Chapter 35 Witty Words
As soon as the literati heard that it was a monk from Shaolin Temple, his voice suddenly became much quieter, in the three counties of the western region, who would dare not buy Shaolin's face?
However, the literati species have always regarded themselves as arrogant, although these people no longer say it, but their faces are still full of contempt and disdain, holding their breath, ready to go back to write to Shaolin Temple to put some public opinion pressure.
Seeing this, Fahai secretly laughed, snapped his fingers, and called the guy over.
"Settle accounts!"
"Master, a total of five taels of silver!"
"You're really not ordinary expensive here, a meal is worth a room in the capital." Fahai sighed, but in the end he took out the money happily, "No, this is ten taels, and the rest will be rewarded to you." ”
"Thank you for the master's reward, I don't know what else can the little one serve?"
When the guy saw it, he immediately smiled, of course, he also knew in his heart that as soon as someone made a move, it was a reward of five taels of silver, and there must be something to inquire.
"Can you get the door to the chat?" Fahai gets straight to the point.
Fahai had heard the name of Liaozhai on the mountain, and knew that it was a place for cultivators to trade in this world, but he had never been there, and he only knew that he needed a door to enter Liaozhai.
"This ...... The master is a Shaolin monk, so he naturally went to get it, but this certificate requires a hundred taels of silver. When the man heard this, he scratched his head and explained, "This is the rule of chatting, in order to prevent idle people from going to cause trouble." ”
"This poor monk knows that you just need to get a door certificate for the poor monk." Fahai nodded. Liaozhai set the door so high, firstly, to generate income, and secondly, ordinary peddlers and pawns could not afford to spend this money to go in and hang out.
"It's simple, and our store has it." The guy laughed.
"No, here is a hundred taels!"
Looking at the guy who was going upside down, Fahai felt quite comfortable for a while, this world is the same as the previous life, rich is the master!
After eating and drinking, he pretended to be cool and broad, which couldn't help but tighten his pants at the adjacent table and come up to enjoy the snow and poetry, and the poor sour scholars who came up to enjoy the snow and poetry were even more disdainful, and they shook their heads with disdain, whispered mockery, and pointed at Fahai from time to time.
"Are you finished? That poor sour, it's you, what were you talking about just now? ”
Fahai didn't bother to care about it before, it didn't mean that he was easy to bully, so he stood up directly, strode to the adjacent table, raised his hand and slapped it on the table, and the sturdy peach wood table collapsed like tofu dregs, and the table was scattered all over the place.
Seeing Fahai's sudden use of force, for a moment, the house full of ink and people was suddenly frightened, and they were not stupid to see the broken wood slag all over the ground, and secretly pretended to be stupid.
"The poor monk asked what you were muttering just now?"
"I ...... Am I composing poetry? Sitting on the wooden bench, a lewd young scholar replied that just now he was the most happy to lose Fahai, but at this time he was trembling like a chicken, for fear that Fahai would slap him and pat him and make him unable to take care of himself.
"Oh! Bard? ”
Hearing this, Fahai clasped his hands to his chest, raised his chin, and smiled, "Read it to me." ”
"Huh?"
The scholar was stunned when he heard this, but after all, he was a person who had read books for half his life, and he was also a little anxious, and at this time, he was forced by Fahai, and happened to catch a glimpse of the snowflakes fluttering outside the building, and suddenly came to inspiration, and trembling and said, "Ah! It doesn't rain when it snows, and when it hits the ground, it turns into rain. It's so troublesome to turn into rain, it's better to rain in the first place! ”
The more the scholar spoke, the smoother he became, and finally forgot to remember the fear, unconsciously shook his head and shook his head, and chanted until the end he admired himself a little, although according to the rhythm of the poem, this poem is not as good as the limerick of the villager, but it is better than God, and in this situation, he can still open his mouth and come, and it seems that he is a little more powerful than Cao Zijian, who became a poem in seven steps.
"Good!!"
After some other literati and writers came back to their senses, they also whispered praise, and a few bold and even quite provocative looked at Fahai, which obviously means that we are not as good as you when we do it, but we are far from the monk who can only fight and kill when you move your mouth.
"What bullshit? If this kind of poetry is also a poem, then the poor monk will also give you a good poem! ”
Seeing this, Fahai sneered and smiled, "You poor and sour four-body are not diligent, you don't distinguish between grains, you are idle all day long, dancing and writing, and you don't do serious things than our monks, hum, a group of scumbags, hear clearly!" ”
Fahai first came to a preface, and before they could argue, Fahai was already pacing and reciting.
"Scholars don't eat when they eat, and the food becomes in their stomachs. It's really troublesome to become, it's better to eat in the first place!! ”
Puff~
The two pink young men who were sitting quietly drinking not far upstairs squirted out half of the wine in one gulp.
After a poem, the audience is full of birds.
Although the Confucian students didn't spray, but it was like a frosted eggplant, after shooting, all of them wilted, this little monk pointed to Sang scolded Huai not to say, but it was so neat that they could only look at poetry and sigh when they were full of talent, and they couldn't think of how to refute it for a short time and find the field.
"Amitabha!"
Fahai announced the Buddha's name, ignored this group of shameful and angry Confucians, took the door from the guy at the staircase, threw out thirty taels of silver, and strode downstairs.
"Thirty taels?! The shopkeeper, there is a broken table upstairs, and before the other heroes come to eat, quickly replace it with a spare ......"
No way, in this era, the tables in the restaurant have always been consumables, and the compensation for the tables and chairs in Yuelaiju every year is worth more than several times the income of the entire restaurant.
The shopkeeper of Yuelaiju said that on the surface, we opened a restaurant, but in fact, we all sell tables, chairs and tableware......
……
Upstairs in the distance, the pink boy who was teased by Fahai took out a white and delicate handkerchief to wipe his lips, his phoenix eyes raised slightly, and he commanded lightly, "Lian'er, go and find out where this little monk came from?" ”
"Isn't he a disciple of Shaolin?" On the child's side, the little scholar who is also pink and delicate is crisp.
"The monks of Shaolin Temple are famous for fighting and killing, how can there be such a living treasure?"
There was a hint of confusion in the pink boy's crystal eyes, "With my cultivation, I can't even see the fluctuation of his mana, this little monk is definitely not simple." ”
"Princess, the Holy King made an exception to allow us to come out this time, so that we could come to the Central Plains to spread the news of the Pure Yang Relic Treasure and draw their attention to Luliang Mountain, so let's not cause trouble anymore."
"You know what? Although I can't see where he came from, when he made a move, he actually caused the Taisu Yin Qi in my body to operate on its own......"
"What?! It's not ......"
"Yes, maybe he is the furnace that my grandfather searched for me and never found......"
"Ahh This is much more important to the Holy Sect than the Pure Yang Relic Treasure, and I will immediately inquire about him!" ”
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