Control.

Human beings like to use this word to satisfy a kind of happiness in understanding the unknown.

However, in this world, how many people can really control a thing, or a movement?

For example, Jordan, a basketball superstar like Jordan, dare to say that he has complete control over the sport of basketball?

To be in control, you must be 100% familiar with something, and be able to navigate it with ease!

Here, however, the narrator uses the word "control".

The most strange thing is that all the people in the world have not refuted this!

Because, Zhou Yan not only controls the sport of football, but also surpasses all the previous stars in the football world!

Zhou Yan is the king of football!

The rest of the game turned out to be rather unsightly.

It was a completely one-sided trend - no matter how hard the German strikers tried, they could not break the defense of Mama; The goalkeepers of the German team have changed several times, but they can't resist Zhou Yan's godlike and whimsical shot!

At the beginning, the audience, and even football lovers all over the world, would cheer for Zhou Yan's every wonderful goal.

However, with all the incredible goals, the crowd was already a little tired...... No matter how wonderful the goal is, at most, Jiang Ju, Jiang Shan, Ouyang Shanshan and others cheer!

Even, many German fans turned off the TV or other video equipment at this time, and went directly to the bar to get drunk - a few years later, this day was known as the first game of the decline of the German team in the world!

Just after today. It was as if the German team had fallen into a nightmare. As soon as you play. will think of Ma Ma's impenetrable defense and Zhou Yan's pervasive attack!

The German team, after a long time, will never be able to win the World Cup again!

(Please don't spray!) ）

The final result of the match was 36 to 0.

This is a number that shocked the world!

This is also the beginning of the world football community to re-watch Chinese football!

Chinese football, finally like the slogan - rise!

Major official magazines have published their evaluations of the battle.

-- We have reason to suspect that the German team is releasing water, but on the field, Mr. Zhou Yan's miraculous ball skills. Mr. Mama's impenetrable defense, and the huge disparity in the final result, all tell everyone that Chinese football has been proudly on top of the world!

Chinese Legend Talented Youth Team! Rise up!

The Times Times

The Times reviews should be decent, completely neutral evaluation of the disparity between the two teams!

However, a well-known sports weekly in Meiguo is full of banter.

-- What happened to the German team? What a situation this is! It was actually poured thirty-six to zero! This is against the sky! (Please use the Fan Wei style to read, everyone understands.) ）

Could it be that the Chinese legendary talent youth team collectively ate weige before the game? Or is it that the German team came to China and was not adapted?

It's not like that!

Well, let's guess.

There are two possibilities for such a situation.

First, the Huaxia team gave the German team a lot of money and asked them to release the water - but the water was too strict, wasn't it?

Incredible!

Second. The German team is not adapted, and it is estimated that it is the first meal in China. Ate a lot of Shudu Malatang? Collective diarrhea?

It's not like that!

Don't everyone run the field?

Hahaha!

So-and-so Sports Weekly.

Xiangdu Sports Weekly said it more interestingly.

-- This newspaper has learned that an interesting phenomenon has emerged in the contest between the Chinese legendary talented youth team and the German World Cup national football team this morning.

The German team kept changing players, and every player was quite desperate and hard working on the field.

On the other hand, the Chinese legendary talent youth team, their team has been maintained from the beginning to the end of the game, and there has never been a substitution. What's even more interesting is that after the whole game, none of the members of the Chinese Legend Genius Youth Team were sweating!

What does this mean?

The German team went all out, but the Chinese legendary talented youth team didn't work hard at all!

We can all boldly guess that if the players of the Chinese Legend Genius Youth Team all started a little bit of spirit, would the result of this game be several times higher than 36 to 0?

Great China is mighty! The Chinese legendary talented youth team reproduces the heroic style of football in the Great Song Dynasty thousands of years ago!

……

Of course, almost all the media wanted to be able to interview the players of today's game, especially the legendary ambassador Zhou Yan, who formed this super team.

However, to their disappointment, they didn't even see Zhou Yan's face at all!

As soon as the game ended, Zhou Yan and his team, as well as the direct cheerleaders, the two sisters of the Jiang family, Ouyang Shanshan and others, were taken to the state banquet hall, and then disappeared......

Speaking of the state banquet hall, I have to talk about the scene at the dinner of the players of the two countries.

"Mr. Zhou Yan, I have only one word for you!" Klose raised his glass and saluted, "Serve!" Convincing suit! The admiration of the five-body throw! ”

Zhou Yan said lightly: "Mr. Klose is promoted, I often watch you play, speaking of which, you are still one of my idols......"

This is obviously the coinage of the red fruit fruit!

Moreover, this coin is too beautiful and layered!

kicked someone on the football field with a superscore disparity of 36 to 0, but said to people at the wine table, "I often watch you play, you are my idol......"

This is not the slap in the face of the red fruit, what is the coin?

Tuscher said: "When I go back this time, I will say goodbye to football completely. ”

Zhou Yan smiled and said, "Why? You're still young, and you've got a long way to go in football. ”

Tuscher was speechless, silently drinking the wine from the glass in front of him.

You're ya, you're actually asking why?

How many people can still muster the courage to continue to make a living on the court under such crazy abuse today?

Zhou Yan has become a nightmare for all football players in Germany, no, the world!

Wine until slightly drunk.

The chief said quietly: "Ambassador so-and-so, if I remember correctly, there seems to be an agreement between us?" ”

So-and-so smiled bitterly.

At this time, what else can he do but smile bitterly?

Two tears flowed!

He silently poured half a bottle of white wine into the bowl in front of him - although the wine used in the state banquet was not bad, it was all high-grade wine......

Ambassador XX swore that from now on, he would never bet with anyone!

Or, absolutely no more bets with the chief!

I can't afford to lose! It's a shame! (To be continued......)

PS: Happy Valentine's Day!