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My father-in-law just made a single chapter denouncing the brush, but it was blocked. Sweat! Well, in fact, hot blood is a disease, and it has to be cured, so my father-in-law should be a low-key person...... But if you are a low-key person, you will not have a monthly pass, and the brush will step on your father-in-law's face hard, what can you do? I had to continue to beg my book friends to give me some monthly passes! ――

In the course of a person's life, they will regard many things as their treasures. For example, when he was four years old, Lin Bai regarded as a treasure a glass marble, and no one touched it, and whoever touched it would hit him. Uncle Zhang's stupid son touched his marbles twice, Lin Bai gave him two kicks, kicked Zhang Deyi to cry, and Sister Sanjin coaxed him for a long time before he stopped crying. At that time, Qianqian was only one year old, and her eyes were as bright and beautiful as glass marbles.

At the age of seven, Lin Bai had long forgotten the glass marble, what he regarded as a treasure was a water spray gun, filled it with tap water, and pulled the trigger on Sister Sanjin, and Sister Sanjin's thin shirt was wet and sticky, revealing her green figure. Whenever this happens, she will take off her slippers to whip him, Lin Bai turned around and ran, and Sister Sanjin threw out her slippers and hit him on the back of the head like a dart. At that time, Qianqian was four years old, and her treasure was the glass beads that Lin Bai threw away.

At the age of ten, Lin Bai no longer plays with water spray guns, the thing he regards as a treasure is a handheld game console, there is only one game in it - "Tetris", no matter eating, sleeping or going to the toilet, Lin Bai is with Tetris, he even naively thinks that he should be a builder in this life, with the block building skills practiced by playing Tetris, the house he built must be fast and reliable, and there will definitely be no eyes on the walls, even if there are eyes, they can be eliminated. At that time, Qianqian was seven years old, and she sprayed Lin Bai's game console with a water spray gun, which scared Lin Bai into holding the game console in her arms and screaming.

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There are many stages in life, and each stage is precious, and each stage has iconic treasures, but no one would think that this treasure will last a lifetime.

The handheld game console has long been broken, and now it can't even be turned on, Lin Bai has forgotten where to throw it, what is the point of protecting it like a baby in the first place? It's better to play with Qianqian's spray water!

Now Lin Bai is twenty-four years old, and his treasure is a mobile hard drive, which contains a unique love action movie starring Zhang Zhizhi in the world, and if it is sold for money, it will definitely be sky-high. But it will ruin Zhang Zhizhi's life and ruin her Yiqiē, so Lin Bai will not take it out and sell it, no matter how much money it is.

Now, it is time to say goodbye to this treasure, which also means that a phase of life has come to an end, and a new era will begin.

Lin Bai called the flower butterfly to her home, picked up the mace in front of her, and smashed the mobile hard drive into pieces. Hua Butterfly was very happy, kissed him on the face with a smile, and then smiled: "Actually, you don't have to smash the hard drive, can't you just delete the video inside?" ”

Lin Bai was shocked: "I'll rub, why didn't you say it earlier?" I lost a hard drive, 5oo blocks. After saying this, he raised his hand and put a "Dark Regeneration" magic, and the hard disk was restored from fragments to its original state, and the flower butterfly saw that his eyes were straight, and he stomped on Lin Bai's instep for five seconds before stomping on Lin Bai's instep: "Okay, it turns out that you can still repair the hard drive after you smashed it?" So you're just smashing the hard drive in front of me for show, right? ”

"No, no...... It's not a show, I'm really planning to start a new phase. ”

"Do I believe in you or not?" After thinking carefully for a while, Hua Butterfly still decided not to believe him, the man was completely untrustworthy in this regard, in order to avoid Lin Bai from breaking the hard drive and repairing it again, Hua Butterfly simply confiscated the hard drive: "If you want me to serve you again, the hard drive must be kept with me." ”

Lin Bai expressed a compromise, in fact, that video really doesn't matter to him anymore, if someone helps him masturbate, who will and jerk himself? Isn't that stupid*?

At this moment, an international news story suddenly appeared on the TV in the living room: "Recently, there was a strange incident in Fuso country, all the people in a village were suddenly killed, and what is even more bizarre is that all the Fuso people in this village are not ordinary people, they are all ninjas, and they are still wearing ninja clothes and holding ninja knives in their hands when they die...... With the investigation of the Fuso officials, even more outrageous things surfaced, all the people in this village were not Fuso citizens, they were not registered, and the Fuso officials could not even find any way to identify them......"

