Chapter 388: Senior Sister Huang Fangfang
Since I can't get a specific look, and I don't know the figure, the only clue is ~ height.
As a professional thief and swindler, I think I will be able to find the backup of these related personnel at the Imperial Capital Police Station.
Zhou Yan asked, "When you say that, this teacher is really professional. Do you know what his height is? ”
Height, you can't change, right?
Winter melon is difficult: "Height? Approximately...... About ......"
Zhou Yan couldn't cry or laugh: "I said Sister Donggua, you said you didn't see this person's face, I put up with it." You say that you don't know if he's fat or skinny, and this can also be disguised by guò clothes. ”
He continued: "But you can't fake your height, can you? You won't sue me, you don't even see how tall he is? ”
Winter melon nodded: "That's right, he has been sitting in the cab of the car, but he can't see how tall he is......"
Sitting in the cab all the time?
Then it is really impossible to judge the height of this person!
Zhou Yan sighed: "If that's the case, then there's nothing I can do, even if I enter the Imperial Capital Police Station to investigate, just with the clues in your hands, there is nothing I can do." ”
No looks, no tall, short, fat or thin.
If you want to find someone in the personnel file of the Imperial Capital Police Station, it is undoubtedly difficult to go to the sky!
Winter melon said: "Are you looking for this person?" That's easy, too! Before leaving, this guy threw me a business card. It has his phone number on it! ”
Zhou Yan was taken aback.
The thief is the same as the mouse, and belongs to the role that everyone shouts and beats.
When. This is a thief's. And printed business cards?
He wanted to publicize his identity as a thief. Let people avoid him when they see him? Or do you want to leave clues for the police to arrest them?
Zhou Yan was puzzled.
At this time, the winter melon had already taken out its business card.
Zhou Yan took a closer look, this business card was not bad, and it looked quite classy.
The gold rim frame, the whole business card is transparent, and it is worth a lot of money at first glance.
On the business card, the name of the owner is prominently displayed.
President of the Three Hands Association of the Chinese Imperial Capital, and a practical tutor of the Three Hands Theory Research. He is a permanent member of the Imperial Capital Three Hands Alliance.
A lot of names.
The name is extremely simple - Ding Yi.
Below is his phone number, circle number, and email address.
Zhou Yan said speechlessly: "Now the world has changed, and even thieves have business cards." ”
Winter melon said: "You think it's strange? Now the continuous shooting people. Body. Write. Really all have business cards, let alone thieves? ”
And that's true.
Zhou Yan said: "However, if the thieves have business cards, doesn't that provide great convenience for the public security organs to arrest them?" ”
Winter melon said: "Are you stupid? There are so many apprentices in his hands, how could he steal them in person? Being a thief is a long way in the past for Ding Yi. Even if the police wanted to arrest him. Then you have to catch the thief and get dirty! ”
So that's what happened!
Zhou Yan smiled bitterly: "Why did he give you a business card?" Since he wants to take Xiao Xiaofeng away, it stands to reason that it is impossible to give you your contact information, right? ”
Winter melon said: "People said it." This time, I took Xiao Xiaofeng away because of next week's 'Huaxia God Thief Competition'. He has taught many apprentices in his life, but Xiao Xiaofeng is the most talented and diligent among them. The 'Huaxia God Thief Competition' is held every ten years,"
Winter melon said: "Ding Yi's biggest regret in his life is that he failed to win the first place in the Huaxia God Thief Competition. Ten years ago, he had a chance to win the championship, but unfortunately, in the final, he met a fierce opponent - Dian Guang Shi Lei Erniang. ”
"It is no accident that Lei Erniang was given the nickname 'Electric Flint Stone' by fellow Jianghu people. Anyone who has seen Lei Erniang's shot knows that using 'electric flint' to describe Lei Erniang's swiftness is a kind of smear against her. Lei Erniang's shot should be faster than electricity and light! Winter melon said: "Don't wonder why I know this, these things are all known from chatting on the road when I went to do DNA testing with Xiao Xiaofeng." ”
Zhou Yan touched his nose: "Please continue to ......"
Donggua continued: "At that time, at the beginning of the finals, Ding Yi had already discovered Lei Erniang's flaws, and he was actually able to obtain the title of Huaxia Thief God. ”
Zhou Yan said: "What flaw? ”
Winter melon said: "Although Lei Erniang's shot was as fast as lightning, there was a subtle movement before she made a move. As long as she does this action, she will inevitably make a move. ”
"What move?"
Zhou Yan said with interest.
"A second before Lei Erniang makes a move, her eyes will complete an arc like the moon, which is very beautiful." Winter melon said: "This is because when I first debuted, my hand speed was not so fast. So, when the stolen person is a man, she usually smiles like that......"
