"The Emperor is onboard! Great Oriental Empire onboard! The Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Circle is onboard! "In a valley near Naypyidaw, more than thirty Orientals lined up and shouted hoarsely, their faces filled with a visceral fervor.

Directly in front of them, Mr. Zhu Da stood there looking at them with a nervous expression, and couldn't help but roll his eyes from time to time. Beside him, the customer service girl was wearing a devil's military uniform, happily walking around the group of Orientals, lest the world would not be chaotic to cheer them on.

"Yo Xi!" The customer service girl waved her little fist and shouted, "Emperor Zhu is onboard!" The queen of the hill is onboard! Build a new paradise on the royal road, rebuild the new order of Greater East Asia, and carry the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Circle! Onboard! Onboard! ”

When all the Oriental people heard this, the expressions on their faces were even more fanatical, and at the same time they shouted loudly: "His Majesty Emperor Zhu is loaded!" Build a new paradise on the royal road, rebuild the new order of Greater East Asia, and carry the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Circle! Onboard! Onboard! ”

"くそ~ (Damn)!" The customer service girl jumped to her feet angrily and shouted, "You red deer, why did you ignore my little mountain queen, it's just Baga!" Bagaya Road! ”

"Yagaya deer! What are you! "Eiichiro Suzuki" shouted angrily, holding a dead branch in his hand and slashing at her head, "Dare to be on a side by side with His Majesty Emperor Zhu and offend His Majesty's majesty, gentlemen!" Heaven punishes the national thief! ”

"Heaven punishes the thief!" More than 30 "Orientals" roared angrily, holding branches and sticks in their hands, and smashed them at the customer service girls.

When the customer service girl heard this, a cold light flashed in her eyes, and the devil military uniform on her body turned into a kendo uniform, and a gorgeously shaped katana sword at her waist was swung outward like a match. He shouted, "You scraps. Dare to offend the great Queen of the Hills. I'm going to smash you to the scum! I'm chopping chop! ”

"Whew!" The sound of piercing the air sounded, and the attacks of more than 30 "Orientals" all failed, of course, the attack of the customer service girl was also ineffective, because her body did not exist zài.

"くそ~ (Damn)!" The customer service girl wiped a handful of cold sweat and shouted, "What a strong attack, it seems that I can only make a trick, look at the move!" The Hill Queen's Knife Technique. Secret Technique. A slash on the hill! ”

"Huh!" A gorgeous half-moon-shaped sword light came out of her katana, swept a distance of more than twenty meters, and then slashed towards more than thirty "Oriental people".

Eiichiro Suzuki looked at the ground with tears in his eyes and hissed in despair, "Gentlemen! Seven lives to serve the country, see you in Kudansaka! Emperor Zhu Dai onboard! ”

"Kudanzaka! Emperor Zhu Dai onboard! More than 30 "Orientals" shouted in unison, fearlessly rushing forward in the face of the sword light.

"Wha!" The customer service girl laughed wildly, "Suffer death!" You stupid red deer! Look at my multiple shadow clones! ”

"Huh!" More than thirty 3D images were differentiated from the customer service girl's body at the same time, and then Qi Qijiao shouted and greeted him with the same virtual katana. The sound of "huhuhuhu For a moment, the wooden stick broke through the air, and the gorgeous sword light flashed like a meteor.

"Hmm!" Zhu Run covered his face with a headache. He couldn't help but shout, "Little Mountain! You give me about a little! Have you had enough? ”

"Wha!" The customer service girl laughed wildly, "These stupid red deer dare to offend the great queen of the mountain." Sisters, smash them to scum! Seven lives to serve the country, the queen of the hill is onboard! ”

"Seven lives to serve the country! The queen of the hill is onboard! The projections of more than 30 customer service girls shouted in unison, "Kill this group of red deer to slag!" ”

"Hill!" Zhu Run's face was as black as ash at the bottom of the pot, and he roared loudly: "If you mess around again, be careful that I will deduct your commission!" ”

"Hahaha!" The customer service girl laughed wildly, "Isn't it just a commission, you deduct ...... Ahh Deduction of commission? ”

"That's right! It's a commission deduction! Zhu Run said angrily, "If you mess around again, I will definitely deduct your commission, don't think I'm joking." ”

The customer service girl blinked her eyes when she heard this, and then her face suddenly changed, pointing to the thirty or so 3D images that were differentiated by her and shouted: "Where did you come out of the virus?" Dare to pretend to be the queen of my hill, if you know each other, all of them will be self-judged, and the queen of the province will do it herself. ”

"The greatest mountain queen," the thirty or so customer service girls shouted in unison, "because you are so beautiful and kind, we are pretending to be you." Now that we know we were wrong, we are willing to die to apologize! The queen of the hill is onboard!" After saying that, they pulled out the ribs around their waists together, slashed at their abdomen, and then disappeared into a cloud of green smoke.

"Onboard! Emperor Zhu Dai onboard! More than 30 "Orientals" saw that these ghost-like little girls had all committed suicide, and immediately burst into a burst of violent cheers.

