At the end, amid the long-lasting applause and shouts of the audience, the chief examiner personally awarded me two thousand taels of silver tickets.

Zhou Mingchun presented the two first prize prizes to the idol Qin Suifeng with both hands, and his hands trembled with excitement. "Miss Suifeng, Zhou Mingchun admires you very much and hopes to be friends with you."

I looked at this karaoke examiner, smiled frankly, and habitually stretched out my right hand. "Thank you Lord Zhou for your love, and I am honored to follow the wind."

Zhou Mingchun saw Qin Suifeng's sincere smile and outstretched right hand, and he was surprised for a while, and he was stunned in place and didn't know what to do. Did she want to shake hands with herself? He tentatively raised his right hand, looking very cautious and excited, but after touching her jade finger, he didn't dare to hold it lightly.

I looked at Zhou Mingchun, who just didn't worship himself as a god, generously lowered his hand, and gently shook him politely. "Master Zhou doesn't have to worry, this is a kind of etiquette in my hometown."

Zhou Mingchun glanced at Qin Suifeng in a panic, confirmed that there was no trace of frivolity and frivolity in her eyes, and then shook hands with her frankly.

Shi Feifei stood backstage and saw this scene, his hands clasped on his abdomen, his long nails digging deep into his flesh. A vicious and vicious glint flashed in his resentful eyes. Okay, you Qin Suifeng, snatched my husband and mistress, and hooked up with my uncle in public!!! Don't get complacent too soon, I'll make you pay right away, I'm going to make you fall to pieces and lose everything!!

She swore viciously in her heart: Qin Suifeng, I, Shi Feifei, are inseparable from you in this life! The virtuous king is mine, the shadow king is also mine, and the first is my !!!

For no reason, I shivered violently, this sun is shining, there is no wind and no rain, how can I suddenly feel cold? I quickly looked around the week, and the audience was enthusiastic, and the guards were all solemn, repairing their affectionate style. Nothing special, huh? I looked backstage with a slight frown, and suddenly saw a familiar silhouette. It had to be her! Presumably, she must have been mad with jealousy at this time, and wanted to peel off my skin, draw my tendons, drink my blood, eat my flesh, and break my bones.

I raised an eyebrow at the silhouette and tilted my head slightly. Can't wait to make a move so soon? Come on, I'll wait!

Soon, a group of six of us left the singing and dancing competition field and rushed to the alchemy competition field.

On the way, I said to Qingqing. "Qing, I want you to pay close attention to Shi Feifei and her family's movements, can you do it?"

Chu Shaoqing paused and said, "No problem, but Feng'er, hasn't she already lost to you?" I've checked, and none of the latter ones are by her name. ”

"Qing, do you think she'll give up on that?" I asked seriously. It's a shame that he's still a big inner secret agent, and his mind is so simple!

Han Xiu patted Feng'er on the shoulder and said, "Feng'er don't worry, we will protect you." ”

I shook Xiu's hand lightly and said, "Xiu, she's not that simple. Do you think that a person who only received 20 boards on her ass yesterday can magically sit on the stool today, and can walk and jump in a strange state, is it because she has applied a fairy dog skin plaster, or is it purely because she has thick skin and hard flesh, and her ability to resist blows is super strong? ”

Qian Lie stopped and laughed mockingly, and interjected: "This still needs to be asked, of course, because of the mercy of the wrenchman." ”

I raised my index finger in front of him. “NO，NO，NO。 It's a big mistake, it's not that he's merciful, it's that he didn't do it at all. ”

Chu Shaoqing raised his eyebrows and said, "Leak, leak, what does leakage mean?" ”

This guy is really good at interrupting, not asking about business, asking about gossip. "It just doesn't mean right."

Qian Lie held his breath and said, "She was obviously pulled to the board." Tell me about Ben, Ben...... Where was I wrong? "After he did this for a while, the noble word 'Wang' was finally changed to the word 'human' by him in hindsight.

