Chapter 5 Xu Xian and Tofu
"Taeyeon Xi!" The bartender stepped forward to greet him, but because they were both men, he didn't dare to touch Taeyeon. The hearts of the two of them rose to their throats, and if Taeyeon fell here, even if it didn't break, they would be done with their work.
"Zzang! zzang! I, no, pour! Taeyeon spun around proudly, looking beautiful. Seeing that the glass still had a little bottom, Taeyeon reached out and pulled the bartender away and drank the little bottom.
"Hiccup~ Ernie is gone, shhh...... Help me keep it a secret, and don't sue your boss. Huh..."
The name of the bar is F1yingpeta1s, and the owner is rumored to be a woman, but there is no way to confirm it because she never appears in public.
"Uh, a little dizzy......" Taeyeon staggered out of the bar, the sun was a little dazzling, she stood with her hands over her eyes for a while, and finally waited for a taxi. She had completely forgotten about her own car and threw it in front of the bar. This kind of thing is not once or twice, with the explanation of the bar owner, naturally someone will help her take care of it.
"Guest, where are you going?"
"Huh? Where to drink...... SUNNY's house......" Taeyeon taps her head and suddenly can't remember where SUNNY's home is.
"Ah, I remember. Hehe......" Taeyeon smirked, grabbed the bag hanging from her chest, unzipped it and fumbled inside, finding a contact card with the address written on it.
"Please send me here, if I fall asleep, help me make the phone above and she will pick me up..."Taeyeon put the card in the driver's uncle's hand, as if he had completed the last task, hugged the back of the co-pilot's seat with both hands, and fell asleep.
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"You don't wash the dishes after eating, may I ask where else you are a woman except for the two steamed buns on your chest?" Liu Yi was washing the dishes, and Sunny was next to him. The reason why Sunny didn't get angry when he said such things was that she didn't understand at all, because Liu Yi said it in Chinese.
At this time, sunny had already changed into a set of Liu Yi's clothes, to be precise, Liu Yi's long-sleeved cotton T-shirt, which happened to be a dress on Sunny.
"What do you say? I only understood 'steamed buns'. Sunny blinked at Liu Yi with big eyes full of curiosity, she was only sensitive to words related to 'eat'.
I know you don't understand. The corners of Liu Yi's mouth curled up into a smile representing 'IQ suppression', and he lied: "I said, if you stay until the evening, I will make you steamed buns with stuffing for you to eat!" β
"Really? What is a steamed bun with a filling, and is it the same as a bun? After eating Liu Yi's steamed buns, Sunny is also looking forward to the steamed buns he made.
"Lie to you!" Liu Yi's face changed in an instant, he put away all the dishes, pointed to the door and said: "I want you to leave my house immediately, for the sake of the neighbors, I have already let you eat and drink for nothing, it will never be possible in the future, it will be impossible to know again?" You owe me a meal, when you want to eat, I will naturally look for you, a big star like you, will definitely invite me to the best place to eat, I am really looking forward to it! β
"I, I, I'm going to invite you to the best place after I ate a few of your buns? Ah, do you still have the grace of a man? Sunny was dissatisfied, pointing at Liu Yi and yelling. At this time, the doorbell rang, and Liu Yi dragged Sunny over and inserted her hands into the sink, as well as two unbrushed lunch boxes.
"Who wants to wash the dishes for you, Liu Yi, you are too much!" Sunny yelled angrily, shook the water droplets in his hand, and was about to pounce. Liu Yi stretched out a hand and pressed the door of her head to block it, and opened the door at the same time.
"Who are you?" Liu Yi looked at the woman at the door and asked.
βsunnyοΌβ The woman at the door saw Sunny behind Liu Yi and exclaimed.
"Big sister......" Sunny's voice trembled slightly.
"Huh?" Liu Yi glanced back at Sunny, stunned.
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Three minutes later, Yoo Yi meekly poured a drink for Lee Eun-gyu like a grandson, glaring at Sunny fiercely from an angle she couldn't see. It's been a long time to live and encounter any strange thing, today he Liu Yi turned out to be 'in love', although it is not a bad thing for a virgin who has not been in love for nine years, but the 'being' in love still touched his self-esteem as the best in the Northeast.
Sunny glanced at him timidly, holding the drink in both hands to present to the eldest sister, taking advantage of the glass to block her vision, Sunny immediately showed a flattering and pleading coquettish expression, asking Liu Yi not to demolish her.
"Tell me, what's going on with you two." The glass is transparent, and Sunny's small movements are not left at all, and Lee Eun-gyu is completely in his eyes. Lee Eun-gyu felt strange when she heard Sunny say that Yoo Yi was her boyfriend just now, and now when she saw Sunny's expression, she felt even more wrong.
