Chapter 385: I want to be sick

As a result of the examination, Zhao Jiyong naturally did not have any major problems, this kind of minor illness, the garrison military doctor did not come forward at all, but a small soldier health officer came over to measure his blood pressure.

The little soldier was not very old, but he was quite skilled in measuring blood pressure, and after measuring three times and dividing five by two, he said while collecting his tools: "It's no big deal, blood pressure is normal, you can go back after resting here for a while." ”

Zhao Jiyong hurriedly jumped up from the bed, grabbed the little soldier's arm, and said eagerly: "How can it be okay?" Just now I was weak, my eyes were black, and I had symptoms of tinnitus, which everyone saw. Squad leader, you can give me a good dose to see if I have any hidden diseases that have not been detected. While he was talking, a box of good cigarettes over there had been handed over quietly.

The little soldier's eyes swept obliquely, watching him carry the box of cigarettes into his pocket, and the expression on his face was quite impatient: "I said, what's the matter with you rookie egg?" Are you a hygienist or am I a hygienist? I said it's okay, it's okay, what so much nonsense? Go over there and lie down on the bed for a while. ”

Zhao Jiyong thought that a box of cigarettes would be able to get this little hygienist right, but he didn't expect the cigarettes to go into someone's pocket, but he didn't do anything, so he couldn't help but be in a hurry. As soon as he stretched out his hand, he grabbed the hygienist's arm again, and said with a smile: "Squad leader, of course you are a hygienist." Don't worry, squad leader, I don't doubt your ability to work, it's just that when I was at home, I had a medical history, and I wasn't afraid of a recurrence. ”

"Medical history? What is the medical history? ”

Zhao Jiyong glanced around and put his lips to the hygienist's ear. Said softly: "Squad leader." Don't you see that although I am tall, my weight and size are not commensurate? ”

The hygienist had already seen this, and glared at him: "You still need to say this, of course I can see it." I said, how did you grow, how did you get so tall, how did you lose weight like this? ”

Zhao Jiyong slapped his thigh and said, "Alas, I can't help it." This man and I were young, and we grew up together. He knew that when I was a child, I wasn't as skinny as I am now, and that I was chubby and much stronger than he was. Then I got sick. That's how it became. ”

The hygienist let out an "oh" and suddenly said, "No wonder, what kind of disease?" Is it anemia or calcium deficiency? ”

"Just anemia or calcium deficiency, that's fine." Zhao Jiyong coughed and sat on the hospital bed: "Don't say it, squad leader, your eyes are really poisonous, you can see at a glance that I was anemic when I was a child, but this is not the main thing." Alas, I don't know how. How can a good person get that disease......"

The hygienist was curious: "What is it that makes you like this?" ”

Zhao Jiyong sighed and whispered, "Tuberculosis." ”

"What!" The hygienist's face changed greatly, and he couldn't help but take two or three steps back, and subconsciously reached out and flicked a few times on the arm that was grabbed by Zhao Jiyong. "You've had tuberculosis before?"

"Of course, tuberculosis is easy to treat, and it was contracted back then, so it shouldn't come back now. But I had nephritis when I was a child, and I was afraid that the nephritis would come back, which is a lifelong thing. Squad leader, please give me a good check. See if you need to be hospitalized. If you need to be hospitalized, don't be polite, help me write a leave note, and I will go directly to the regiment headquarters to ask for leave. ”

The training team is transformed into a new training regiment for three months every year, and the recruits who have just left the company will not be able to change their minds for a while. There are many people who still call the teaching team headquarters "regimental headquarters", and the hygienist is also a veteran. It is not surprising that Zhao Jiyong's slip of the tongue is not surprising. Zhao Jiyong and Cheng Zhichao's tubas have long been spread in the teaching team, but there are not too many people who see their true faces, especially the veterans of the teaching team, and even fewer know the two of them. How did the hygienist know that the tall and thin recruit in front of him was the famous young master of the Zhao family. …,

Seeing that this guy was serious, the hygienist was also skeptical. He originally taught the team to grow vegetables in the vegetable field, but it took a lot of effort to be transferred to the hygienist as a hygienist, and he cherished this opportunity very much, and he was really afraid that if there was a misdiagnosis, the condition of this recruit would be delayed. After thinking for a while, he took out the blood pressure monitor again, hesitated for a moment, and said, "Then ......, I'll measure your blood pressure again." ”

