1518.Chapter 1518 1518 The "monkey" has become a sperm
"I'm against it!" Philip rolled his eyes, his eyes shining like swords and scared Mi'er to look at him.
"I'm against it too!" Shan's unsmiling face and cold expression are very intimidating, presumably he usually uses this face to get along with his clansmen!
"I'm against it too!" Xiao Se grinned so sweetly, "Sister, don't deny the mountain so early, you can get along, maybe he is the most suitable man for you in this world?" β
Honey has a big head, and these bees buzz like bees make her dizzy!
"How old am I, you have so much to worry about, will I be grateful to you? Will my parents be grateful to you? Ouch, she hugged her head in distress, "Can you talk about something else!" β
Xiao Se is very smart, and stretched out her hand to rub her temples for her sister.
"You wait for me here, I'll go out now and find a route for you to escape at night!" Shan stood up and wanted to go out, "Remember, you must not leave this cave, no one will dare to enter here without my permission!" β
"I'll go with you!" Mi'er suddenly volunteered with a brain twitch, she didn't want to stay here to be a light bulb, so she might as well go out with the mountains.
βgoοΌβ Shan was in a good mood and was about to explode, "But if you want to go out, you must apply two black oil paints on your face!" β
"Why?" Mi'er didn't understand, "Haven't all your people seen me?" So many of them set fire to me and eat me! β
"It was a misunderstanding!" Shan pursed his lips and smiled, he would never tell SΓΉ Mi'er why she smeared oil paint on her face!
Because it symbolizes status, it means to inform everyone that she is already his woman!
"Wipe it!" Mi'er is used to raising her eyebrows, and she raises her chin and motions for the mountain to move.
Shan took her hand, "There's a black avocado on the outside, just rub it twice with that!" β
Mi'er was passively led out, thin and small, walking beside the huge mountain, like an antelope next to a lion!
Only Philip and Tinker are left in the cave.
Xiao Se held her chin, tilted her head and watched the mountain walk into the sun with her sister and soon disappeared.
"Philip, why do you say that the mountain is putting black oil paint on his sister's face?" Xiao Se couldn't figure it out, although she was well-informed, she didn't understand this.
"That's what I mean!" Philip squinted wickedly, hooking his finger to signal Xiao Se to approach him.
Xiao Se was really obedient, she put her face sideways close to Philip, but as soon as she got closer, Philip took a big sip on her face!
"I thought you had something to tell me!" Xiao Se has a feeling of being deceived.
Philip succeeded in his treacherous plan, licking his lips and savoring the fragrance of the little color, with a look of unfinished hunger and thirst.
"Philip, do you think the mountain is reliable? Will he do anything to his sister? Xiao Se was a little worried, "In case he treats his sister, how can we explain to the uncle and aunt when we go back?" β
"Male * happy * female * love, no need to confess!" Philip was relieved, "Mi'er needs someone to cure her, and the mountain is probably the unlucky ghost who can cure her!" β
"Don't say that about my sister!" Xiao Se protested with cloudy eyes, "She's just young, and she hasn't grown sensible yet!" β
"Okay!" Philip was a little jealous, and Le seemed to love Mill more than he loved him.
It's not that he's narrow-minded, a person in love, even with a dog, he may be jealous!
"Would you like to sit on my lap?" Philip's brown eyes were a little sad, "I'm afraid that you love others more than I do!" β
"Ugh!" Xiao Se's eyes were a little disgusted, "Philip, has my sister's infantile disease been passed on to you?" β
"Xiao Se, when you return to Arthur, will you agree to my proposal?" Philip stretched out his two big paws and grabbed Xiao Se's two small hands and held them in the palm of his hand, he liked the delicate and smooth touch of her skin.
"Propose?" Xiao Se almost choked on her own saliva, "But I'm still so young, less than eighteen years old?" β
Is he sure he doesn't have a pedophile?
"But Arthur can be married at the age of sixteen!" Philip's eyes shone with a small light of pity.
In fact, he has his own ideas in his heart, he doesn't care about his age, he only knows that if he settles her down early, he doesn't have to worry about her being snatched away!
"So many people older than me are not married, and I am so young but I want to get married!" Xiao Se sighed, her big eyes were full of sorrow: "Early marriage and early childbearing are not conducive to the spiritual health of girls, do you know?" β
Philip rubbed his little paws, when did this girl become so good at acting?
"Just because we get married early doesn't mean we have to have children early! I will be careful not to let you conceive a baby anytime soon! β
He said it so sincerely, but it made Xiao Se's cheeks red.
"Philip, shall we change the subject?"
Xiao Se kept swallowing saliva, as soon as she heard that she was going to get married, to have a child or something, her throat was as uncomfortable as if she was blocked by fat, and her heartbeat was completely out of rhythm!
"Xiao Se, imagine what if one day, I was snatched away by another girl?" Philip didn't want to change the subject, he was deceived and deceived, no matter which method he used, as long as he married Xiao Se, he didn't mind how despicable the means were.
"What if you snatch it?" Xiao Se was a little ignorant, she had no experience in dealing with love rivals at all, "Do you want me to kill both of you with a gun?" β
Burst! Philip couldn't hold back his laughter.
"Silly girl, do you have to be so cruel? Now promise to marry me when you return to Arthur, and if any girl dares to rob me in the future, you can justifiably ask her to get out of the way in the name of Mrs. Philip! β
Sounds good, small color big eyes flutter, she's thinking about it!
"Xiao Se, since you are going to get married sooner or later, why don't you get married early, don't you think of me as your future other half?" Philip pouted, he pretended to be the boss in front of Mier, and he pretended to be pitiful in front of Xiao Se!
"I'll talk about it when I get back to Arthur!" Xiaose plays Tai Chi, she can drag on for a second, she doesn't want to become a married woman at such a young age from the bottom of her heart!
"Little Color!" Philip looked like a loser, lying on the stone table with his arms on his pillow, so sad, Xiao Se actually rejected him ruthlessly!
Xiao Se smiled and withdrew her hand, she was not wrong to live a wandering life for many years, but it didn't mean that she hated marrying a girl.
Life is so good, what's the good of marrying so early?
Besides, now she has an uncle and a second uncle to rely on, and this kind of thing can be delayed again and again, and it can be delayed again and again until her sister gets married and gives birth to a child, and she can get married again!
"Philip, eat a banana!" Xiao Se smiled evilly, she pulled a banana and peeled it, and forced it into Philip's mouth, "Bananas are happy food, eating it can make you feel good!" β
Philip pretended to be dead, his "monkey" was simply a sperm, and even he could see that he was in a bad mood now!
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