Chapter 106: The Jade Girl Incident
The first update, make an appointment for today's flowers and tickets, thank you for your support??? ========================== a seemingly innocent and lovely woman, wearing a set of fashionable and beautiful black silk dresses, about twenty-two or three years old, with a melon seed face, a pointed chin, curved willow eyebrows, a high nose bridge, soft and fair skin, and indeed a delicate beauty. Moreover, it made Sui Ge feel a sense of familiarity.
After thinking about it for a while, Sui Ge remembered that his roommate Jiang Tao seemed to have posted a poster of this woman on his bedside. However, the poster was a little overphotoshopped, and the skin was so light that you couldn't even see the pores. Of course, this is impossible, unless you reach the innate realm, the body returns to the innate from the acquired, and the hair will fade out, and the skin will be so tight that you can't even see the pores.
By the way, this woman seems to be the actress named Jiang Tiantian!
Jiang Tao mentions this woman almost every day, as if this woman is the lover of his dreams. Moreover, I also heard Jiang Tao say that this woman is a young girl in the mainland, never contaminated with ** videos and advertisements, and is also a firm advocate of sex after marriage. In short, in Jiang Tao's heart, this woman seems to be the only goddess in his mind. When he was obsessed, Jiang Tao was able to stare at the woman's poster for a long time. Sui Ge asked in wonder, what is so beautiful about this woman? Jiang Tao replied as if fascinated: "Everything is beautiful, especially those big eyes!" ”
However, in Sui Ge's opinion, although this woman is also a real beauty, she is definitely not up to the goddess level. As for this pair of big eyes, although they are indeed not small, they seem to have contact lenses in them.
Such as Tang Yuxi, Lan Lan, and Shen Junling, they have a natural feeling of carving. And although this woman is beautiful, there is a trace of "axe chisel", which must have undergone plastic surgery. However, this is also because Sui Ge's eyesight is "poisonous" enough, Jiang Tiantian's plastic surgery should be made by a plastic surgery master, and ordinary people probably can't see the traces of this kind of "chiseling".
The eyes are facing each other.
Sui Ge was thinking about whether to say hello to the other party, but when he saw Jiang Tiantian suddenly open his mouth and screamed: "Ah! There's a voyeur - come on, someone......"
Jiang Tiantian's voice shocked Sui Ge's eardrums, Sui Ge thought, Lao Tzu is indeed ** Yes, but when did Lao Tzu peep at you, at most, he listened to your shouting voice, is this also a voyeur?
So, Sui Ge explained: "Miss, you misunderstood. ”
"Misunderstanding—"
Jiang Tiantian, who seemed innocent, suddenly became like a shrew, pointed at Sui Ge's nose and scolded, "You must be a stinky reporter from a broken newspaper company, right?" You sons of bitch! Hmph, I sue you, if you want to tarnish my reputation as a 'jade girl', don't even think about it - don't talk about it, hurry up and hand over your phone, camera, and the like. Otherwise, my personal bodyguard will be over right away, and I don't mind him breaking both of your legs! Then shut down your newspaper! ”
"Hey! You're too vicious, aren't you? This is a public restroom, is it only allowed for jade girls to urinate, and macho men are not allowed to pee? Sui Ge couldn't help but tease, he thought it was quite interesting to watch the jade girl transform into a shrew.
"You...... What a bummer! ”
Jiang Tiantian stomped her feet and scolded, then shouted upward, "Xu Long! Advisor East! You two can't afford to give me a discount on this paparazzi's legs, and smash all his camera, phone, and video camera for me! Smashed! I'm really angry, I won't go to this kind of public bathroom again, not to mention the dirty, and I have to worry about being peeped, in case my jade image is destroyed...... You two shit, don't hurry up! ”
Two guys in suits and headsets rushed down from above.
It's just that this kind of bodyguard who wears a black suit, tie, and leather shoes is always useless. It's okay to bluff and scary, but it's rarely really useful.
The reason is very simple, if you wear a suit, your hands and feet are definitely not as flexible as sportswear; Wearing big scalp shoes, the speed of running is definitely not as fast as running shoes. Flexibility and speed are gone, and the force value is naturally reduced.
