84 Pinch the small ding

Yang Yizheng watched it with relish and understood the dirty things behind the backs of high-ranking officials and nobles, which was such a comfortable thing to be in a good mood.

There was a sudden sound of 'da-da-da' footsteps on the second floor, and then Zhao Anyu's voice came, and she shouted: "Xiaobao, why are you going, hurry back and sleep!" ”

"No, I'm going to ......sleep with my big brother," Xiaobao said, poking his little head out of the second floor, and the half-foot pigtail on the back of his head dangled.

Downstairs, Yang Yi put down Wen Jiàn, he turned around and smiled: "Xiaobao, why don't you sleep?" ”

"Where's the big brother? Don't you sleep? Xiaobao said, walking briskly from downstairs, "I want to sleep with my big brother, you said you wanted to tell me a story......

"There are so many opportunities for storytelling, don't you think it's awkward for two big men to sleep together?" Yang Yi raised his eyebrows and said.

He knew that he slept too badly, tossing and turning, it didn't matter if he slept alone, but if it affected Xiaobao's sleep, he couldn't help it.

"I don't care, I don't care, I just want to listen to the story......" Xiaobao shook Yang Yi's arm, using a child's trick.

Coquetry.

Zhao Anyu and Hua Xuan were also so noisy that they couldn't sleep, and walked downstairs with a yawn in their pajamas, and said sleepily: "Xiaobao, can't you sleep with the big sister and the little sister?" ”

"Don't, you always talk to me about the Pleasant Goat and the brain-dead wolf, so I don't have you two brain-dead......" Xiaobao pouted and snorted.

"......" Zhao Anyu and Hua Xuan.

patted Xiaobao's head, Hua Xuan threatened: "Why don't you listen to fairy tales at such a young age?" There is no good story to tell you, it must be bloody and violent. ”

"Really?" Xiaobao blinked his eyes wide.

Zhao Anyu and Hua Xuan looked at each other and nodded, and then glared at Yang Yi with fierce eyes, which seemed to mean that you dare to say that you don't want to try!

Shrugging his shoulders, Yang Yi said that he was speechless, but Xiaobao clapped his little hands excitedly and said: "Great, great, great, I'm afraid that the story told by the big brother will not be bloody or violent......"

Hua Xuan had a feeling of self-defeating, she lifted a stone but hit her foot, her heart hurt, and her mouth was too owed!

"Xiaobao, big sister hasn't played with you for a long time, you'll leave tomorrow, don't you want to have a good night with big sister?" Zhao Anyu played the bitter card.

As soon as she said this, Xiaobao was a little embarrassed, the big sister thought of me like this, is it too unrighteous for me not to accompany her?

"But it'...... I still don't want to sleep with you......" Xiaobao said with a bitter face.

"What's wrong? Are big sisters and little sisters bad for you? ”

"No, you ...... You always touch people's little dingding......"

"Poof......

Yang Yi couldn't help it, patted his thighs and laughed, tears were about to come out, lying on the sofa and rolling around.

Is this still the brutal eldest lady and the witty and eccentric Hua Xuan? They...... They are so, children don't let them go.

The two women's faces were flushed, like ripe apples, and there was an urge to find a crack in the ground to get into, shame, why did Xiaobao talk nonsense, the big sister was just curious.

It's miserable now, exposed in front of Yang Yi, a big man, what should he think of himself in the future? Zhao Anyu and Hua Xuan couldn't help but think of it together.

These two girls couldn't figure out why, they cared about Yang Yi's feelings and Yang Yi's opinions.

Hua Xuan gave full play to her brain-dead character, covered her face with her little hands, and hurriedly quibbled: "It's not that I'm not me, it's all Sister Yu, Sister Yu likes to touch Xiaobao's little Ding Ding......"

"I'll beat you to death!" Zhao Anyu couldn't help but be rude, pinching Hua Xuan's neck and shaking it desperately, "I'll kill you traitor......"

It's so damnable, isn't it, the grass on the wall won't do this? Obviously, you came up with this bad idea.

It's funny to say, until Xiaobao was born, my aunt's family will drag their family to live for a day every important festival such as the Mid-Autumn Festival and the Spring Festival.

Xiaobao was still in swaddling clothes when he first came, Zhao Anyu and Hua Xuan at that time still thought he was cute and cute, and slowly Xiaobao grew up and began to pester the two sisters, wherever they go, and they have to be together when they sleep.

This little guy is also very dishonest when he sleeps, he likes to sleep naked, once Hua Xuan inadvertently touched Xiaobao's little Ding Ding in the quilt, and was immediately surprised.

Why does this little guy look different from me?!

She told Zhao Anyu the secret, so the two sisters who were a little bad and a little black-bellied took advantage of Xiaobao's sleep and studied the human body structure fiercely.

In the following years, the two girls almost developed a habit, and every time Xiaobao slept with them, he always had to study and study.

"The two sisters are so bad, they always pinch my little Ding Ding......" Xiao Bao shrank behind Yang Yi's back and poked out his little head and said dissatisfied.

"Ahhh......h

"Xiaobao, don't say it again in the future, you're still young, you don't understand, it's rude to say something like that......"

Xiaobao said stubbornly: "But why don't you feel rude when you pinch it?" ”

Zhao Anyu and Hua Xuan choked for a moment, and then sighed: "Okay, okay, the two sisters are not doing it right, in this way, I won't pinch your little Ding Ding in the future, you can go back to sleep with us......"

"I don't want it, you must be lying to me......" Xiaobao shook his head like a rattle, and then said to Yang Yi, "Big brother save me, you can't see death without saving ......"

"How can I save you?" Yang Yi spread his hands, this matter ...... That's......

Xiaobao tilted his head and thought about it: "There is a way, big brother, we are both men, you also have a little Dingding, pinch yours for the big sister and the little sister......"

"Poof......

This time it was not only Yang Yi, but Zhao Anyu and Hua Xuan also had an urge to squirt blood, this little guy ...... Too witty (underwhelming).

Yang Yi was thrilled by what Xiaobao said, and the little Ding Ding in the crotch of his pants was beating for a while, and there was a sign of vigor.

Zhao Anyu and Hua Xuan were embarrassed, their faces were red, and they lowered their heads, like children who had done something wrong, and their heads were about to be buried in their chests.

"Okay!" Yang Yi shouted, his hands on his hips, and immediately attracted the attention of several people, and everyone looked up at him, not knowing what he wanted to do.

"I've figured out a way......"

He said proudly to Zhao Anyu and Hua Xuan: "Let go of Xiaobao, what is coming at me, I am not afraid of pain or tiredness, I will always be strong!" ”

Zhao Anyu and Hua Xuan were in a daze for a while, Yang Yi's face was thick again, this kind of shameless words did not change their faces, and the thickness of their faces was unimaginable.

"Die, you ......"

Zhao Anyu and Hua Xuan picked up the pillows on the sofa and threw them towards Yang Yi.

"Oops, hey......" Yang Yi dodged while justifying Ling Ran's defense, "What's the matter?" I dare to face up to my bleak life, look directly at the dripping blood, why are you beating me? ”

"It's you who beats you, it's good to kill you......" Zhao Anyu and Hua Xuan said angrily, the steamed buns on their chests rose and fell for a while, even the loose pajamas couldn't cover it.

After a long commotion, the two women stopped panting, a trace of fine sweat oozing out of their smooth foreheads, and their chests were also soaked.

"Are you pinching my little dingding or pinching? I've been beaten for a long time, can you give a quasi-word?! ”

Yang Yi said obscenely.