106 The fat man will die again
Yang Yi came to the side of the three fat men, patted them on the shoulder, and said with a smile: "Why did you all run here?" Do you want to join a taekwondo club?! β
"Brother Yang?! You're here! Luo Jun was pleasantly surprised.
Fan Tao threw away the lunch box in his hand, hugged Yang Yi, and shouted, "Brother Yang, I want to kill you......"
"Isn't it just five days apart? As for it? Yang Yi was surprised.
"You don't know, I've been alone in the dormitory for the past five days, not to mention how lonely I am......" Fan Tao said aggrievedly.
Yang Yi, Fat Man and Luo Jun are all natives of Jincheng, and they all went home during the holidays, and only he stayed in the dormitory.
"Damn, why didn't you say it earlier, I would have taken you to my villa for two days if I knew it." Yang Yi said kindly.
"Cut ......" The three fat men drew a middle finger in unison, which seemed to say, if you don't pretend to force us to be good friends, what are you blowing, you have a villa, you will wear such a tattered outfit?
No one believed such honest words, Yang Yi touched his nose in embarrassment, and finally Fan Tao patted him on the shoulder and said: "I don't want to bother you, it's good to be in the dormitory, if I want to go to your house on vacation in the future, I will tell you." β
"No problem!" Yang Yi assured, "Oh, by the way, you don't really want to join the taekwondo club, do you?" β
"That's right, this is the joint decision of our invincible dormitory, three votes through guΓ², your vote doesn't matter anymore......"
Yang Yi broke out in a cold sweat and scolded: "My day, why don't you inform me, and why is it called the invincible dormitory?" β
"Our dormitory has joined the taekwondo club, and we have all become masters, can we not be invincible?"
Yang Yi shook his head: "I want to go to you, I don't want to add any clubs, I can't find an organization after participating in a few activities, how boring it is......"
The fat man and the others looked at each other, but they didn't expect Yang Yi to be so faceless, the fat man grabbed his shoulders and said enthusiastically: "Brother Yang, you can come too, I'll pay ......for your expenses."
"Can Brother Yang see that little bit of money in his eyes?" Yang Yi pretended to be forced, "I'm just curious why you want to join the taekwondo club, do you really want to become a master?" β
"Not ......"
The three of them shook their heads in unison, and then their faces lit up, which was no different from seeing a beautiful woman.
"Actually, we're here to pick up girls...... "The fat man explained, "You think, what a pretending thing to learn to do both, which girl is bullied, and a few buddies come forward, maybe people ......will make a promise to each other."
"That's it?" Yang Yi was surprised, these three people are not children anymore, so they won't just join the taekwondo club for this little thing.
"And what about ......" Luo Jun rolled his eyes, and his chin was slightly raised towards the fat Sun Ziqiang, which means that he is suing Yang Yi, you ask him.
The fat man rubbed his hands embarrassedly: "What, I heard that the two big beauties in our class will also come......"
"Who?" Yang Yi's eyes lit up, and he immediately became energetic when he heard the word beauty.
"Zhao Anyu and Hua Xuan's two classmates ......"
Fan Tao didn't wait for the fat man to answer, and immediately explained.
Yang Yi glanced at the fat man in surprise, and then suddenly said, the feelings are only here for the two of them.
"Fatty, I remember that you like Lin Zhuzhu, why did you shift the target again?"
"What else do you say...... the fat man didn't care about the summer heat, wrapped his arms around Yang Yi's neck, gritted his teeth and said, "It's not all because of you, what kind of limelight did you have during military training?" Now that the whole class is rumoring that you and Lin Zhuzhu are in love, what can Lao Tzu do except transfer the target? Continue to pursue my little bamboo bamboo, others will say that I dig the foot of the wall......"
The fat man was very angry, the horse he liked was snatched away by Yang Yi's hard work for a few days, the speed and efficiency were so fast that it was jaw-dropping.
That instructor is also really, Yang Yi knocked him down with a fist, I knew that this would be the result, and my Sun Qiang would be on it, maybe at this time, I can hug Xiao Zhuzhu and the moon before the moon.
