Chapter 677: It's not a kiss
Liu Chengxiu is not really lazy, he has a set of skills in his survival zĂ i show, that is, his gags, different kinds of obscenity, but it is not annoying, but it is very effective in the show.
This is the reason why the program team chose him.
Variety shows, it's not like you can achieve results with your efforts, Liu Chengxiu has his own wisdom, and most people can't compare. It's the same in life, the wisdom of life is hard to come by, and not everyone understands it.
After dinner, I didn't take a bath last night, and I stayed in this hot desert for two days in a row, sweating like rain, which was naturally unbearable for women.
It was too far from the sea, and it was not possible to take a shower in the sea, but there was a cistern over there, and the three women discussed it, and since they were going to leave tomorrow, they were going to wipe their bodies a little with the filtered water from there.
Even if you wipe it and change your clothes, it's better than wearing sweaty clothes, and the smell of sweat is stronger all over your body, that's not a survival example for girls, not to mention, women are pleasing to themselves, not to mention other people, Song Jihyo doesn't want to have a smell of sweat on his body in front of Lee Chung-hee, he has to be fragrant.
After discussing, I asked Lee Chung-hee and a few men to help, first made them a small screen made of plastic, and then got three buckets of water.
A bucket per person, just to wipe the body, is enough, the three of them each give each other a sentry, chatting, while showering.
The temperature in the desert dropped quickly, but after a scorching day, at this time, a little cool water got on the body, but it was very refreshing, and the three women were also chattering, and they couldn't be happy.
They were not far from the camp. It's just a few tens of meters. Hear their voices of joy. Lee Chung-hee also smashed his mouth, "I want to take a shower too, it's really uncomfortable!" â
"You didn't sweat anything?" Su Jixie smiled and said, "You freak seems to be sweatless, and when you go to the beach in the morning, you must have brushed your body by the way!" â
"You really know me," Lee Chung-hee laughed.
"He doesn't know you!" Kim Jidong quipped: "If he knew you, he should have said that you don't want to take a bath now." I want to mix with beautiful women! â
Everyone laughed, and Lee Chung-hee also shrugged, "Well, this is a good building, bathing with beautiful women, but, don't say it's just me thinking alone, don't you guys don't have it, then it's not a man?" â
"You have such a tall image, it's not good to say such a bit of meat!" Kim Byung-wan said with a smile.
"All human beings have inferior roots. It's just a lot, not to mention. It is not wrong for men to like women, but it is the most basic condition for the existence of human society, if men like men and women like women, then it will be miserable,"
Lee Chung-hee smiled: "Anyway, I like women, and I have normal thoughts about appreciating beautiful women!" â
"You're quibbling," Kim Ji-dong quipped, "liking women and bathing with beautiful women are not the same concept!" â
"Why not, if you like a woman, you like to do a lot of romantic things with her, isn't it also quite romantic to take a bath?" Lee Chung-hee said with a smile.
"Oh, oh, oh, now you're finally exposed!" Liu Chengxiu smiled: "So, you like the three beauties over there!" â
Everyone was happy, talking here, the three women were talking, and they were just as happy.
"Yingzi, you really like the president!" Jun Ji-hyun smiled: "And the president really spoils you!" â
Wen Genying chuckled, "That's right, we met seven years ago, and the relationship is very good!" After a pause, he smiled again: "But we are not like you think, we are more like brothers and sisters!" â
"You don't know, such a brother and sister are easy to change!" Jun Ji-hyun quipped, "There is no truly pure relationship between a man and a woman!" â
Who knows Wen Genying waved his hand, "I'll talk about it later, anyway, I think it's good now, I enjoy it very much, I like it very much!" â
"You're done!" Song Ji Hyo said sourly: "Once a woman likes that feeling, she is really hopeless!" â
"Ah, is it?" Wen Genying still looked very calm, "That's okay, anyway, I think it's good now!" â
So, Jun Ji-hyun and Song Ji-hyo were depressed and didn't know what to say.
In the middle of the night, the all-wise and virtuous people answered; "You've known the president for so long, and your relationship is so good, tell us about some interesting things about the president!"