I glanced at the five of them, the corners of my mouth twitched, and I said angrily: "I said that you really don't understand or pretend not to understand?" It means that she was just dragged in through the front door fairly, and then drank a cup of herbal tea inside, cleared her throat a few times, and then walked out of the back door intact, full of energy, and radiant. "Hey, it seems that the humor of the policeman and the thief that often appears in Hollywood movies is borrowed from our ancestors.

Qian Qiu frowned slightly, and was about to say something, but Han Xiu preemptively said, "Does Feng'er need me to do something?" ”

I looked at Xiu and nodded, "Do you remember how we contacted him every day?" As he said, he sent a signal for help, and had his men keep a close eye on Shi Feifei and a suspicious person who had contact with her and her family. ”

Han Xiu nodded in agreement. "Yes."

Qian Qiu looked at the calm and calm wind, listened to her reasonable and slightly sarcastic analysis, and assigned tasks to the two husbands with maturity and sophistication, and in an instant, he seemed to see a military advisor who was strategizing on the battlefield and a female marshal who transferred troops.

Two competitions in a row, coupled with the consideration of Shi Feifei's affairs, made my energy a little overdrawn, and I even wanted to doze off when I walked. Xiu saw all my tiredness, so he simply squatted down and rushed to the alchemy field with me on his back.

My own fatigue, and this hot summer day when I happened to sleep, as soon as I got on my back and closed my eyes to dream of Zhou Gong.

When I woke up, I found myself lying on a mattress in a bamboo house. I rubbed my nose and my sleepy eyes, got out of bed, and walked to the window to take a look. I gasped.

Oh, buy cakes! What's going on??? Where is this? Did I get kidnapped?? Outside the window, there are dangerous mountains on all sides, and this bamboo house is built on the edge of a cliff. Raise your eyes, where is the shadow of Rongcheng, the mountain wind hits people, the trees move, the birds sing and the apes cry, what is going on?

I quickly calmed down and tiptoed to the door, peeking through the crack. Yo, what kind of scene is this, there is a large open space outside the house, and it looks like it is at least the size of a football field! It seems to be all paved with 80X80 cm bluestone slabs, and the open space is full of colorful buttocks!! Why are these people on their knees and their butts so high? Looking further ahead, a man in official uniform was standing on a high platform, holding a long scroll-like thing and chanting something. It was too far away to see what he looked like or what he was singing.

After making sure that I wasn't kidnapped, I let out a long sigh of relief, then gently opened the door, slowly crawled to the nearest buttocks, and asked in a low voice, "Hey, this brother, what are you doing here?" "I put my hands on the ground like everyone else, buried my head low, and cocked my ass high.

No, it's so dragged, so faceless. Anyway, I'm a new star in Rongcheng, why don't you even deal with me.

I turned my head slightly to the other side, slightly embarrassed. "This big brother, can you tell your little sister what you're doing?" One minute, two minutes...... It wasn't until ten minutes later that I depressedly confirmed that he didn't give me face either.

It's not interesting to kneel, and the people around me don't pay attention to me, why stay here, it's better to go back to the house and sleep. Just as I was about to slowly retreat back into the house, I heard a clear snoring sound. Looking for the voice, I looked up and saw that a big man was sleeping soundly, and then I looked closely at the two people around me, they were sleeping with their eyes open. No wonder people ignore me, and I don't get into their dreams, how can people hear my question.

Now that I'm in a good mood, I can't believe I can't find anyone who hasn't fallen asleep. I slowly cocked my buttocks, crawling forward row by row, and even by the day, I crawled in ten rows in a row, and I didn't see a single awake one. They're all sleeping! No wonder the ass is cocked so high!!

