The fourth eighty-fourth, two mobile phones
The second updateββ
The drowning flat-chested policewoman was released to the river, her figure was very slender and toned, lying flat on the ground, her clothes were wet and stuck to her body, looking quite seductive. But Lin Bai was worried when he looked at this guy...... Why do you think you're holding on to that? Is it necessary to die for a shield?
The elf princess also came over, she shot the shield into Jiang Xin, so she blamed herself now, squatting next to the flat-chested policewoman and didn't know what to do, and said helplessly: "I hurt her, Mr. Demon King, save the police sister." β
"What's so salvage about this, she just drank a little water, and with her extremely strong and incomparable physique, it will be fine in minutes." Lin Bai spread his hands and said: "If I hurry up to give her artificial respiration like in the cartoon and take the opportunity to kiss her, then I must be mentally ill, so don't do such a bloody thing." β
Sure enough, a few minutes later, the flat-chested policewoman woke up, and the first thing she did when she woke up was to hold the shield tightly: "It's back, it's not ......" The flat-chested policewoman is such a strong person, and now she looks like she is about to cry, it seems that she was really frightened just now.
Lin Bai spread his hands: "Hey, I helped you get it back, even the people with shields were fished by me, why don't you thank me?" β
"Oh, yes!" The flat-chested policewoman got up from the ground and gave Lin Bai a serious salute: "Thank you, Xiaobai, if it weren't for you, my shield wouldn't be able to be recovered, and I would have drowned, thank you very much." β
"Yes, the attitude is more sincere." Lin Bai laughed.
"I'm done thanking you, it's time to continue arresting you." The flat-chested policewoman continued.
"I'll rub!" Lin Bai almost didn't fall to the ground.
The flat-chested policewoman didn't do it right away. She looked at the extra elven princess next to her, and carefully studied her appearance in elven leather armor ready to fight. I couldn't help but wonder: "Huh? You ......"
The elf princess shrank behind Lin Bai: "Sister policeman, I'm sorry. I just followed you, trying to follow you to find the villain who was secretly filming me and shoot him with an arrow...... When I see you fighting, I ...... Just shoot your shield, don't be angry. β
"I see, you shot that arrow...... You didn't expect the shield to be shot into the river, and you can't be blamed. The flat-chested policewoman was a reasonable and good girl, and she immediately forgave the elf princess who was messing in, but she immediately pointed at Lin Bai and said, "But don't treat him as a good person." He's the one who took your nude photos. β
"What?" The elf princess was taken aback, took two steps back, and looked at Lin Bai blankly: "Really? β
Lin Bai suddenly sweated profusely, Nima, now this situation is troublesome, if I explain that I didn't take it, then I have to explain why the photo is on my laptop, and then I will inevitably say that the real culprit is her mother, how big will this blow to the little girl? It's hard to tell her. Your mother is a woman who has been widowed for 250 years and has been in a panic, extremely lewd in bed, and in order to please me, she secretly took a private photo of her daughter and gave it to me?
Put it this way. If the little girl is not good, she will be hurt very badly, and the psychological shadow will be hurt, which is a bit too much.
Out of the general principle of protecting the pure and fragile heart of the little girl from harm. Lin Bai had no choice but to pick up the bad things on his shoulder, and he was ruthless in his heart. With a wry smile: "Okay, I did it." I see that you are young and beautiful, pure and lovely, I really like it, I can't help it for a while, so I take advantage of your unpreparedness to secretly take a nude photo of you, and secretly look at your photo at night to fall asleep, I feel very sorry about this matter...... I'm so sorry I'm so perverted. β
In fact, half of this paragraph is true, Lin Bai really thinks she is very beautiful and cute, and she will indeed use the princess's naked photos to make a snack at night and then fall asleep, this half is true, and in general it is not too wrong.
The princess's pretty face turned red as soon as she brushed the ground, and she took three steps back in a row, looking at Lin Bai in disbelief.
The flat-chested policewoman smiled bitterly and raised her voice: "Now that the truth is revealed, there is nothing to say, Xiaobai, you are really hurting by secretly taking nude photos of others, violating the public security administration punishment regulations, and violating the privacy of others......" After listing a lot of messy things, she turned to the elf princess and said, "Little sister, do you want to sue him?" If you want to sue, there can be several ways to sue, civil liability and criminal liability can be pursued, depending on your attitude, the punishment for him will be different......"