"This one!" Wen Genying's eyes rolled, there are some things that can't be said, and some things can be said, after distinguishing clearly, he continued: "You have seen the photos of him when he debuted, he was a little thin at that time, and he didn't eat too much, we bought a bowl of fried noodles, he didn't necessarily finish it, my appetite was much better, so we often buy and eat together, I eat a bowl and a half, and he eats half a bowl,"
In Song Zhixiao's guan'er, they also smiled: "Now, even if you give him three bowls, he can eat them alone." â
"Also, he's afraid of the dark," Wen Geunying chuckled: "I'm really super afraid of the dark, when I was in Sokcho, Gangwon Province, I scared him several times, as long as he got to a dark place and made a little noise, he was so nervous, he was especially easy to be scared, but unfortunately not now,"
He pouted again, "Thinking about it, it was actually more interesting at that time, but now that his problems have been overcome, it's not interesting!" â
"Men always grow up!" Song Zhixiao said with emotion: "But he still has a childlike heart, unlike some people, when he grows up, he has a straight face and is very boring!" â
Jun Ji-hyun glanced at her with a smile, "Ji-hyo, you've known him for a long time!" â
"It's been seven years!" Song Zhixiao flattened his mouth, "At that time, Imperial Entertainment had just been established, and President Zhang Dongguo saw me at the place where I worked, and said that I was good, so he asked me to shoot an advertisement!" â
He snorted again: "But my first impression of this guy Lee Chung-hee is really terrible!" â
In their curiosity, with a reminiscent expression, they continued: "As soon as he saw me, he looked at me with a squint, so annoying, I almost went up and gave him two strokes, oh, I didn't know he was the boss of the company at that time, and I thought he was an ordinary writer!" â
Jun Ji-hyun and the others laughed.
Song Jihyo also continued: "I haven't given him a good look for a long time, and later I learned that he was the chairman of the company."
said, with a little emotion and tenderness: "Fortunately, others are generous and don't care about me, otherwise I will be finished!" â
Jun Ji-hyun smiled and quipped: "Didn't someone often say at that time that you had a very good relationship with President Jang Dong-guk!" â
"Phew, that's all fake!" Song Zhixiao said.
Jun Ji-hyun glanced at her, and suddenly said, "I think your relationship with the president seems to be quite good, to be honest, you are not the one with him!" â
"Ahh Song Zhixiao was stunned for a moment, but immediately denied it, although she wanted to admit it, "What that, no, it was probably two or three years later, and our misunderstanding was cleared up, he said that I was like a person, so I was stunned for a moment, but it made me think that he was not a good person."
It's natural that the misunderstanding is resolved," Song Jihyo said with a smile: "We've known each other for so long, and the relationship is naturally better!" â
"I don't believe it!" Jun Ji-hyun replied a little sourly.
Wen Genying said suddenly: "That's it, I saw you and Oba shopping hand in hand last time!" â
"Why!" Song Zhixiao flattened his mouth, his mind was racing, and then he quibbled: "Oh, what you said was that time, he said that he wanted to choose a gift for Alice, I happened to be there, so I helped him go to the counselor, hand in hand or something, it should be hand in hand, I am often like that with him, you are not!" â
Then he suddenly said, "I also saw you kissing him!" â
"Ah, that's not a kiss!" Wen Genying was embarrassed at this moment, blushing, and explained: "It's just happy, very happy, just kiss him, that's nothing!" â
Song Ji-hyo and Jun Ji-hyun both have expressions that defeat you.
Wen Genying was even more embarrassed, and was about to explain, when she suddenly screamed, "Ah, there are snakes!" At the same time, he pointed to the sand next to Song Jihyo.
This frightened the three girls and screamed, but they were all undressed, there were no bath towels or anything like that, and it was a small sheltered place, so they didn't dare to run.
Then, Song Jihyo naturally shouted at Lee Chung-hee: "Hurry up, there are snakes here!" â
The men were all ready to rush up, and after reacting, they all glanced at each other, and then watched Lee Chung-hee rush over like a gust of wind.
The photographer was also blocked by Li Zhiyuan and did not move forward, in other words, this is a good program material, but when the three women may not be dressed, they recklessly went up, and the result was very miserable.
Therefore, Li Zhiyuan even asked the photographers who took pictures there from afar to turn off the camera, after all, the picture was not very good.
Li Zhengxi didn't think too much about it, this is mainly because he was used to rolling in the pile of women, and he didn't think there was anything, after running over, it was really, it was actually a very lethal rattlesnake in the desert.
I don't know when it appeared on Song Jihyo's side, his tail was erected and hissed, obviously ready to attack.
If you get bitten, it's really troublesome, and even if you don't die, it will be very painful, and it will be difficult to record the show.
He didn't have the heart to pay attention to Song Zhixiao and the others just blocked their chests with a towel, but they almost didn't block anything, and the three big beauties stood in front of him, but, like him, they were all staring at the snake nervously, with fear on their faces.
"It's okay, it's okay!" Li Zhengxi comforted them while staring at the snake tightly, he didn't have anything in his hand now, with his bare hands, with the fast attack speed of the rattlesnake's tail, he didn't dare to go up and catch it rashly, so as not to attack. (To be continued......)