Hua Butterfly glanced at the TV and said with a smile: "Fusang, this broken country is a lot of things. ”

The "maid" who was sweeping the floor in the living room was staring wide-eyed and looking at the TV without blinking. The masked hero promised to kill the hand and the meeting, and he really did it, he was so powerful, the black female warrior admired it so much that he threw himself to the ground. Now she can finally continue to work as a maid with peace of mind, and she doesn't have to go back to being a female killer.

The TV screen shifted to an old ronin, and the host's voice said: "This homeless man is the only eyewitness at the scene, according to him, the one who killed these ninjas was a masked man, he was wearing a red tights with yellow stripes painted on it, and he was holding a long knife with ancient meanings in his hand...... Judging from his description, the masked man he said is likely to be the most popular national idol in our Huaxia country recently, the masked hero! Why did our hero go to Fuso to kill people, and kill all the ninjas in a village? This matter is full of confusion, and at present, Fusang has lodged a protest, denouncing the Huaxia agents for killing people in Fusang without authorization, how will it be resolved? This station will follow up and report on this matter, so stay tuned. ”

Hua Butterfly looked at Lin Bai curiously, bit his ear and said, "You did it?" ”

Lin Bai nodded.

"Why did you run to Fuso and kill people?"

"Look at them unpleasantly!"

"It's a very domineering reason, and I like it." Hua Butterfly smiled and said, "You still lied to me that you haven't traveled abroad, but you have been to Fuso." ”

"I fainted, I went over and killed a few people, and I didn't see the scenery, so it's not a trip ......at all."

"I don't care, you have to accompany someone to New York."

Lin Bai felt that his head began to hurt, women are trouble, once they establish a friendship relationship with them, they will climb up the pole and start to be coquettish and unreasonable. "I don't care, I'm going to xxx anyway", this is the prerogative of women, as soon as this trick comes out, the man's head begins to swell.

After Hua Butterfly said goodbye and went home to rest, Lin Bai was still holding his head and having a headache about this matter, it was no problem to open a portal or use the flight function to go to New York, but it would be too wasteful to consume a lot of righteous power and evil power. If it's a bad guy in the past, it's nothing to waste a little, and you can earn it back anyway, but it will cost a lot of righteous power or evil power to simply accompany the flower butterfly to go around in the past, and it's not cost-effective, is there any way to travel at public expense?

The female demon king didn't know when she appeared by his side: "This king turns you into a woman, you can go as a female bodyguard, not to mention spending Zhang Zhizhi's money to travel, and you can earn her a bodyguard fee." ”

"Don't! Never become a woman! Lin Bai screamed: "I'd rather waste some strength than be transgendered." ”

"Then turn to page thirty-four of the Demon King's Codex." The witch shrugged her shoulders and went back to her room to sleep.

Lin Bai opened the Demon King Codex, thirty-four pages, his demon language has already been Xiaocheng, of course he can understand it, this page is written with a strange spell: "Suggestion technique, can produce psychological hints to the people around you, so that they treat you as something specified, 1oo points of evil power lasts for an hour." ”

"Strange spells!" Lin Bai thought carefully in his mind for a while, and finally understood that this spell was similar to hypnosis, and he silently recited a spell, thinking in his heart to make others think that he was a cat.

The magic was cast, and the black female warrior standing next to her suddenly lit up her eyes: "Oops, such a beautiful tabby cat, where did it come from?" Come on, let my sister hurt you. She suddenly jumped over, took Lin Bai in her arms, and reached out to stroke Lin Bai's back, as if she was touching a cat's back.

Lin Bai himself has not changed, he is still him, but when the black female warrior looks at him, he will subconsciously treat him as a cat, this magic is indeed very interesting. If you change the effect of this magic, hehe...... Lin Bai ran to the middle of the old street, and then cast his magic again, making others think that he was a woman.

The second-generation Aunt Qin happened to walk by, and when she saw Lin Bai standing in the middle of the road, she looked at it curiously and said curiously: "Huh? This woman looks like Xiaobai, are you Xiaobai's long-lost sister? ”

Lin Bai laughed: "That's right, I'm Xiaobai's cousin, named Lin Cai, please take care of me." ”

The second-generation Aunt Qin flattened: "Xiaobai is neurotic, I didn't expect his cousin to be also neurotic, why is this smile so begging?" ”

Lin Bai smiled and walked to a piece of Bingxin mobile phone shop, it was afternoon, the barbecue stall had not yet been put out, the iceberg beauty was sitting in the mobile phone store looking at the store, and saw a "woman" who looked like Lin Bai walking in, her face was full of confusion: "Are you?" ”

"My name is Lin Cai, and I am Xiaobai's cousin." Lin Bai stood in front of the iceberg beauty with a golden sword.