Zhou Yan nodded: "If Lei Erniang is good-looking and her eyes are also very beautiful, then if she smiles like this, ten men and ten souls will be hooked - in this way, her chances of success will be much greater!" ”
Winter melon: "That's exactly the truth, but after her hand speed was faster than lightning, it became a failure." ”
"Oh?" Zhou Yan was surprised: "Why is this?" ”
"Because Lei Erniang has formed this habit, she will smile like this before she makes a move when she doesn't need to rely on flattery~ to trick men into stealing things unconsciously." Winter melon sighed: "This has become her iconic table before she made a move, although ordinary people don't know, but Ding Yi, who is also a master in the stealing line, how can he not know?" ”
Zhou Yan nodded: "That's the truth, as long as you stare at Lei Erniang's eyes and see her smile turn into a crescent-like arc, you will immediately take precautions, which makes Lei Erniang have nothing to do." ”
Winter melon said: "This is so, so, in that year's 'Huaxia God Thief Competition', Ding Yi originally won!" ”
Zhou Yan sighed: "Listen to your tone, in the end, Ding Yi actually lost the game?" ”
Winter melon said: "Exactly. ”
"We have found the flaw of the opponent and worked out a way to prevent it." Zhou Yan said strangely: "Ding Yi will actually lose the game?" It's incredible. ”
Donggua said: "Yes, when Xiao Xiaofeng was talking about this, I also felt strange. But after Xiao Xiaofeng told me a reason, I figured it out. ”
"What reason?" Zhou Yan said strangely: "What kind of reason can make Ding Yi lose the game in such a sure situation?" It's incredible. ”
The All-China God of Thieves Competition, although Zhou Yan had not heard of this competition before, but as the name suggests, this competition should be a competition in the world of thieves, just like the national ** competition, in addition to being able to get a generous bonus, the winners will also be famous in the industry and become a master and master respected by everyone in the industry!
If Ding Yi would lose the game under such circumstances, Zhou Yan really couldn't figure it out.
Ding Yi has no reason to release the water at all, and the showdown in such a situation is that if Ding Yi does not release the water, he will not lose no matter what!
Donggua said lightly: "Love, because of love, because of a tragic unrequited love, so Ding Yi lost the game." ”
Zhou Yan was surprised: "Love? Unrequited love? Could it be...... Could it be that Ding Yi fell in love with Lei Erniang and deliberately took the initiative to lose the game? ”
Winter melon was silent for a while, and said leisurely: "Wrong, it's not that Ding Yi fell in love with Lei Erniang." ”
Zhou Yan said: "This is strange, if Lei Erniang fell in love with Ding Yi, then he should take the initiative to give up the game......
Winter melon said: "It's not that Lei Erniang has a crush on Ding Yi. ”
Zhou Yan said: "When you say this, it's even more confusing - since Ding Yi didn't fall in love with Lei Erniang, and Lei Erniang didn't fall in love with Ding Yi, what kind of unrequited love did Ding Yi lose the game?" ”
Winter melon said leisurely: "This story is more entangled~ lingering than those romance novels at our starting point." This unrequited love, but Ding Yi's most proud apprentice Huang Fangfang fell in love with Lei Erniang. ”
Winter melon explained this, but Zhou Yan didn't understand it even more: "Huang Fangfang? Listening to the name should be a girl, how could she fall in love with Lei Erniang? ”
Winter melon nodded, and said leisurely: "In this world, all kinds of ~ color, there are no surprises. Ding Yi's apprentice Huang Fangfang fell in love with Lei Erniang, and there was nothing strange about it. Huang Fangfang was originally a 'Lala'! ”
(I believe that most of the readers are well-informed, Lala or something, but I don't need to explain the noun, right?) )
Zhou Yan said: "But how is it an unrequited love? ”
"Huang Fangfang followed Master Ding Yi to participate in the competition, although she did not play in person, but as a member of the cheerleading team." Donggua continued: "According to Xiao Xiaofeng, her senior sister Huang Fangfang, before she met Lei Erniang, was a very normal woman, and she never knew that she had a tendency to 'Lala'!" ”
Zhou Yan didn't speak, just nodded lightly.
He knows that the psychopathic tendency of 'Lala' ~ sometimes suddenly bursts out when he meets a suitable person.
Donggua continued: "At that time, when Huang Fangfang was accompanying Ding Yi to participate in the semifinals, because Ding Yi defeated his opponent early, Huang Fangfang went to watch another game with nothing to do. ”
"Xiao Xiaofeng said this: 'Master sued me, the senior sister at that time, also happened to be Cardamom Fanghua, any man wants to take a few more looks!' Winter melon continued: "However, Huang Fangfang at that time was obsessed with the advanced skills in the theft industry, and never turned a blind eye to the men's overtures. (To be continued......)