Because of this, gangster hacking in reality, you rarely see both sides in battle. If wearing clothes is really stylish and energetic, who of those gangsters on the road doesn't want to get a set to wear on their bodies and then fight with others? Bols and Prada can't afford these brands, but at least 180 yuan stall suits can always afford it, right?
Therefore, just looking at the outfits of the two bodyguards hired by Jiang Tiantian, Sui Ge knew that they were just useless goods. Even, he didn't even look at it, Sui Ge felt that he was a lot worse than him.
Click! Click!
Seeing that Jiang Tiantian's bodyguard had not yet arrived, Sui Ge's classmate was stubborn, took out his mobile phone and took a fierce photo at Jiang Tiantian, and even more felt that when Jiang Tiantian covered his face with his hand, he shamelessly stretched his mobile phone under Jiang Tiantian's skirt. While shooting wildly, Sui Ge thought to himself: "Jiang Tao, you guy will soon have a good eye!" This time, you can take a look at the unphotoshopped photos of the goddess in your mind, and there are also original 'intimate photos'......"
"I didn't peep or photograph you secretly, who made you have to slander me!" Sui Ge laughed and put his phone in his pocket.
"The old lady fought with you!" Jiang Tiantian was so angry that he stretched out his nails like nine yin white bone claws and buckled them into Sui Ge's face.
But Sui Ge was scratched by her handsome face, his body slid backwards like a swimming fish, and quickly retreated into the woods, but in a moment, he had disappeared without a trace.
At this time, Jiang Tiantian's two bodyguards rushed over.
"Miss Jiang, are you okay?" One of the bodyguards asked.
"Useless waste, hurry up and chase me!" Jiang Tian said angrily.
"Miss Jiang, we originally planned to wind you up outside the bathroom, but you said you were worried that we would peep on you, so you let us stay on it, so-"
"So you're paralyzed!" Jiang Tiantian scolded, "You still dare to talk back!" Are you blind and didn't see a man go into the bathroom? Fuck off, get out of here! And you, hurry up and chase that stinky reporter for me, if I can't catch you, I'll get out! ”
Jiang Tiantian's movement was very loud, which alarmed the crew members at the filming scene above.
"Miss Jiang, you can dissipate your anger, relax your mood, and there will be a shot to shoot later." The director hurriedly came over to convince him.
"Shoot, slap your head! I won't shoot it today! Jiang Tiantian cried and said, "It's all you, you have to go to this place where birds don't poop to shoot, and as a result, I was peeped at and photographed, if my image is destroyed, my fans, they must be more sad than me, in case there is a suicide by jumping off a building or jumping into the river, then what should I do!" ”
Cold sweat broke out on the director's back, and he said in his heart, how can there be so many brainless fans in this world, do you really think you are a world superstar.
Thinking so in his heart, the director kept comforting. After all, the investor of this film is Jiang Tiantian's financier, and the director naturally does not dare to offend Jiang Tiantian lightly for the sake of his own job.
After Jiang Tiantian made a fuss for a while, she said with a cold face: "Anyway, I'm not in the mood to shoot today." I'll call Lu and ask him to come and pick me up. Let's camp right here, and I'll come back tomorrow when I'm in a better mood!" ”
After scolding people, Jiang Tiantian took out a small mirror and began to carefully touch up her makeup.
Then, Jiang Tiantian really took out her mobile phone, dialed Land Rover's phone, and said in a loud voice: "My dear, you hurry up to pick me up at Qiuyue Lake, today I met a voyeur who wants to tarnish the image of a jade girl who wants to tarnish others, and I am not in the mood to shoot...... I miss you, you can drive that extended Land Rover, the weather in the wild is so nice today......"
How nice is the weather in the wild?
Sui Ge, who was lurking in the depths of the dense forest, looked up, it was really autumn today, but what does the good weather have to do with driving a longer Land Rover? Sui Ge couldn't help but be a little puzzled, but Jiang Tiantian had already fished out the Land Rover for him, and all Sui Ge was thinking about now was how to find a suitable time and then create a perfect "accident".
"Today, I'm the real director!" Thinking of this, Sui Ge suddenly became a little excited.