Chapter 0225 The Teacher of the Rental House Arrives
At this time, Xiao Xingchen was on the verge of being ready to send it, although the big white face and red lips outside, although it was more terrifying than the coughing turtle-waisted old man, but the doorbell kept ringing, why couldn't he not let go of the door?
He fearlessly let go of the door, and the person he saw really couldn't tell if she was a human or a ghost for a while? She didn't know whether she was crying or laughing, she went straight to the house, and when she entered the house, she closed the door with her backhand.
Xiao Xingchen's hair stood on end, and the only thing that comforted him was that this white-faced woman was sweating, and there was no feeling of swishing in the yin wind - I heard the old man say that ghosts are like that.
"You, you...... Can you sue me for something? Xiao Xingchen asked in fear.
"Hehe, you know you're a virgin at a glance!" The blood-red lips spat out words that were worse than the thick phlegm of the old man at the turtle waist.
"Are you ......" When Xiao Xingchen heard this, his first thought was: Is it a middle-aged prostitute?
"I'm not a ghost, I can't eat you?" The voice of the big pink face and bloody lips seemed to be laughing, but from that countenance, it was impossible to judge this. "You're just renting such a big house by yourself?"
"Uh......" Xiao Xingchen felt like he had been poured from the top of his head by a scoop of cold water.
"I'm in charge of this piece!" The big pink face said with bloody lips and sat down on the sofa.
"You're the street director?" Xiao Xingchen's sense of fear suddenly drifted to a distant place. It turned out that he was a false alarm: he was a front-line cadre, but he was suspicious. It's normal for the street leaders to find out about the house they just rented!
"Hehe......" The big pink face moved a few times like a dog gnawing on a bone.
Xiao Xingchen undoubtedly laughed when he heard her voice. But judging by her face, it was still impossible to tell if she was crying or laughing!
"I take care of the things in my life! Before you lived in this house, there were three young people, and everything they needed was done by me......" The blood-red lips and big pink face suddenly froze: "You can't understand me?" ”
"......" Xiao Xingchen would rather exchange two turtle-waisted old men for this woman at this time, at such an age, saying such a thing, he can't even ask himself? At this age, it's the age of an old aunt, and it's still ......
"Hehehe, you look scared like that, you still think it's me?" Da Fan glanced at him and said.
Xiao Xingchen thought to himself: If there is another war, just find someone like Da Fan Face and stand in the first row, then the enemy will definitely be scared away, this is the real soldier who surrenders without a fight!
Big pink face and blood-red lips took out a stack of photos from his handbag and handed them to Xiao Xingchen.
At this time, her exaggerated face was deformed, and Xiao Xingchen had already determined: she was laughing. This smile, like the stench scraped out of the gutter, hit his nose, and he involuntarily covered his nose.
"Don't you see this? But she's only sixteen! Did you know at sixteen? At the age of sixteen, he said...... "Seeing this young man's pale face, judging from her experience: this young man is an incompetent person!" "In that case, I've got medicine here!"
Big pink face, blood and red lips are multi-tasking, not only a bustard, but also a doctor!
"Ah...... Auntie, you're looking for a young lady for me, right? Although Xiao Xingchen felt extremely humiliated: a young man, misunderstood, what medicine do you need? So, with great endurance, he restrained his anger. Asked softly.
"Yes...... Oh, yes? Do you want to be beautiful or small, here's it? If that's a bit of a gimmick, I've got all kinds of medications here! "Big pink face and red lips regret his lack of sales skills. I've been here for so long, and I haven't made it clear at all.
"Oh...... Auntie, are you doing this...... Hehe! See if I rent such a big house, I'm someone who has a girlfriend and she works the night shift! In order to send her away from here quickly, Xiao Xingchen gave full play to his greatest acting talent.
"Isn't it too early to come back on the night shift? If you don't dislike it, Auntie will teach you a few tricks, Auntie has little money, just give money! The big pink face said with blood-red lips, and pulled down the skirt that was much thicker than the bucket, revealing two big fat legs thicker than his waist!
"You ......" Xiao Xingchen's face instantly swelled into the color of a purple eggplant, and he was so nervous that he seemed to be at the end of the world: such an old bustard, if something happens and he is locked up for ten and a half months, then the refining of his brainwave medicine emperor medicine will be in vain, and his practice of acupuncture will be delayed.
"You lift your skirt!" Xiao Xingchen said sharply. However, he took out his certificate as an international super-level anti-drug hero: "I am a policeman, I have an important task to carry out today, otherwise, you will eat the existing ones today!" ”
"Ahh She was afraid that because she didn't have to count her fingers, she would be released back for less than a week.
