes, I knew that this was opened by the imperial court.

said that Boss Wu asked me to help, but to put it bluntly, it was not Chu Shaoqing who instructed him to try my knowledge.

This guy, why do you have so many eyes? Could it be that he is an occupational disease of a secret agent?

Unconsciously, my eyes moved to him, I hadn't noticed it before, this guy was taller than Han Xiu, at least one meter eighty-five, and there was actually a jade flute pinned to his waist, it was really sassy, and he also brought a musical instrument when he was out of tolerance, and he wanted to play with style and soak up beauties? He leaned his back against the pillar, his two slender legs gracefully and handsomely overlapped, shaking his fan, and glaring at me from time to time.

"Did Feng'er take a fancy to my "big and long" jade flute? You can rest assured, absolutely in the middle of the blow and blow. It wasn't enough to hint at it, so he actually put away the fan with a swipe and put it between his legs.

This, this is on the street, although there are not many people on the street, but after all, it is a public place, and it is good to say it, say something that would rather me be in the wrong.

I was so embarrassed that I buried my head and didn't know how to answer, Han Xiu turned around, looked at his flute, and said, "If Feng'er likes the jade flute, I'll give you my one when I go back, it's bigger, longer and whiter than Brother Chu's." ”

When Chu Shaoqing heard Han Xiu say this, the smile on his face suddenly froze, and he opened his mouth and closed it when he looked at Han Xiu.

Repair...... Brother Xiu is really talented. "Hahaha, okay, Feng'er thanked Brother Xiu first." I paused for a moment, and smiled meaningfully at Chu Shaoqing: "Brother Qing, just keep it to yourself and blow it slowly." ”

Boss Wu stood aside, always maintaining his signature smile, without the slightest fluctuation of emotion, so determined! It's completely deaf and deaf, blind and blind.

Under the siege of Brother Xiu, I won a small win over Chu Shaoqing, and my heart was smug, and I hugged the little wolf wolf to Han Xiu, and said, "Please also ask Boss Wu to prepare pen and ink and take down the wooden card." ”

"Someone, pen and ink waiting." Boss Wu personally took down the wooden plaque for me.

I picked up the pen and thought for a while, and wrote: Immortals, immortals, immortals, food, wine, and inviting immortals to drink together, which is better than the heavenly immortals.

Boss Wu secretly exclaimed in his heart when he saw it, he was worthy of being the person that the Shadow King fancied, it was really extraordinary, and he thought that someone had finally come out of it after three years of hard work.

As soon as I put down my pen and straightened up, I saw that it was a father-son relationship and came out of the restaurant.

"Yo, Boss Wu, why are you so happy?" The young man asked.

Boss Wu smiled: "The two Jinshi masters, it's all the couplets of my restaurant, please take a look." ”

The two fathers and sons applauded for a while, and then said to Chu Shaoqing, who was standing next to him: "The son is a good scholar, admire!" ”

The corners of Chu Shaoqing's mouth twitched, and he said, "The two admire the wrong person, and it is this Feng'er girl behind you who is the one who makes this connection." ”

The father and son turned, and the young man took a sharp step back. I know, it's too close, and he's frightened by my yin and yang face.

"Ghost ...... Ghost...... Goblin...... The young man said for a long time, but the word "strange" still didn't come out.

His father's psychological element was a little better, his dilated pupils contracted rapidly, his face turned from red to white, and then from white to blue, and then he helped his frightened pale son to avoid the plague and left.

Sigh, I can't complain about others, who told me to look like this, didn't you? This natural door god face, in addition to being scary and warding off evil spirits, I have no hope for it.

"Feng'er......" Chu Shaoqing heard the young Jinshi's words, and when he saw Feng'er's head quickly lowered, his heart tightened, and his hands were clenched.

I looked up and smiled helplessly. "It doesn't matter."

Boss Wu hung up the wooden sign and led us upstairs quickly.

"Miss Qin, Wu Mou's suitable arrangement is inappropriate, please forgive me, Wu Mou will punish himself three cups first!" As soon as I sat down, Boss Wu raised his wine glass and apologized to me.

I raised my hand and raised my glass. "Boss Wu doesn't have to blame himself, Feng'er is a casual person, and he has always gone his own way and let others say it. Besides, I was born to be shocked, and I can't blame others. ”

When Han Xiu heard Feng'er say this, his heavy heart suddenly brightened. "As long as Feng'er thinks so, I'm relieved. Come and have a toast to our gathering here today! ”

"!"