The iceberg beauty feels very strange, Xiaobai doesn't have any cousin, right? But the person in front of him is clearly very similar to Lin Bai, no one will believe them when they say that they are not relatives, let alone cousin, and no one will doubt that they are sisters. Of course, she didn't dare to slack off on Lin Bai's cousin, and hurriedly brought a stool over: "Cousin, please take a seat." ”

Lin Bai snorted, "What do you think of my figure?" ”

The iceberg beauty looked at him carefully from head to toe: "It's very ordinary, the standard woman's body shape, the convex and backward are quite a bit tasteful." ”

Lin Bai wanted to know what other people could see him like, so he simply took off his shirt and was shirtless, the iceberg beauty was startled, and quickly closed the door of her shop: "Oh my God, what are you taking off when the door is open?" Xiaobai is a fool, but I didn't expect Xiaobai's cousin to be a fool too. ”

"It's okay, look at my boobs, what do they look like?" Lin Bai asked.

"Hmm...... The boobs are fine, a standard B cover. The iceberg beauty said: "It is enough for an Oriental woman to have a B cover, and it doesn't need to be too big and good-looking." ”

Lin Bai looked down at his chest, it was clearly a man's flat chest, but in the eyes of the iceberg beauty, it was a B cup, this hint magic was really interesting. With this magic, it seems that it is no problem to mix a female bodyguard to be a pawn, and you can travel at public expense with Zhang Zhizhi's money-

"Damn the masked hero, he invaded the headquarters of the Hand and the Society of the Human Realm, killing all my men." Gangster Kim hammered the table and roared angrily: "That damn heir!" ”

"Stop yelling! People are always not easy to deal with, and you should have been mentally prepared for it. The Red Skull snorted coldly, "My Hydra Legion has also suffered heavy losses, and has retracted its hand stretched out towards Shuangqing City. ”

"You provoked Shuangqing with him, I didn't, I was just declaring war on the Rose Knights, what kind of shit is about that damn masked hero? Why did he come against me? Kim was not very upset.

"There must be some female killer who is his boss." Lessers Luthor sneered: "Just like the original patriarch Clark Kent, he always circles around a woman, and that woman is a reporter." The new generation may have a good match in the Rose Knights. ”

Lather Luthor was an expert in researching people, and no one else was qualified to compete with him, so she snorted and didn't speak.

Schredder, who was sitting next to him, smiled sideways: "The stupidest thing about you is that you always think about challenging heroes, and I won't do such a thankless job if I change it." ”

Schredder is the big boss of the New York Foot Gang!

The Foot Gang is an organization with a long history, initially the Foot Gang was active in Fuso, known as the Fuso Foot Gang, and later after thousands of years of exhibition, the Foot Gang moved from Fuso to New York, the United States, and created a number of crimes. Schredder is the big boss of the Foot Gang, and he has a lot of power, not even weaker than a level hero.

His words provoked the angry eyes of several other villains: "Schredder, don't stand and talk without backache, you are just lucky, New York in the human world just happens to have no heroes, so you can gain a firm foothold there." In the Marvel world, aren't your feet beaten all over the ground by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? ”

Hearing the words "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles", an embarrassed and angry expression flashed on Schreder's face: "You don't want to open which pot to mention, Lao Tzu felt uncomfortable when he heard the name of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and I will be anxious with whoever mentions these four words again." Can't you hide if you can't provoke me? The human world is the best paradise, there are no Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles here, no damn turtles, hahahahahaha! ”

In fact...... Of all the villains, the one who carried the most was Schredder, because his enemies had never changed, and they had always been the four turtles. Other level heroes have been updated several times, and almost all of them have been replaced with new faces, for example, the new generation of women is a rookie, and the new generation of Captain America has even become Captain Huaxia, but the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are still those four people, oh no, it's not four people, it's four turtles. The years have changed, but the four turtles have not changed!

The thousand-year-old king, the 10,000-year-old turtle, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are old and immortal! The Ancestor Ninja Turtles are still alive now.

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