"It depends on my attitude?" The elf princess said curiously: "How do you look at this?" β
"Ahem, let's put it this way." The flat-chested policewoman said seriously: "If he invades your privacy and causes you serious harm, such as mental harm or something, it can be regarded as a very bad circumstance, and he should compensate you for your mental losses, and it can be regarded as a great danger to the society, and he will be detained for several years." β
"Oh...... I see. The elf princess actually didn't understand it, words like mental loss were too difficult for her, she just heard a general meaning, in short, if she said that Lin Bai was guilty, Lin Bai would be punished heavily. If she said that Lin Bai was not guilty, then she would be innocent.
The princess suddenly craned her neck: "Sister policeman, you are mistaken." β
"What? What am I mistaken? The flat-chested policewoman wondered.
"Actually, that candid shot is...... Ahem...... I deliberately let him shoot it......" The fairy princess's pretty girl was so red that she was about to bleed: "I knew it when he filmed, and I wasn't afraid at all." I didn't do any serious damage, and the plot wasn't bad at all. β
"What?" The flat-chested policewoman was shocked: "You ...... You're actually ...... Lying to cover him up in front of the police? β
This lie is big, the flat-chested policewoman saw her panicked just now, she also took a bow and arrow to shoot the villain to death, looking very depressed, and now when she heard that the prisoner was Lin Bai, she immediately became "deliberately let him shoot", "I knew it when he filmed", "I was not afraid at all", this testimony of Nima was simply a 360-degree shocking flip, completely unreasonable.
"Hey, what's wrong with you?" Flat-chested policewomen are simply crazy.
"No, I didn't ...... much" The elf princess is an elf after all, and she is not good at lying, or rather, there are few people in the entire elf clan who can lie, her pretty face is very red, a small half is shy, and most of it is because of the blood upsurge caused by lying, if you take a lie detector to test her, it is guaranteed to make the hands of the lie tremble like the outline of a gear.
The flat-chested policewoman suddenly felt that this scene was familiar, oh, I still remember that a year or two ago, when I first met Lin Bai, something similar happened in the closet of Qianqian's house, when she heard Qianqian screaming pervert, so she rushed in to save people, but Qianqian said that Lin Bai was her boyfriend, and the two of them were flirting, which made the flat-chested policewoman depressed...... A year or two later, the same situation happened again.
The flat-chested policewoman felt that her worldview had collapsed, she patted Lin Bai's shoulder and muttered, "Okay, you're amazing...... You're awesome...... You are simply very stylish, the same thing actually happened again, there are always women who save you regardless of face, I am convinced. β
Lin Bai spread his hands: "This fully shows that I am a good person, and you should also change your opinion of me." β
"You're not a good person!" The flat-chested policewoman said angrily: "When you rescued me under the water just now, you took the opportunity to touch my chest." β
Lin Bai: "......"
The flat-chested policewoman said depressedly: "You are here to save me, I have nothing to say." But I'm going to call my boyfriend and ask him to denounce you. β
"No, I'm so scared." Lin Bai Khan: Isn't your boyfriend me? Did you tell me to clean me up?
The flat-chested policewoman said as she flipped through her pocket, and there was a blistered mobile phone in her pocket, which of course couldn't be turned on. Frustrated, she threw her wet phone to the ground, and turned her head to see a purse on the rock, with two phones next to it.
It was Lin Bai's wallet and mobile phone, one mobile phone was his usual use, and the other was a special mobile phone for masked heroes.
The flat-chested policewoman grabbed a mobile phone casually, which was the one Lin Bai usually uses, and quickly output a channeling number: "Xiaobai, don't run, my boyfriend will definitely come immediately after answering the phone, you and him are still friends, the so-called friend's wife can't play, you touch the chest of your friend's girlfriend, you are dead." β
Lin Bai's face was full of wry smiles: Oh, my mother, what is this?
As soon as the flat-chested policewoman's phone number was dialed, another mobile phone on the stone vibrated and made a buzzing sound......
The flat-chested policewoman glanced at the mobile phone and snorted, "Xiaobai, your call is here." At the same time, he put the mobile phone in his hand to his ear, waiting for the masked hero to answer the phone, but strangely enough, the call was never answered.
"Huh? My boyfriend may be too busy saving the world to answer the phone. The flat-chested policewoman hung up the phone: "I'll call him later." β
As soon as she hung up, the other phone on the stone also stopped vibrating.
"Huh?" The beautiful eyes of the flat-chested policewoman suddenly bulged round, staring at the two mobile phones, looking at this and then at that one, and the suspicious look on her face couldn't be hidden.
Lin Bai was sweating profusely, took a step back, and gently took the elf princess's hand: "Sister, we have to run away quickly." β
At this time, the elf princess's heart was still thinking about what Lin Bai said just now: I see that you are young and beautiful, pure and lovely, I really like it, I can't help it for a while, so I took a nude photo of you secretly while you were unprepared, and secretly looked at your photo at night to fall asleep...... (To be continued......) R1292