Chapter 227: Black Eats Black
"One hundred fortune tellers, five hundred talismans, a total of six hundred yuan."
The fortune teller paused, sighed and took out a talisman seal, and after drawing some runes at random, he shook his head and said: "You haven't been working well recently, and the fortune telling money is free, but the runes can't be ...... because they are spiritual."
"I understand, how can I get a discount on the cost of medicine when I go to the hospital? This transporter is discounted, and the spirituality will definitely be reduced. โ
The man respectfully took the talisman with both hands and put it in his bag, took out his wallet in his pocket, took out five hundred yuan Huaxia coins and handed them over.
"Yes, there's no bargaining for this medicine."
"Well, the talisman has spirituality, of course it can't be discounted and cheaper like ordinary things."
"If you ask for a discount, it means that you are disrespectful to the gods, and the spirituality of this talisman will definitely be taken back by his old man."
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The crowd began to whisper, of course, they all understood this practice, especially the middle-aged women, and even the gods were pulled out.
"Wait." Zhang Yang saw that the fortune teller was about to receive the money, so he hurriedly stood up and shouted.
"What's wrong?" The man asked in surprise, and at the same time the hand that took the money was withdrawn.
The fortune teller stretched out his hand halfway, but he didn't get the money, and the old man looked extremely embarrassed with a red face, and then looked at Zhang Yang with angry eyes.
"Old fairy, did you go out today why did you count a hexagram?" Zhang Yang didn't care about his murderous eyes, and asked with a smile.
"What do you mean by that?" The fortune teller was stunned.
"I mean, did you calculate the good fortune for yourself before you went out today?"
"Do I still need to count? It's just nonsense. โ
The fortune teller knew that he was deliberately making trouble, and immediately became angry and continued: "As long as I go out, it must be an auspicious day for the zodiac. โ
After a pause, he may still feel angry, and continued: "Your Yin Tang is black, it is destined to be a bad omen, bad luck is the head, you have to be careful." โ
He felt that this kind of scolding was more reasonable, it looked more personable than pointing at his father and scolding his mother, and it was also in line with his title of living immortal.
"Why are you so rude, young man?"
"Yes, so disrespectful to the living gods, be careful that the gods punish you."
"Don't make trouble, I still have something, I'm going to transfer after today, it's important to find a job quickly."
Everyone expressed their dissatisfaction with Zhang Yang, and they all had the same idea as the fortune teller, just to make trouble.
Especially the man who told the fortune just now, he was convinced of the living immortals, and handed over the money again as he spoke, wanting to leave quickly, or get rid of bad luck as soon as possible.
"Did the living immortals calculate a hexagram for me for free just now?" Zhang Yang ignored everyone and asked with a wicked smile.
"Yes, it's equivalent to giving you a hexagram for free, hurry back and burn incense and pray for blessings, don't bother me here to help the world and save people." The fortune teller began to roar.
"Then I'll remind you as a reward......"
"I don't need you to remind you, let's go."
Before he finished speaking, the fortune teller began to issue an eviction order, and he no longer took care of his identity and demeanor, which showed his dislike for Zhang Yang.
"Don't be angry, I'm kind."
Zhang Yang cheekily continued: "Your wallet was stolen. โ
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The fortune teller was stunned for a moment, then his thin face began to distort, and he suddenly turned around and rummaged in the bag on the side.
"TMD, who stole my wallet?" After looking for a long time and finding nothing, he stood up and scolded angrily.
"Of course it's not from here, just now I saw a man crouching behind you, taking his wallet and leaving." Zhang Yang pretended to explain patiently.
"Why didn't you say it earlier?"
"Don't you know how to count?"
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"You dead old man, why don't you look at it, what about the five hundred I just had?" The middle-aged woman couldn't help it and scolded loudly.
After all, a woman is a woman, especially the character who loves money, once she knows that she has lost her money, she even forgets what she just did.
"I also put it in my bag just now, who would have thought that it was actually stolen." The fortune teller had an unlucky look on his face, and explained with a sad face.
"Didn't I put it in front? What do you put in your wallet for? โ
"Aren't I worried that there will be too many people and take the money away? Fuck it, who would have thought that with so many people guarded, a thief would dare to do it? โ
The fortune teller no longer has the sanctimonious appearance just now, and continues to shout with a rogue and hooligan look: "Fourth, you know that I am so busy, and I drink the northwest wind when my wallet is stolen." โ
It's no wonder that he disregarded his face and guarded everyone and sent his anger, but it was filled with the cost of fortune-telling in the past ten days, which was several thousand yuan, and he lost it and even had no place to eat.
"Nima, liar, so you're in the same group?"
"It's just, it's still a living immortal, it's not bullshit."
"Call the police and arrest them."
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Everyone immediately came to their senses and scolded angrily to express their anger, while the man just now left quietly, obviously not able to afford to lose this person.