"So that's the case......" Yang Yi was ecstatic, Nima, brother has also become a popular figure, but...... But......
"Fatty, it's not that Brother Yang said you ......" Yang Yi patted the fat man's shoulder, with an expression of 'don't doubt it, my brother is teaching you', "You don't like it well, why did you fall in love with Zhao Anyu and Hua Xuan, oh, by the way, which one do you fall in love with?" β
"This ......" The fat man rubbed his hands and said embarrassedly, "These two beauties have their own merits, if I choose Zhao Anyu, I am afraid that Hua Xuan, the Lori, will be disappointed in my heart, choose Hua Xuan, what should I do if Zhao Anyu is angry with me?" Hey, tell me what I should do so that I don't chill the hearts of the two beauties, or take them all......"
Yang Yi and the others only felt that it was dark in front of them, and they were about to faint to the ground, not from heat stroke, but completely by the fat man.
You're thinking too much, right, so nine out of ten can't be sure? I also chose one of the other and the other will be disappointed because of this, you think you are Takeshi Kaneshiro yourself?
Yang Yi finally stood firm, pouted and said, "Fatty, it's not Brother Yang who said you, why are you so dead in finding sister paper?" β
The baby-faced Luo Jun and Fan Tao nodded thoughtfully, Brother Yang is right, so right!
"What do you mean?!" The fat man didn't understand for a while, "You mean to wait for the two of them to confess to me?" This one...... We're men, we should take the initiative......"
Shi Bei should be impressed for three days, Yang Yi thought to himself, the ancients did not deceive me, in just five days, the fat man refreshed his lower limit and the thickness of his face, and the idiot Cheng dΓΉ......
"Your stupidity is always so creative......"
Yang Yi shook his head and sighed.
"You may have eaten too much brain fragments......
Luo Jun said.
"Go and soak up the sun, when it gets dark, people won't say you're an idiot......"
Even Fan Tao had the courage to drag a classic quotation, no way, the fat man is really sick.
At this time, if the fat man didn't know that a few people were burying himself, then he would have lived to a dog in the past nineteen years.
He stomped his foot angrily and shouted, "Jealousy, you are jealous, jealous that I am more handsome than you......"
The voice was angry, and it was a little louder, and some people around suddenly looked sideways, seeing the person who made the voice...... When the fat on that body was there, he suddenly turned his head with a shudder.
Damn, you dare to say that you are handsome like this, so didn't Lao Tzu become Huang Xiaoming?
At this moment, there was an uproar in the crowd, and screams rang out wantonly, and the shouts continued for a long time.
Yang Yi looked curiously, and just saw Zhao Anyu and Hua Xuan with stiff smiles, following behind Sun Jiahui and walking slowly.
As soon as these two mature and sexy, coquettish as a flower, and a pure and moving, lively and lovely big beauty appeared, they immediately brought a trace of coolness to the hot weather, and as soon as they appeared, they were two big beauties comparable to stars, not to mention how exciting they were.
Boys roar, girls are envious, jealous and hateful, why didn't such a good face be born in themselves? Damn......
Yang Yi frowned slightly, he didn't expect Sun Jiahui to harass Zhao Anyu and Hua Xuan again, could it be that his warning in the grove that night didn't work? Or did Sun Jiahui find a new backer?
Before he had time to think about it, the fat man had already rushed over excitedly, and naturally followed by Luo Jun and Fan Tao.
"Damn, fatty, why are you going to pick up a girl and pull me?" Yang Yi slapped him on the back of the head, which finally made the fat man sober up a little.
"Don't slap me on the head!" The fat man said fiercely, and then a smile piled up on his fat face, "That, Brother Yang, don't you know the two of them?" I want you to introduce me on my behalf......"
"Do you still need an introduction? You are so thick-skinned, besides, didn't you say that Zhao Anyu and Hua Xuan would join the taekwondo club? When the time comes, you added it and soon got to know each other? β
Yang Yi looked at the fat man with an idiot expression.