Zhao Jiyong looked at him, and the black silk on his forehead appeared slightly: "Squad leader, why are you measuring my blood pressure again?" ”

The hygienist was embarrassed to tell him that he had not been transferred for a long time, and that his best thing was to measure his blood pressure. In addition to measuring blood pressure, other businesses are not very proficient, and he said with a red face: "Don't underestimate this small blood pressure monitor, there are many kinds of diseases in people, which are reflected in blood pressure." Let's just talk about this blood pressure, the high pressure is 90-120, the low pressure is 60-90, it is not good if it is high, and it is not good if it is low. I'll take your blood pressure again, and maybe you'll be able to see what's wrong. ”

Zhao Jiyong nodded again and again, hurriedly rolled up the cuffs, revealing a good arm, and stretched out in front of the hygienist.

The hygienist coughed twice and skillfully measured his blood pressure again.

"How? Is my blood pressure a little abnormal? ”

The hygienist pricked up his ears, listened carefully to the sound coming from the sphygmomanometer earpiece for a while, and said, "No, this blood pressure is still normal." ”

"That's definitely not right, there's something wrong with this blood pressure monitor." Zhao Jiyong couldn't wait to take out two more boxes of cigarettes and give them to the hygienist. But he is not as blessed as Cheng Zhichao, his family does not give money, and he can receive a lot of pocket money from his daughter-in-law every month. Young Master Zhao's only serious source of income is the allowance of dozens of yuan every month, and then there is the autumn breeze from Cheng Zhichao from time to time, and he is really not rich in his pocket. If you put on a few more boxes of good cigarettes, this eldest young master will go bankrupt immediately.

The hygienist scratched his head, thought for a moment, and said, "That's it, you always say that you are sick, and I don't dare to diagnose it, you two wait a while, wait a while, the doctor will come, let him show you." ”

Zhao Jiyong's heart was cold, he originally saw that this hygienist was honest, so he talked nonsense, intending to let him get a fake note for himself, and then take this fake note to the hospital to soak in the sick number for two months. When you get enough soaked and come back from the hospital. Maybe someone else has already been sent from the radar station. At first glance, this hygienist is a newly transferred Mongolian doctor. It's okay to fool him, but if the serious doctor comes, he will have to expose himself immediately.

Zhao Jiyong was so anxious that he was sweating profusely, and said almost pleadingly: "Squad leader, everything has been said about this, what doctor are you waiting for?" Aren't you also a member of the health team, and you are so skilled in business, you can diagnose me directly. Let's be honest, I'm sore right now. Dizziness, frequent urination, and urgency, as well as the feeling of fever, you don't need to look at it to know that it is nephritis. You just swipe your pen. Help me write a fake note......"

Although the hygienist was honest, he was not a fool, and seeing that he was full of anger when he spoke, he did not look like a person who was seriously ill in any case, so he shook his head at the moment and said, "I can open a fake note, but I can only open a fake note with a rest of three or two days at most." If you want to be hospitalized, you have to wait for the doctor to come and help you write a hospitalization slip. I wrote a fake note, and the team headquarters didn't recognize it, and you still couldn't live in the hospital. ”

Zhao Jiyong sighed: "That is to say." I can't be hospitalized if I get sick? ”

"If you really get sick, the troops will definitely not be able to delay you." The hygienist smiled, put his tools away, and turned to leave.

"Squad leader, don't go." This can be said to be a loss to his wife and soldiers, and a box of good cigarettes he bought privately was sent to the hygienist's pocket before he had time to taste it. If the cigarettes are sent out, it will be done, but this hygienist is not a clerk. After receiving the cigarette and not doing anything, Zhao Jiyong was really a little anxious, and grabbed the hygienist's arm for the third time. …,

This time he used a little more force, and the hygienist only felt the burning pain in his arm as if he was caught in an iron tong, and couldn't help but raise his voice: "What are you doing?" The bubble number is not successful. Do you want to be rude? ”

Cheng Zhichao looked at the hygienist's face pale, and knew that Zhao Jiyong had used his strength this time. hurriedly rushed over, grabbed Zhao Jiyong's pulse, forcibly pulled his hand away, glared at him fiercely, and pulled the hygienist aside: "Squad leader, come, let's two chat." ”

The hygienist struggled a few times, but suddenly found that if he didn't exert his strength, the strength of the rookie's hand that had not spoken all this time was not strong. But once he struggled, the strength in this person's hand also strengthened, and he didn't break free after struggling several times, and he couldn't help but feel a pang in his heart, and he couldn't help but follow Cheng Zhichao to the corner.