Xiao Xingchen leaned on the door of the house all of a sudden, he swore to the sky and the earth, and swore to the lord of the land: Except for those who know the roots, he will never let this door go!
Tomorrow night, the medicinal materials of the wine bubble will be a week, and the refining of the Brain Wave Medicine Emperor will begin. He was frightened twice this afternoon, and he lay very weak on the couch.
At this time, what he felt most afraid of was the doorbell, and he couldn't imagine whether he would be terrified if the breakfast delivery person would ring the doorbell tomorrow morning.
"Ding......" Xiao Xingchen's heart was a little calm, and suddenly, he heard the doorbell ring again. He tried to warn himself that nothing in the world was terrible, and yet, his whole body was still trembling. He deeply felt that he could not live up to the title of this international hero.
Anyway, there is one thing he knows very well, that is, whoever comes, and he won't open the door!
He plugged his ears and eyes with both hands, tried to keep the doorbell as low as possible, and then put his eyes on the cat's eyes.
Seeing a plainly dressed girl standing outside the door, he smiled coldly: This old bustard looks like he's going to work hard for money! I said I was a police officer, but she sent a young lady anyway.
In his thoughts, the doorbell rang for the second time.
You press it, press it, press it! Even if you ring the bad doorbell, no one will put the door on you!
Ah, why is this girl's eyes so big, why is her mouth so small, and her nose so straight? Oh oh oh, don't take you so intoxicating!
Is this door to be put or not to be put down?
The most powerful force that captures a man's heart is a real beauty! It only took a very short time for him to go from resolutely not letting go of the door, to whether to let go of the door, and then to opening the door violently, and this time never exceeded a second.
The door opened, and the man was gone! Yes...... What's going on, is there really a ghost in this world? When he was thinking nervously, he saw that the elevator was going down, down the eighth and seventh floors......
The house he rented was 1202, so he quickly chased down another elevator.
When he reached the ground floor, he found that another elevator had also stopped on the first floor, and there was no one in the foyer. His scalp tingled: Is there really a ghost?
He rushed out of the hall, only to see the girl unlocking the battery car.
"You...... Are you looking for me? Xiao Xingchen asked in a rather complicated mood. At first, I was going to resolutely not let go of the door, but I was so determined! At this time, he caught up with people and asked.
It seems that the female character in this woman's heart is going to be replaced with a male character!
The girl's eyes looked at him warily: "Are you?" ”
"Why, aren't you the girl who rang my 1202 doorbell, I'm the one from 1202!" Xiao Xingchen hurriedly explained.
Paralyzed, if there is such a girl with him within two months of refining medicine, it will definitely turn decay into magic!
"Oh...... Hehe! The girl pushed the battery cart towards the elevator. Her motive was obvious, she wanted to go upstairs with the boy, and she was worried that the battery car would not be safe on the front, so she wanted to push it upstairs.
"I ......" Standing in the same elevator box, Xiao Xingchen searched his entire mind, but he couldn't find a word. He wanted to ask: Were you introduced by that blood-red lip? But his mouth opened a few times, but he didn't open his mouth.
"You don't care when, do you?" The elevator stopped on the 12th floor, and she locked the battery car and broke the silence first.
"No, no, no, no...... Hmm......" Xiao Xingchen began to breathe unevenly, he frantically opened the door, and after the girl entered the house, he closed the door with his backhand and grabbed the girl's hand!
The pearl of the night, the pearl of the night! Looking at the girl's clothes, as white as her face, and the white of her white sneakers, he shouted in his heart! God, you really patronize me, let you send me such an angel!
Instead, his heart collapsed, and a torrential rain fell on his face: Such a beautiful girl, why don't you make money, do you have to follow the bustard to do this?
God, save this girl's soul!
"What are you ......" the girl in white asked puzzled as she looked at his face and looked at the floor, like a toad waiting for rain.
"Oh...... It's nothing! Xiao Xingchen hurriedly pulled out a piece of paper and wiped away his tears...... God is so cruel to let such a beautiful girl do such an unseemly deed. Today, I'd rather not do it with her, but I'm also going to save her soul!
The girl began to be stunned: didn't he post on the Internet that he was a person who learned acupuncture? He's in the third room here, could it be that his other roommates posted it...... It's very likely!
"Are you ......" the girl wanted to ask him if you were the one who posted the acupuncture lesson, but before she could say the third word, he interrupted her.
"Tiny Tiny ...... Little comrade, don't you don't like to listen to what I say, you are so beautiful, I said what are you doing badly, you have to do this? ”
"What am I doing?" The girl's screams pierced the floor and continued to rush upwards.