Fourth, sixth, seventh, dig a pit and plant the child
The first update -
Lin Bai held the USB flash drive, his face was a little strange: "If I hand over this USB flash drive to the government, our Huaxia Kingdom will be able to build a time shuttle?" Can you travel back and forth between the human world and the Marvel world? You can even go to the Demon Realm? ”
“NO! No way. The old Iron Man said with a smile: "I only put the radio wave signal analysis method that will accompany time and space travel in the USB flash drive, and did not put the specific shuttle manufacturing technology into it." ”
"Oh? Why not give all the technology to the Chinese government? ”
"The reason is simple." The old Iron Man said seriously: "Once human beings have mastered powerful technology, they will try in vain to conquer or dominate others, take the Middle Ages as an example, the Europeans took the lead in inventing ocean-going navigation technology, and they started the Age of Exploration with galleons, conquering one backward nation after another, such as Africa, Central and South Asia, and the Americas...... The colonizers brought pain to people all over the world, and although in the long run, the Age of Discovery facilitated global exchanges, at the time, it was a history of blood and tears for people in poor and backward areas. Countless Africans were taken into slavery, and the Indians of the Americas were even threatened with extermination......"
Speaking of this, Lin Bai already understood: "You mean, if the Huaxia government masters the technology of time and space shuttles, it will make them in large quantities, and then conquer or rule other planes, such as the still backward Demon Realm?" ”
Old Iron Man shrugged: "Maybe, maybe not, who knows?" But we can't take that risk. Even in the Marvel world, we don't share the technology of the time shuttle with the country, only in the hands of the Justice League, of course, the Unholy League also has it, and they won't give it to anyone. ”
"Okay, I see." As a Chinese, Lin Bai essentially hopes that his country is the embodiment of justice and kindness, but he knows that this is just a beautiful fantasy, if the Huaxia government really gets the technology of the time shuttle, it is difficult to guarantee that it will not organize a colonial army to conquer other time and space, and create the "Age of Time and Space Exploration", and then it will be those who will suffer behind the time and space.
This is the inferior root nature of human beings, and only a very few people will not have such a root nature, such as Lin Bai, who has no ambitions. He already had the ability to planeswalk, but he didn't conquer anyone, it would be too much trouble.
Putting the USB flash drive into his trouser pocket, Lin Bai smiled at the old Iron Man and said, "Thank you, don't stay at home all day long, why don't you go and see the scenery of the human world." ”
"Not interested." Old Iron Man fiddled with an armor plate in his hand: "I'm working on how to strengthen the forearm armor of the Iron Suit, so don't mess with me here." ”
Lin Bai said goodbye and came out of the old man's room, the air outside was fresh, the sun was dazzling, it was already early summer, the yellow cypress leaves were shaded green, the wind in early summer was not hot, blowing people mixed up and comfortable, occasionally a light rain, would make the air filled with the fragrance of earth, such a good time, this old man actually stayed at home every day, it was really disdainful.
By the way, there is another person in the family who is also staying at home every day, Lin Bai walked to the door of Jin Qiaoqiao's room, and found that the door was not closed, so he pushed the door in. I saw Jin Qiaoqiao lying in front of the table, there was a laptop on the table, her fingers were flying, and she was tapping on the keyboard, not knowing what happened to Lin Bai coming in.
It is said that the novel she wrote "One God with Four Pits" is now very popular, with a lot of readers, and Jin Qiaoqiao has made a little money, this time it is not a ** novel, but a serious funny game novel, "Dog and Bear Alliance" The huge player base has become her potential readership, and the future is limitless.
Lin Bai didn't bother Jin Qiaoqiao, who was concentrating on creation, but just walked behind her back and peeked at what she was writing. It turned out that Jin Qiaoqiao was writing about the amateur competition between the "Demon King Team" and the "Eye Boss Five-Man Black", but as a result, the pillar of the team, that is, the One God, was banned from choosing the hero who was good at it, and the team was defeated by the hands of the five-person black, how did Lin Bai think this plot was very familiar...... It is said that novels are all derived from life, and there is nothing better than taking material from real life, and Jin Qiaoqiao obviously understands this very well.
The more Jin Qiaoqiao wrote, the more excited she became, and suddenly, she muttered, "It's so hot!" He began to undress.
Lin Bai was taken aback.
The temperature in early summer is actually not hot, but Jin Qiaoqiao seems to have entered the plot, very excited, and her body is hot, and she doesn't know that Lin Bai is standing behind her, she took off her pajamas and threw them aside without any worries, she didn't wear underwear at all, her upper body was bare, she sat cross-legged on the chair, her eyes lit up, and her hands continued to type on the keyboard.
