Seventy-second, you are all hypocritical
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A wonderful futuristic battle is being staged at the entrance of the old street, and the whole body is covered in armor, like a machine qì person, and is fighting with a blind woman. The neighbors of the old street were hiding at home, watching the scene through the windowpane, but the thirty-two father-in-law walked behind the nearest telephone pole and quickly recorded it on paper.
The neighbors wanted to tell sΓΉ that this idiot should use his mobile phone to record this paragraph, and he could watch it slowly and write it down when he went home, but at this time, the thirty-second father-in-law had already entered a state of extreme excitement, and he would not listen to anything. What fools like to see most is that someone is more stupid than themselves, so the old neighbors of the whole street are happy.
The Brave Woman knows how to dodge the heat and rotate close to the Future Soldier, so that he has no chance to strafe himself with a machine gun, but her fists and feet can constantly bombard the Future Soldier, and every punch and kick will knock the Future Soldier back a few steps, making him farther and farther away from the iron flower.
However, the combat effectiveness of the Brave Hero series is relatively poor in the Justice League, and her justice power is not accumulated enough, so her attack is basically ineffective against future soldiers, although it can shock it back, but it can't hurt the Golden Bamboo Gang warriors inside.
Of course, the future warrior can't hurt the female courage, she is like a swimming fish, going back and forth around the machine, making it powerful and nowhere to go, and never catching a single hair of her.
"Idiot, don't let her revolve around you." Flower Butterfly scolded angrily: "Throwing a grenade at your feet can solve it." β
Only then did the future warrior suddenly realize that he quickly smashed a grenade at his feet.
Daredevils were startled and quickly jumped to the side.
The grenade exploded, and a wave of air rushed out from the feet of the future soldier, and shrapnel hit his armor and splattered in all directions, leaving the warriors inside unharmed. The Heroine was not as hard as it, and a few pieces of shrenching cut through her body, cutting a few cuts in the dark red leather coat, and the snow-white skin inside was also cut, and blood gushed out.
Daredevils roll to a telephone pole and take a break.
The future soldier held a grenade in his hand and laughed: "Come again? Hahaha, there's a kind of coming back! β
The female courageous man is quite helpless, and the power of justice is insufficient, otherwise what is there to fear from this iron bump......
The Future Soldier swept the Daredevils with his submachine gun, the bullets hitting the telephone pole and splashing cement blocks flying everywhere, and then he threw a grenade next to the telephone pole.
The female courageous man is not good, and it is not easy to hide this time......
At this moment, another future warrior in armor flew into the sky, holding a huge chainsaw instead of a gun. The "peng" fell in front of the telephone pole with a bang, and the impact of the landing stepped on the ground into two large pits in the shape of the soles of the feet, and it blocked the front of the female daredevils with its body, and the grenade exploded, and the flying shrapnel all hit its body, but all of them were bounced off by the solid armor.
The new futuristic soldier raised the chainsaw, turned on the megaphone and shouted, "The robber who blackmailed my father, give me back the universal individual armor!" The voice was crisp, and it turned out that the person inside was a violent Lori.
There were originally two sets of this armor, one was military, and it was stolen by the Golden Bamboo Gang. The other set is civilian, and it was once taken out for display, and what Lin Bai saw at the watch meeting was the civilian armor, that is, the set worn by the ferocious Lori.
"Yo, what do I see?" The future soldier laughed: "A set of civilian armor actually wants to come to meet my military suit." β
Ferocious Lori snorted coldly: "Don't forget that I am a person from Tianshu Technology, and no one knows the difference between these two sets of armor better than me." Military armor only has more power amplification devices and degree amplification devices than civilian armor, and it is exactly the same in terms of defense, and the weapons you carry can't hurt me at all. β
Soldier of the Future: "......"
Fierce Lori raised the huge chainsaw, and said with a smile: "But this chainsaw can hurt you, do you believe it or not?" It is a high-frequency alloy chainsaw, which is used to cut pieces of armor when making the armor on your body. β
The Future Warrior took a step back, clearly frightened.
"Idiot, she's bluffing you." Hua Butterfly scolded angrily into the microphone: "You have a degree amplification device, you move faster than her, and she is a little Lori, and her combat experience is almost equal to zero, so she can't see you at all, I'm afraid of a fart." β
The future soldier has just come to his senses, yes, as long as I move faster than her, her chainsaw can't cut me, what else is there to be afraid of?
"Don't fight her, you can't hurt her anyway, there's no point in fighting like this." Hua Butterfly ordered: "Push her away, and then walk into the range of Tiehua, try to kill the Overlord Flower, if you can kill it, of course it's the best, if you can't kill it, forget it, as long as you can go into her territory to make trouble, and then walk out safely, it is equivalent to stepping on the face of the Overlord Flower on the ground, and in the future, she is not qualified to say anything about the death of the entrant within the scope of the Iron Flower." β
The future warrior got the order, roared, and punched the ferocious Lori who was standing in front of him......
Ferocious Lori swung the chainsaw to slice her fist, but the Future Warrior was noticeably faster than Lori, and the punch knocked her backwards, and although she was not injured, the chainsaw did not hit the target. She gritted her teeth, got up, and swooped down again with a chainsaw.