"Eldest sister, he's my boyfriend, we've been together for a long time. It's just that... It's just that... Because he doesn't have a regular job, yes, he doesn't have a regular job, I'm afraid you won't agree, so I didn't dare to say it......" Sunny smiled all over his face, and at the same time poked Liu Yi next to him with his elbow, and said in a ventriloquist that only the two of them could hear: "Say you don't have a regular job, put on a show and come out......"
"Is that so?" Li Yingui looked at Liu Yi, in fact, she had a good impression of Liu Yi, although her skin was a little darker, it was healthy, not a problem. The young man is still very thoughtful and energetic, and he doesn't look like an idle person. So when Sunny said that Yoo Yi didn't have a regular job, Lee Eun-gyu subconsciously didn't believe it.
"Please......" Sunny looked into Liu Yi's eyes, the small eyes pitiful enough to melt people. This is the highest level of SUNNY's coquettish magic skills, it is a forbidden technique, and it is not usually used lightly, but once it is performed, no one can refuse.
"Hehe......" Liu Yi grinned at Sunny, just now, he was really ready to help Sunny, but hearing her excuse, Liu Yi was immediately unhappy. Am I that like a vagrant? If you look at me this way, then you can only be sorry.
Liu Yi turned his head to meet Li Yingui's gaze, and said calmly with a straight face: "I'm gay." β
βgayοΌβ Li Yingui's eyes widened, this sturdy young man in front of him turned out to be gay?
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Now...... Gurg......
A royal blue Beetle squeezed into the empty space between the two cars, with no more than half a foot on either side.
βhemmβ¦β¦ It's a success today......" The girl who was driving the car muttered to herself in a very cute tone, picked up her bag, carefully pushed the car door open, and squeezed out little by little, with great difficulty.
"Ah, disobedient again?" The bag was jammed horizontally, and the girl angrily slapped it, adjusted the lower direction, and finally took it out.
Placing the bag on the roof of the car, the girl probed into the car again and took out a bag of vegetables and meat, followed by a bag of snacks and two bottles of drinks.
All the things were taken out, the girl stood in the middle of the sewing and sorted it out unhurriedly, everything was tidied up, she first put the bag on her back, and then lifted the two plastic bags with both hands and raised them, and shouted to the car: "Ah, tofu, I don't care about you when you go to sleep, Ernie will go back to eat by himself!" β
As soon as the words fell, there was a sound of 'Wang' in the carriage, and at the door of the car, you could see that a white thing rolled from the back seat and fell, as if it had fallen into a daze, and finally turned over. Its eyes were a little dazed, and it looked at the car window in confusion, as if wondering where the owner was talking.
"Tofu, Ernie is here, come out quickly, Ernie is carrying things very heavy."
Hearing the voice again, Tofu finally confirmed the direction of his master, and immediately jumped into the ...... Stuck in the middle of the two front seats.
"Stuck? Hehehehe...... Do you want Ernie to help? If you want to, just scream! β
The girl's tone was full of blackness, Tofu deeply felt that his dignity had been humiliated, and he didn't know where the strength came from, so he jumped again...... Finally out of trouble.
"Wow!" Tofu squatted in the driver's seat, stuck out his head and confronted the girl, who smiled and turned around and squeezed out of the crack.
"Hurry up and come out, I bought you your canned tuna, the very expensive one. Ah, don't forget to close the car door, Ernie almost stole his phone last time, it's all your fault......"
The girl walked without looking back. Tofu looked at her back and shook his head very humanely, as if he was slandering the owner of the 'Republic of Korea's body topone' by the media for three consecutive years, but in fact, it should be 'the Republic of Korea's self-talk topone'. Seeing that the owner was getting farther and farther, Tofu was a little anxious and jumped down from the car...... Of course, I was still stuck, but because of gravity, I struggled a little and succeeded in 6.
Tofu jumped out of the car, this time you can see its true face, it is a 'big' guy who squats up to the door handle of a car, its body is round, and its hair is very long, and when viewed from a distance, it can be reminiscent of a large snowball rolling in winter.
Tofu saw that the owner was about to enter the apartment, so he screamed a little dignifiedly, raised his front paws and slapped the car door hard, and the car door closed instantly. Tofu ran up to chase the master, and suddenly remembered the master's instructions, and ran back to check. After three round-trips, it confirmed that the door was closed, and finally ran to the apartment again.
Not far away, two sanitation workers looked at this qiΔ, and one of them sighed and said to his companion beside him: "Zhuxian's dog seems to be sicker, what is this called?" β
"Obsessive-compulsive disorder! That's normal, I watched that child grow up, and she was like that when she was a child. β
"Alas, it's blind," ...... the man who spoke at first sighed, not knowing who he was talking about.
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