Chapter 215: Going out to pick up the girl
Zhang Huaxuan's chosen place to go abroad is Finland, which is still the hometown of the former mobile phone giant Nokia, and he is ready to travel or something while he is making trouble in China.
It doesn't matter if you don't understand the language, the small ball can be used for two purposes, and if the small ball is not good, Ling'er can sit on the shoulder to help. As for documents or something, could it be said that super-intelligent programs can't even forge a country's visa?
After being caught, it is said that the document was accidentally dropped, and it is still possible to reissue a new one. There is no need to worry about money, tens of billions of yuan are not how to use it.
Stop-and-go is relaxed, not to mention how refreshing it is, and I don't know how many times more comfortable than in China.
Under the guidance of Xiao Ling'er, one scenic spot and delicacies in Finland after another have been played by Zhang Huaxuan. If his deeds were spread to the country, he would surely be hated to death by the people of the whole country, and then chase him down with a machete.
"Master, if those people in the country are tired and tired of knowing that you are relaxed now, do you think they will hack you to death?" Xiao Ling'er jumped out at the right time and sat on his shoulder, and said with a smile.
"As far as you are naughty, what is there to say, do they know that there is still a thousands of miles to chase and kill? Joke. And don't do anything out of the ordinary, when your master and I really have an accident, don't think about it. ”
Although he couldn't touch Ling'er's entity, Zhang Huaxuan still didn't care about the eyes around him and rubbed Ling'er's head dotingly. In the other hand, I have a Finnish snack in my hand, and it feels good to put it in my mouth.
The happy mood is even better. There is no tension and depression that I have fled from the country.
Ling'er was very disdainful of her master's comfortable state, and said: "Hmph, the master knows to be lazy, and he may not know when the plane currency is not enough to be wiped out by the system." ”
"I said, can you stop sweeping Yaxing, and when you appear, be careful that I will spank your ass." Zhang Huaxuan pretended to be vicious and said to him.
So, there was a strange scene on the streets of Finland, where a young man with an Asian face kept saying something to his shoulder in Mandarin. It's so completely neurotic that people passing by around him look like they can't avoid it.
Of course, many people chose to pick up the phone in their hands and help Zhang Huaxuan call the police, preparing to send this poor young man to the hospital for treatment.
At first, Zhang Huaxuan really didn't care much. When I thought about it, I saw nothing. What he didn't expect was that as time went by, Ling'er warned him on his shoulder, and let him choose to go down the alley as a last resort, so as not to be sent to the hospital or even a psychiatric hospital.
"Huhu, it's okay, it's okay. Otherwise, I wouldn't have figured it out if I actually entered a mental hospital. Zhang Huaxuan gasped. I'm glad I reacted quickly. didn't forget the main reason for his wild running on his shoulder: "It's not just you, I would have materialized you quickly if I knew it." ”
"What are you talking about there, that Asian boy. It's weird, let my sister and I'll help you take a look, hiccup"
When he spoke again, Zhang Huaxuan somehow felt that the other side of his shoulder was patted, followed by the smell of wine.
If that's all he does, he'll be treated as if he's met a drunk woman, and he'll leave quickly. What I never expected was that the woman with blond hair just came over, touched his chin, and kissed him.
"Master, this woman is really good-looking, think about taking it!!" Xiao Ling'er was still on her shoulders, raising her eyebrows and looking at the blonde woman in front of her who was about to kiss her master.
Touching the lips that were kissed, there was still the feeling of being kissed, Zhang Huaxuan was speechless for a while, not to mention that the woman in front of him put aside the drunkenness and the smell of alcohol, she looked pretty good.
"Miss, please wake up, I am an upright and kind Chinese countryman, I look very handsome, but you can't look at me like this, and you can't kiss me like this."
"Hey, hey, you say something!!"
Zhang Huaxuan was completely depressed, thinking that the next thing was nothing more than two things developing, one was that he woke up the woman and left, and the other was that the woman asked him to send her home.
Unexpectedly, there was a third result, the woman fell directly on top of him, and kept muttering something English in her mouth, and then rubbed it on him.
"Yo, master, don't give up, this woman is still a virgin!!"
", Ling'er, when did you become so obscene." Zhang Huaxuan instantly burst out with a foul language, saying that it was hard to believe the changes in Ling'er.
"People are just giving the master some life construction, what's not good, anyway, these are not very popular abroad."
"Ling'er, don't say it, if you are careful, I won't let you out, and you will be confined."
Sure enough, this trick was quite effective, and suddenly Ling'er obediently closed her mouth and looked at Zhang Huaxuan's next treatment. stopped Ling'er's talking, but it still made him feel worried, and he felt that he couldn't just throw this girl outside.
No one can say what kind of tragedy will happen if such a beautiful and delicate girl is left outside. So he chose to take the girl away without hesitation, picked it up with the princess, and walked towards the place where the sentry was.
"Master, you're learning from those people to pick up corpses."
"Damn, you're done." Zhang Huaxuan's forehead appeared with a tic-tac-toe symbol, and it seemed that he really couldn't bear it and wanted to get angry.
Ling'er consciously covered her mouth with her hand, and then obediently hid her figure.
The arrival of the sentry was still very fast, and in order to disguise it, Schwarzenegger was still in the driver's seat. When he stopped steadily in front of Schwarzenegger, Zhang Huaxuan handed the delicate girl into his hands, sat on Zhu's driving seat by himself, and drove to find a place to stay.
Having a choice of where to live, he really didn't want to sleep in the sentry's driver's chair.
And the sentry did not live up to Ling'er's expectations, and when he closed the car door and started, he said: "Master, the sentry saw a lot of delicious things just now, can you let the sentry eat them in a while?" ”
"Me"
Speechless for an instant, I thought that the most troublesome thing was Schwarzenegger, a terminator who was entered into countless obscene stream novel materials, but I didn't expect that the most troublesome thing was the foodie Sentinel, and the culprit who caused this qiē - Ling'er.
In short, Zhang Huaxuan still took out the girl's identity certificate and other information in the strange eyes of the hotel staff and opened a room. But he didn't know that after he entered the room, the front desk housekeeping staff dialed some newspaper calls, attracting some right and wrong. (To be continued......)