Anyway, there are many people and the sun is big, even if the person standing in front of me occasionally sees a moving buttocks, he will think that he will be dazzled, so I simply climb more and more boldly, and the bolder and faster. When you are tired of climbing, you will squat and walk, and when you are tired of walking, you will lie down and rest for a while. Finally, I walked to the front five rows and met a big lady in red who hadn't slept. I gently tugged at her sleeve and whispered, "Sister, why are you all sleeping on your knees here, and what is the adult in front of you reading?" It's like reciting scriptures, and it's like reciting sacrificial texts. ”

The eldest sister in red turned her head to look at me and said in surprise: "Are you that kind of perverted girl who knows everything?" ”

The corners of my mouth twitched, and I nodded in resignation. I am honored to understand my door and beautify everything into a completely opposite meaning, but why is the center of the correct phrase not the three words Qin Suifeng but the two words of lust???

The eldest sister in red said: "Well, in fact, it's not surprising that you don't know." Your brain is used to pretend to be a university and ask, how can you remember these little things. The one standing in front of him was the priest, and he read the memorial to the first-class alchemists of the past generations. I've been reading for about an hour and a half. Originally, whether he was high or not, the hypnotic sound was enough to make people drowsy, and he just read endlessly, and everyone fell asleep by him. ”

I nodded knowingly and looked around. Hey, that's not where we are at the top of the mountain, but on the mountainside. The open space is surrounded by cliffs on the front and back, but on the right is a mountain peak about 500 meters high. I was thinking about burying my head in the front before, but I didn't even notice it. "Eldest sister, why are there so many strips of red cloth hanging on the mountain on the right?"

The eldest sister in red said: "The mountain on the right is called the Divine Sword Mountain of the Holy Heaven, the rocks on the mountain are full of famous swords cast by first-class swordsmiths in the past dynasties, the more you go up, the older the sword cast, and it is said that the gray stone on the top of the mountain is the Xuanyuan sword used by the Yellow Emperor." ”

As soon as I heard the interest, I hurriedly asked in a low voice, "Sister, can ordinary people go up and have a look?" Actually, she said no, I'm going to go up, the mountains are full of antiques, don't go to see how it's worth this trip.

"Of course, if you can't go up, how can you hang the red cloth? And you can try your luck and see if you can pull out a good sword and bring it down. The rule of this Divine Sword Mountain is that if you can pull out a sword from a stone with your own strength, then this sword belongs to you, but you can't be greedy, you can only pull one out and leave. The eldest sister in red kindly advised.

Okay, just right! That's what I mean, if you look at super antiques, you can't enjoy it! I was so happy that the fireworks scattered in my heart and the sound of firecrackers.

I said goodbye to my eldest sister under the pretext of saying goodbye, and even shrunk and climbed out of the clearing, and then quietly touched Shenjian Mountain. What I didn't know was that a pair of smug eyes behind my back were laughing at my ignorance and recklessness.

Excalibur Mountain is surrounded by hard rocks on all sides, and there is no big road or path leading directly to the top of the mountain, and the only path is an iron lock made of cold iron through the cloud ladder. Each lock was as thick as a wrist, and the ladder shook a little as I pulled, but it was absolutely sturdy. What kind of soft ladder has not been climbed before crossing, these hundreds of meters long ladder can not scare me, and it is even more difficult for me. I spat on my palm, rubbed my hands, and climbed up.

The more I climbed, the more I felt that victory was in sight, and the antiques were ahead, and the more I felt like this, the more energetic I climbed. After I had been climbing for half an hour, I suddenly heard a commotion from people down the mountain. I turned my head and looked down, oh buy cakes! How did I climb so high, the people in the clearing have become little ants under my eyes. The little ants were all looking up at me, and a few ants from a distance were hurrying towards the iron ladder.

"Feng'er, come down quickly. Dangerous! "Han Xiu rushed back immediately after getting in touch with the people of Blazing Heaven, and as soon as he came back, he heard someone say that Feng'er had run to climb the Iron Cloud Ladder alone.

"Feng'er, don't move, I'll come up and take you." Chu Shaoqing had just left for a while on business, and when he came back, he disappeared from Feng'er's figure, and when he heard people's talk, he was frightened when he looked up.

Qian Qiu, Qian Lie, and Yue Qingge also quickly rushed to the bottom of the Tieyun Ladder.

