Chapter 53: Skinny Horses Are Crazy (1

Seeing Shangguan Meinan whip away, I touched Qingfeng's forehead and said, "Small, I can't see it, you are still a strong attacker." Well done breeze! When he saw Junma, he should be like this, the overlord made a bow and pushed it down first. ”

Whew-shh Didn't this girl deliberately seek death for herself and the skinny horse? He repeatedly instigated it to entangle the treasure horse of the Shangguan general. In this small town, who doesn't know that the general's dark horse temperament is fierce and fiery, brave and fierce, and he accompanied the general to experience life and death in the enemy formation of thousands of troops, and I don't know how many enemy horses were kicked down and how many enemies were trampled to death.

After pulling the breeze into the stable, I twisted the broken reins together, bit one end, and symbolically tied a loose knot, just to facilitate it to smuggle to Xiao Heihei's side at night and courting for love. "What the breeze should do, I have done it for you, master, you have to seize the opportunity." I patted it on the cheek.

I returned to the main hall of the inn and saw Brother Xiu waiting for me worriedly at the staircase. I was moved and whispered: "Repair! ”

When Han Xiu saw Feng'er coming back, he stepped forward happily and said, "Feng'er! "Shangguan Feiren is known as the cold-faced god of war, with excellent martial arts, and the three armies of bravery, it is said that those who anger him will not end well. Seeing his exposed fists and glaring eyes just now, he was so worried that he almost flew in front of her.

I held Brother Xiu's hand and smiled: "Don't worry, this kind of person with a far-reaching reputation and extremely high cultivation will not do anything that damages his image in public." Therefore, no matter how angry he is, he will not deal with me, a weak and disabled woman. "Scold me, he has a share, beat me, he destroys his reputation. How could he not understand this truth, if he is as wise as he is?

Han Xiu frowned and said, "It's better not to mess with him." Although Feng'er is reasonable, it is hard to guarantee that he will be so rational when he is angry.

I nodded and smiled, "Xiu is right. "I don't mess with him, I only mess with his horse.

Han Xiu looked at the big eyes that were rolling around in the wind, and he knew that she was playing some bad idea. "Feng'er, deceive Xiu. You're thinking about how to play tricks on people. ”

I smiled mysteriously at Brother Xiu and said, "Let's go into the house and talk." ”

The crazy plan in my heart drove away my exhaustion, and after entering the house and closing the door, I said, "Xiu, what do you think of Shangguan Fei's horse?" ”

As soon as the corners of Han Xiu's mouth twitched, he knew that there must be no good thing. "It's a rare handsome horse. Feng'er, you don't want to give other people's horse chin beans, right? He remembered that when he was a child, he used this trick against his master's ferret.

I shook my head and said, "No, no, no, how can these little tricks be carried out against such a heroic horse." ”

Han Xiu was curious: "What does Feng'er want?" ”

I raised my eyebrows, and said with a flash of color: "I want to fulfill my family's breeze, what do you say I will do?" ”

Han Xiu's head is full of black lines, Feng'er is really worthy of a generation of perverted women, and she actually wants to give aphrodisiacs to others. That's too ruthless, isn't it? What is the difference between this and the strong master. "Feng'er, I think it's still, forget it." If she really did this, Shangguan Fei would kill Qingfeng.

I said, "Xiu, our breeze is not ugly at all, but a little thinner." Needless to say, Xiao Hei is a peerless good horse. If the two of them had done that, they would have given birth to a foal of Super Kawai. "The more I think about it, the more I think this puller is a good match.

Han Xiu asked puzzledly, "What is Aunt Kadu?" Although his talent is not as good as that of Feng'er, in order to participate in the imperial examination, he has read a lot of books, why can't he understand what she says many times?

Well, I've made the habitual mistake again. "It's cute."

Han Xiu pondered for a while and said, "It doesn't sound bad, but it's ......"

I held out my finger to stop Brother Xiu's lips. "I'll do it, don't worry. You just have to buy enough for me, wait for the breeze to eat and wipe them clean, and tomorrow morning we will smear the soles of our feet and slip away. By the time Shangguan Fei found out that his foal had been raped, we would have already gone away. Be careful, be sure to buy enough portions! I'm going to make Xiao Hei work all night, and I'm so tired that I can't even lift my hooves. "Hehe, little Heihei, you just wait for a breeze with my family.

Han Xiu originally felt that this lack of virtue could not be done, but he really couldn't twist the wind, and finally found a big hat to cover his face and went to the pharmacy.

When he said the name and amount of the medicine he wanted to buy, the boss was stunned for a moment and turned around to grab the medicine and said in a low voice: "Hey, such a good son is actually a turtle father, it's a pity." ”

Those who practice martial arts are deaf and clear-sighted, how can Han Xiu not hear what he is saying. Thanks to Feng'er, he was actually regarded as a turtle in a brothel. Han Xiu blushed with black lines on his head, took the medicine bag, threw down the silver, and quickly disappeared into the crowd.

When he came back, it happened that Shangguan Fei was also riding back to the inn, and he was busy pressing down the edge of the bucket, especially not daring to look at the black horse under Shangguan Fei's crotch.

