Chapter 1 Am I Crazy?
At 30,000 feet in the air, in a spacious private room, I was reclining in a plush A380 chair and talking on the phone for $5 a minute. Suddenly, the fuselage vibrated violently, and then the phone lost signal, and then a shrill siren sounded. The jolting cabin, the screams, the explosions, and the sudden darkness were the last images I had before I lost consciousness.
In the darkness of the tunnel, I ran desperately towards a glimmer of light ahead, closer, closer......
Finally, after I had exerted the last of my strength, I ran to the light source, and the bright light pierced my eyes, and as soon as I tried to raise my hand to cover my eyes, I received waves of great pain all over my body.
I burst into ecstasy, tears soaring, thanks to the party, thanks to the people, thanks to CCTV, CDTV, MTV, even alive!! I survived an unprecedented crash in the history of aviation! At this time, how grateful I am to have a military spy but a good man without borders, and a father of a drug and arms dealer who is very rich but willing to do charity. Otherwise, with my lustful and immoral status as a commercial spy and my evil underworld bloodline, I don't think I would have any reason to be let go by death.
After giving a survival speech in his heart, his eyes opened a slit and he felt a glimmer of heaven. Then he slowly opened his eyes. Yes, the weather is just right, the blue sky is cloudless, I am lying in the dense leaves and vines, from time to time there are a few cicadas chirping around, the air exudes the fragrance of flowers and fruits, my eyes follow the fragrance, half a meter away on a bonsai-like small tree, three bright red egg-sized super strawberries are waiting for me to pick them hungry and thirsty. I'm sure this must be a great discovery in botanical history, strawberries don't just bear on vines but also on trees.
I tried to move my legs, and it was good, it seemed like none of them were scrapped. Raising his hand, the right hand was not lightly bruised, and it seemed to be dislocated. The left hand is fine, it didn't hurt the muscles and bones, the luck of the lucky! If it weren't for the excruciating pain all over my body, I would have wanted to laugh three times. Thanks to my parents for helping me develop the cerebellum since I was a child, I am now a true left-hander. Stretch out your left hand and pick one and eat it, hula, the pure natural green fruit is different, melt in the mouth, the original taste is sweet and delicious. I couldn't wait to pick the remaining two and swallow them, they were so enjoyable that they were cool to my limbs.
After I was half-full, I planned to look at my GPS phone to determine my coordinates, to see if the puppet landed on a desert island in the Pacific Ocean, or an unknown indigenous group, and then send a distress signal, and then lie in place and wait for help. So he slowly propped up his upper body, Hami? This, what is the situation?
My height of 1.75 meters has been shortened to less than 1.55 meters, and my devil figure has become a reed stick, and my famous brand has become an embroidered Luo skirt of an unknown dynasty. My size 37 heels became embroidered shoes up to size 34. My short ear-length hair turned into waist-length hair. No need to pinch my leg, I'm in pain, yes. Close your eyes, open them, and you're still the same, your eyes aren't flowery, that's right. Touch your forehead, put your hand down, no fever, that's right!! Oh, buy cakes, the most unacceptable thing for me is that I still have a short arrow stuck in my left and right legs!
Buying cakes again, I'm sure, definitely and sure, this is definitely not filming, who will sue me, whether I'm crazy or the world is crazy.
I guess I shook too much, and suddenly a squeaky breaking sound came, accompanied by my rough screams, a burst of scraping and tearing along the way, and then after the third-level interception and deceleration of a large tree branch, and after a violent impact and pain all over my body, I landed safely. Later, I realized that I was hanging on the cliff before. And this cliff, that one, is not an ordinary high eh, looking up and not being able to see the top, it seems to rise to the sky and connect to the sky.
While I was still thinking about whether to adjust my posture and fainted, I suddenly faintly heard the sound of horses' hooves in the distance. With my usual style of sitting and never standing, lying down and never sitting, even if I lie down, I have to find something to rely on, I will definitely faint. But now is a special time, and I will never allow myself to faint until I find out if I am crazy or not.
I struggled to stand up, holding my right arm, subconsciously, I didn't want to be discovered, dodging the sound of horses' hooves getting closer and closer to the woods, every step was like catching yellow eels in my grandmother's rice field when I was a child, shaking and sticking badly.
After 5 minutes, I made a basic judgment that there was more than one person who did not know good and evil. Just as I was about to catch up, I noticed a tree hole in front of me where I could hide. Without the slightest hesitation, I quickly ducked in, and crawled two handfuls of dry fallen leaves to cover the hole.
A few minutes later, a group of people came, judging by the sound of footsteps, there were about 10 people, and through the sparse cracks in the fallen leaves, I saw that all the people who came were dressed in black and masked, holding various cold weapons in their hands, carefully searching for something, I thought they were searching for me. Could it be that the big brother from the underworld came to arrest me, my whimsical thinking scared me and sweated profusely.
Soon a couple more on horseback came. The man in black in the lead stepped forward and said to a white horse, "Report to the Lord, I haven't found it here." ”
Please, I'm right in front of you, at your feet, okay? I'm slandered.
"Keep looking." The magnetic and evil voice is like a 10,000-year-old ice cube under the Antarctic ground, could it be that this is the ghost king? At a distance of more than 10 meters, he occasionally felt a deep chill emanating from his body.
The search crowd got closer and closer to the hole in the tree where I was hiding, I tried to cover my mouth, hold my breath and close my eyes, 5 meters, 4 meters, 3 meters......