What are these men worried about? Am I so weak that I can't help it? "Xiu, Qingqing, don't worry. I can do it, trust me. Don't come up! ”

Chu Shaoqing quickly climbed up and shouted loudly: "I'm not allowed!" Don't go up, danger. Hear it or not, stop!! ”

What's this guy angry about? "I said, I can do it!! Trust me, I'm not stubborn!! Don't worry, just wait for me down there. ”

Qian Qiu raised his eyebrows and said loudly: "Feng'er, come down." It's really dangerous!! ”

All five men crowded in front of the iron ladder. "Feng'er, come down, don't go up-"

One or two were screaming to dissuade me. I shook my head in frustration. "Shut up-!! I said, believe me, I can do it. Don't even come up, wait for me below-"

Seeing that Feng'er was obsessed, Han Xiu roared with tears: "There is a strange wind on the wind, it will blow people down, please, come down-." ”

Chu Shaoqing said to Han Xiu: "Big brother is my fault, I don't take the wind seriously." I went up and brought her down. ”

Han Xiu's throat tightened, and he said in a trembling voice, "Let's go together." ”

Qian Lie pursed his lips, clenched his fists and said, "Damn, she's always worrying." ”

Qian Qiu anxiously glanced at Feng'er, who was speeding up, and said with a twisted eyebrow: "Brother Han, Brother Chu, listen to the wind, don't go up." Lie, take my token and gather two hundred men. Brother Le, go with Lie's token and find a hundred big nets. Fast! If you delay for a moment, the wind will be more dangerous. ”

"Yes!"

"Yes!"

Qian Lie and Yue Qingge immediately took the order and left. Qian Qiu raised his head and closed his eyes, and prayed silently in his heart: God, don't let Feng'er have an accident.

I was relieved to see that they weren't shouting anymore. Leaned on the ladder and rested for a while, looking up, it was still early, at least three hundred meters away. Adjusting my breath and holding the lock, I continued upwards.

I have been a marathon runner from junior high school to university, and although I was last every time, I made it to the final every time. So in terms of stamina, I'm absolutely qualified. I've done a lot more about climbing ladders. When I was twenty-eight years old, I was trapped in the villa of a big drug lord in South America, and my dad brought in a special flying team from the U.S. Marine Corps to rescue me. The people who came took me as a special soldier, and after a burst of bombardment, they parked the helicopter directly on the roof, and a soldier carried a machine gun and threw a soft ladder: Niu, time is pressing, hurry up, we are not responsible for falling. As soon as I grabbed the soft ladder, they took off. His grandfather's, the plane flew for two and a half hours, and several times I almost fell off, but I had good stamina and I survived. When I went back, I slapped the GIs who threw the soft ladder and drove the plane for three days and two nights!

This body lacks exercise, there is no fat on the body, there is no muscle, and I am tired and out of breath after a little movement. After about half an hour of climbing, I looked up and saw that there was at least a hundred meters left? It is estimated that it took more than an hour to climb, but I didn't even finish 500 meters.

Stop for a moment, then climb up in one go. Just as I was resting against the ladder, a strong wind suddenly blew from the side of the mountain, and the ladder shook violently. I gritted my teeth and clenched the locks, leaning against the ladder. This strange wind blew two cups of tea before it stopped.

It's good that the first danger was overcome. I was too nervous just now, and my grip on the rope consumed a lot of my body. I sat down on the ladder, shook my hand, took a deep breath, and prepared to keep trying.

Just as my hand was about to grasp the iron cable, a gust of wind suddenly swept in and caught me off guard.

"Ahh

Feng'er !! Han Xiu, Chu Shaoqing, and Qian Qiu saw the wind floating in the air like fallen leaves, and they all cried out in pain. Qian Lie and Yue Qingge haven't come yet, and they must be shattered if they fall......

