Indeed, there are very few tourists in the temple, only three people, and another couple taking pictures on the steps. There was nothing to see in the Jade Emperor's Palace. Sumire leaned back and walked to the second floor.

The second floor has the most space. Directly in front of it is an image of a four-headed, three-eyed, eight-armed bucket bathing. Each arm has its own multiplier. It is kind and noble. On the left and right sides, there are 30 perfectly shaped deities.

This is the Chen Yuan Concert Hall.

"Female Head of Household......

As soon as the three of them entered, a little Taoist priest came over and said to Xiao Zi, "Do you want to burn incense?"

"Yes!"

"Then burn incense. Although it is more expensive, it is good for your health, wealth, and relationships. The Taoist priest opened his mouth and walked over.

"I burned a high incense, can you bless me like that?" Xiao Zi said.

"Well, the immortals are all spiritual, and they naturally know whether they are sincere in their hearts or not. We mortals have no choice but to burn incense and kowtow as a sign of respect, so this incense is very important. Burn incense, the gods will feel it, and it will bless us better......"

The Taoist priest spat incessantly, explaining cause and effect, calamity, and blessings, and associating it with the benefits of burning incense. Little Violet is playing. How could she ignore him? She just said, "No, I'm going to burn this." ”

The Taoist priest could not convince him and immediately shifted the target and said: "Two laymen ......"

"Taoist!"

As soon as he opened his mouth, Xiaozhai performed an ancient ritual of inserting his left thumb into the tiger's mouth in his right hand and pinching the tattoo of his right hand. With the thumb of his right hand bent under his left thumb, he pinched the midday grain – in the form of an Atay diagram.

This is the so-called meridian tactic, and it has been a ritual that has been passed down under the door since ancient times. The left of righteousness is yang anger, the right is yin killing, and yang hugs yin, in order to produce the meaning of killing.

When we watch Taoist priests in movies and TV dramas, we make jokes when we meet people. In fact, in addition to the guzheng, there are two common methods. One is the hand-giving ceremony, and the other is the meridian tactic.

“......“

The Taoist priest was stunned when he saw Xiaozhai's movements. He seemed a little guilty, but he didn't dare to take over. He paused, then returned to Sumire's side and said, "Since you insist, we don't insist." Come on, let me show you how to worship the star of the year. ”

As he spoke, he asked Sumire about her birthday, found the corresponding nail image, and then burned incense and kowtowed.

"How's it going?"

On the other side, Wen Gu asked calmly.

"That's fake. ”

Xiaozhai replied softly: "I don't dare to accept my gift, which shows that he doesn't understand." ”

"Fake?"

Wen Gu looked at the man with his eyes and shook his head. "This view of reality is also hollow. “

"Oh, come and take a look around. ”

Xiaozhai looked at the statue with a smile. Suddenly he asked, "Hey, what's your life?"

"My... Uh, it should be this. ”

He took a few steps and stopped in front of a statue. It is a scholar-like star king, dressed in a green robe, gentle and elegant, with a jade handle on his hand.

The sign reads: General Bingyin, Tai Sui, and Zhang Geng.

"Yes, like I did seven times. ”

He was very satisfied, and then looked to the left, because Xiaozhai was a year older than him, and her future life was naturally her own. As soon as the results came out, well!

The Star King was dressed in a red burqa and was imposing, but his hairstyle was rather wavy: bald in the middle, flared buns on either side, a boyish face, and a red tassel gun in his right hand.

Although he noticed that Sui Chen was the general, this Fan's uninhibited courage was like a lotus tyrant who had encountered a mid-life crisis.

"That's great. Where is your life?"

Wen Gu laughed bitterly, crushed by the other party. It's hard to find a location. Of course, he had to be released.

“......“

Xiaozhai was speechless, half for this second-rate commodity, and half for that second-rate image.

......

They shouted at each other, but Xiao Zi was already incensed. They got up and asked, "Do you still need money for incense?"

"As you wish, the fairy has her own efficacy." The Taoist priest is serious.

"Oh"

Hearing this, she took out a dollar coin and threw it into the reward box. When it smacks, she calls it crispy.

"Good, the merit is immeasurable!"

The Taoist priest is also very sacred and does not break the spell. He added, "Recently, a master hung a bill in the temple. If you want to pray for your family, please go in. ”

"Good!"

Anyway, Xiao Zi agreed to everything and walked into a hut with tables and chairs and a horse-faced Taoist priest. As soon as he saw someone coming, he grinned, "Sign here and make sure you get what you want." ”

She pursed her lips and made up two improvised names on a piece of yellow paper.

"Are these my parents? Well, we'll sing prayers and be safe for your family. ”

Taoist priest Ma Li'an flipped through the notebook. The front page is full of visitors' names and numbers under their names. He explained, "Look, that's all the money left behind by the layman. We have a maximum of 9999 and a minimum of 99. I think you have a good face, give 999 or 699. ”

"I didn't bring that much money. ”

"The lowest is 99. Recite the sutra once a day for 99 days for just one dollar a day. ”

"Didn't you make the money with your heart? Then I'll donate ten dollars. It's perfect. ”

"No, no!"

The horse-faced Taoist priest immediately changed color and threatened: "I want to make it clear to you that donating less is not good for your family!"

"But I only have ten dollars. ”

"Don't you have a companion? You can borrow it. ”

"Oh, I'm not familiar with them. I'm sorry. ”

The two of them broke up for a long time, Xiao Zi frowned and smiled, but did not give money. The Taoist priest looked at it and said with a cold face, "There is no way out." Your heart is insincere, and God will not bless you. ”

He picked up the pen and crossed out two names.

Flume!

Since the woman gave incense, this set of fools down, Xiao Jin is very calm, but this is too much. Luckily, she doesn't have her real name, otherwise she would be angry, but even then, she doesn't want to put up with it.

"Dad!"

As soon as she knocked on the table, she stood up and shouted, "You're awesome, you won't give money, will you?"

"It's a quiet place. Please get out. ”

The horse-faced Taoist priest didn't bother to scold the other party, and waved his hand directly.

"Jingfa, is there a monk like you? Are you really serious?"

The sister-in-law, with the support of Dana, was very confident: "Take out the Taoist priest's certificate, otherwise I will report to you, believe it or not?"

Hey!

When the other party heard this, he couldn't sit still and shouted, "Xiao Zhang!

"What's wrong?"

As soon as the door opened, the young Taoist priest entered the room.

"Somebody made trouble and blew it out. “

The horse-faced Taoist priest pointed at Xiao Jin, who was suffering from his sister master, and ran outside before others could do it.

"Sister, brother, this is yours!"

She shouted as she ran, not panicking at all. On the contrary, she had a good time and had a great time.

“......“

Gucci and Xiaozhai did not understand the situation. They saw her wipe down the stairs. Then a Taoist priest kicked her out and yelled at him.

"Don't get in trouble here. It's hard for anyone to get in trouble. ”

"Let's go, let's go!"

"Don't go anymore, I'll call someone, hurry up!"

Well, they immediately understood that Xiong Haizi was in trouble again. It's a headache. They didn't want to fight with Tian Lei, so they had to turn around and go out.