As soon as he entered the room, he hurriedly closed the door and whispered: "Feng'er, then, that one was bought." After saying that, he made a silent gesture, and then pointed to the next door.

I took the medicine bag in Brother Xiu's hand and weighed the weight, yes, enough to weigh it, the boss is not short of two pounds. "The guy next door is back?" I asked in a whisper.

Han Xiu nodded, then his eyes widened and said, "Feng'er, you don't want to go now, do you?" ”

I shook my head and said, "Of course, this kind of thing will have to be said after dark." Now there are more interesting things to do. "While Brother Xiu was away, I had already dug a hole in the wall with a knife, and now of course it's time to see the beautiful man first.

Hearing the steady footsteps in the corridor and entering the next room, I beckoned Brother Xiu to come with me. I walked to the wall, carefully removed a hanging painting on it, pointed to the small hole on it, and whispered to him: "We will now come to see the true face of General Fei's Lushan." ”

I had already asked Xiao Er to prepare all kinds of paints, pen, ink, paper, and inkstones. If he were an ugly man, I would have painted him as a toad, and I would have plastered him all over the town. If he is a beautiful man, I will take his portrait to Fengcheng for auction.

Looking through the small hole, this guy doesn't even open the window, and the room is so dimly lit.

Han Xiu frowned when he saw Feng'er and said in a low voice, "Feng'er, why are you frowning?" ”

I leaned to Brother Xiu's ear and said, "That guy is half lying on the bed, the distance is far away, and the light is not good, so he can't see clearly." "From such a distance, you can't see if there are pockmarks or pimples on his face.

Han Xiu thought for a while after hearing this. "I have a way to make Feng'er see clearly." With that, he turned around and walked to the bed, took out one of the things in his baggage and handed it to her.

I took it and opened it to see that it was a rough magnifying glass embedded in a silver ring!!! This, how is this possible? Not to mention whether the ancients knew how to make optical glass, the melting temperature of this kind of glass alone (1300-1600 degrees) was unattainable in this backward era. "Brother Xiu, how did you get it?" Did someone wear it before me?? My heart was beating uncontrollably.

Han Xiu looked at the excitement in Feng'er's eyes and said, "When I was a child, I practiced martial arts with my master in Xibo Mountain, and I picked it up after the earth fire on the top of the mountain erupted. At first, I thought it was strange to see it transparent and shiny, so I kept it, and since I discovered that it can enlarge and shrink things, I have been using it to refine delicate and small things. ”

I bowed my head in disappointment, and that was the case.

With the lens attached to my right eye socket and two strips of blue cloth tied around the silver ring on my head, I began my lustful voyeurism. looked at it and froze for a moment, this, this is clearly the living king of Lanling!!!

Silk ink hair is scattered on his shoulders against his fair skin, thin lips are lightly closed, the lip line is beautiful, and the bridge of the nose is erect, combining the two beauties of masculinity and femininity. The most impressive thing is the narrow phoenix eyes under the slender sword eyebrows, like two quiet and cold cold pools, bottomless, and people can't help but fall into it. The color is like the bright moon, the god is like a clear lotus, the shape is like an elf, and the eyes are bright, what a peerless man.

My left hand was drawing quickly, and my color couldn't help but beat wildly. What kind of woman can get into his eyes with such a peerless beauty? Han Xiu looked at the unfinished portrait of Feng'er's subordinates, and exclaimed in his heart, how could there be such a stunning beautiful man in the world?

When I put the pen away, I turned my head to look at Brother Xiu, and seeing his incredulous expression, I took off the magnifying glass and handed it to him. Seeing that it was already dark outside, I raised my eyebrows excitedly. "Brother Xiu, look slowly, I'm going to fulfill the breeze."

Han Xiu looked at the sky and quickly blushed. "Feng'er, be careful." He whispered.

I nodded and walked out of the room with my medicine.

The breeze lived up to my expectations, and climbed over to the small black stables early. Seeing the slight scars on its body, I knew it must have suffered a lot of kicks. Little Black Black was angrily spewing anger at it, nimbly dodging the attacks of its colored mouth. Xiao Heihei, I admire you, you are really a gentleman who is not messing up!

I poured all the aphrodisiacs that would turn a chaste horse into a lewd horse into a manger, and stirred the water in the trough. Then bring the breeze back to its stable. I guess Xiao Hei Hei must have been so annoyed by it that he couldn't even drink water. As soon as it leaves, Little Black Black will definitely stick his mouth into the manger and drink wildly. And when the time comes, it will be smuggled over again......

Again, I deliberately tied the breeze's broken reins very loosely, and then hid to the sidelines to watch.

Sure enough, Xiao Hei Hei saw that the breeze was gone, and jumped up excitedly, and after waiting for a while, seeing that the breeze did not cross over, he hurriedly put his head into the manger to drink water, goo, goo, goo, and after a while, he heard a squeaky sound. This guy was so thirsty that he drank all the water in the tank in one go.

The breeze was like a thief picking flowers, raised his head and looked around, and after confirming that no one was present, he swung his head and pulled his body back, and the reins were broken as he wished. As soon as he lifted his feet and stood up, he put up the fence, climbed on his hind feet a few times, and then climbed into the little black stable.