As soon as I had passed the three rounds of drinking, I heard a noise in the street. A guy came in and whispered a few words to Boss Wu and went out.

Boss Wu's face sank after hearing this, and he arched his hand and said, "Three slow use, Wu will go down and take a look." ”

After Boss Wu went down, the sound on the street became louder and louder, and the little wolf wolf was so frightened that he whined. I stood up and wanted to go to the window to look, but Chu Shaoqing stretched out his hand to stop me. "Feng'er, don't go."

Looking at his expression, I know that these voices are for me. I smiled and said, "Just like me, I'm afraid that others will dare to do something to me, my skin is thicker than the city wall and the forts, they can't break it." ”

Oh buy cakes, my appeal is really strong, I opened the window, and I saw that the streets were full of people, more than in the morning. All of them are carrying knives, forks, sickles, and hoes. The most exaggerated thing is that there is actually a Taoist priest wearing a Taoist robe, wearing a Taoist hat, holding a wooden sword in his hand, and reciting words in his mouth.

In front of the restaurant, more than a dozen guys stood on the adult wall, and the guests were not allowed to enter.

"That's her, that's her! Goblin...... Blame. A man on the street pointed at me with trembling hands. I looked at it, wasn't this the young jinshi who was so scared that I lost his soul? It's good, and you recognize me. It seems that he recovered quite quickly, and in just a while, the three souls and seven spirits were all in place.

Following his fingers, the black heads looked up at me, all of them looking terrified.

I smiled and said, "Everyone, please don't panic, you should have seen the trapdoor god." ”

One sentence overwhelmed the audience, and the noisy street suddenly fell silent, and everyone was stunned, and everyone was surprised.

I continued, "Although I, Qin Suifeng, look sorry for the audience, I am also a living person, and I am always a little more popular than the dead man lying in the coffin." If any of the dead people, men, women, old and young, do not agree, they will jump out of the coffin and compare themselves with me. ”

The person who reacted quickly began to laugh, it is estimated that this Holy Heavenly Dynasty is the only one who compares himself with the dead, Qin Suifeng. The crowd began to whisper to each other.

I struck while the iron was hot, and then said, "Besides, I will neither commit adultery nor plunder, nor steal chickens and dogs, nor kill people for money, nor rob good men, and the fierce and violent beasts are quite harmless compared to the bandits who occupy the mountains and burn and plunder the enemy. ”

More people laughed this time, and gradually put down their weapons and tried to listen to me.

I said again: "Finally, I have little hands and feet with the wind, I can't pick my shoulders, I can't lift my hands, an authentic weak woman, please don't let the dog bite me, and don't spit on me." In addition to being a door god, I can also make a foil for you, with me to give you the bottom, you are all handsome men and beautiful women, even if the wrinkles are deeper than the walnut line, even if the wrinkles are deeper than the walnut line, even if the arms and legs are missing, the big sisters and brothers with slanted eyes and crooked mouths are much more beautiful than me. ”

There was a burst of laughter below, and all the weapons were lowered, and it was good, the alarm was lifted. Under my repeated deception, it did not arouse public resentment, let alone cause riots.

Seeing that the people below hadn't left yet, I said, "It's thundering, it's going to rain, hurry up and go home and collect your clothes!" ”

The black pressed heads looked at the clear sky in unison, the moon wheel hung high, there were no clouds and no wind, they shook their heads, and then scattered in twos and threes.

"Hey, if I can adapt to the situation this day, it would be perfect to sneeze, and everyone in my relationship will take me for a fool."

After finishing speaking, I turned around, only to see Han Xiu and Chu Shaoqing both looking at me dumbfounded.

"Are you stupid too?"

"Feng'er, you are so talented, Qingqing admires it, with your mouth, you can withstand an army."

I looked at Han Xiu, and he nodded in agreement.

Fortunately, they all thought I was normal, and the little wolf greeted the victorious general to the minions, and fluttered on my calves, licking and crawling.

I'm also an MPA anyway, and I'm still passing the trick skills, and I know that I've finally regained a little bit of self-confidence.

After a while, Boss Wu pushed the door in and made a gesture. "Miss Qin, I'm really sorry."

"Boss Wu has tormented me, it's Feng'er who should say I'm sorry, I'm really sorry to scare away your guests and affect your business." I'm talking.