Seeing that I was about to fall slanted with the wind, I stabilized my mind, hooked my right foot hard, and hung myself upside down on the ladder. I desperately told myself not to panic, not to mess around. But the wind kept blowing, and my hand couldn't hold the rope at all, and my right foot became softer and softer. What to do? What to do??

Suddenly, I thought of the knife that hung around my waist and sharpened the iron like clay. I looked up and saw that it was floating in the wind like me at the moment, I grasped the frequency of its shaking, my foot slammed hard, my body bowed up, my right hand grabbed the knife, and at the moment when the bearing force of my foot reached the limit of one thousandth of a second, at the moment when I was forced to backflip, I inserted the knife into the rock steadily, slightly stabilized the center of gravity of the upper body, and then wrapped my left foot through the ladder, turning the upside-down body into a smooth one, and then grabbed the iron lock with my left hand.

Feng'er-Han Xiu and the three of them burst into tears when they saw Feng'er's last moment, turning the danger into a disaster.

At this moment, I am extremely grateful for the lucky knife in my right hand! As soon as the wind stopped, I pulled out my knife, put it in my mouth, and climbed up cautiously. With the experience just now, I strive to be solid and steady every step of the way, and no longer blindly pursue speed.

At a distance of nearly 100 meters, several strong winds blew one after another, but none of them were a threat to me. After about forty minutes, I finally reached the top of the mountain.

Lying beside the gray boulder at the top of the mountain, I stretched my limbs, looked up at the sky, and gulped in the air of victory and joy. After a lifetime of life and death, he came here, and if he didn't take something with him, he was so sorry for his grandfather. I sat up and walked around the boulder. Fuck the sword, it's all rusty scrap metal with indistinguishable materials!!

I'm!! Could it be that I have died all my life and come up through hardships just to recycle these scrap iron???? Depend on!!! Damn the eldest sister in red, you fooled me a lot. I kicked the boulder in frustration. "Ouch, it hurts!!" His grandfather's, the stone is against me. Unwilling, unwilling. I pounded the boulder vigorously and asked the sky speechlessly!! Suddenly, a golden light shook my eyes.

I squinted slightly, and when I looked closely, there was a golden-colored hilt at the top of the boulder!!!!

Immediately, I was overjoyed and thanked God for giving me a golden hilt for having eyes. It was surprisingly good luck that there was a groove the size of a foot plate on this four or five meter-high boulder. Treading through these grooves, I quickly climbed to the top of the boulder. The top of the stone resembles the back of a giant whale, bare, broad, with a large head and a small tail. The golden-colored hilt is stuck in the center of the whale's head.

Walking to the whale's head, I crouched down, grasped the hilt of the sword with both hands, and pulled it out with all the strength of the milk. "Hey—"

I pulled it back and forth, and I didn't pull out half a cent for a long time, and I was so angry. If he knew it, let Qingqing come up, he would definitely be able to pull it out. I fell on my back on the boulder in frustration, what kind of bastard had stuck such a beautiful sword into this boulder, damn it.

I scolded the man who stuck the sword three thousand six hundred times in my heart. No, it's all on this, and it's really unreasonable to give up. I took the knife from my waist and slashed it around the hilt. Even if it is used, I will take it out too. I don't believe in this evil!!

Strange as it was, this grayish-white stone, apparently a type of granite, should have been incomparably hard, but was as easy to cut as a radish under my knife. With the sound of fluttering and slashing, the sword body was revealed little by little.

Oh buy cakes, surprises, big surprises!! The sword was also golden, and the more I pulled it, the more I pulled it out, the more energetic I became, and after a while, I pulled out my little arm as deep. I don't know how long this sword is, if it grows to one meter, two meters I can't do it. I stuck my knife into the stone and swiped it from side to side. My knife can cut through stones, and this golden sword should be no exception. Try it!

Putting the knife aside, holding the hilt of the sword with both hands, and swiping it left and right along the edge of the sword, it is great, it works, and the effect is significant!! Go on, go on, come on, come on! I shouted slogans to myself as I pulled them out. After about twenty minutes, I pulled out the golden sword as I wished. My God, one meter long, half a palm wide, the sword body is shining with gold and dazzling! stroked the sword body with his fingers, flicked it, and then let out a dragon groan, a peerless sword!!