When he got to the corner, Cheng Zhichao also let go of him and said with a smile: "Squad leader, my brother is a little quick-tempered, don't take it to heart." ”

The hygienist rubbed his arm and said lightly: "It's okay, I've seen a lot of this kind of soldiers, especially new recruits." After two years, knowing what is going on in the army, it is natural to be honest. ”

Cheng Zhichao smiled secretly in his heart, it is true that he and Zhao Jiyong are new soldiers, but the doorway in the army, the two of them know much more than the little soldier in front of him who even has a first-class non-commissioned officer epaulette is brand new.

He didn't break it, and followed the words of the hygienist: "That's, that's, we just became soldiers and don't understand anything, squad leader, you have to teach us." ”

Compared with Zhao Jiyong, Cheng Zhichao's attitude was much better, and the hygienist suddenly had a good impression of him, laughed, and said, "What? Do you want to get sick? ”

Cheng Zhichao originally planned to go around in circles with the hygienist, but he didn't expect that people had already seen the little Jiujiu in Zhao Jiyong's heart, so he simply didn't tell a lie in front of the real person: "The squad leader has a good eye, my brother, I really want to be sick." ”

"Why?" The hygienist asked.

"Actually, it's nothing, it's not a recruit to go down to the company, the two of us have been left in the teaching team, and I was assigned to the confidential room......"

"Confidential room? What a unit, the entire teaching team is the most idle in the confidential room. There is no need to stand guard, and there is no need to train, at most it is to clean and clean, and all day long, the fart can be idle. When the hygienist heard that Cheng Zhichao was assigned to the confidential room, he couldn't help but feel envious.

"I haven't reported yet, and I don't know what the confidential room is." Cheng Zhichao was afraid that he would take the topic away, so he hurriedly pulled back again: "But my brother's luck is a little worse." ”

"Really? So where did he get it? ”

"I was assigned to the confidential room, and he was assigned to the radar station."

"Radar station?" The hygienist turned his head to look at Zhao Jiyong, who was sulking on the bed next to him, and the envy on his face immediately turned into sympathy: "Then his point is too much, the radar station does not recruit soldiers once a year or two, but he went." I had to stay there for more than a year. Just those two people, big eyes to small eyes, it's scary to think about. ”

"That's right, who would want to go to that place? So we thought, can we think of a way, help, get a fake note, and wait for my brother to come back from a few months of illness, maybe the radar station will be replaced long ago......"

Cheng Zhichao couldn't understand Zhao Jiyong anymore, although this guy didn't say what he thought in his heart. However, as soon as he looked at his watch, Cheng Zhichao immediately saw what he had in mind. Since it can't be done, then simply open the skylight and say something bright to see if there is a turnaround.

The hygienist had an apologetic look on his face: "I'm afraid I can't help with this favor." The two of you have been here for a short time, and I'm afraid you don't know it yet, because the radar station is an old and difficult unit in our brigade, basically no one wants to go, so under normal circumstances, the soldiers who are arranged to the radar station are all named by the captain himself. That is, the captain may not know what units the other soldiers are assigned to, but the soldiers who are assigned to the radar station. The captain knew 100 percent. ...... figure out the means of guò soaking the sick number, don't even think about it. ”…,

He spoke in a very soft voice, but Zhao Jiyong sulked and sulked on the side, but his ears were not idle, and he still heard his words word for word in his ears, and couldn't help but shiver, and lost his voice: "Damn, won't you, the captain personally named it?" ”

"I've heard about it too, since I've come to the present. The radar station went up once, and it was the captain himself who named him. Listening to those veterans, the soldiers who were assigned to the radar station in the past were all named by the successive captains themselves. ”

Zhao Jiyong was like being poured a basin of cold water on his head for 39 days, not only did his heart feel half cold. Even half of his body was a little wooden, and he sat there with his eyes lost. He just muttered, "How is this good, how is this good?" Chao'er, no, no matter what, you have to think of a way. I think I, Zhao Jiyong, am also a man of the year in the recruit company, how could I have died at the radar station? In that case, it's too cruel. ”

This time, it was the turn of the hygienist: "What? Are you Zhao Jiyong? He looked at Cheng Zhichao and asked, "He is Zhao Jiyong, so you are Cheng Zhichao?" ”

"Ah...... Yes! I'm Cheng Zhichao, what's wrong? Does the squad leader know me? Cheng Zhichao was surprised.

