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Something must have gone wrong, maybe the way I got up this morning was wrong. Lin Bai looked at the iceberg beauty and felt straight in his heart, this thing looks very much like Jiajia, and he doesn't need to eat "plump, breast, fat, buttocks" anymore, but what's going on with this face? Where did the mother Sang who used to accompany people with smiling faces every day and be careful go? This ice-cube-shaped face sells parallel mobile phones? Don't scare the customers away.

Carefully study her face, there is almost no cosmetics on it, it is as beautiful and natural as Qianqian, the only difference is that Qianqian's face makes people feel warm, but her face makes people feel cold and rejects people thousands of miles away.

Lin Bai stood up, put down the bowl in his hand, and hummed: "Don't worry, this woman is indifferent on the outside, but she is as passionate as fire on the inside, I'm sure she is very easy to get along with, I don't believe that brother will go and show you 'warm communication with new neighbors'." ”

After the remarked, Lin Bai stood up arrogantly and swaggered across the street, a large group of women behind him stretched their necks and waited to watch him perform.

Standing in front of the iceberg beauty, Lin Bai smiled and said: "Hello, I am the owner of Xiaobai's computer repair opposite, named Lin Bai, and I will do business on the street in the future, we have to get along well." After saying that, he blinked and winked.

"Ye Qing." The iceberg beauty coldly reported her name, ignored Lin Bai's eyes, glanced at the computer repair shop across the street, and saw that under the clear sky, there was a group of women sitting at the door of the store scalding hot pot. ”

Lin Bai thought to himself: Pretend, you will pretend hard. But he smiled and said: "If you have a fake computer repair shop, if there is a problem with your computer, just bring it over for repair." ”

The iceberg beauty frowned and said: "No matter how I look at it, I think your store looks like a beauty beauty, is it that at night, it will remove the signboard of computer maintenance and replace it with the signboard of 'Xiaobai Beauty Beauty', the store turns on the pink light, and those women all change into red and green clothes and start soliciting customers." You are too unsophisticated, there is an eleven or twelve-year-old girl in it, using underage girls to do that kind of business, beware of being sent by God. What are the two men standing next to them, who are five big and three thick like bodyguards? The thug who showed you the field? ”

After speaking, he sighed coldly: "What kind of sin have I created, it is really unfortunate that I have to go door-to-door with a beauty salon to do a small business." ”

"Poof!" Lin Bai squirted out a piece of hairy belly that he had just eaten.

"Poof!" The girls across the street squirted out something in their mouths together. There are fish balls, shiitake mushrooms, and ham sausages of kings.

A murderous aura rose from the female killer's body: "I dare to say that I am a beauty beauty, I am really looking for death." ”

Fierce Lori angrily raised the chainsaw: "It's not right to say that I'm a minor doing that kind of business based on subjective speculation, a perfect program should be tested repeatedly, with the right prerequisites, in order to give the correct result value, and the broken program that draws conclusions when the conditions are not clear must be corrected......"

The flat-chested policewoman pulled out her pistol and checked the bullets inside: "I am a glorious people's policeman, and I actually said that I am a young lady, and I will arrest her for defamation and imprison her for a month." ”

Qianqian blushed and didn't speak, but the female demon king laughed and didn't care at all.

A thief shouts to catch a thief? You can't just disdain this business without doing beauty yourself. Lin Bai approached the iceberg beauty in a cold sweat, and said in a low voice: "Sister Jiajia, stop playing, you have gone too far, the woman opposite is going to come over and kill someone." ”

"Jiajia?" The iceberg beauty snorted coldly: "I don't know any Jiajia, my name is Ye Qing, what are you doing so close?" If I get closer, I'll call the police. ”

"Okay, you're not Jiajia, I said Sister Ye Qing, really don't play!"

"Hey, the police department? There is a man here who pesters me and calls me sister familiarly, and he is not a good person at first glance, so please send a few people to arrest him. "The iceberg beauty actually called the police, Lin Bai was startled, so amazing? Isn't this Jiajia, I recognized the wrong person?

"No need to call the police, I am." The flat-chested policewoman appeared in front of the iceberg beauty, showed her police ID card, grabbed Lin Bai's shoulders, and dragged him back to the door.

Everyone stared at Lin Bai's face: "This is what you said about indifference on the outside, enthusiasm on the inside, and easy to get along with?" Where did the warm exchange with the neighbors go? ”

Lin Bai covered his face with his hands: "Okay, I was wrong, the wrong way to get up, when I get up from sleep, it will definitely be different." ”

The next day, Lin Bai got up early in the morning, opened the roller shutter door, and a touch of golden sunlight hung down obliquely, today is a sunny day, the temperature is definitely higher than yesterday, maybe it will break through 3o degrees, he is wearing a short-sleeved T-shirt and fat shorts, which looks even more immodest than the flower shirt of the Jinzhu Gang.

Looking at the opposite street, I saw that the store opposite had already hung up the signboard, and the illiterate people in the old street, the shop of the iceberg beauty took a very horizontal name called "a piece of ice heart", under the four words of the bucket, with very small words written "mobile phone store" three small characters. This sign is too inconsistent with the style of the old street, which fully shows that the owner is a young man.