As soon as I was excited, I picked up my sword and danced with my breath, and I learned Tai Chi swordsmanship for a few days before crossing over, which would come in handy.

The more I danced, the more excited I became, the more excited I became, the more I forgot myself, and gradually entered the wonderful realm of the unity of man and sword. I didn't care about the sudden fierce wind, the dark clouds gathered, the sky was dark, the lightning and thunder roared, the tigers howled and the wolves howled, the birds and beasts scattered, and the torrential rain poured down......

After the dance, I excitedly pointed my sword at the sky in the thunderstorm: "Flying immortals outside the sky-" I looked up to the sky and yelled.

"Boom-" The thunder roared, the gold conducts electricity, and a thunderbolt splits my hair into an explosion, and my clothes all over my body make a snorting sound of burning. My whole body is numb, my brain is dizzy, and I haven't reflected it yet. "Crack-" Another thunderbolt struck, splitting my hair straight into the sky. Usually, I beg God to give me a thunderbolt at every turn, and now God has made up for it for me. "Thunderbolt Crackle-" Another one, splitting my hair even straighter! Why mine hasn't been extinguished, why hasn't my vision blurred, why haven't I fainted? Isn't this 10,000-volt high pressure supposed to split me directly into scorched earth? Could it be that my lustful current has greatly improved the body's ability to withstand voltage, far exceeding the standard 36V safe voltage???

I slowly put down the golden sword, and in an instant, the rain and clouds stopped and thundered, and the sky was bright, and the wind and the sun were beautiful. Looking at this situation, which way did I anger the immortals?

I sweated profusely and reached out to touch my head, my hair was strong, and the roots stood upright, as smooth as a steel wire!! The effect is ten times better than ion perm. I'm sure this hairstyle can last ten days and a half without any hairspray.

Looking closely at the clothes all over the body, they were scorched black, and as soon as the legs were slightly raised, the skirt turned to ashes and drifted away, and as soon as the body leaned in, I felt a coolness on my back, and when I turned my head, I saw that a complete piece of cloth ash had fallen on the ground. I simply shook my whole body, and it was done. This, how can this be good? I wrap my arms around my chest, how can I go down the mountain to meet people???

The whole body was black, and I don't know if it was the thunder that split it black, or the black ash of the clothes that made it sticky black. I looked around, hoping to find something that barely shrugged my body. I'm lucky to have a lot of kiwi leaves on the top of this small mountain.

Although the leaves are hairy and uncomfortable, it is better than being naked in front of people. Cut off a few pieces of vine with leaves and cover the chest and waist down. Then he cut off a large vine and wrapped the golden sword with leaves, and used the rattan to tie the sword on his back, snapped his fingers and went down the mountain.

Fortunately, there was no strange wind when going down the mountain, and it took at most half an hour to descend to the bottom of the mountain.

What's the matter, why did Xiu look at me with a strange expression, and when did so many soldiers come down here, and they also led such a pig net??? Why do people think of me as a Martian? Although my outfit is a bit back to nature, I guess it's not so surprising. There was no applause, no cheers, not even a backlash. They're all stupid!!

"Xiu, Qingqing, when I saw your wife and master and I returned from a catastrophe, shouldn't I rush up and hug and kiss? Why are you so stupid and numb?? ”

Han Xiu, Chu Shaoqing, Qian Qiu, Qian Lie, and Yue Qingge immediately gathered around when they heard this, hugged each other and cried.

"Feng'er, you're finally safe."

"Feng'er, don't scare us like this."

"Feng'er, don't be so willful in the future."

"Pervert, you're always uncomfortable."

"Feng'er, you scared everyone. We, we all thought you couldn't get down......"

They were so chattering with each other that they were counting my crimes, crying to tears, and so guilty that I bowed my head in confession.

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