As soon as it entered, it chased after people with glitter, risking being kicked to death, and leaned its head close to people's butts. Follow people's butts around the stable. After about two cups of tea, it finally put its head under someone's belly and began its crazy kissing and licking behavior.

It is estimated that the medicine also had an effect, Xiao Hei Hei turned his head and looked at it resentfully, he wanted to give it two hard feet, but he was licked and panted, probably feeling the taste of soul elimination.

"Wind." Han Xiu waited left and right in the room and couldn't see her come back, so he simply went directly to the stable to find her.

"Shh I held out my hand and waved, then pointed to the stables.

Han Xiu nodded in understanding and squatted beside me. "Is it ineffective?" You can't buy counterfeit medicines, right?

"Yes, I guess it will work quickly. Look at the breeze in our house, how positive it is. I pointed to the breeze.

Han Xiu blushed when he saw it. In the afternoon, Qingfeng was still just licking people's whips, but now he simply takes the whip as a nipple and sucks it in his mouth, and from time to time sticks out his tongue and licks it left and right.

Little Hei Hei was tormented by it, leaning his head against the fence, trembling, panting, and sometimes making a nasal sound similar to humming. It seems to want to refuse and demand.

Seeing that Xiao Hei Hei stopped struggling, Qingfeng was surprised, spit out the whip, licked the person's stomach, and went all the way down the stomach to the person's neck. Seeing that Xiao Heihei no longer struggled to resist, he excitedly raised his head and stretched out his long tongue to lick its eyes, nose, and mouth, and finally put his tongue into other people's mouths quite romantically, and rubbed his body against others from time to time.

Looking at these tricks, I sweated profusely, and I guess they were all stolen from me.

Under the double torture of aphrodisiacs and lust, Xiao Heihei's will was gradually disintegrated. Angrily, it banged its head twice on the fence, then lifted its feet and climbed onto the back of the breeze. In a few moments, the sound of their fierce love and muffled hum could be heard in the stable.

Seeing that something good had come to pass, I snapped my fingers. "Brother Xiu, let's go! I'll see them both tomorrow morning. ”

Han Xiu had already wanted to leave, and when he heard this, he was like being amnestied.

The next day

"Wind, wind, wake up." She was tired last night. Since the two of them watched the light breeze and Xiao Heihei, they were stimulated by their fiery pictures, and as soon as they returned to the room to take a shower, the wind pounced on him, kissed him all over his body with green and red strawberries, and also, like a light breeze, kissed Xiao Xiuxiu twice. When Han Xiu thought about it, he was ashamed and sweet.

"Well, I'm going to sleep for a while." The sun hasn't come out yet. I changed my position and continued to sleep.

When

"Wind, wind, wake up." Han Xiu shouted at him anxiously. Just now he saw Shangguan Fei go downstairs once, and soon saw him return to the room angrily. I guess he knows about the breeze. If you don't leave, it's too late.

When I opened my eyes, it was dawn and the sun was shining on my buttocks. So, I rubbed my eyes and asked lazily: "Xiu, what time is it?" "I don't know, what's wrong with the breeze?

Han Xiu said: "Feng'er, hurry! The guy next door seems to know. ”

Yes? No way. Is this worth it? I hurriedly got dressed and got out of bed, and with the help of Xiu, I tidied up.

I didn't care about eating, so I went downstairs and went to the stable.

No, it won't??? The two of them were so tired that they lay down, and they loved to "bang, bang......". The breeze knelt on the ground with its eyes closed, and the little black and black eyes were lying on it, stretching out her tongue and licking its back while working hard, as if to comfort it, it was almost fine, it was almost fine.

How can this situation go??? Forcibly pull the breeze away, the little black black will be dissatisfied, and he will die of fire. Moreover, looking at the sluggish appearance of the light wind, can you still walk? Forget it, find it when you find it. Big deal, apologies.

In this way, Brother Xiu and I went back to the room in frustration.

midday

We went to see it once, and they continued. So, we waited.

Afternoon

We went to see it again, and they continued, so we waited.

evening

We went to see it again, and they were still going on, so we kept waiting. It's worthy of a war horse, so energetic!!

It's evening, can you still make it? Let's go tomorrow.

Spent the night

Let's see, what's going on???? Xiao Hei vented enough, so he turned his face and didn't recognize the horse. At this moment, it was staring resentfully at the light breeze on the ground that was too tired to stand up, and what was even more excessive was that it even used its iron hooves to kick and trample on people. Damn, a husband and wife for a hundred days, you kissed people yesterday, and today you are so virtuous!!

"Brother Xiu, tell Xiao Er to carry the breeze into its stable. Looking at it like this, I can't move anymore. "I said to Brother Xiu.

I thought that my family would be dead to others when the breeze was hit by iron hooves, but as soon as Xiao Er lifted it away a little bit, it roared and cried, looking at Xiao Hei and black tears.

"Don't look at it, people won't want you anymore after venting. A sucker! I looked at it with teary eyes and roared.

Seeing that I was angry, the breeze choked and lowered her head.!

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