The two future warriors at the corner of the street fought together, fists and chainsaws flew around, which was dizzying, but the female demon king didn't even have any interest in watching it at all, she actually picked up the newly bought Huawei Mate7 mobile phone and dialed Lin Bai: "Hey, husband, someone is going to rush into our territory, and wants to step on the king's face, and you, the man in charge, haven't come back to protect your weak wife?" β
"!" Lin Bai was still on the ruins of Liu's house at this time, holding Miss Liu with his left hand, secretly rubbing oil, and holding the phone in his right hand and said angrily: "What kind of weakness are you?" I'm very busy here, don't bother me, you can do it yourself. β
The female demon king snorted and learned the Taiwanese accent: "Isn't it just busy rubbing the oil of beautiful women?" Her waist is not as thin as this king, what is there to touch? You're coming back, the future soldier who just escaped from you, and now you're running to Lao Cai, don't you really want to kill it? β
Lin Bai's spirits perked up: "That goods arrived in Lao Cai?" Damn, I really want to kill it, but I don't have enough power. β
The female demon king grinned and said, "You come back quickly, and this king will give you a good thing that can kill it and make you angry." β
Lin Bai was overjoyed, and when he was happy, he even forgot about rubbing oil, the so-called face problem, he would rather die than give in. The fact that he was escaped by the future soldier made him feel that he had lost face, so it was imperative to kill it first, as for the beauty...... Cut...... It's not Qianqian, just touch it twice, there's no need to hold it and not let go.
The female demon king snorted: "Find a place where no one is, and this king will open the portal to pick you up." She picked up the rag doll Lin Bai, and the thing was still singing "She has a horn on her head, and she has a tail behind her", the female demon king kicked it angrily, and the rag doll closed her mouth and followed the female demon king back to the house, and the two went up to the second floor together.
Lin Bai let go of Miss Liu, and used a urine escape technique to get into the grove, there was no one near the left, and before he could say "You can open the door" to the mobile phone, he saw that a portal had appeared in front of him, so he buried his head in the door, and after a period of space distortion, he returned home.
There was actually himself standing in front of him, as if he was looking in a mirror, Lin Bai was startled. Of course, what scared him was not when he saw himself, but when he looked at himself from the perspective of others, he felt that he was too diao, he couldn't look at it, and the shape of the shorts and short sleeves was even worse than the poorest and scumbag bastard.
The female demon king smiled and slapped the fake Lin Bai on the head, and it turned back into a rag doll and lay quietly on the ground.
"I'm rubbing, this magic is a good bunker." Lin Bai felt that this trick was very interesting, and if it was used to do bad things, he could create an alibi for himself. Next time, I will use this fake Lin Bai to accompany the flat-chested policewoman to eat hot pot, and his real body will run to ** kidnapping, no matter how bad things he does, the police can't suspect him, and I feel very excited when I think about it.
"I think about it, but I don't dare to really do it." The female demon king seemed to see through his thoughts, and grinned: "Okay, it's time to prepare to deal with that broken armor, you go find a knife to ......"
Lin Bai didn't ask her what she was doing with the knife, anyway, it must be useful, this woman is very lazy, she won't do meaningless things. So I went downstairs to look for a knife, the fruit knife definitely won't work, it's too small. The watermelon knife is the most popular, but unfortunately there is no one at home. Looking around, the most reliable knife in the house is actually a kitchen knife......
Lin Bai came to the second floor with a kitchen knife, he remembered a song, the martial arts movie he watched when he was a child, the theme song sang: "Lonely lamp carries a single knife, I am proud of the rivers and lakes", and now I need to change the lyrics: "Little white carries a kitchen knife, I am proud of the old street", which is actually quite good.
The female demon king glanced at the kitchen knife and covered her face with her hand: "Can you be cool once in a while, what kind of trouble are you going to make with a kitchen knife?" β
Lin Bai spread his hands: "I only have this kind of knife." β
The female demon king suddenly smiled: "This second-hand look is actually your advantage, and this king likes it very much." She silently muttered a spell in her mouth, then reached out and patted the kitchen knife lightly, and a green wind swirled around the kitchen knife, like a wind elf jumping.
Lin Bai felt that the kitchen knife in his hand had become very light, and his whole body had become lighter: "What kind of magic is this?" β
"It's called blessing magic." The female demon king smiled: "Blessing this king's magic power to this kitchen knife, it is no longer a kitchen knife, but a demon knife." β
Lin Bai is overjoyed, demon knife! When I used to play games, I often saw things like "Demon Knife Village Rain" in the game, and I felt very awesome, but I didn't expect to have a ...... Well, it's just that the styling is a bit like that.
The female demon king grinned and said, "Take this knife and go and cut down the future warrior." By the way, take off the underwear, and you don't need to use the underwear anymore if you have the king's baby. You scoundrel always put good and evil together to stir up and eat, don't you feel panicked? β
Lin Bai flattened his mouth and said, "Why should justice and evil be so clearly distinguished? I think you and the Justice League are very hypocritical! β
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