Lin Bai looked behind her side and could clearly see half of her chest...... This picture was simply unseeable, Lin Bai quietly took two steps back, and then slipped out of the door, and helped her close the door. It was only then that I was relieved, but fortunately she hadn't found out, otherwise I would have to be taken as a voyeur.
Walking into the small garden, the Juniper Flower Demon was turning over the soil with a flower hoe, Lin Bai was startled, and quickly snatched her flower hoe over: "Hey, did you make a mistake?" I'm about to give birth, why are you still doing this kind of rough work? ”
"It's because I'm going to give birth that I have to work." The juniper flower demon spread his hands and said: "We have to quickly turn over the soil for the child and create an environment conducive to its growth, summer is a very important growth period for plants, we have to plant our children quickly......"
Lin Bai covered his face, how awkward the sentence "plant the child" sounded, there was a feeling of madness, he took the flower hoe and said: "You sit down and don't move, I'll just turn over the soil, the words ...... How to translate it? ”
"Dig a pit and loosen the dirt." The Juniper Flower Demon guided Lin Bai to make a very beautiful pit, and then, she lowered her head, the Juniper Flower on the top of her head had long since disappeared, and it formed a strange fruit, she shook her head, and the fruit fell from the top of her head, fell into the pit, and then pushed the soil on the edge of the pit over and buried the fruit.
Lin Bai asked a little sweaty, "That fruit is our child?" ”
"yes!"
"Can this meow really grow a child?"
"Really!"
Lin Bai covered his face: "Okay, then you belong to the birth now?" Confinement? ”
"What is confinement?" The juniper flower demon said puzzledly: "It's okay to give birth, I haven't done anything for several months, and I raise a baby here every day according to your instructions, it's so hard, and now that I'm finally done, I want to do something quickly." ”
A human woman will have a one-month period of weakness after giving birth, that is, confinement, but the flower demon obviously has no problem, in the end she is still a flower, and she will be fine after sowing seeds. The juniper flower demon jumped up happily: "I'm free, I don't have to be in a daze anymore." Lin Bai watched her slip back to the room, and within a few minutes, she changed into a maid outfit and swept the floor with a broom.
"Hey, hey!" Lin Bai shouted at her, "Do you want to feed the child or something?" ”
"No, find a kettle to sprinkle some water on him." The juniper demon smiled: "Actually, it's okay if you don't sprinkle water, anyway, there is a lot of rain in summer, and there will be a rain in a few days, and he can't die." ”
Lin Bai covered his face, he had never heard of a parent using a word like "he can't die" to describe his child, this was simply madness. But think about it, the flower demon grew up in the demon world since he was a child, and in that chaotic place, as long as a child can't die, he can grow up alive, which is the success of his parents. As for what body is not strong, not full of food, has it grown white and fat, and has it not gone to a prestigious school...... It's really not something that parents can take care of.
"Forget it, the monsters raise their children in the wild, but I'm not a monster, and I still have to do some duties as a father." Lin Bai found a small kettle, sprinkled some water on the place where the child was buried, and set an alarm clock on his mobile phone, and came to sprinkle some water every morning in the future, indicating that he was doing his best for the child.
I don't know what this child will look like, but if he looks the same as himself, but there is a flower on the top of his head, it will be quite.
The more Lin Bai thought about it, the more cold sweat flowed wildly.
When it was dark, the two Loli came back from outside, they were playing happily, and their red little faces were full of smiles: "The little tiger is so cute." ”
Lin Bai smiled: "The little tiger is similar to a human little Lori, of course it will be cute." ”
Both loli stuck out their tongues at him: "Loli control, despise you." ”
Little Lori Iron Man ran back to the backyard to find his grandfather, but the fierce Lori stayed: "Dad, you said that you would start studying the radio signal at night, but now it's getting late, you can't continue to Laipi, right?" Take me to study together. ”
Lin Bai was already holding the USB flash drive in his hand, and of course he would agree to Xiao Lori's request, and said with a smile: "Okay, come with me, let's study together." ”
The ferocious Lori was overjoyed, and jumped onto Lin Bai's back with a brush on the ground, hanging his neck from behind with both hands: "Oh also! I'm so happy that I can finally get involved in a research project for my father. ”
Lin Bai cried and laughed and carried Lori into his room, his room was very simple, just a bed, a wardrobe and a writing desk, there was a Martian laptop on the desk, this computer was given to him by the fierce Lori, there was a time when the female demon king used it to play the Bear League, and then the female demon king went to engage in the "professional team", and used the latest desktop, so this notebook returned to Lin Bai's hands.
Fierce Lori looked at the empty room and said unexpectedly, "Dad, you're planning to do research here?" ”
"yes!"
"You're going to do it with a laptop?"
"yes!"
"Don't have mainframe computers? Like Tianhe-2? ”R1152