Chapter 137: This is Chinese Kung Fu!
Atlantis, San Francisco, California, USA, at 12 p.m. local time, 8 a.m. Beijing time.
Wang Hao opened his eyes, and due to the influence of his biological clock, he couldn't sleep!
He has already developed the habit of getting up at eight o'clock in the morning, and has achieved the habit of waking up on time without an alarm clock, which is indeed a good habit when he is in China, but in the United States, this makes him feel a little headache!
He woke up on time, but it was just late at night in the United States.
"It's a complete reversal!" , Wang Hao had some urge to go crazy.
He walked to the corridor wearing hotel slippers, only to find that Li Bo's room and their room were all closed, and Lu Zhanbo's room also made a loud snoring sound.
"Is this guy a sleeping god? Completely unaffected by jet lag? For the first time, Wang Hao felt very envious of Lu Zhanbo.
"Forget it, I'd better go out for a walk!" Wang Hao returned to the room, changed into his clothes and shoes, and walked out of the hotel.
The blonde American also arranged a room for Singh, but when Wang Hao woke up, Singh also automatically activated.
With it by his side, Wang Hao doesn't have to worry about his safety at all.
He can go out shopping late at night with great peace of mind.
Of course, it wasn't just because he couldn't sleep, but because he remembered that he still had a task to complete.
Among the tasks assigned to him by the system, he was required to find four guinea pigs and a star-nosed mole that were exactly the same as in the movie "Guinea Pig Agent", the first four guinea pigs were not difficult to find, and the more rare ones were star-nosed moles, because the system required him to come to the United States to find the native star-nosed mole, which was a bit difficult!
Wang Hao has checked on the Internet, and this guy lives underground. And they usually sleep during the day and come out to forage at night, so in fact this is the easiest time to catch the star-nosed mole.
After Wang Hao walked out of the hotel, he went straight to the garden he saw during the day, and the Internet said that earthworms are the delicacy of star-nosed moles, and most places where there are earthworms have star-nosed moles. And where there is a garden, there are most likely earthworms.
"Singh, you move relatively fast, when you see a star-nosed mole later, help me catch it, don't kill it!" , Wang Hao said.
Singh nodded, "Don't worry, master!" ”
"Huh?" , Wang Hao glared at him.
"Mr. Wang!"
Wang Hao now finds that it is really a wise choice to create Zào and Singh, not only to be a thug. You can still catch mice at critical moments, huh...... How does it feel a little weird?
As soon as he entered the garden, Wang Hao heard the sound of rustling in the grass, and he was suddenly happy in his heart, it seems that he is lucky today!
I hope it's not just a noodle gentleman, this guy seems to like to come out day and night!
Wang Hao beckoned Singh to run towards the place where the voice came from, and the closer he got to that place, the more nervous Wang Hao's heart became. Even breathing slowed down a lot.
"You go there, I'll go this way. We're outflanking, be sure to catch it! Wang Hao said in a very low voice.
Finally walked to the edge of the grass, Wang Hao suddenly picked up the branches of the bushes that blocked his view!
As far as the eye can see, two shiny white naked flesh is rolling on the grass, and two Americans, a man and a woman, are doing piston sports with great interest!
Two seconds later.
"Ah!!h
With two earth-shattering screams. The two white bodies suddenly got up from the grass, grabbed their clothes and ran out of the grass!
Only Wang Hao and Singh, who have been petrified, are left!
Sure enough, Americans are full of passion! Find a mole and meet a pair of wild mandarin ducks fighting in the field!
"Singh, you didn't see anything, did you?" , Wang Hao stared at him and asked.
Singh was like an ignorant child. Scratching his head, he said, "Mr. Wang, what were they doing just now?" ”
"They...... They're exercising! The colder the weather, the better! Wang Hao said with an embarrassed face.
Although Singh can learn the knowledge and skills mastered by humans through the Internet, he must obtain Wang Hao's permission to ensure that Singer receives Wang Hao's absolute control and prevent things like the movie "The Terminator" from happening, so Singh still can't understand what the couple's actions just now mean.
"Then Mr. Wang, do you also exercise regularly?" , Singh said suddenly.
"Ahem, ahem......", Wang Hao suddenly coughed violently, and Singh hurriedly ran over to pat him lightly on the back.
How can I explain this to you! Have you ever seen me "exercise" like this?
"Singh! I think it's necessary for me to educate you about some basic human knowledge, you listen to ......" (the scale is too large, omit N words)
Although Wang Hao is still a standard virgin in this life, in his previous life, he is already quite experienced!
……
After the screams of the two lovers, even if there was a star-nosed mole in the garden, it was impossible to catch it, and Wang Hao and Singh could only switch positions.
I have to say that the nightlife of Americans is still quite rich, although it is now past the early hours of the morning, there are still pedestrians on the streets, and some bars are still open.
“…… Hum...... Ha ......"
Suddenly, there was a uniform voice on the street in the distance, and it seemed that there was still someone saying Chinese, Wang Hao suddenly became interested, and walked straight to the direction where the voice came from.
"Practice one last time, and we'll rest! The fair will be held tomorrow, you have to take a good look! ”
This voice is authentic Mandarin! Wang Hao suddenly felt very cordial, he didn't expect to meet Chinese people here in the middle of the night!
Walking through the street, Wang Hao saw a group of Chinese in white Tai Chi suits practicing martial arts in front of a shop, and a slightly wealthy middle-aged Chinese in front of them was urging them.
