Chapter 5 There are ghosts, bicycle ghosts!
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Xiao Hai has not had a good time recently, the flow of people in taekwondo is getting thinner and smaller, and even when he came to taekwondo this morning, there was only one student staying in taekwondo. And the purpose of this student is quite simple and clear, that is, to quit the club!
Xiao Hai is not a person who likes to stay forcibly, he happily gave the student a withdrawal application form, but his eyes were already gloomy.
Ning Bufan! This qiÄ is all your fault, I want you to repay it twice! I want you to hell!
Hatred can make a kind person extreme and even unscrupulous, and Xiao Hai himself is not a kind person.
When the student saw Xiao Hai's expression, he was so frightened that he almost peed his pants, and after quickly filling out the withdrawal application, he rushed out of taekwondo......
Xiao Hai watched which student rushed out of the Taekwondo Club, and his face became more gloomy.
He took out his phone, hesitated slightly, and finally gritted his teeth and dialed the call that scared him when he thought about it.
You forced me, I hurt you, I want to make you worse than dead, life is better than death!
"Hey! Who. After the phone was connected, a rough man's voice was heard.
"Hey, is that Master Li?" Xiao Hai held back the fear in his heart and asked through gritted teeth.
"Well, who are you?" The rough voice slowly subdued, as if he hesitated, and then asked.
"I, I'm Xiao Hai, your student, a taekwondo student, Xiao Hai who stayed in the Korean Imperial Taekwondo Gym!"
"Oh? It's you! As soon as he heard the word Xiao Hai, his rough voice suddenly came to his senses, and he laughed, with a little evil in his voice, "Dear Xiao Hai, what's the matter?" You won't contact me when you return home? Afraid that I won't be able to eat you? We have many fond memories! ā
"No, no, aren't you very busy, how can I be afraid, if I'm afraid, I'm afraid to disturb you......" Xiao Hai swallowed his saliva, Chrysanthemum unconsciously tightened, he trembled in fear with his conditioned reflex, and then gritted his teeth and squeezed out a smile that was more ugly than crying.
"Oh? Not busy, not busy, as long as Ah Hai calls, he is not busy, haha! The smile on the other end of the line widened.
"This, well, calling you this time, in fact, someone insulted our taekwondo, scolded us taekwondo garbage, and that person was strong, I didn't accept the theory, and was directly beaten by that person, and our taekwondo president Yue Changzheng was directly sent to the hospital, and he hasn't woken up yet!"
"What? Damn, there are such people? The other end of the phone was stunned, and then the voice was full of monstrous anger!
"Yes, the man also scolded, said you, said you ......"
"What do you say about me?" There was the sound of something falling on the other end of the line, and it almost roared as he asked.
"Say you're a son of a bitch, gay rotten ass!" Xiao Hai's face was pale, and he finally spit out what he wanted to say, and after he finished speaking, the depression that had accumulated over the years had been swept away.
That year, Xiao Hai was a good comrade who had a lot of feelings for the opposite sex and a very normal orientation.
That year, he was sent to Daehan to learn taekwondo, and he thought he would be able to return from his studies in Daehan and become a kung fu master, and then confessed to Ah Hua, who had been secretly in love with the next village for a long time, and explained that he was a strong man!
It's a pity that on a stormy night, he met Lee Young-ki, and then on that night, he tried what it means to be heartbreaking!
Yes, it's heartbreaking, Lee Ying-ki not only has a base in his name, but also has a big kitki!
At that time, Xiao Hai was not as robust as he is now, like a small sufferer......
The pain of tearing is still faint until now! After staying for half a year, when he returned to China, he suddenly saw that his outlook on life had changed......
He has lost his feelings for women now, but he has feelings for those handsome men!
His orientation has been changed by the big devil Lee Young-ki, and he has changed alive!
This is the shame of Xiao Hai's life!
"What? Say Lao Tzu has a bad ass? I'm cĒo! You keep that bastard waiting! I'll come over and beat him to death right away! The other end of the phone did not resist homosexuality, but he was very angry at the words rotten ass, and after saying this, the electric head thundered loudly, and then the phone fell into a blind tone.
Obviously, Lee Young-ki smashed the phone!
Xiao Customs dropped the phone and looked outside the taekwondo door again, his eyes becoming extremely resentful.
Ning Bufan, you don't have many days to live!