This is also understandable, a highly educated intellectual was actually teased by a few charlatans, and he definitely couldn't hold his face, and he didn't even have the mood to retaliate and scold.
The fortune teller saw that someone took out his mobile phone to call the police, hurriedly packed up his outfits, glared at Zhang Yang fiercely, and left with the middle-aged woman wolf bรจi with the bag on his back.
Although everyone was angry, they didn't dare to stop them, in case they were forced to hurry, who knows if the liar had a murder weapon or something like that?
"Let's go." Zhang Yang turned his head sideways to Shen Xuedao, who was still stunned.
"You carry me behind your back and continue shopping." Shen Xue came back to her senses, smiled and immediately pounced on him.
"Don't, your little girl is carried by a man, aren't you afraid of gossip?"
Zhang Yang dodged with his head sideways, thinking that once she was on her back, she didn't know when she would be willing to come down, and she would escape this catastrophe first.
"What am I afraid of? No one knows me anyway. โ
Although Shen Xue said this, she no longer forced him, and walked forward like a couple with her arms around him.
"Why didn't you catch these liars just now?"
Shen Xue knew that he was very skilled, and since he knew that he was a liar, with his usual character, he would definitely be sent to the police station.
"They are also a means of making a living, who will be a liar if they have money?"
Zhang Yang turned his head sideways and sighed helplessly and continued: "He is also old, there is no need to force him to a dead end. โ
"Was his wallet really stolen?"
"You were all paying attention to his fortune telling when a thief took his wallet behind him." Zhang Yang said with a smile.
"Then why didn't you warn him, or catch the thief?" Shen Xue was even more curious.
"Thieves stealing the money of scammers can be regarded as black, we don't need to care about such idle things."
Zhang Yang said relaxed, in fact, just now he also wanted to catch the thief and send the thief to the police station with a few scammers.
However, seeing that the thief was in his forties, in rags, he was not deliberately disguised in tatters, he should have a family in real difficulty, or a poor person.
What's more, he stole the money of several liars, which can be regarded as a kind of retribution for the liars, so Zhang Yang couldn't help but not make a move.
"Let's go, let's take a taxi to the supermarket and buy something to eat."
Shen Xue saw confusion flashing on Zhang Yang's face, thinking that she had made him carry him for so long just now, which made him very tired, so she offered to take a taxi.
"Hmm."
Zhang Yang felt that his mood was a little heavy, or that the liar and the thief had affected his mood, so he walked to the side of the road with Shen Xue to stop a taxi.
There were a lot of taxis in the city, and in less than a minute, the taxi stopped in front of them when they saw the two people greeting them.
"Big brother, look, weren't they those liars just now?" Shen Xue opened the car door and suddenly pointed to the opposite side of the road and shouted.
Zhang Yang followed his finger and looked, in an alley not far away, the three fortune tellers just now were punching and kicking around a person.
He saw that the person lying on the ground was actually the thief he saw, and he immediately understood.
Among the three swindlers, the man in his thirties who was the trustee should have also discovered the thief, but he didn't dare to alarm everyone, and secretly followed him and caught him.
The alleys are very hidden, and the green belts and trees on both sides of the highway are really not easy to spot if you don't look closely.
"Hey, are you going to get in the car?" The taxi driver saw the two of them stunned and urged impatiently.
"I'm sorry, we have some things, so let's not sit down for now." Zhang Yang said with an apologetic smile on his face.
"If you don't sit down and talk early, delay my time." After the driver gave the two of them a blank look, he drove away.
"Let's go, let's go and have a look."
After Zhang Yang finished speaking, he took Shen Xue's arm, stepped over the guardrail in the middle, and walked towards a few people on the other side of the road.
From afar, you can see that the thief could no longer resist, and was lying on the ground curled up in a ball, looking very pitiful.
And the three liars had no intention of stopping, and even the middle-aged woman just now was extremely fierce and kicked at the thief on the ground.
It's no wonder that the money swindled at the risk of being arrested was actually stolen, and the anger can be imagined.
"Please, don't fight, I know it's wrong." The thief knelt on the ground and pleaded in a choked voice.
"Damn, can you not give it to us? Is it all over if you get it wrong? โ
The fourth child, who had been doing the support just now, was young and strong, kicked the thief in the chest, kicked him to the ground and continued: "Don't hurry up and hand over the bag." โ
"I ...... I really lost my wallet, I don't lie to you, please let me go this time. โ
"TMD, who are you fooling? Just stole our wallet and said we lost it? โ
Syllable!
With a crisp sound, the fourth man rushed up and slapped the thief hard and scolded.
"Fourth, have you ever seen him contact someone else, or that he has an accomplice, and took his wallet away?" The fortune teller asked.
"Without Uncle Hua, after he stole his wallet just now, I have been following him."
The fourth child said very surely, and said with a trace of doubt on his face: "It's just that the wallet is not on him, I don't know where he got it?" โ