"I don't know you, but I've heard your names. I heard that the two of you are very capable of covering up the recruit company, not only leading the Northeast soldiers to beat the Tangshan soldiers to the ground, but also not even giving face to the people of the special combat team of the military region. ”

Good things don't go out, but bad things spread thousands of miles. The performance of the two eldest young masters in the recruit company came out of the mouth of the hygienist, Rao is Cheng Zhichao's face was not thin, but he couldn't help but blush, hesitated for a moment, and said: "It's in a hurry, it's catching up, hehe, it's catching up." ”

The hygienist laughed: "I said that such a big hand, it turned out to be our Zhao Yingying, who has eyes but doesn't know Mount Tai, and has eyes that don't know Mount Tai." ”

Zhao Jiyong hung his head and said, "Shit Taishan, Lao Tzu is about to be sent to the top of the mountain." When I am sent to the top of the mountain, it will not be too late for you to call me Tarzan. When the time comes, Lao Tzu doesn't do anything every day, and practices climbing trees every day, and it won't take a year and a half to fight with that ape Taishan. ”

The army is a place that pays attention to class, and no matter how big Zhao Jiyong and Cheng Zhichao's ability is and how strong their background is, they are just two recruits. It would have been a taboo for a recruit like them to call themselves "Lao Tzu" in front of the veterans. But when the hygienist heard his foul language, he didn't even care as if he hadn't heard it.

Cheng Zhichao glared at Zhao Jiyong again, and asked the hygienist: "Squad leader, according to what you say, there is really no way at all?" ”

"If it were someone else, I would definitely not open this fake note. But you two are special, you are the heroes of our teaching team, the only heroes who can fight with the special combat team of the military region, and this face has to be given no matter what. Wait a minute, I'll give Zhao Jiyong a fake note right away. ”

Zhao Jiyong heard this sentence more clearly, and couldn't help but be surprised and delighted, jumped three feet high, and rushed to the front of the hygienist in a few steps, holding his hand so excited that he was red: "Squad leader, is this true?" ”

The hygienist's face was unpredictable: "The two of us have no enmity, why did I lie to you?" ”

"That's not necessarily, I don't have a grudge against our captain, didn't he also stab me in the back and send me to the radar station? Now Lao Tzu believes in no one but himself. Zhao Jiyong glanced at Cheng Zhichao and added: "Of course, Cheng Zhichao is also a brother who can be trusted." ”

"It doesn't matter if you believe me or not, but the fake note I wrote is genuine." The hygienist said, took out a stack of notes from the drawer, took out the pen and snake, brushed and brushed, and in less than half a minute, a fake note was written and handed to Zhao Jiyong's hand.

Zhao Jiyong was overjoyed, and carefully took the small piece of paper, as if holding a peerless and rare dinosaur egg, he was cautious, and stared at it, but he saw that the handwriting was flying dragon and phoenix dance, the big one was as big as a quail egg, and the small one was not much bigger than an ant, so there was really no beauty.

However, the quality of calligraphy is not in his sphere, he is concerned about the content. I read it carefully, and sure enough, it was a fake note, which said that Comrade Zhao Jiyong suffered from acute nephritis and needed to be hospitalized immediately.

Zhao Jiyong was really happy and thanked him repeatedly. The hygienist was polite and walked away.

Zhao Jiyong put away the fake note and couldn't help laughing. Cheng Zhichao couldn't help frowning when he saw his unhappy appearance: "Don't be happy first, there's a problem here." ”

"What's the problem?" Zhao Jiyong was in a good mood and asked with a spring breeze on his face.

"Why didn't the hygienist give you a fake note at first, and then give it to you as soon as he knew who you were?" Cheng Zhichao said, "Don't you think there is a big contrast between his attitudes before and after?" (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to (.) to vote for recommendation, monthly pass, your support is my biggest motivation. )