Back it, Diamond Sutra, 5176 words!

The Master of Sorrow looked at Ye Hao blankly, then looked down at his wrist that was being buckled, and suddenly his smile became even brighter, and a trace of fluctuation appeared in his eyes.

"The poor monk majored in the Guanyin Bodhisattva lineage, this Diamond Sutra is true, after all, it is not a school. ”

The Master of Sorrow said righteously.

Depend on!

Have they all been divided into genres over the years?

I really think I'm stupid!

"Okay, then you memorize the Guanyin Sutra, I took out my mobile phone and read it word by word according to the original annotation, don't be wrong. ”

Ye Hao nodded.

......

"Brother, it's over, isn't it? ”

"I really think that the poor monk has no means to walk the rivers and lakes, I won't sell this thing, you lonely sentient being, just fall by yourself. ”

"Let it go immediately, otherwise, the poor monk will not have long eyes in Shaolin without shadow feet in Nanguang. ”

The Master of Sorrow smiled coldly, and a cold light splashed in his eyes.

Ah!

The threat began.

"I remember that it seems to be Foshan without a shadow foot, how did you even change your name in your mouth, today I will ask you whether you remember it or not. ”

"If you don't carry it, you're a liar, I'll call the police immediately. ”

Ye Hao shook the phone in his hand and grinned.

Sadness was dumbfounded, and then his face was full of pleading.

"Donor, little donor. ”

"Don't be like this, look down and don't look up, is it so fun to play, and ah, although I want to cheat some money, but I'm really a monk!"

"You are like this, let the poor monk go, I can help you with other things. ”

Sorrow hurriedly shouted.

"What's busy, let's hear it. ”

Ye Hao looked at him with interest and said.

"The ancestral secret bone-setting wine, the journey is measured and the palmistry is seen. ”

"I can also help you apply the film on your phone!"

He smiled sadly and raised his fist with one hand.

Depend on!

"The master is still mixed in the IT circle. ”

Ye Hao looked at him with a sneering face.

"Don't hide from the little donor, the poor monk has always been eclectic, calculating the fortune and measuring the constellations, making holes in the mud tiles, breaking from prison and upgrading, beating the secret recipe, massaging the bones, walking the rivers and lakes, and not pressing the body with many skills!"

"But if the little donor asks for something, the poor monk should still be able to cover it. ”

A series of words of grief, Ye Hao was dumbfounded.

Oh my god, this monk is really interesting.

"Let's go, I'm going to take you away for everything, I think you're interesting, go back and talk, go back and talk. ”

As he spoke, Ye Hao clapped his hands.

In an instant, the two men in black grabbed the grief and stuffed it into a van on the side of the road.

"Help, help!"

"The poor monk is wrong, wrong, let the poor monk go. ”

Inside the van, a miserable scream rang out.

At this time, Ye Hao's Bugatti also drove over, and after Ye Hao got in, the car drove into the distance and disappeared into the city.

Half an hour later, Hualong Villa.

Ye Hao was sitting on the sofa, the wild wolf was standing with his hands behind his back, and his eyes were extremely scary, and even overflowed with cold light.

In front of Ye Hao, Sorrow stood very fearfully, two black-clothed men stood on the left and right, and Sorrow's eyes were already black and blue.

"Ye Shao, this old thing was very noisy at first, but after a punch, it was very well-behaved. ”

A man in black said with a smile on his face.

"Okay, thank you for your hard work. ”

"Wild wolf, take these two brothers to eat, drink, and have fun, you can come back a little later in the evening, nothing to do for the time being, or go to the bar. ”

"It's all your own stuff, just consume it. ”

Ye Hao said to the wild wolf behind him.

"Okay, then we'll go to Ye Shao first. ”

The wolf left with two big men in black.

When the three wolves left, they took a deep breath of sorrow and seemed to become very tragic.

"I miss my misery, walk the world for half my life, and have countless means to be around, but who would have thought that when I am old, I will not be able to protect my old age, and I will be ...... by such a little king as you"

"The little prince was teased. ”

After that, he glared at Ye Hao with great sadness and resentment.

Ye Hao got up and walked to the side of sorrow.

"I said monk, obviously you want to lie to me, how do you say it is as if I deliberately hurt you, and besides, I brought you back, and I have no other thoughts. ”

"Pure appreciation, appreciation!"

"There are very few people as pure as you anymore, really. ”

Ye Hao said, and the sorrow was instantly overwhelmed.

......

The two looked at each other, and after a full moment, tears appeared in the corners of their sad eyes.

"Finally someone understands me. ”

"People, just to live, I'm just to live, I'm lying, I'm lying, I'm just trying to live, why don't they understand me. ”

"As a disciple of Buddhism, I stick to my principles and the Buddha's words. ”

"The poor monk can swear, I haven't touched any other precepts, even if I was hooked up with a woman last week, I just couldn't get in!"

"Poor monk, cry!"

After saying it sadly, he slapped his thigh and sat on the ground.

Ye Hao found out, this is an old fritter, hob meat!

Damn, that's wonderful!

"Your Majesty, the poor monk can't help it, like this guy who ruined the reputation of my Buddhism, if the poor monk doesn't even know his mother if he doesn't fight, the poor monk is in vain for Tang Sanzang!"

"Please also ask Your Majesty to let the poor monk come out. ”

In an instant, Ye Hao roared angrily in the ring.

Tang monk Tang Sanzang?

Oops!

This one couldn't help it.

"You wait. ”

Ye Hao patted his sad shoulder, then walked into the bedroom and released Tang Sanzang.

Handsome!

It's so handsome!

"Tsk, the skin is tender and the meat is good, I am a little jealous, master, if this is sold in the clubhouse, I am afraid it can be sold for a lot of money. ”

Ye Hao looked at Tang Sanzang in front of him, his eyes lit up.

......

Tang Sanzang took a deep breath and clasped his hands together with an embarrassed smile.

"Your Majesty, please respect yourself!"

His heart trembled.

Well, well!

It's also the emperor of heaven, pay attention to the wording.

"Let's go, pack up that old monk. ”

Ye Hao nodded, patted Tang Seng on the shoulder, and the two walked out directly.

Let's go.

There was a crisp lighter sound in the hall, and he sadly took out a soft Chinese from his pocket, put it in his mouth and lit it, and took a hard sip, swallowing the clouds and spitting out the fog.

"Luck got home, and I didn't look at the yellow calendar when I went out. ”

"Hey. ”

Sad and emotional.

"Insult my image of Buddhism, how can a poor monk spare you!"

"Your Majesty, please leave it to me. ”

When Tang Seng saw this scene, his eyes turned red.

Immediately, Ye Hao waved his hand.

Then......

The sorrow who was smoking was dragged by Tang Seng's legs, and dragged upstairs like a dead dog, screaming wow.

"Don't, don't slap your face!"

"The poor monk fought with you, and the monkey stole the peach. ”

"What about peaches, what about peaches, what about Uncle Nun's peaches. ”

"Woooooooooo

"Stop, the poor monk is merciful and doesn't want to fight with you. ”

"Still fighting?!"

"I'll bite you to death!"

Upstairs, there were screams of misery.

Ye Hao sighed.

Sad, this time it's really sad!