In the surrounding area, a group of Americans watched the excitement, and from time to time someone took out their mobile phones to take pictures of them.
Wang Hao also walked over, grabbed a person and asked, only then did he understand that these people were invited by the expo to perform martial arts, and they will officially start performing tomorrow, and they are still doing the final rehearsal tonight.
Although it was winter, they were already sweating profusely. It seems that it has been practiced for a long time.
"Huaxia Kung Fu?" , Just when Wang Hao looked out of his mind, a slightly drunk voice came.
Wang Hao followed the sound and saw a bald man nearly two meters tall walking over staggeringly, holding a wine bottle in his hand, and he knew that he was drunk at a glance.
He has extremely complex tattoos on his body. It looks similar to the Russian mafia thug in the movie.
"It turns out that this is the Chinese kung fu ......"
The bald man walked in front of the Chinese crowd who were practicing Chinese martial arts, and also danced like those Chinese.
"I can also do Chinese kung fu,...... Oh...... Yay......", the bald man swayed with the bottle, his ass constantly twisted, causing the surrounding spectators to laugh.
"You're not Huaxia Kung Fu!" Among the Chinese who practiced martial arts, someone suddenly stopped and glared at the drunken bald man with an angry face.
Several of the surrounding Chinese hurriedly grabbed him. Worried that she had annoyed the bald drunk.
But it is clear that this Chinese is very stubborn.
"Not Huaxia Kung Fu? Then you teach me ......", the bald head shouted and poured a sip of wine.
The Chinese glared at him, and then began to practice one move at a time.
The bald man also imitated her, and muttered, "It's ...... with dancing What's the difference? Well! It looks like a striptease......"
The crowd around laughed, and the drunk seemed to be very proud, and he put on a more energetic performance.
"Chinese kung fu is not striptease!" , the Chinese suddenly roared.
Suddenly all the onlookers fell silent, and they all turned their heads to look at this Chinese American. I found that her eyes were red, and she was about to cry when she saw it.
She does not allow others to insult the traditional Chinese martial arts like this. Because it represents the culture of the Chinese people and the spirit of the Chinese people!
"Singh!" , Wang Hao called in a low voice,
"Mr. Wang, I'm ready at any time!"
The onlookers were a little bored, so they dispersed in twos and threes. However, at this moment, the drunk man suddenly became angry!
“FUCKYOU!” The strong man's face was hideous, and he slammed the wine bottle in his hand towards the Chinese!
He shot too fast, and he didn't spare any hands at all. If he was hit, that Chinese would probably burst his brain on the spot!
There was an exclamation all around, and no one expected that the bald drunk would suddenly attack!
Except for Wang Hao and Singh!
"Whoosh!" , Singh suddenly accelerated, and with a dodge, he hugged the Chinese and pulled her over.
"Bang!" , the wine bottle smashed Singh's head, and instantly turned into pieces and splashed open!
“ohmygod!” , almost everyone regressed in shock, and secretly said in their hearts that this person is finished!
If you are hit by such a big wine bottle, your head will bloom if you don't die!
But just as Singh landed on the ground with the Chinese in his arms, he turned around and stood up.
Unscathed!
"Oh my God! Why didn't he have anything at all? ”
"Am I not mistaken? Did he just stand up? ”
"Is he an iron head practitioner? Doesn't seem to have anything going on? ”
"Did that bottle really hit him? Am I mistaken? ”
……
The drunken man was also incredulous, and he shook his head, and when he opened his eyes, he found that Singh was still standing steadily.
"Teach him what the real Chinese kung fu is!" , Wang Hao said coldly.
"No problem!" , Singh said.
The drunk man glared at Wang Hao, Wang Hao's words angered him again, he clenched his fist with his right hand, and smashed it into Singh's face with a slam punch!
"The strength is there, but the accuracy is still a little close!" , Singer's mouth came out of the voice of the fire cloud evil god, and he dodged the drunkard's fist with a tilt of his head.
Just when the drunk man was surprised, Singh smashed his front teeth with a punch, and suddenly "clicked" twice, and several bloody front teeth flew up!
"Ah!! My teeth! The drunk man spat out a mouthful of blood, and at the same time spat out a few teeth.
But Singh didn't stop, he reached out and grabbed the drunk's right hand, and with an over-the-shoulder fall, he slammed him to the ground!
At this point, the drunk is no longer able to move!
The onlookers all looked at Singh like a monster, after all, Singh was only 1.8 meters, and he didn't look very strong, but he easily carried the drunk man up to two meters high, which was really unbelievable!
"This is Huaxia Kung Fu!" , Singh said.
"Papapapa......", the Chinese who was almost hit by the wine bottle just now immediately clapped their hands, and with him taking the lead, other Chinese Americans also began to applaud.
Immediately, the surrounding onlookers also applauded excitedly, and Singer reminded them of their former idol Bruce Lee (Bruce Lee), maybe he was the only one who could do such a thing!
"Thank you!" , the Chinese said to Singh.
Singh smiled, looked at Wang Hao and said, "It's Mr. Wang who asked me to save you!" ”
The Chinese man walked up to Wang Hao and said, "Thank you, thank you!" ”
"We're all descendants of dragons! Help each other as it should! Wang Hao smiled, "However, if you can do me a favor, it will be even better!" ”
"What's the busy?" , the Chinese said.
Wang Hao smiled and said, "Help me catch a star-nosed mole!" (To be continued......)