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Of course, Ning Bufan didn't know that he was deeply remembered and had reached the point where he was incompatible, and at this moment, he had dinner at a roadside stall and rode towards his nest.
"Boss, the old car I thought about it before I remembered it, there are some loopholes in your phone!" When he was about to drive to the community, the bicycle suddenly shook the front wheel and said.
"Yes, boss, listening to the old car think like this, my X3 fighter suddenly feels that there is a loophole!" Nokia naturally upgraded its small machine name to the X3 fighter.
"What's the loophole?" Ning Bufan is very strange, there is a loophole in the phone call he made in the afternoon? It's perfect, where does the loophole come from?
"Boss, first, the number displayed on your phone is 135 followed by 8 8s, you know, right?" The Nokia phone is like an old pedant, and he explains it eloquently.
"yes, so what? Could it be that the numbers are too beautiful and unscientific? Ning Bufan was puzzled.
"Of course, although the number is indeed beautiful, but the problem is out, you called Emily and said that you were borrowing Ning Bufan from Yenching University, cough, cough, that is, you lied to Emily in your own name, you yourself are not called Ning Bufan, are you? I'll go, why are you so awkward! ā
"yes?" Ning Bufan was confused, he felt that after the evolution of Nokia mobile phones, everything else was good, but there was one more shortcoming, so the damn thing just liked to sell Guanzi" Say the point! ā
"Your name can be impersonated, but your number can't be impersonated no matter what, people will check it, and sooner or later it will be found out, do you say that you robbed Ning Bufan, cough cough, 's mobile phone or something?"
"What? So what to do? Ning Bufan was taken aback, hearing this, it seems that this is indeed the case, this is no different from covering his ears and stealing the bell, isn't it just an indirect admission that he is Ning Bufan?
"Boss, I really don't know why you resist Emily so much, let me tell you, Emily is a big angelic beauty!" Nokia mobile phone has some emotion and regret.
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"Boss, do you have low self-esteem, feel that you can't speak a word in front of foreign friends, or do you feel that your German is so bad that you are afraid of losing face abroad?"
"You're not done, be your Nokia phone, shut up! Your boss and I'm a genius, just a little German or something! Ning Bufan was poked in the center, and his face turned red unconsciously, but his face was still forced to save face.
"That's right, the boss is an absolute genius, don't speculate about the little machine! A talented man like Boss, Boss foreign languages, such as flax fall, just said that the fall is quite standard, which woman in this world can be worthy? Boss, the old car's admiration for you is like a surging river, and like the overflow of the Yellow River, it is out of control......" The bicycle did not hesitate to send a sycophant.
"You also shut up, don't talk to no one when you're dumb!" Ning Bufan's face was gloomy, and his temper was a little annoyed!
This sycophant obviously slapped his sore spot!
Later, when the bicycle and Nokia mobile phone shut up and drove honestly to the gate of the community, Ning Bufan suddenly realized that something was wrong with today's community.
It's really wrong, and it's my own building that is full of people, and people can't get through!
In the spirit of joining in the fun, Ning Bufan hurriedly rode up to occupy a place to watch, but as soon as he stepped forward, Ning Bufan saw a slightly familiar figure standing on the stairs, holding a megaphone and shouting loudly!
"Brothers and sisters in the community, this community is haunted and fierce! There are bicycle ghosts, there are mobile phone ghosts, damn it, I have checked the history of this community, this community used to be a cemetery! Graveyard! ā
"Resolutely resist black-hearted business, resolutely resist haunted real estate! I, Zhao Hu, vow to fight these evil forces to the end! ā
"I've already contacted the ghost hunters in Maoshan, and they will come right away to do the Dharma for you!"
Zhao Hu stood on the highest step in a suit and leather shoes, shouting loudly with a loudspeaker, looking full of a sense of justice like those patriotic and loyal martyrs in the early days.
His words were very sensational, and even a few people below who did not know the truth had already begun to scold Kaishang.
The community security guards gritted their teeth at Zhao Hu, but the power of the masses was so huge that they finally failed to run to the stage to arrest this alarmist Zhao Hu!
When Zhao Hu said that he was excited and his saliva was flying, he inadvertently glanced ahead, and when he saw Ning Bufan's bicycle, his hands trembled and pointed at him, his face was pale with fright, and he was already half crazy!
"Ghost, ghost, bicycle ghost!"