"Where is Miss Qin, if Shicai is not a girl, I don't know how long this group of villagers will be blocked in front of the building." Boss Wu said.

"It's all pure and good, and the people have nothing to do to see the excitement. By the way, does Boss Wu know the pair of Jinshi father and son? ”

"It was Gao Jinshi's father and son, who were promoted together last year, a big family at the end of the street, and they are also quite famous in this area."

"A person who reads, or a Jinshi, is so stupid to be so ignorant of right and wrong, ignorant of reason, and provoke civil unrest!" I drank the wine from my glass angrily.

"Feng'er, don't be angry......" Chu Shaoqing twisted his eyebrows, he would never let go of the father and son.

"An intellectual, the mainstay of society, should do such a ridiculous thing, I really doubt that his fame was obtained by cheating. Brother Xiu, you are not allowed to stop me, I have to teach him a lesson in the way of a literati! "I'm so angry, although I say that I am a traverser, that is, borrowing a corpse to return the soul, but I really can't be angry with Comrade Xiao Gao's approach.

"What does Feng'er want to do?" Han Xiu asked.

"Let's take a look, Boss Wu, borrow pen and ink, and leave now." I got up and said.

"I'll go with you!"

"I'll go with you!"

The two of them actually spoke in unison. When did they have such a tacit understanding?

I nodded, picked up the little wolf, and went downstairs.

Boss Wu led the way in front, and after a while, he arrived outside Gao Jinshi's house. It is indeed a big family, at a glance you know that it is a rich family, red tile high wall, two mighty stone lions are guarding in front of the door, there are two knockers hanging on the tall iron door, and there are faded greeting couplets on both sides of the door.

Left: Father Jinshi, Son Jinshi, Father and Son Jinshi, Right: Mrs. Mother-in-law, Mrs. Daughter-in-law, Mrs. Mother-in-law and Daughter-in-law

As soon as I looked, hum, congratulations, I will report your funeral. I picked up the brush and added a few strokes to the couplet. Hmph, I have to make you angry.

Left: Father enters the earth, son enters the soil, father and son enter the soil together, right: mother-in-law loses her husband, daughter-in-law loses her husband, mother-in-law and daughter-in-law both lose their husbands

When the three of them saw it, they all laughed.

Chu Shaoqing said: "Feng'er, you are really angry, ruthless enough, desperate enough!" ”

Han Xiu said: "Feng'er, if I guessed correctly, even if you didn't have this couplet, you would have a whole pair, right?" ”

"Those who know me, big brother Xiu is also." The corners of my mouth raised, I cheapened you, I wanted to give you a pair, but now it will be done, and I will save a few words.

"Alright, let's go back." I looked at the couplet with satisfaction, and when you saw the couplet, you had to make your face green.

When I turned around, I suddenly thought of something, and I said, "Boss Wu, is this little Jinshi married or not?" ”

Boss Wu said, "Yes, his wife is the daughter of the butcher Zhang. Is the girl going? ”

Since it's on the other side, let's take care of it by the way.

When I came to the door of Butcher Zhang's house, as soon as I saw the door, I "sneered" and smiled, hehe, this house is easier to operate than the one just now.

No, Shanglian: Pigs are as big as a mountain and rats die. Downlink: The wine tank is good for making vinegar jar acid. Horizontal batch: more people are sick and less wealth

"Feng'er, what are you laughing at, this couplet is very good." Han Xiu asked.

"I'm going to make it bad right away." I smiled mysteriously.

I directly added a few dots to the upper and lower lines and the horizontal batches to make it become.

Upper link: Pig raising is as big as a mountain mouse, the head is dead, and the bottom link: The wine vat is good for making vinegar and altar sour. Horizontal batch: more people and less wealth

Chu Shaoqing read it, covered his mouth and desperately controlled himself to laugh.

Han Xiu shook his head and smiled at me. "The wind is so naughty."

Boss Wu saw the couplet, and the corners of his mouth twitched a few times. "The girl is going to be angry with the two families."

I pouted with satisfaction, hum, butcher Zhang, whoever let your daughter ignore your son-in-law deserves to be angry with me!

"Feng'er, let's go, someone is coming." Han Xiu reminded.

The four of us pretended to be shopping, and left the end of the street as if nothing had happened, and as soon as we returned to the restaurant, I, Han Xiu, and Chu Shaoqing burst out laughing uncontrollably. This breath is smooth and cool!!

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