Aunt Qin's hot pot, the old woman's rice noodles, and Xiaobai's computer maintenance said that they are not all the way to "a piece of ice heart".

Lin Bai began to suspect that the way he got up today was wrong, it was a mobile phone store, it should have been opened by Jiajia, but how did it change from appearance to soul?

The mobile phone store is even open, it only took a day to decorate, just whitewash the walls and set up the counter, it can already be opened for business, the storefront on the old street is not as good as the main street, there is no need to decorate it soundingly, even if the owner is a young man, he will feel that such decoration is enough.

Lin Bai stretched out his hand to the female demon king who had just gotten up and went downstairs: "Give money, I'm going to buy a mobile phone." ”

The female demon king grinned and said, "You were repaired by her only yesterday. Going to take care of her business today, it seems that something is wrong. ”

"I promised Jiajia to be the first customer in her store. Manly man, talking counts. ”

"But that person is not Jiajia, she is Ye Qing." The female demon king grinned and hung Lin Bai's neck: "What are you doing with her?" Instead of ignoring a woman who doesn't know the so-called, it is better to kiss his wife crookedly, and we have to exchange feelings occasionally. ”

"Neurotic, as soon as I reach out to communicate feelings, I will be bound up by black chains, so I don't fall for it. Give the money quickly, I'm going to go to that store and buy a phone anyway. ”

The female demon king took out 10,000 yuan and put it in Lin Bai's hand: "You should also buy a better mobile phone and bring it to your body to charge the façade, every time you find a Nokia 825o, it makes this king, a wife, feel embarrassed." ”

"You're not my wife." Lin Bai snorted and walked to the opposite street with the money.

It is said that it is easy to get leukemia after staying in this kind of house for a long time, fortunately, the façade is different from ordinary housing, the door is very large, the house is ventilated enough, the smell will disperse relatively quickly, it will be gone in ten days, and it is impossible to smell leukemia.

The iceberg beauty sat behind a glass counter, the glass window was full of all kinds of mobile phones, Lin Bai couldn't recognize whether these mobile phones were licensed or parallel goods, thinking that they were mainly parallel goods, but there were also a small number of licensed goods, and there were some things to fill the façade when encountering temporary inspections.

Sensing that someone had entered the store, the iceberg beauty stood up with a professional smile on her face, but when she saw that it was Lin Bai, she changed back to a cold face: "You're here again?" I took a closer look last night, your store is indeed not a beauty salon, there is no red light at night, and those girls did not come out to solicit customers, it can be seen that I wronged you, for which I apologize. But I have no intention of being friends with you, so please don't come to harass me in the future. ”

Lin Bai is now even more unsure about whether this woman is Jiajia, but this does not prevent him from fulfilling his promise, saying that if he wants to be the first customer of this store, he must do it: "I'm here to buy a mobile phone, you won't even rush out of the customer, right?" ”

So the face of the iceberg beauty showed a professional smile again: "It turned out to be a customer, then it's another matter, please look at it casually, I recommend this Shanxing mobile phone to you, 4.3-inch large screen, dual-core processor, first-class performance, 5oo million pixel camera first-class definition, can take a good picture, as long as 1ooo yuan." ”

Lin Bai covered his face with his hands, this iceberg beauty is a liar, definitely a liar, it is rare to have a serious face, in fact, she is still a vixen, and none of what she said just now is reliable: "I said...... Can 4.3 inches be called a large screen? Dual-core processors dare to call performance first-class? A 5oo megapixel camera to take a food basket? I don't read much, you can bluff me with a poem like 'a piece of ice heart', but after all, I'm a computer repairer, and I still know a little bit about technology products, and that kind of broken thing is worth 1ooo? ”

Lin Bai flattened his mouth and said: "I want a large-screen mobile phone of more than 5.5 inches, with a processor of more than four cores, preferably eight cores, and a camera of at least 13oo million pixels, otherwise it is hands-free." ”

A look of suspicion flashed on the face of the iceberg beauty: "The configuration you ask for will be very expensive, and you can't get it without three or four thousand." His eyes swept over Lin Bai's torn T-shirt and torn shorts, and the look of the hanging boy Lang as a diao silk to take off: "Do you really want to buy that?" ”

"Of course it is." Lin Bai put 10,000 yuan on the counter and said abruptly: "Brother is rich...... Hey, hey, hey...... Say hello brother and take care of your business more in the future. Although he always felt that the other party was Jiajia, he was not very sure, so Lin Bai had to treat her as an outsider for the time being.

Diao silk just can't have money in his hands, as soon as he has money, he likes to pretend to be forced, the iceberg beauty is not happy when he looks like sè, you have to sè a vegetable basket for only 10,000 yuan? Can you get 10 million sè? Reluctantly, he picked up the latest Shanxing note4 mobile phone and handed it to Lin Bai: "Look at this, it should meet your requirements." By the way, there are also mobile phones such as Pear 6P1US, Huawei Mate7, Xiaomi Mi 4 and so on, which meet your requirements......"

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