"Yo Xi!" The customer service girl waved her little fist and shouted hatefully, "These damn viruses are so hateful, they have actually spread to the client of Interstellar Taobao." Zhu Run, I strongly demand that the welfare benefits be increased, I want to buy seventeen or eighteen of the best antivirus software and firewalls, and kill myself well. Well, the antivirus software on Interstellar Taobao is too complicated, you don't understand it, so it's better to give me star coins directly! Monthly...... 10,000, not 100,000 star coins, it's barely enough. ”

"Get out!" Zhu Run said angrily, "Increase the welfare of your big-headed ghost!" You don't talk nonsense to me, you hairy virus, when I'm a fool? ”

"Cut! Stingy! The customer service girl pouted.

"Stingy, you big-headed ghost!" Zhu Run pointed at those "Oriental people" and said with black lines on his face, "Let's talk about it!" This guy is like this, am I insane, or am I having auditory hallucinations! Your sister's Great East Asia Co-Prosperity Circle! Was this group of guys parasitized by alien creatures, or was they crossed by a group of World War II devils? What kind of Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Circle are stumped by aliens? ”

When the customer service girl heard this, a drop of cold sweat dripped from her head, and she smiled dryly and said about it: "Hahaha!" What, Zhu Run, it's been so long, don't you feel hungry? Why don't we go back to the hotel early and have a romantic candlelit dinner. Let's talk about life and the future......"

"Romantic, you're big!" Zhu Run said angrily. "Less! Say it. What's going on with these guys? It's okay if people look like devil soldiers in World War II, and even the IQ is low, and there is no problem with playing on a 3D image for a long time. In other words, is this parasitizing for the intelligent parasites of the second-level civilization? How do I feel like these guys don't even have a 7o IQ? ”

"Hahaha! This ......," the customer service girl laughed dryly, "This is actually just an accident!" It's true! Hahaha! ”

"Accident?"

"Hmmm! It was an accident indeed! The customer service girl smiled dryly, "As I said earlier, parasitic civilizations themselves are not civilized, and all their civilizations come from parasitic civilizations. After the success of parasitism, the culture, language, writing technology and so on of these original civilizations. It has become the stuff of this parasitic civilization. ”

"I know this!" Zhu Run said strangely, "Didn't you say it before?" ”

"Yes! I said that," the customer service girl laughed dryly, "but there is one thing we have overlooked, and that is that when those civilizations are parasitized, the individuals of those civilizations are alive. In this way, these parasitic beings can fully obtain the information of the civilization, and as for the dead individuals, there are generally no individuals willing to parasitize them. But the problem is, this time we used to parasitize the Orientals. But they are all dead, so ...... Ahem, ahem! ”

Zhu Run groaned when he heard this. Then he hesitated and said, "You mean, because these Orientals are corpses, they don't get comprehensive information when they are parasitic?" But even so, I can understand their declining IQ, but what kind of reason is it to become a World War II ghost soldier? ”

"Ahem, ahem!" The customer service girl coughed dryly, "Actually, it's simple!" Although these Oriental devils were put into the interstellar store by you just after they died, most of the cells and tissues in their bodies are basically alive, but their brains are an exception. You've got them into the Star Store, but a lot of brain cells have died before that - brains are far more fragile than you think.

Later, before the parasitism began, you repaired their body damage with a high-energy repair solution, and the brain cells were also repaired in the process. However, brain cells are different from ordinary cells, although their physical damage has been repaired, the memories they carry are forever gone. So when they are parasitized, those parasites can only get a part of the information, and this information is basically the most impressive when they are alive. These Orientals were right-wingers in their lifetimes, and what impressed them the most was definitely some right-wing stuff. ”

"But that's not right either!" Zhu Run pointed to those fanatical "Orientals" and said strangely, "Even then, these guys have amnesia at best, but why do they look like they are insane now?" ”

"Ahem!" The customer service girl laughed dryly, and then said weakly, "Boy, it's hard for you to know, what is called 'brain supplement'?" ”

"Brain supplement?" A drop of cold sweat dripped from Zhu Run's head, and he said embarrassedly, "Of course I know about brain supplements, but what does this have to do with brain supplements?" ”

"Of course!" The customer service girl smiled, "These parasites are intelligent after all, and they are not real amnesia!" Therefore, after receiving these materials, they think that these are all the materials of this civilization, and in order to adapt to the survival of this civilization, they automatically strengthen their understanding of these civilizations, and their brains make up a lot of things. For example......"

"For example......" Zhu Run looked at the group of "Orientals" with a black line on his face, and the cold sweat on his head kept coming out.

"Ahem, ahem!" The customer service girl coughed and said with a dry smile, "For example, because you are their master, they make you their own emperor by themselves." Now these guys are full of fanatical militarist ideas in their heads, and they are ready to open up territory for you, build a royal paradise, and build a Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Circle! So ahem...... Emperor Zhu Dai onboard! ”

"Emperor Zhu Da is onboard! Great Oriental Empire onboard! The Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Circle is onboard! A group of aliens disguised as "Orientals" fanatically followed the customer service girl and screamed hoarsely.

"This ......" Emperor Zhu looked at this group of "people" stupidly, and his head gradually began to grow. (To be continued......)

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