Listening to the footsteps getting closer and closer, I could only pray in fear. I felt a sharp sting in my calf, and I guessed that I was either bitten by a scorpion or kissed by a poisonous snake. At this moment, how I admired my wise move to cover my mouth with my hand before, otherwise I would have to snort if I didn't snort at this moment.
I felt like at least three people were standing in front of the tree hollow, and my heart was pounding, my nerves were tense, and I couldn't tell if I would die.
Then the sound of horses' hooves came. Just when I thought my hiding place had been exposed, I heard the voice of the man in black from before. "Lord, all around looked around, but no. The girl had been poisoned by arrows for a day and two nights, and she had fallen from this cliff, and even if she had a breath, she couldn't get out of this wild wolf valley. The body may have been snatched away by wolves. ”
After a gust of wind, a new voice sounded. "Lord, his subordinates also think that the woman has no way to live, seven steps are the most poisonous in the world, and walking seven steps of poisonous vines will be extinct. Let's go back. ”
A bone-eating chill penetrated every pore of my body, and the two chopsticks on my legs were called poisoned arrows, forehead, seven steps, happy and sad, not being killed by falling to death, but also poisoned, even in the catastrophe, hard to die.
"Withdraw." The white horse's cold voice was bone-chilling.
I opened my eyes and looked desperately at the crowd leaving, the man in black left quickly, only the white horse still hesitated, because the dead leaves were blown away by a gust of wind just now, I saw the man and the horse more realistically. I am an amateur equestrian enthusiast and know a little about horses, which should be the Maxima kamikaze that was introduced to the Central Plains from the Western Regions by the Han Dynasty and is now on the verge of extinction. The man on horseback seemed to sense a pair of eyes behind him, and turned his horse's head to look at me, and suddenly I saw a tall hat, a red mask, and a right hand holding the reins with a blue-black scar or birthmark.
Subconsciously, I closed my eyes.
The man's alertness was not ordinary, and he turned his horse's head around me again before slowly leaving.
The sound of the horses' hooves was gone, but the wind was still there, and I crawled out of the hollow of the tree with the dead leaves, and I realized again that my legs were numb.
I couldn't walk an inch like I am now, and I was so tired that I was sweating all over my body when I moved out of the hole in the tree with one hand. It's also good to have numb legs, and you don't feel any pain at all. I was about to check my leg injury, and I pulled open my skirt and trouser legs, and I gasped, almost scared to death by what I didn't see. An unknown venomous snake with a thick thumb and a blood-red body was wrapped around my left calf, biting my calf muscles with ferocity, and it was motionless. What's even more disgusting is that both feet and below the knees are full of blood-sucking leeches that are almost violent. I reached out and touched my neck and ears, but luckily there were no such disgusting things on them, but my right hand was not so lucky.
Even though I knew I was going to die, I still didn't want to die with these most disgusting things in my life. I've got to find a way to get them out of my body.
These things can't be pulled out directly by hand, they have a strong adsorption capacity, and some even suck half of the body into the flesh, and even if the body is removed, their suction cups will remain on my legs. According to my experience of survival in the wild, I need fire now, but in this barren mountain where ghosts don't occupy pits and demons don't have holes, where do people come from to let me borrow fire. I don't have the ability to make a fire by myself, I only have one hand to move, and it seems that this hand has no strength now.
While I was mourning for myself, I noticed something falling out of my clothes. Suddenly, my eyes lit up, hey, isn't this the fire fold I saw in costume films? Learning the method in the film, I puffed up my breath and blew hard, oh, it really caught fire.
The dead branches and leaves at hand made a small fire. As soon as I roasted with the fire, the greedy leeches withdrew from my body, but the snake that had bitten me didn't seem to move. After picking it out of my calf with a twig, I realized, uh, it had been poisoned by the poison on my body, but the snake was venomous enough to leave a clear and complete blue-black snake tattoo on my leg.
I burned two holes in my thigh pants with a fire stick, and I didn't feel it anyway, and I didn't even save the anesthetic. Directly pull out the two "chopsticks" and squeeze the black blood at the wound vigorously. I wanted to squeeze until I was bleeding red and picking up a life like on TV, but who knew that the blood was still black after half an hour. Looking at this situation, I guess I don't have a few hours to live.
Thinking of me Qin Suifeng, whether it is a casual and chic wind or a wind that flows everywhere, I actually died such a wretched. In my thirty-two years of brilliant life, no matter how poor I am, I can take 7 foreign languages (I learned from my parents), I have studied in Waseda, Seoul, Cambridge, Harvard, MIT, Hamburg University, Royal Conservatory of Music, Paris Academy of Fine Arts (from the age of 15 mixed in college, 16 consecutive years have not obtained a university diploma, science and engineering, literature, history and art know everything), and after returning to China, he mixed for a year, and was promoted two levels in a row to become a national treasure of MBA (Master of Business Administration) and MPA (Master of Public Administration) double master's degree, It's not in vain, aggrieved, tears.
Bandaging the wound, picking up the surrounding dead branches to the fire, adding some large firewood, leaning against the tree, after all, I didn't figure out whether I was crazy or not, I was cold and hot for a while, I sweated one after another, and my consciousness became more and more blurred. After a wave of vertigo, I finally closed my eyes unconvinced, and I didn't think I would wake up again!
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